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>dad washes utensils by running water on them and thats it

>> No.12856187

>>12856178
Detergent causes crohn's.

>> No.12856191

>>12856187
maybe if you fucking drink dish soap anon

wash your scuzzy dishes and take a shower

>> No.12856193
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12856193

>>12856178
>living with your parents

>> No.12856258

>>12856178
Better than
>dad uses 6 month old dirty black speckled dish sponge that’s been sitting in a dirty puddle of water all day to clean his dishes

>> No.12856263

>>12856178
If there’s no food stuck on them that’s totally fine. Stop being a pussy

>> No.12856271

>>12856178
>having a dad
>and a filthy slob for a dad at that
Yuck

>> No.12856275

>>12856178
Very smart. I'm doing this from now on.

>> No.12856277

What type of man cleans dishes? OP you a mexican?

>> No.12856282

>>12856178
How do you clean them then?

>> No.12856283

fuck boomers

>> No.12856295

>>12856178
based dad saving loads of soap money

faggot OP probably pays $12 for skin softening dual purpose organic dish/hand soap with foaming action, absolute embarrassment to your father

>> No.12856339

>be poor student
>always be the one to buy things for the kitchen because roommates are idiots who can't run their own lives
>always out of dish soap for some reason
>see moron roommate finally doing their own dishes for once
>literally squeezing for 5 seconds strait, almost covering a single plate with detergent
>lightly scrubs it for a few seconds, then rinses it and puts it in the rack
>repeats this process for every item
i am really beginning to understand why people are so fed up with millennials' bullshit. my generation has literally no concept of how to run even the most basic details of their lives and it terrifies me that soon they will be in charge of everything

>> No.12856340

>>12856193
>>12856271
I'm 28 of course I still live with my parents

>> No.12856346

>>12856339
You should have killed him

>> No.12856347

>>12856340
Should we tell him bros

>> No.12856422

>>12856178
You're still alive aren't you? Stop complaining and eat your food, billy.

>> No.12856453

>>12856178
>Hand wash plates with hot water
>Put them in the washing machine for good measure
>Plates are sparkling clean
>Washing machine never needed any repairs
>Rest of family
>Rinses of dishes with barely any soap
>Food is still stuck on them
>Their washing machines need replacing every so often
>Dishes have shit stuck to them and so do glasses
These people are cavemen

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12856485

Soap is kind of a meme. It's best for removing grease due to its chemical properties. Other than that it's really not gonna kill more bacteria than water at a high temperature. Even just running lukewarm water will pick up and carry away a lot of the pathogens.
>t. Chemical Engineer.

>> No.12856508

>>12856485
>t. Chicken fryer operator at Popeyes

>> No.12856516

>>12856178
Imagine this, OP, ya fuckin' troll;
>your ancestors lived long enough to produce you
>your ancestors didn't always have access to soap
>your father doesn't use soap on utensils
>you're still alive (unfortunately)
Can you connect those dots? See where I'm going?

>> No.12856519

>>12856516
Fuck you

>> No.12856520

>>12856178
Soap is only necessary if the soiled dish has fats on it. Otherwise water will dissolve whatever food is on it

>> No.12856565

>>12856258
god iktf
my dad will literally fill the sink up with like an inch of water, throw dirty dishes in, then throw the dish rag in too. even when there's like 1 dirty dish to be washed. don't understand. I even put out a glass bowl for him to put the rag in but he never uses it.

>> No.12856567

>>12856339
The mental image of such an act is enough to incite murder.

>> No.12856855

>>12856178
my dad is rly acting bizarre with age, he always does this shit when I visit him
>licks rice spatula after putting rice on the plate
>licks a sauce spoon after putting the sauce on the plate
>starts to put stuff in the dishwasher instead instead of eating
>mixes sauce with the rice all together
>eats (nothing unusual here)
>licks the plate

>> No.12856874

>>12856855
>>licks the plate
Boomers need calories

>> No.12856893

>>12856485
>Soap is kind of a meme. It's best for removing grease due to its chemical properties. Other than that it's really not gonna kill more bacteria than water at a high temperature. Even just running lukewarm water will pick up and carry away a lot of the pathogens.
>>t. Chemical Engineer.
How do I know you weren't top of your class? That you didn't pursue a masters? Your still act
dumb about microbiology and food safety with some air of authority. Geesh. The point of using the soap's surfactant properties to remove grease and foods and anything else on the surfaces, is so it can be squeaky clean. The hot water should clean a completely clean metal. A greasy surface is a petri dish for bacterial blooms, in and under the grease, as well as the grease itself going rancid, at which point turns bacterial. Any virus on an item, like hep A, or whatever the user used to lick it has less of a chance of remaining on the item if the item is clean.
In food prep, like at a bar with glassware, it gets a bleach water dip to sanitize it the rest of the way, and a air dry is best. Ideally, its superheated steam, auto-clave style, but again, needs thorough untouched drying, not wiped with a towel. Some people go the extra step to polish dry flatware to remove any lingering mineral deposits that dull pretty cutlery, but also, because it should be removed to be clean.

>> No.12856904

>>12856178
Use the same fork every time

Wash it and keep it safe in your pocket

>> No.12857076

>>12856516
what about all the people that died in their 20s from disease

>> No.12857083

>not just rinsing your dishes with water then putting them in the over to kill all the bad shit
Yep cringe

>> No.12857098

Protip: just after a greasy dinner you can run dishes and utensils under very hot water and they come out squeaky clean without the need of any soap. It only works as long as the oil is still warm though.

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>>12856193
>move out
>parents sell their house
>move in with me

>> No.12857179

>son is a germaphobic nancyboy spending his day giggling with a bunch of other pinheads on the internet.

>> No.12857194

>>12856295
Nigga I buy 60 ounces of Ajax for $2.50 every 3 months

>> No.12857226

>>12856339
I had this same issue. Brought a huge bottle I hadn't made a dent in in three months. In the next week, it's almost empty, even though they had their own dish soap. What in the flying fuck these people only did their dishes once every two weeks? How do they drain all my soap and paper towels??

>> No.12857438

>>12856893
>everything needs to be 100% clean, no exceptions so when that 0.0001% germ gets through I get super aids from my weak immune system and die

>> No.12857828

>>12856178
>dad
At least you aren't black

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12858004

>>12856193
>paying some Jew half of your wage instead of paying nothing

>> No.12858039

>>12858004
>parents make you pay rent because they are Jews

>> No.12858099

>>12858039
>not financially helping out your aging parents
you're the real jew

>> No.12858104

>>12856178
>wahhh no soap

how did you think people washed dishes in the 1400s

>> No.12858142

>>12858104
>1400s
There is evidence of soap from 2800 BC

>> No.12858156

>>12857076
It probably wasn't from rinsing off utensils with hot running water.

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>>12858099

>> No.12858167

>>12858104
>world history didnt exist before america was invented
absolute state of american education

>> No.12858168

>>12856565
I know a family that keeps a sponge in a bowl in the sink 24/7 that they use to clean everything in the kitchen like dirty cooking board, counters, dishes, inner sink, etc.

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>>12858168
>I know a family

>> No.12858178

>>12856893
That all makes sense for commercial food service and people with AIDS, but you don't need to be that intense at home. I wouldn't leave a greasy pan to get rancid though.
>>12858175
Is that unordinary or something?

>> No.12858259

>>12858178
It's your family

>> No.12858341

>>12858259
No my parents always kept the sponge in a sponge rack and would nuke it in the microwave often to kill off bacteria. I don't think that's necessary, but it seems unnecessarily unsanitary to keep a sponge sitting in still water all day.

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>>12857172
lmao did this actually happen?

>> No.12858762

>>12856339
Store the soap in your room and only take it out for your own dishes
Fuck that shit man

>> No.12860083

>>12858762
>>12856339
Yeah when I had roommates I would keep a lot of stuff in my closet that could have been kept in the common area, but I really didn't want to deal with people possibly taking or wasting stuff since I saw a lot of other people deal with food theft and people "borrowing" way more than they contribute.

>> No.12860090

Is there a best practice that has been studied to be the most sanitary way to do the dishes at home? A lot of information about how one should be doing the dishes are confusing and contradictory.

>> No.12860122

>>12856178
Me too

>> No.12860152

>>12860090

I have a bowl at work that I've been using almost daily to prepare food for about 2 years now. My process is:

Pre-rinse with hot water, scrub with hands until clean
2. Eat food
3. Rinse again with hot water, scrub with hands until clean

No soap has ever been involved in said bowls cleaning process. When washing dishes at home I only use soap if the dish is egregiously dirty, or has been sitting in it's filth for a couple days. Thinking a freshly used plate or spoon needs soap to be clean is paranoia.

>> No.12861474

>>12856485
This is true. I use soap whenever I have greasy plates but if I'm just eating oats or had a sandwich, rinsing with hot water is more than enough. Same idea behind handwashing.

>> No.12861476

>>12860122
#metoo

>> No.12861515

>cat took a crap in the corner of the family room.
>Dad picks it up with a single sheet of paper towel and carries it through the kitchen to put it in the kitchen trashcan
>Immediately goes to the pantry and digs into a box of cheezits with his bare, unwashed hand

Mmmm parasites

>> No.12861559

i had a roommate who washed dishes with a mr. clean magic eraser once. didn't even know what to say

>> No.12861602

>>12861515
boomers should be euthanized

>> No.12861615

>>12858736
of course it did anon

>> No.12861624

>water that comes out of faucet gets so hot it's basically fucking boiling
>never have to use soap to clean shit unless it's really dirty

>> No.12861701

>>12856855
Licking a plate isn't weird unless you do it around other people. I bet you pour out the milk leftover from your cereal too.

>> No.12861721

I don't have a dish-washing machine.
I am the dish-washing machine.
Real men wash dishes with steel wool and elbow grease.

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>>12861515
>Mom feeds her cats on the fucking kitchen table
>it's so our dog doesn't eat their cat food
>the cats knock the bowl on the ground and he does anyway
>she doesn't even decontaminate the table afterwards

>> No.12862696

>Preparing food for dinner with friends later
>Suddenly feel really horny
>Go masturbate
>Wash hands
>Continue cooking

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>>12856178
I wash them under hot water from the tap, and just scrubbing the food off with pic related

>> No.12863899

>>12862696
>preparing food for friends and family
>not horny at all
>masturbate anyway
>Dont wash my hands
>get accidental cum on the food
>say its the best meal I cook

>> No.12863922

>>12861766
Just kill her dog bro, problem solved

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12864281

>>12858004
>relying on others for your well-being instead of making something of yourself

>> No.12864297

>>12862696
>>12863899
>preparing food for myself
>cooking naked
>neutral level of horniness
>open freezer to get ice
>cool breeze makes me cum instantly
>cum shoots across the room into the pasta sauce on the stove and stirs itself in before i can stop it
>its the best meal ive cooked

>> No.12864309

Based dad, strengthening your immune system

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>>12861515
at least he used a paper towel

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12864543

>>12856339
>tfw I do this
>gf complains all the time that the dishes taste like soap
whinge

>> No.12864548

>>12861515
Imagine the toxo

>> No.12864559

>he doesn't autoclave all his dishes

>> No.12864563

>>12856178
>let dog lick plates clean
>put them in wash
>forget about wash
>think it's all clean
>put away dishes
>try to remember which dishes I put away
I just know I ate off a dog plate at some point

>> No.12864567

>>12858341
just use a vinyl brush and throw it in the dishwasher and it will get sanitized. why the fuck do people ever use sponges what purpose do they have?

>> No.12864573

>>12856453
I bet they don't even know that there is a filter in the bottom of the wash you have to empty

>> No.12864744

>>12856178
works for me, I only use antibac detergent for cleaning plastic containers, otherwise really hot water is fine

>> No.12864819

>>12856178
>dad used dish soap to wash rice
>dad stop! You will kill us all
>nah son, soap make things clean, you won't die from eating cleaned rice no ?

I was too young and was convinced

>> No.12864826

i routinely lick cutlery clean and dry it on my shirt and put it back in the draw and everyone who i have ever admitted this to, has said that they sometimes do this as well

>> No.12864833

>>12864543
Fake and cringe. Soap doesn't taste like how it smelled

>> No.12864838

>>12856516
>Caveman also ate shit and survived

Why don't you connect the dots for me you fuckin retard

>> No.12864840

>>12864833
No, it tastes like soap. What's your point?

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>>12864833
>Fake and cringe
>Hmm this plate TASTES like soap, doesnt smell at all

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12864858

Are dishwashers really that uncommon in the US, considering how often they are mentioned in this thread?
At least to me, a middle class kraut, dishwashers are the main way of doing any sort of dishes except for some unusually dirty, large or fragile items.

>> No.12864876

>>12864858
I dont have one but my elderly neighbours does and sometimes i take my dishes over in a bucket and his wife will load there for me and so i pick them up the next day in the bucket and she giving me some bread and she makes and a kiss on the cheek as well and sometime i bring them fish or meat that i killed so i dont need my own dishes machine but i hear in germany that people are not very friendly and it is wierd to say hello in the street or do a thing like this like to look after each other

>> No.12864897

imagine not having a dishwasher in the 21st century

>> No.12864904

>>12856339
You think thats bad? Try living in marine corps barracks with the dumbest room mates ever. Had to hide my toilet paper and shower in an empty room bc this nigga was FILTHY

>> No.12864942

>>12864897
>Be Australian
>Electricity bill is $900
>Without a dishwasher
No excuse for bugers, I am envious of your pricing of everything

>> No.12865247

>>12864904
Crayons are not /ck/ bro

>> No.12865282

>>12864548
That's not really an issue with indoor cats. Only ones that go out hunting.

>> No.12865290

>>12856187
lol ok schizo

>> No.12865309

>>12856339
Ive never seen a millenial do that. You simply pick morons for roommates.

>> No.12865313

>>12864858
American here, everyone I know has a dishwasher

>> No.12865316

>>12858167
Obsessed

>> No.12865332

i moved out last month
this month i get an image of my dad eating a nice steak dinner
using a paring knife to cut
on the new glass plates he bought himself
i asked him why he was using a paring knife to cut steak and he told me it was because it was the only knife that cut anything anymore in the house

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>>12856193
>having parents

>> No.12865486

>>12858156
theres no way to be sure though

>> No.12865497

>>12864297
>>12863899
>preparing food
>its done and ready to serve
>not horny but jerk off anyway
>cum on top of the food im about to serve
>bone app the teeth

>> No.12865506

>>12856193
last time I talked about moving out my mom almost started crying and asked me not to

>> No.12865735

>>12856178
>on holiday at grandparents' town
>they're out so they gave me the keys and i can stay in their flat
>first day, want to eat so grab a pan
>it still had flowing oil in it

At that point they had been away for nearly a month.

>> No.12865864

>>12865497
based

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>>12856178
>mom using the same plastic scrubber for 10 years
>the brissles are all deformed and pushed in
>deep at the root is some black gunk
>i threw it away and bought a new one for 1 fucking dollar at the dollar tree

>she reaches back in the trash can to pick it up.

This is why i yell at my mom. Because she deserves it. Otherwise she'll never learn.

>> No.12865974

Could you just use boiling water to clean dishes and not waste time with soap and detergent?

>> No.12865980

I just rinse my coffee mug out. Is that wrong? It's just black coffee after all.

>> No.12865982

>>12864573
I didn't know this. Thanks anon

>> No.12865988

>>12856339
>morons only exist today
Hippy generation had people thinking you didn't need to shower or use deoderant.
Every generation has dudes who don't know how to take care of themselves including wearing the same underwear for decades.

>> No.12865995

>>12865486
lel

>> No.12866003

>>12865980
the germs from your mouth are festering in that fucker. i do the same thing but wash it every couple/few days

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12866072

Fuck that. Even my friends in the military comment on how immaculate my dishes are when I wash them. Silverware is my biggest pet peeve because you put them inside your mouth. Forks especially. I make sure the insides and the "armpit" of every prong is thoroughly scrubbed every time I was them. I rinse thoroughly and dry before storing.

My dishes are cleaner than ones that come out out industrial two-door dishwashers.

Fuck I love washing dishes. My wife even bought a new dishwasher, and I still wash by hand.

>> No.12866075

>>12865988
t. dumb millenial

>> No.12866081

>>12866075
>wahhh someone under 40
t dumb zoomer or weeaboom

>> No.12866088

>>12856339
The worst are those people who use almost an entire roll of toilet paper after one shit. What the fuck is wrong with them. You only need a couple squares.

>> No.12866100

>>12866081
found the millenial who doesn't know how to use dish soap properly

>> No.12866112

>>12866100
>so disconnected from reality you think that any generation doesn't know how to use dish soap
Only people who don't know how to use dish soap are poor people who couldn't afford it and rich people who were spoiled and never had to do the family dishes.
Dish washers predate everyone currently alive.

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>>12856178
>friend visiting
>he goes to take a shit
>hear sink running for maybe 5 seconds max
>he goes right toward my cupboard to grab my utensils
>check bathroom soap
>it's dry

>> No.12866144

>>12866088
t. Half roll user here

The whole "couple squares" argument only works for women. If it's too thin, you risk a finger poking through. You have to have a decent wad or ball to provide a structure that can support a strong wipe. I don't have the best diet, so it can get pretty smeary. I'm also a hairy man, so it takes lots of wipes to get clean. I don't like having a dirty ass. I've never understood people who put up with "streak marks." For some people, more is necessary, and it's not wasteful in the least.

>> No.12866157

>>12866139
people dont shit onto their hands

>> No.12866169

>>12856453
Reminds me of my roommate last year I had to live with for work.

>burns food onto the pots and pans
>runs them under the water for a couple seconds
>puts them directly into the dishwasher
>they sit there a couple days
>he pours some soap in it and turns it on

I asked him why he doesn't clean the burned on food off and he says that's what the dishwasher is for and he buys the "good soap". Yeah so good it never got the food off at all all summer. I just hand washed my own shit and isolated it from everyone else. All the cookware by the end of the summer was totally ruined by this guy.

>> No.12866172

>>12856178
This post just SCREAMS zoomer

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12866173

>>12856178
>sister actually applied detergent to wash the pan

>> No.12866180

>>12866173
Its fine if theres smelly oil on the pan
Its not any worse than having tomato sauce on it.

>> No.12866183

>>12866173
That's how you're supposed to do it dumb dumb

>> No.12866190

>>12866157
You'd be surprised how gross people can be buddy.

>> No.12866194

>>12865506
cute

>> No.12866195

>>12866144
This guy gets it. Men also have larger asses too just due to having bigger bodies overall. Sometimes it's so bad after the wipe I still need to take a shower. It's not fun taking shits. If I had just one wish from a genie it's that I would never need to shit again. I hate it.

>> No.12866201

>>12866157
You still hold your ass cheeks apart to clean yourself, and the hand you wipe with is still entering the area surrounding the hole. That 2-ply isn't keeping your fingers sterile.

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>>12866183

>> No.12866241

>>12856271
>>12857828

>> No.12866285

>>12866144
>>12866195
Hairy, former half-roller here. Honestly? Get a bidet. Fuckin' weirdest thing ever at first, but saves you time, money, and hassle in the long run. Gotta treat it like owning a moped, though, don't tell your friends.

>> No.12866301

>>12866285
I rent so I can't just be installing ass washers in my apartment willy-nilly.

>> No.12866309

>>12866301
Unless your landlord is a total faggot (granted, most are), they just replace the toilet seat. Easy to take the old one off and replace it, then change it back when you move.

>t. did this

>> No.12866343

>>12866309
If my renters I'd consider it an upgrade and be thankful

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12866415

>parents can't properly organize the dishwasher for maximal efficiency
>have to touch their nasty plates to rearrange them every time I open the thing
This is almost the entire reason I started hand-washing everything

>>12856347
Tell me what?

>> No.12866426

>>12856193
What if both my parents are handicapped and they need me to help them out?

>> No.12867092

>>12865982
There is also a macerator and pump in the bottom of most. FYI if your washer ever stops emptying properly there's a chance that a piece of broken glass or something might have fallen down there and gotten jammed in it so check inside as well as you can. I had to remove two screws from my unit to remove a plastic cup thing to remove a piece of glass from my parents old unit. They had tossed it and now I've got a really nice dishwasher. They even paid a plumber to look at it and the dumbass suggested replacing the whole pump assembly.

>> No.12867118

>>12864858
only own one person who doesn't have a dishwasher and that's because they live in a house with two kitchens and their kitchen doesn't have one but their brother's kitchen does.

>> No.12867120

>>12864942
dishwashers use about as much energy as a microwave how poor are you

>> No.12867127

>>12864543
Tell your gf to stop eating plates

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12867698

>dad rinses pans and puts them away, instead of asking me to do it
>obvious grime covering them
>wonders why we have roaches

>> No.12869059

>>12864281
I see nothing wrong with living with your parents or other family as long as you are actually working hard and being smart with your money. I would personally not do that unless they need me as a caretaker, but lots of people live in generational homes.

>> No.12869069

>>12864567
I have a few different brushes and sponges that I like to use. I like sponges, but maybe that's because I grew up using them and am used to them.

>> No.12869075

>>12864858
Pretty much everyone has a dishwasher, but I usually just wash dishes as I go and set them to dry.

>> No.12869102

>>12857172
I know a guy in this situation

Sucks to be him desu

>> No.12869106

>>12856178
You should send him a text right now thanking him that you don't have any retarded zoomer food allergies.

>> No.12869124

>>12864858
>yes good goy spend several thousand dollars on this huge fucking box that will cramp your living area, just so you don't have to do 5 min of dishes after dinner
CRINGE

>> No.12869137

>wife only washes one side of plates
>cutlery frequently has dried food still on it
>mention it
>raging argument
>now I do all the washing up

I prefer that to finding week old egg yolk or potato stuck to things.

>> No.12869142

>>12869124
>t. lives under the kitchen counter

>> No.12869151

>>12869124
you store dishes in them they hardly take up any room

>> No.12869152

>girlfriend is quite political
>mostly ignore her
>she keeps putting knives and forks facing down in the dishwasher basket and cutting it and dulling the knives and sometimes they stick through and block the spinny thing
>one day she's ranting about me too
>tell her maybe she should focus less on feminism and more on the dishwasher and tines up

>> No.12869224

>>12856178
Is your dad Jack

>> No.12869907

>>12866201

>You still hold your ass cheeks apart to clean yourself

lol fat ass

>> No.12869936

>>12869152

>tines up

embarrassing

>> No.12869980

>>12866201
>You still hold your ass cheeks apart to clean yourself
Please share your weight.

>> No.12869989

>>12856277
one that doesn't have their mom do it for them.

>> No.12870335

>>12866144
>The whole "couple squares" argument only works for women.
This ONLY applies to piss and not shit.

>> No.12870365

>>12869152
>Putting knives blade up in the dishwasher
Are you a water head?

>> No.12870369

>>12866415
>>parents can't properly organize the dishwasher for maximal efficiency
Fucking autistic. My dad and my aunt are like you. This shit doesn't matter when you only run the God damned thing once a week (if that).

>> No.12870474

>>12856178
That's more of an attempt than my parents make. I moved in with my parents recently (been away for 5 years), and what is the first thing I see?
They had ~3 months' worth of dishes festering on "a" dinner table, both sides of the sink, the top of the washing machine, and about half of the stove, for god knows how long. Judging by the insect casings I saw on some (I thought it was dried up tomato rice until I noticed the segments) it was clearly long enough for maggots to show up, eat their fill, then turn into house flies.

It took three weeks' worth of nonstop dishwashing in all the time I wasn't wageslaving or sleeping to get it under control.

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>>12866426
>not euthanizing those useless old farts

>> No.12870531

>>12869124
>5 mins
not everyone uses just one plate, one glass and the same set of utensils, have sex, incel

>> No.12870679

>>12870531
5 mins is an overestimate even when you're considering a family of four using plates, bowls, glasses, utensils and all the shit you used to cook with.

>> No.12870696

>>12856187
Source: My arse

>> No.12870757

based boomer dad

>> No.12870766

>>12870525
Waddo I do, shoot em?

>> No.12870770

>>12869137
I did this with my ex. It's because she's embarrassed.

>> No.12870775

>>12864858
I had a dishwasher growing up, but after I moved out every place I've rented never had one, they've all been old houses or two flats in a Midwestern collegetown or nearby. All my friends except one don't own one either, and the one that does is kinda born from money and inherited a fortune from his dead godfather, so he affords a really nice apartment in town that has a dishwasher, central air, Amazon home, good quality new laundry machines, etc. I kinda live in perpetual poverty tho since I never finished school & have a 2g/week coke habit and drink a fifth of booze daily.

>> No.12870780

>>12869907
Are your ass cheeks perpetually pulled ajar? Does your asshole just flop around in the wind? How do you sit down? Do you just walk around with your asshole jutting out? Are you gay?

>> No.12870787

>>12869980
You too, are you one of those weird outtie-butthole gayboys? Does your shitter get dry and chapped, what with being exposed all the time? Do you mutant sphincter faggots even HAVE asses or is it just a puckered hole on a flat surface?

>> No.12870809

>>12856193
Not living with your parents to no get fucked by the rent man.

>> No.12871030

>>12870787
...i think most people can wipe their ass well without manually spreading the cheeks
maybe i spread mine by doing the one-cheek lean technique rather than the people who somehow grow up retarded and do stand-up wipes

>> No.12871244

>>12864858
1. Washing dishes by hand is comfy and relaxing
2. Dishwashers are shit at getting tough stains out of things and require maintenance

>> No.12871266

>>12858004
>Not building your own house out in the middle of the woods and living off what you can hunt and grow while trapping deer to fuck

>> No.12871523

>>12864819
Well, you're still alive aren't you?

>> No.12871642

>>12871030
I'm a standing wiper and I have an IQ of 130.

>> No.12871753

>>12866195
>Sometimes it's so bad after the wipe I still need to take a shower
Fucking degenerate stop eating like shit you disgusting pig. How the fuck do you manage to splatter so much shit on your asshole that you need half a roll? How can a human being in 2019 eat so much shit and be bad at SHITTING. A BASIC human NEED and you still manage to fuck that up. Because needing half a roll is definetely NOT a normal thing.

I swear to god fucking kill yourself and do the world a favor.

>> No.12871794

>>12869152
>having a gf who is into modern feminism

>> No.12871800

>>12856178
desu it depends on the utensil
if it's regular forks and knives then wash them, but if you've got a dedicated kitchen item and you know you're gonna be cooking some more of the same shit, then just wash it and keep it on the side near the stovetop.

granted you should wash that shit eventually, but if you're going to be cooking noodles in a pot then you can go a couple of meals before washing it

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>>12870787
Do you also think toilets need to be steel reinforced and bolted to the ground? Be honest, how close are you to needing a detachable shower head to reach back there for you?

>> No.12872113

>>12869152
How shitty is your dishwasher and how thin are your knives? You shouldn't be putting sharp knives in the dishwasher anyway, only butter knives. Stop being a lazy retard and dump your lazy retarded feminist girlfriend.

>> No.12873601

>>12865506
Cute and codependent pilled

>> No.12873611

>>12870780
I just slide the paper into the crevice between my firm, pert cheeks. Works like a charm.

>> No.12873614

>>12873601
>taking care of your elder parents is codependency

>> No.12873615

>>12856193
My dad has made it clear that if I ever move out he'll consider it the ultimate betrayal and disinherit me.
My mom killed herself years ago.

>> No.12873634

>>12856258

Just through the old dirty shit away, are you fucking scared to?

>> No.12873722
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12873722

Hot water and a good sponge will clean most things just fine. Especially if you don't let the dirt dry first.
I don't need soap to clean the spoon I used for soup just a few minutes ago, you know?
For hardier dirt like an oven tray with burnt fat etc. on it you use soap because it makes the process easier. But with enough scrubbing you really can get it just as clean without.

>> No.12873739

>>12873615
race?

>> No.12873740

>>12873722
t.woman

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>>12873740
>woman encouraging some hard work instead of taking the easy way out every time

>> No.12873747

>>12870525
I wish someone would euthanize me

>> No.12873754

>>12873739
Slav.

>> No.12874400

>>12870369
It does matter. If you put them in there neatly, you only have to run it once because more fit. When everything is piled haphazardly, you run out of room and need to wash more often, which is less efficient and wasteful.

>> No.12874434

>>12873615
Someone like him has nothing of value to offer so disinheriting wouldn't be much a threat
Leave anyway

>> No.12874438

>>12869152
>having a subhuman like that as a gf
Get ready to get #MeToo'd

>> No.12874448

>>12856516
we've had access to soap since the beginning of humanity stupid it used to be made out of fire ash

>> No.12874482

>>12856339
it's mostly rich spoiled kids that are the problem. when you go through life having your parents or hired help do the cooking and cleaning for you, you end up lazy and incompetent.
hell, I know this one girl who didn't realize there were different kinds of cooking oil until she was 22. she also thought showers just "cleaned themselves." all because her family had a maid.

>> No.12875054

I just boil my utensils most germs die in 100°C anyway and useually there is no food on them so water is not filthy

>> No.12875091

>>12875054
You should boil/steam them higher than 100, more like 140-150. Some bacteria can create endospores that can easily survive temperatures around 100.

>> No.12875114

>>12866139
Soap dosnt kill germs it just makes you hands smell nice and gets rid of grease and dirt
Plus your Natural PH Level on your skin is acidic to kill said germs and soaps are alkaline so it takes The negative PH and makes it neutral so its really easy for germs to multiply on your hands Plus I bet you use same hand towl that all household uses for a month thats fucking disgusting
Thats Why you should use alcohol based soap and not some flower smelling gay shit

>> No.12875138

>>12861515
You have a cat, you're already pozzed

>> No.12875139

>>12873747
Hahaha imagine how crazy that would be lol

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>>12870531
>live alone
>use more than one plate knife cup etc
>complain about people using sink to wash dishes
Even if you dont live alone Why would you not use 1 plate etc and wash them after using them

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12875150

>tfw hand wash with soap, rinse, quick spray soak with bleach, rinse & dry

>> No.12875163

>>12875091
Yeah I guss I dont have The means really to go above maybe 110

>> No.12875168

>>12856187
>>12856191

FUCK i have crohns bros
what did I do wrong

>> No.12875172

>>12875168
probably didnt rinse properly
poor anon :(

>> No.12875188

>>12866144
>The whole "couple squares" argument only works for women. If it's too thin, you risk a finger poking through
Then wash your hands which you should do anyway, you filthy pig

>> No.12875221

>>12866144
>I don't like having a dirty ass
>uses a piece of dry cloth to clean it
if you got poop on your arm would you use some dry cloth to wipe it off and stop when the cloth came away without obvious stain?
its so medieval

>> No.12875241

>>12875168
What has your diet been like?

>> No.12875283

>>12875241
>>12875172
well ive had it since i was 12
but ive been in a flare up since 2017, and ive cut dairy, carbonated drinks, red meat, most breads, beer, wine, and most sugars out of my diet since then which has only marginally helped. in 4 months im due to get a full illiostomy with a shit bag for the rest of my life. at which point docs say ill be able to eat my old foods again

>> No.12875459

>>12869124
>several thousand dollars
wot m8?

>> No.12876030

>>12866072
what the fuck