/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Agreed 100%.

>Gee, I sure wish there was a candy out there that tasted like circles made from drywall

>>12847772

>>12847785
The chocolate ones are at least edible.

>>12847785
You fucking take that back.

black jellybeans

>>12847772
Bitch, black licorice is the god damn motherfucking ass cunt shit! You know what really sucks? These fucking things. They taste like shit, are disappointing to get during Halloween, and stick like hell to your teeth.

Candy of fail coming though

I win

>>12847797
This was the only candy in my mind. Hate it

>>12847772

>>12848005
wtf australia

>>12848007

>>12848007
Bait.

>>12847875
This is the only shit candy in this thread

>>12848007
>tfw allergic to peanuts
t-they aren't actually that good are they?

>>12847772
>black licorice
It's just fucking licorice, dum dum. Licorice is black. Red vines/Twizzlers aren't licorice. Also black vines and popcorn are the goat movie theater snacks.

>>12848073
They're greasy with a weird aftertaste. Literally any peanut-butter/chocolate food is better.

>>12848113
Wrong

>>12848073
They're amazing. If you're not totally deathly allergic then look into allergy shots.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiPqsGjn6fkAhXxYN8KHXjnA2AQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fallcitycandy.com%2Fproducts%2Fspangler-marshmallow-circus-peanuts-13-20-oz-bag&psig=AOvVaw0o6jnXrAYpUkhP-vUFgbRa&ust=1567139335797937

>>12847785
fuck you

>>12847797
WRONG

>>12847885
Going through my bag of candy every Halloween, I always felt like if any candy would be poisoned, it would be one of these fuckers.
So I ate them first.

>>12847772
put black licorice in a pellet

the candy that removes your fillings.

>>12848651
>having fillings

>>12848073
you can just eat bad butter instead for the full experience

>>12848007
This but unironically. The worst chocolate and the worst peanut butter put together into quite possibly the worst candy in existence.

>>12847785
How could anyone defend these disgusting chalk discs

>>12848450
this

>>12848005
Oi cunt that's mad shit, rack em at the servo after dropping a goon down ya pipe every other, get bent you buggered dog.

>>12848007
You need to explain yourself.

>>12848646
Someone who I knew at one point explained excruciatingly and in detail how they ate these and why they liked them. It was like listening to a serial killer describe how they killed their victims.

>First I use my canines to break off each glossy chunk of candy from the log
>Next I crunch these chunks
>Then I swirl it around until the sugar coating is gone from the log
>…

Psychos

Almost every one of my top favorite candies have been posted ITT lmao.
All that's missing are peppermint patties and candy corn.

>>12847787
>DZ nuts

>>12847875
Lol ok faggot

>>12849208
>Peppermint Patties
>bad

>>12849208
>All that's missing are peppermint patties and candy corn
You suck, fuck you

As much as I loved my grandma these granny candies were horrible. Try to pick one up and the whole bowl comes up because they've been sitting around for 20 years and their all fused to each other and the bowl.

>>12849208
>candy corn
you seem to be confused. this is the WORST candy thread, not BEST candy

>>12849584
>>12849590
I'm pretty sure his post implies that he likes both of those, though

Where's all the weird and typically unlabeled third world stuff? A lot of the shit here is just too boring to eat, but weird local "delicacies" are often actually unpleasant to eat.
Something that comes to mind is those typical dried fruit things encased inside really weird indescribable "cake"-like things.

>>12847785
>FAT FREE
I wonder how much sugar is in them

>>12847797
i bought a box of them for school so every time i started dozing off in class i'd pop one in my mouth, they are fucking awful but will keep you uncomfortable enough to stay awake.

>>12847772
tastes like chemicals and vomit. it's even worse than their cheese.

>>12848615
What are these?
they look like packing peanuts.

>>12848651
"SNACK ATTACK" is truth in advertising because these cocksuckers put up one hellova goddamn fight if you try to eat one.

>>12849645
Wait, what? Hershey's make cheese? What the fuck?????????

>>12849685
american plastic lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8&t

>>12849698
That's kraft though? Not hershey's

>>12849700
i can't read file names either

>>12849701
huh?

>>12849702
huh?

>>12848651
bad opinion

>>12847772

>>12847772
Black licorice
/thread

>>12847772
ITT thread Americans disgusted by any food containing less than 90% sugar.

>>12849853
licorice is fucking delicious

>>12847772
Black Licoriece is based, but all licorice is black. That red shit is... I don't even know, but it's better than Twizzlers.
>>12847875
Agreed. Twizzlers took red 'licorice' and made disgusting.
>>12848646
These are delicious in limited quantities.
>>12848651
>removes your fillings.
also Charlston Chew, Now and Laters, Abba Zaba, Mumbos, and many others.

My vote:
These sour mexican candies.
I can't believe people eat them. It's worse than sucking on a lemon.

>>12849601
>implying

>>12849648
They're called circus peanuts and they're fucking vile. They're supposedly marshmallow but are more like chewy styrofoam in texture.

Just the worst.

>>12847772
stop having the palate of a 5 y/o.

>>12848626

milk duds
jaw breakers
sugar babies

Anything "banana flavored" is a catastrophe

>>12849981
I had forgot all about these.
First time I had them I literally had to ask my mother if they were actually edible or not.
Actually, that may also have been the last time I had them.

>>12850012
That's what bananas used to taste like. The bananas we have now aren't the ones they had when those candies were invented

>>12849886
rent free

>>12850017
I'm aware, but there is no way the candy is an accurate representation of that taste either

>>12848626
>don't like a candy
>so eat it first
have you ever wondered why you're having trouble losing weight?

>>12849702
the filename said "american chocolate"
so the joke is american chocolate tastes bad like american cheese
joke's on them though, because both are amazing especially when melted together

>>12850049
The joke is that he wants to die. Depression is the new trend, he's making a Twitter joke

>>12850049
Jesus. Your dark humor sensor is completely dead. It's so bad I suspect it possible you have never found joy in the misery of others, but if that were the case why would you be here?

>>12850067
It wasn't that funny, fucking relax

>>12849638
not enough

>>12850064
gotcha
depression is funny, right?
fucking zoomers
>>12850067
morbid humor is great, but you're fat

>>12850071
You did not address the point I made, dumbass. I only said it was obviously humor, never making any assessment of the quality of humor. I hope you die within two hours. This is not a joke. If somebody told me a way to make you dead in less than two hours I would do it. Even if it involved erasing my entire family from history. It would be worth it to make you dead.

>>12850084
lmao

>>12850084
question: how many people do you think have responded to you?

These terrible russian zephyr things

>>12850124
I'll fucking sic putin on you you whore

>>12850201
pee pee poo poo

>>12848947
Kys

>>12848005
Chocolate and vegemite are the GOAT combo

>>12847885
I love these

>>12849546
No candy that has a lucky chimney sweep on it can be bad :3

>>12850002
toothlet

>>12849981
I must be defective or something. I love those things, or at least the ones filled with the super sour powder.

>>12850017
Just buy heavily overripe plantains and eat them raw. The taste is apparently very similar to the old Gros Michel.

>>12847787

so, i saw salt licorice on /ck/ like 4 years ago, and my i mentioned i liked it to my gf after trying one kind.

she bought me this kind for christmas, and DEAR FUCKING LORD. My pallete is like a battered woman, it can handle a lot of abuse, but this stuff was fucking nuts. The aroma of ammonia in my nostrils and sinus was intense, almost bringing a tear to my eyes, the saltiness was also incredibly intense, and I had to grin and act like they were delicious. Her step dad wanted to try some, and after he did, he spit it out instantly and acted like i was insane for enjoying it. By the time i was 3/4 of the way through the bag, i was starting to be able to appreciate it tho.

>>12850124
I like them, but they're ridiculously expensive here. It's like they're using unionized leshy to transport them.

>>12847772
>>12847787
>>12849853
>>12849723

"free" world tastelets once again proving the european palate's superiority

>>12851635
>european
>actually just 4 countries out of 28
amerifat detected

>>12848450

heartless

>>12849698
The reason that it burns instead of melts is because of the lower than average fat content in kraft singles compared to other cheeses.
Fat melts, low or no fat burns.

>>12850637
>Gros Michel
That banana is not extinct, it's just not commercially viable anymore like the Cavendish. You have to go deep into the Amazon jungles to try it i guess

>>12850012
Laffy taffy banana is my favorite banana flavored anything. They taste like perfectly over ripe bananas. Like the ones that are ready to be in banana bread or pudding

black licorice getting lots of hate and I get it . I just want to say I fucking love black licorice lol .

>>12848836
this one is marketed on being shitty though

>>12848450
Idiot

>>12850012
Those are the best Laffy Taffy flavor

>>12848992
>>12850429
You are funny.
You are smart.
Vegemite is a real food.

>>12847875
Fuck you, they make cool straws.

Why does everyone hate licorice?

>>12847885
What the fuck even are these? They don't seem to have a name and only seem to exist in Halloween bags. Has anyone even seen them in stores?

We call them shoelace licorice. Stupid thing. Even comes in red.

>>12849981
I've never seen or heard of these before but somehow they just look wrong.

>>12848005
Fuck off poofta, this shit is unironically fucking amazing

>>12848007
yikes and oofpilled

>>12848450
Gross but not inedible.

>>12849625
Japanese sweets can be weird, but too novel to be unenjoyable.

>>12849698
I partially blame this stuff for not being able to stomach the texture of cheese anymore. I used to eat these things by the slice when I was a kid.

>>12851782
You can preorder a case to be shipped to you.

>>12848073
Real peanut butter cups from a quality chocolatier are amazing, but Reeses suck. Shitty waxy chocolate and barely peanut butter taste since it's cheap processed shit with slight peanut flavor.

>>12852379
Peanut butter taffy.
Shit is vile.

>>12850648
> doesnt like it
> are the whole bag

>>12850002
Sugar Babies are gross but Milk Duds are fantastic.

>>12850017
>Bananas used to taste exactly like the artificial flavoring

>>12849644
Why would you have even wanted to stay awake during class lmao

>>12854803
They don't even taste like cheese

>>12847772
>>12847787
>>12848646
>>12849546
>>12849981
>>12850124
childs pallate
>>12851635
here here

>>12856039
It's pallet

>>12856042
idont care about your gay english youlike to put things in your ass and post it on twitter, "accsually its pallate"

>>12855946

Yes.

>>12847785
The pink ones taste like

>>12856052
I wonder if zoomers realize that these meri tv captions are made by Israeli propaganda farms and intentionally translated to be as outrageous as possible

also who hasn't dreamed of being a cute lesbian making love to another cute lesbian? if only I wasn't hairy and bony monster with boulder-shaped deltoids, a booming deep voice, and unsightly male genitalia that outwardly reveal when I am sexually excited. I don't know why G-d made women sexually attracted to men but it was obviously a mistake on His part

>>12850049
You ever wondered why nobody really likes you?

>>12850012
The craziest thing about that artificial banana flavor is that it's actually very similar to genuine banana smell.
Yeah, normally bananas don't smell. I used to work in an office and we had fruit delivered, but leaving out too many would for some reason be bad.
Anyway, the workers stuffed the nanas inside a regular plastic bag (mind you, the bananas were a bit wet for some reason) and that bag was shoved into some cupboard.
The next day when I opened the cupboard, that uncanny smell washed over me, the smell was EXACTLY THAT FUCKING flavor of artificial banana.

>>12855953
Hmm could it be so that he could learn the curriculum? Besides falling asleep in class depending on whether high school or college can be grounds for detention, suspension, dismissal, 0% in attendance/participation if that's part of the grading, withdraw fail or regular fail, academic discipline, etc. Even in a 300+ student lecture the professor had TA's roaming around to kick people out if they were sleeping, studying for another class, or doing something other than paying attention and taking notes.

>>12847785
Communion waffers, kids edition

>>12854912
WTF is a "preorder?"
Either you order something that's available or you're a sucker. That so called "preordering" is truly for suckers.

>>12857747
He probably just means order with a a few months wait due to the seller waiting for enough orders to send out a large shipment plus slow but more affordable shipping.

>>12856668
dont care about your gay english youlike to put things in your ass and post it on twitter

Just went here today.

https://grandpajoescandyshop.com/visit-a-store/troy/

Pretty good selection. Lots of old time stuff. Got some Zero bars, Stewart's orange and cream soda, Mars bars, other stuff.

>>12847785

>>12857553
you sound like a fucking dork lmao

>>12859596
ditto

>>12848007

>>12848646
>had a promotion at work with a similar name
>received a bunch of gift bags and boxes of these
>boxes sat untouched in the break room for weeks because nobody wanted them

>>12849698
bread also burns

>>12856668
>also who hasn't dreamed of being a cute lesbian making love to another cute lesbian?
im not a faggot neither a pedophile

>>12847797
fuck off man those are great, not as good as hot tamales though

Fuck you OP, my dad bends the shit out of old drill bits all the time and they're delicious. What are you gonna do, throw them away and not eat them? Waste not want not.

>>12847772
t. tastelet

>>12859596
t. highschool dropout
How's your GED coming along?

>>12860024
great. i take my test on Tuesday.

>>12848626
I laughed pretty good.

>>12847785
chalk

>>12847885
bland waxy wax with mild bland flavor and a strange after taste. chewy, uncomfortable... sticky. they smell funny. old people. why do old people like this stuff?

>>12848450
Pumpkin shaped candy corn. If you don't like candy corn.. you wont like those because they are the same thing.

>>12848615
I don't know how I feel about those candies.

>>12857553
Did you go to school in prison or something?

>>12860128
No. Did everyone else go to schools that have no problem with students fall asleep in class?

>>12860024
I didn't drop out but I wasn't a neek who spergs out over staying awake in class, high school was easy as shit

>>12860218
What kind of shitty schools have no problem with students falling asleep in class? If staying awake in class is something you consider geeky then what do you consider paying attention, completing your assignments, studying, and getting good grades to be?

>>12860234
Easy as shit things that can be done as well as sleeping

>>12860248
Why even bother show up to school if you can sleep through class and still get good grades? Either the school is shit and not worth your time, or you're so advanced beyond the curriculum that you should be skipping ahead to college with an academic scholarship.

>>12848005
It's not that bad. It was just caramello with a hint of vegemite.

>>12860260
dunno man I just got my degree and went to uni it wasn't much work

>>12860351
Some of my classes were less work than others, but I still can't conceive of falling asleep in class. It just would have ever been okay in any school I attended. Like not even elementary school. My second grade teacher called my mom when I spelled "than" instead of "then" on my spelling board during a class exercise and had me write "then" 100 times for homework.

>>12848073
You can get most of the experience eating an almond butter or cashew butter cup.

>>12848947
Hershey’s is bad chocolate but it’s not as bad as that weird off brand shit that turns white with age.

>>12850124
and this

>>12847785
these and the same colored looking pills in a very small cylinder of plastic you would call rockets

Mother fucker I would eat the fuck out of licorice. Those damn nesco wafer are absolute shite.

>>12857553
Lol if you think you need to be awake every class period to do well in school then you're definitely not too bright

>>12862585
I would have to be awake, because I didn't go to shit schools that let students sleep in class and copy the multiple choice tests from the text books. Back to the part where all these schools are letting people sleep in class. It blows my mind. It wouldn't have been allowed in first grade, and it wouldn't have been allowed in 12th grade. You'd be an idiot to pay for higher education and sleep through it, so I can't imagine anyone is talking about that. Maybe this is why online k-12 is becoming so popular. If it's that easy to get through school without being in lectures, why waste your time? You should really be embarrassed to admit your education was bottom tier, by the way. It's pathetic when people make it through high school, maybe higher education, into the workforce, and they can barely string together a coherent email.

>>12849645
This. Mix with mint gum for a horrifying goopy experience.

>>12861409
basically prepped you to be a neek
start your life over

Absolute worst quality black licorice candy

>>12862752
Yeah wish I were a retarded zoomer NEET with no drive, so I could sleep myself through life until it becomes too unbearable and just an hero. Enjoy your future.

>>12856668
>hairy and bony monster with boulder-shaped deltoids, a booming deep voice, and unsightly male genitalia that outwardly reveal when I am sexually excited

you maka me hornie

>>12856668
Just transition and have a cute personality. It's better than living as something you're not.

>>12847875
hate these twisty fucks

>>12862639
>I had to pay attention every period and work extra hard so I could do well in school, and anyone who doesn't sleeps through every class at a shitty school
Classic tryhard cope. I got a pretty decent education, and I'm getting a degree in a high paying field regardless of whether I go to class or not. Idk where you went to school but it sounds like hell.

>>12862960
But why wouldn't you just show up and pay attention? What were you doing at night that you need to sleep in school? In classes that easy all you have to do is show up, listen, and not even study later. You still haven't addressed how it's possible that your teachers would let you sleep through class. It sounds either made up or your school was so ghetto that teachers were relieved that sleeping students couldn't be a nuisance.

>>12862763
I love black licorice but these are just trash

>>12862960
I too got super bored in class, but I just goofed off or read a book instead of falling asleep since I didn't have narcolepsy and couldn't fall asleep sitting up in a room with the lights on.

licorice is objectively the worst candy imaginable but I'm going to toss in another god awful abomination.

>>12863128
I always liked bulls-eyes but only every once in a while and wouldn't have been able to eat and entire candy bar like in your pic.

>>12863128
These are good and black licorice (actual licorice because red licorice has NO fucking licorice in it) is amazing

Anyone ever had these things? I cannot even begin to describe the taste.

>>12849645
This nigga likes eating vomit

>>12847785
I genuinely don't understand what my grandparents' generation saw in this shit. At least black licorice, I get it.

>>12847875
Why do they taste like wax? The pull n peel don't.

>>12863160
these are just sickeningly sweet and taste chemically to me. I absolutely love caramel but there's just something off with what they use for these.

>>12850017
They really don't. Yes the gros michel tastes different from the cavendish but it doesn't taste like fake banana flavor.

>>12857747
It's called preordering because you're purchasing ahead of time for when they actually manage to scrounge up a crate's worth of it.

Not because of the taste, but simply because they'll rip your teeth out.

>>12863046
Same. Fuck those things.

>>12863160
>Goatse

>>12863262

>>12863269
missing the ring

>>12863128
I unironically love these and seek them out.

These stupid fucking things

>>12847785
Literally adderall pills taste better than this shit

>>12863911
forgot pic

>>12863128
Pleb opinion

>>12847772
Black licorice is better than red. Don’t know why the fuck people enjoy red vines.

>>12864051
Because most people are normal, unlike you.

>>12864053
We live in a society.

>>12864053
Red vines taste fake. Like shitty plastic flavored with red. Not even a specific flavor. Just red. They're seriously the worst candy I've ever had, and I've eaten those shitty bean paste things those pan faced gooks make

>>12864061
..that unfortunately includes you.

.filename

my grandma calls these nigger babies

(i love black licorice, especially all-sorts, but these and Good&Plenty are the exception )

>>12864719
haven't had one of these in years since i was a kid. idk might like it now

>ITT Burgers with their turbo sugar/salt/butter shit
>the odd foreign thing that tastes a little weird
Get on my fucken level you suburban cunts, i was in Toky last year and bit into a donut that had fucken asparagus in it.

>mfw

>>12864724
oops forgot to attach pic

>>12864719
also these nasties
love most other gummy candy but the flavour of these always made me gag. idk what taste they're supposed to be imitating

>>12864740
forgot pic again FUCK
i should just go sleep

>>12864732
*SIIIIIIP*
Ahhhhh

>>12849723
liquorice root tastes great, and makes wonderful tea. the only issue with it is the feeling of chewed-up wood in your mouth whilst you eat it.

>>12847772
>worst candies
>black licorice
What massive fucking pleb.