/ck/ - Food & Cooking

korea based

>>12845675
A fucking fork because my dick is longer than 2"

>>12845675
I don't eat with chopsticks unless I literally can't avoid it. Fork + knife + spoon is the superior way to eat for me.

>>12845684
>namefag tries to comedy

>>12845684
Based

>>12845675
The shorter ones are easier to use.

>>12845697
Do you even know that guy?

>>12845705
No, and I don't even bother trying to find out more about the image no matter how many times I've seen it posted.

>>12845675
what about Vietnam (and the rest of SouthEastAsian countries) 's chopsticks tho???

>>12845747
They're virtually just Chinese (hokkien) chopsticks that doesn't deviate from the traditional Chinese utensils at all.

>>12845717
cool guy over here

Square Chinese are easiest for me to hold and manipulate but sometimes the wide tips are difficult to grip more delicate things with

>>12845757
thx I thought they'd use just hands and spoon

>>12845675
Korean.

>>12845675
Korean for finger gains.

>>12845675
Japanese > Chinese >>>>>>>>> Korean

>>12845769
Depends. I know that it's not uncommon for SEA to use hands, and/or Western utensils, but the Chinese had traded/migrated all over those areas, so introduction, and in some cases reintroduction of chopsticks (Thailand, and Vietnam) had happened, so if they do use chopsticks no matter how common it is in those specific countries they're more often than not just using the Chinese version.

>>12845802
>Japanese
Why, Is it just the aesthetics that you prefer?

>>12845717
see >>12845760 . Founder of REMOVE KEBAB meme befor 4chan even had it

>>12845818
>Founder of REMOVE KEBAB meme befor 4chan even had it
You basically described every non Muslim that was alive before 4chan was, and I don't care for YouTube celebs, nor do I market for them, so Im going g to guess that it's a YouTuber without looking more into it.

>>12845675
Japanese are my favorite. Here’s my pair. Cheap, but holds up well and looks nice. Dishwasher safe too. Pattern is a shiba inu doggo.

>>12845838
>I don't care for YouTube celebs
wrong, just made some YT because hes pure cancer, jewish and has a brain demage. And he likes /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMAxOKjoMGc

Anons recommend me some serious chopsticks.
Jade, Porcelain, and what are good brands?

>don't care about YouTube celebs
Obvious response is to
>Proceeds unwarrantedly post more information about YouTube celeb, and link to video.
Anon. Do your marketing somewhere else.

>>12845877
No, just giving some subhuman education about a some unknown cooking jews

>>12845675
>eating with wooden utensils
this is why you people lost the opium wars

>>12845902
I didn't ask for it, and you should just had gassed yourself faggot.

>>12845856
Nobody fucking gives a fuck about you, you're not even f-list e-celeb

>>12845916
>you should just had

>>12845675
Chink chopsticks are where it's at
Korean chopsticks are straight retarded trash and don't even deserve a spot on the table
and Japanese Chopsticks are nice but more annoying to use due to the ends not properly meeting

>>12845926
Lul
>>12845902
>>12845684
>No punctuation marks

>>12845856
You look like the type of guy a street hooker would refuse to service

>>12845816
I guess but also they’re easier to use or I’m more accustomed to them. I don’t mind Chinese but fuck Korean.

>>12845937
i'm not the namefag
just cringing at your unintended use of the pluperfect in place of the perfect while splitting the verb

>>12845675
Chinese chopsticks best chopsticks.
Length, bluntness, visual aesthetic...everything's superior.

>>12845957
>I'm not just posting on two different devices
Kys
>just cringing at your unintended use of the pluperfect in place of the perfect while splitting the verb
Do you enjoy pointing out grammatical errors whilst making your owne?

>>12845941
Hes a real Schizo if you read the paper. >>12845916
Im german and chemist. I can gas myself if I want :3 Good old HCN

>>12845985
>it takes 2 devices to delete what's in the "name" field
look bud: if you're gonna venture away from /pol/ or /b/ or whatever fucking board you're from that's such shit they need IDs, at least do us the courtesy of lurking for 10 minutes before posting

>>12845999
>you're from that's such shit they need IDs
Well, hes mad. Good job

>>12845684
this

>>12845999
You're forgetting about post count.
>look bud: if you're gonna venture away from /pol/ or /b/ or whatever fucking board you're from that's such shit they need IDs, at least do us the courtesy of lurking for 10 minutes before posting
Nice bait nigger, but I'm not going to fall for it.

>>12846022
>he's so paranoid he keeps a log of the post count to see if someone is samefagging
>he's so paranoid other people do this that he uses his phone to samefag
time to go outside

>>12846111
>time to go outside
and this guy care about other inside a anonymous board. Damn...

>>12846120
I care about the quality of the content
you are a moron who thinks it's impossible for more than one person to find you annoying

I wanted to get some new sticks. What material should I look for? My parents keep fucking up the wooden ones because they use them for cooking.

>>12846131
getting trolled by 2-3 dudes, thinks its 1 guy.
Anon, why?

>>12846111
4chan x automatically tells you which posts are new ips.

>>12846153
>so obsessed with 4channel that he installs a browser extension specifically for it

Jap sticks for me, chinese as a fallback, korean just don't feel right to me, i don't like metal.

>>12846164
Making that post took more effort than it takes to install an extension.

>>12845684
>>12845698
>>12846017
This is only funny if your 12 years old. You have to be 18+ to use 4chan.

>>12846175
When a libtards tell everyone whats funny or healthy the post.
Reeeeeeeeeee in 3 2 1...

AHHHH NOOOO BRADU PITTU!!! PREASE RET GO!! CHINKY STICKS ARE CREARY NOT SUPERIOR TO FORKU!!!

>>12846167
>browsing 4channel without incognito
>installing 4channel specific extensions
>tracking the number of individual posters on a 4channel thread

>>12846195
Found the triggered /pol/tard.

>>12845675
China>Japan>>>>>>>>a rusty spoon>>>>>>>>literally eating with your hands>>>>>>>korea

>>12846111
>>12846164
Umu... You can just scroll down to see the post count newfriend.

>Reeeeeeeeeee in 3 2 1...
>>12846206

>>12846215
>poster count
>thinks I can compare this to the previous poster count before your reply without keeping track of it
post a picture of your hand

>>12846231
Happy?

>>12846231
>Lack of problem solving skills
Post Quran.

>>12846175
Butthurt chink.

Do Chinese and Japanese really not use metal chopsticks? I had no idea they were specific to Korea. If their chopsticks are always thick, does that mean they don't use their chopsticks to cut their food?

>>12846251
>thinks the potential of more than 1 person disagreeing with him on an anonymous cartoon porn website is a problem

HAHA, one retard is missing for the N-word. Better stay on /pol/ next time

gimme a knife and fork. get me a spoon whilst you're at it.

>>12846367
Yea anons shouldn't respond to mods when they post a paid marketing campaign for YouTube.

>>12846367
>tfw it was the paranoid moron who keeps a running record of the poster count in his private journal

>>12846414
Based and only true if you fight ?outube

>>12846330
Metal chopsticks aren't common outside of Korea, but they aren't unheard of. Koreans pretty much use only metal chopsticks, and matching spoon though.

>>12846421
be honest, funny thread becuz easy troll nwfags fighting a personal war...getting banned

>>12846421
Did you Antifa CNN trannies dox an anon, because he made you feel bad?
Was it a racist /pol/ poster that called you a name?

>>12846442
>you Antifa CNN trannies
I voted for Trump and think blacks in general are way too sensitive
I also would like this cooking board to be about cooking and not bitching about ecelebs you don't wish to know

>>12846367
Shut up, nigger

>>12846671
Hi phoneposter

Any except those slippery ass Korean metal ones

>>12845675
>comparing different chopsticks
now THIS is some weeb shit only a gweilo would do

Japanese by far. The pointy end make picking small pieces up much easier.

>>12846548
>Voted for Trump
You're not even American you lying fat bitch.
>I also would like this cooking board to be about cooking and not bitching about ecelebs you don't wish to know
Then why the fuck did you reply to an unrelated post instead of something more /ck/ related?
Seems hypocritical to me.

>>12847235
Yeah the only people who voted for Trump were Russians and dumb inbred hicks! IT WAS HER TURN

>>12846428
No bans listed.
/ck/ just has a faggot mod that throws a shitfit when an anon hurts her faggot feelings.

>>12847254
No. I'm just saying that you're not even American you retarded faggot.

>>12847268
And I’m saying I’m not even the guy you were arguing with. What now retard?

>>12847260
ck is possible the fastest banning board. Mostly for the smallest shit

>>12847281
I’ve been shitposting all day where’s my ban?

>>12847274
>muh not my post heh
You still cosigned the fucking post by responding, you brain damaged, post op reverse pee pee, tranny.

>>12847296
Oh shit you can co-sign for posts now? My credit must be ruined after all the shitposts ive replied today!

>>12845675
china, not really because they're longer, but I hate chopsticks that taper sharply towards the point.

>>12847285
You can get a ban for calling someones food "shit". Possible Mods´s image but this happened 2 times this year.

>>12847306
Well fuck if that’s all it takes to get banned, I should be banned any minute now. Not a thread has existed today that I haven’t smeared my dick all over

>>12847301
>Oh shit you can co-sign for posts now
Where you white knighting your faggot brained "significant other's" post for a different reason?
Where you just randomly "trolling", because you're such a funny gender neutral trans person?

>>12847325
>where you white knighting
I don’t understand the question
I’m on the couch, where are you anon?

>>12847281
>ck
Who?

>>12847302
Same. It kind of bugs me if I see people hold chopsticks low, and Japanese sticks pretty much reminds me of when people eat like that, because they're shorter.
I wouldn't mind longer Japanese style sticks though that where folded, and lacquered 1000 times.

>chopsticks thread

>>12847334
>I don’t understand the question
Autism really messed up your brain.
>I’m on the couch, where are you anon?
In ur fat mum.

>>12847314
Just guessing, but they probably go easier on anons who post constructive cooking shit in between their shitposts. That would be the way I would run it anywahoo.

>>12847363
Oh my god did she eat you?!!
God I keep warning her that eating people is going to go straight to her gut, but she never listens

>>12847375
>Oh my god did she eat you?!!
Just my ass.
>God I keep warning her that eating people is going to go straight to her gut, but she never listens
But how else will she earn the money for your autism pills, and the 80's sitcom banter tutor?

>>12847409
You shouldn’t let fat women eat your ass anon. They’ll get their fill of cum before deciding to fry you like bacon

>>12847372
Yeah, thats why im namefagin only on /ck/. No retard ban since 1 month

>>12847423
>You shouldn’t let fat women eat your ass anon
Heh. Are you trolling me, Is this troll post for making the funny jokes?
>They’ll get their fill of cum before deciding to fry you like bacon
No! You're mom only finds the Poo Poo in my ass when she devours the butt.
Then I throw change on floor, and get dressed while she wiggles around until all the money's stick to her.

>>12845675
they're all designed for different tasks.
Japanese chopsticks have fine points because they eat a heap more fish than the other 2 countries, meaning they can pick out bones easier.
Korean chopsticks are metallic because they're superstitious as fuck and in ye olde times silver chopsticks would detect poison. But Koreans also think leaving a fan on at night kills you so lol whatever, fucking fags.
Chinese chopsticks are long and fat because everything they eat is fucking fried.

korean mostly because i can used them and others can't so it makes me feel special

>>12848498
Merci pour l'information jeune homme.

>>12845675
im asian and i cant use these flat korean chopsticks

fuck them

Japanese chopsticks > all

Metal and plastic are too slippery and can't hold onto anything. Wooden chopsticks are the most usable and the shortness gives you more control.

disposable bamboo in japanese style. Finesse, grippyness, light, and don't have to wash them.

>>12845684
I only laughed at the whole plate of sausages

>>12845675
I like using Chinese chopsticks the best.

>>12845675
Japanese chopsticks don't necessarily have to be short, plenty of different lengths are manufactured. My personal set are Marunao 235mm, which is about 9.2", but there are longer variants offered.

>>12845684
bald

>>12845684
BASED PLATE OF BANGERS

>>12845675

>come from a country which wasn't historically starved of good quality metals and competent metal workers
>use gook sticks anyways like a mong to try look cultured

absolutely lmao

>>12849306
>japan
>starved of good quality metals and competent metal workers

yer sure buddy

>>12849316

folded ten gorillion times and made with three different types of pig iron just to make a weapon vastly inferior to european counter parts

very nice

>>12849327
pig iron is china. japan has had acces to and knowledge to work good metal at the same rate that we have in the west. not everyone was a blade smith, a katana or armour was expensive and labourius to make. most smiths made simple kitchen utencils or agricultural equipment..

that being said, chopsticks are beyond retarded. they are used by people who eat rice as a main part of their diet, not very smart or practical imo.

>>12848631
The difference between the three are the shapes, not the materials. Chinese chopsticks can be made in wood. Japanese chopsticks can be made in plastic.

>>12845675
Japan or korea

japanese ones look best to me, plus they are tapered allowing for better pinching.

>>12848631
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

Vietnamese here. I prefer the bamboo chopsticks. The right amount of firmness and flexibility.

Metal chopsticks are too slippery.

Japanese chopsticks are clumsy.

>>12845675
China but no paint and not plastic. Needs to be wood to actually grip something. A glossy finish fuck up being able to pick up anything that is slick.

>>12847235
>You're not even American you lying fat bitch.
>thinks there's no way someone is American
>while posting during daytime hours in America
>on an American website
>hosted in America
>made for Americans
hot take there, faggo
>why the fuck did you reply to an unrelated post
because some cunts were arguing about nonsense when one of them composed one of the most horrendously constructed sentences I've seen since grade school, and this is a shitposting website

The metal chopsticks are the hardest to use, so the coordinationlets dont like them

>>12849935
what makes them hard?
I'd imagine they're more slippery than wood

>>12845675
Which size works best for sounding?

>>12849957
use your eyes and figure that out, literal fag

>>12845675
Imagine living in a western country and being a fat enough and retarded enough weeaboo to CHOOSE to use chopsticks to eat in the privacy of your own home over the superior option of a fucking fork.

Absolutely pathetic. Have sex.

>>12849965
not sure if it's purely psychological, but I find that the amount and shape of the food I can bite using chopsticks is very different than with a fork, and that affects the way I taste it

>>12845675
i always thought chinese chopsticks were beautiful. the way the cube blends into a cylinder. it makes my penis hard

>>12846216
People who use bycicles?

>>12850070
Hobbyist cyclist. Dentists and lawyers on 5000 dollar Specialized carbon fiber frames taking up entire lanes of traffic and smashing sideview mirrors when they feel you're not respecting their space

>>12849956
Not only slippery, theyre heavy as fuck.

>>12850079
would titanium with grooves be an optimal alternative?

>>12850083
Titanium chopsticks? Now theres an idea for a scam

>>12850085
The knife and survival gear grifters are way ahead of you
https://www.bladehq.com/?search=Chopsticks

>>12850085
I just looked it up on amazon and am actually a bit tempted:
https://www.amazon.com/Titanium-Chopsticks-Ultralight-Standard-Reusable/dp/B07BVY8BLM

they're not really any different in price than other "premium" chopsticks, and the plasticy coating on my wooden ones is pealing like crazy, adding God-knows-what into my food (my wife dumps them in the dishwasher and uses them to clean the fucking vacuum cleaner)

>>12845675
I hold chopsticks the wrong way and don't have a gap between them when eating, so Chinese works the best for me. Been using Korean ones lately though and they work fine too.

>>12850110
Why would you use chopsticks if you're too retarded to use them correctly?

>>12850114
I lived in Taiwan for a while and like using them. I still eat fine with chopsticks and they're easy to clean and versatile.

I have big hands, so I have a set of the Chinese ones. Makes my life marginally less suffering.

>>12850079
Aren't they hollow?

I like the cheap, rough finished wooden ones that are like 10 cents a pair.

>>12845687
>he likes to mutilate his food
pleb

Fuck chopsticks and fuck asians

>>12845675
Chinese chopsticks are the best by far. Best gripping and most comfortable to use for meals, especially long ones with family.

>>12845989
congrats on single-handedly ruining this thread

>>12845675
I have a pair of each type, there's not a huge difference.

>>12851323

>>12851444
You´re back? 24h without /ck/ is hard,huh?

>>12851602
what?

>>12849906
>because some cunts were arguing about nonsense when one of them composed one of the most horrendously constructed sentences I've seen since grade school
You're not at all self aware are you?

>>12849906
>one of them composed one of the most horrendously constructed sentences I've seen since grade school
The lack of self awareness is astonishing.

>>12845675
I prefer a fork, because I'm not retarded.

>>12849199
I need a good pair of max 20 eur chopsticks, any reccomendations? amazon.de / amazon.co.uk / amazon.es

>>12849199
I need a good pair of max 20 eur chopsticks, any reccomendations? amazon de / amazon co uk / amazon es

>>12845684
why did this picture give me a brain zap

>>12849199
>Japanese chopsticks don't necessarily have to be short,
They are usually relatively shorter than Chinese, or Korean chopsticks.
>plenty of different lengths are manufactured.
The Japanese makes different lengths for children, women, and men, but are still shorter overall.
>My personal set are Marunao 235mm, which is about 9.2"
That's a few inches shorter than the average Chinese chopsticks that are used for dining.
>but there are longer variants offered.
The longer Japanese chopsticks (and Chinese/Korean/etc) are reserved for cooking, and not for dining, but I guess there's nothing wrong with trying to eat with them.

>>12852013
235 seems good enough for me desu, but cant find any local to try :(

>>12852013
but when you see a pair of short chinese chopsticks, as short as those in japan, you would say these are not authentic chinese, right? right?

fucking autistic racist cunt

your pee pee length is authentic japanese

>>12852028
>but when you see a pair of short chinese chopsticks
Chinese chopsticks are standardized in length.
>fucking autistic racist cunt
Calm down buddy. You're post isn't funny, or educational enough to go down this path.

>>12852028
2/10
Not funny. Pls kys, and don't ever attempt to into an comedy again.

>>12852190
>Chinese chopsticks are standardized in length.
>standardized
>in length
you clearly are the funny one tho, little boy with a standardized japanese pee pee

>You're post isn't funny
>educational enough
I'm gonna let you go on this one, educated boy

>>12852200
>don't ever attempt to into an comedy

you ain't "educational enough to go down this path", funny boy

stop embarrassing yourself

>>12852224
Your new is showing.

>>12852229
have sex, funny little incel

>>12845684
Fuck off Sascha.

>>12850077
I once got fucking rammed by one of the spandex-asses.
His bike was literally broken in the middle and several other places while my 8 year old chinkshit didn't even have scratched paint.
The best part was how he started babling how I am going to pay for it and I just cycled away.

>>12845675
I use a trident
It doubles up as a harpoon to hunt fat weebs too

>>12849327
>be japanese
>fold sword 10000 times
>fold pan 10000 times
>fold even your fucking omelette 10000 times
>such is life

>>12852224
>>12852232
Kys newfag and never come back.

>>12852218
What do you call people who constantly get btfoed, but think that they're cool?

look! cry baby is back

>>12851985
>>12851989
>$22 chopsticks
The absolute state of yellow fever retards

>>12852224
Are you over 50? Tell the truth please.

What kind of chopsticks do Indians use?

keep it up! you almost shitposted the whole /ck/

>>12852613
I'm pretty sure that they just use their unwashed booger flickers.

>>12852616
Yes... Yes... This is exactly just like how that old fag hacker 4chan talks on the interwebs.

>>12852633
huh?

>>12852646
Go back to rebbit you gay retard.

>>12852646
Dilate

how mad you bro?

What's the selling point? I'd rather have stainless chopsticks if I had to choose.

>>12845684
If you eat East Asian food with a fork and knife, you're 100% a mouthbreather.

>>12853903
Chopsticks offer literally no benefit over western utensils. The only reason to use them is so that you "feel authentic" or to virtue signal on Facebook and the gram.

Consider suicide.

>>12854458
>the gram.
fuckin yikes, you gotta be 18+ to post here faggot. take a hike

>>12846216
Are there black vegans?

>>12845684
imagine stabbing your food like a cave man.