/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12839249
Nice.

Dude with the toast & juice is gonna be fucking starving by noon. Pure carbs for breakfast is a recipe for a bad day.

Fuck, m8

Bacon burned, eggs cooked too hot, girlfriend unhappy

>>12839249
Bacon looks unevenly cooked and it could use some potatoes.

Top notch except for burning the shit out of everything

Sort that out, then pair with some black coffee and you've got yourself some fucking brekky

Why are the cooking utensils on your plate...

>>12839628
This actually

>>12839249
Look at fucking ’burnt toast mike’ sitting there like the fat virgin he is

>>12839249
th-that's not celery r-right?

>>12839249
>celery in eggs

>>12839739
is that ribcage or underboob?

>>12839249
>those little bits of egg getting under the ruber spatula bit.

c'mon man, get with the times

Nice. Maybe next time try cooking some of it correctly.

>>12839739
>dem meat flaps
Hnnnggg!

>>12839834
What's wrong with it? Be specific.

>>12839862
Aside from the liquid pooling under the eggs, bacon so dark it probably crumbles and tastes like carbon, and overdone toast... nothing.

>>12839249
Ahh.. #wifelive

>>12839945
You mean #wifelife

Breakfast is good.

>>12840035
Australia?

>>12840095
Perhaps.

>>12839249
>overcooked dry rubber eggs
>bacon thst looks like someone just shat it out
>burned toast
some people really just can't cook hm?

>>12840035
Can someone please explain why my brain can't tell what this is without rotating the image even though from both angles it's a fucking mess?

>>12841357
You answered your own question...

>>12841357
Looks like scrambled eggs with some sort of meat and ketchup on top?

>>12839791
Yes

>>12839249
Many will say that bacon is shit but I like it that way.

>>12839507
For that reason I would add some vegetables too.

>>12839739
i just saw her at the food court the other day, she's looking pretty good

>>12839249
>Drinking Soda in the morning
Do americans really do this?

>>12842489
>she

>>12842489
Hey, I recognize that blowjob.

>>12839507
It seams like a whole grain toast or toast with some seeds. There would not glycemic depression because of fibers

>>12841381
Graziano sausage patty with a few eggs and hot sauce.