/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My friend bet me I couldn't eat 10 cheeseburgers from McDonald's in one sitting. Not only did I do it, I ate a Big Mac too just to flex on him.
It was like 4500 calories or something ridiculous like that, but it was totally worth it.

>>12835114
God Bless Randy Santel.

>>12835176
Lotta meat on those bones

I used to use foodchallenges to find places where I could eat for free. Once I ate so much that I got "food drunk" and felt inebriated due to the amount of calories I had consumed. That was when I stopped.

No, I'm not a disgusting fatass glutton.

NEW RANDYKINO, BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yvsidu-IgA

Buffalo Wild Wings hot wing challenge

>>12835150
thats just 5 mcdoubles plus a little bit more bread, what a lanklet-tier challenge. 3-4 mcdoubles and a 20 piece chicken nugget was my go-to regular mcdonalds meal before they jacked up the prices

>>12835114
No because I don’t treat food like a toy you stupid and disrespectful fat fuck

>>12836739
Lardass detected

>>12835114
The one in my city has never been beaten.

8lbs burger patty, 4lbs bun/toppings, 90min to eat.

If you can do it you get $1000.

foodchallenges.com/challenges/bubis-burger-challenge-windsor-ontario/

>>12836751
this desu, i truly find food challenges repulsive

>>12835114
Only one I ever won was a hot wing challenge. No time limit, it was just hot as hell. Only reason I won was because my mouth went numb, as in I didn't notice I was drooling til it was dripping on my shirt.

>>12836896
fucking christ on a stick.
Sad part is i bet there's some fuck in Louisiana or Georgia who could, but physically isn't able to leave his house.. Shame really

>>12836896
do you think they'll count it as a win if i can fit the whole thing up my butt

>>12836896
>*unsheathes eggrolls*

I ate a ghost pepper once... it wasn't as hot in my mouth as people say, but my stomach hurt like hell for several hours.

>>12835606
he's getting too fat, bros

>>12835114
When I was a little shit like 10 years ago, 16 or so, I did the cinnemon challenge, but ate 4 spoonfulls in one go. I really didn't get what the big deal was. Still don't.

>>12835114
Yes. 6 pounds of food in 30 minutes.

>>12835114

There was a burger challenge at my college years back. I think it was like 24 oz. burger with a 32 oz. Milkshake. Pretty easy challenge so I asked them for a "double" challenge burger. Two pound and a half patties and a giant milkshake. I was able to finish like 80% of the burger but I started feeling sick so I didn't get my picture on the wall, even though I had eaten more than the challenge would have required. I could totally do it nowadays though.

>>12835114
A food challenge is making great food with subpar ingredients. Eating as much as possible isn't a challenge, it's sugarcoated gluttony for weak-minded individuals.

>>12835114
I've done a few local hot wing challenges, but nothing nationally noteworthy.

>>12838645
Maybe if you're a poorfag who can't put up the $50 to try a real challenge. You succeed and it is free.

>>12838671
You don't pay these with money but you'll only realize that too late.

>>12838680
One meal won't hurt you. Plenty of skinny Asians out eating the dude in the OP. I'd know, I've done food challenges with him on the wall, but bellow an Asian chick. He even did a team challenge that the chick did on her own. I've got my picture on the wall with them both but I'm not fat, either.

>>12838685
You must be really proud of yourself, you've accomplished so much anon.

>>12838692
More proud than you deserve to be, at least in this thread. But keep worrying about what other people do for fun.

Yeah tried one once. Went too far and vomited, so I got disqualified.
Was high enough to get on the wall if I had just stopped, but was desperate to gun for first place.
I had 7 and a half loaves of rye bread from a bakery in one sitting. Roughly 8500 kcal.
I still crave the taste.

>>12838701
It is my belief that excess is one of the symptoms of a diseased society and as so, I don't think overeating is something to be proud of but you do you.

>>12835114
I would have annihilated a large breakfast platter challenge (it was basically a large english breakfast minus the blood shit, since we're in Australia and we don't do that), but I absolutely despise mushrooms so ordered without it.

>>12838717
So Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners are diseased? If you're overweight, sure, skip the food challenges, but you're in a tread about food challenges doing nothing but explain why you'd fail. I have more respect for people who fail trying than those who try to belittle the contest to justify their inability.

>>12838731
>tread
Thread

>>12838731
I'm fairly certain I could handle a good bunch of competitive eating challenge but eating the same thing over and over is not pleasurable and the entire endeavour leads to a lot of food being wasted/puked. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

>>12836896
>it's not even in America
greatest ally

>>12838875
Sure. If you're so confident, go for it. Otherwise you're chewing on sour grapes.

100 oysters on the half shell.

bros... where's today randykino

>>12838758
bread

Just remember that Japanese guy Takeru Kobayashi was beating everyone until they wanted him to join some stupid "union" or some shit where he couldn't compete unless part of that shit and he told them to fuck off.
I respect that.

>>12835150
>i bet you won't suck a guy off
>proceed to suck off 10 man with a tran just to flex on him

>>12836896
Do they give you a fine if you can't beat it ?

FRESH RANDYKINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC5HGOaNvS0

>>12835114
More like FATLUS! Lol.

Sometimes it's more fun to lose aka let the lady win.

My buddy bet me I couldn't eat 40 chicken balls. I made it to 34 and bitched out and felt terrible for a few days

>>12841527
A strange thing is that perhaps she let you think you let her win. It's twisted but then so is love.

>>12841527
where can I see that swordfight?

>americans

>>12838588
Was thinking the same. I was watching his videos like 2-3 years ago and just watched a new one and he took ALOT of weight, and it's mostly fat.

>>12835606
Let's be honest, he's autistic, right? Has to "become Atlas", has a clumsy, cringe pre-eating ritual, is heavily into 13 year old girl pop, is way too OCD about finishing every single scrap (when it's clear he finished the challenge)...and then people cheer for him because they've seen he's finished, and he misses it. Then a minute later stops the clock and flexes. Crowd awkwardly goes Y-yyyaaaah again!

>>12843217
hes way more successful than you will ever be. Stop projecting on others that which you are guilty of you sad piece of shit

>>12835114
At a family friendly fair I won a drinking contest. A WATER drinking contest! I chugged a liter of water in something like 7 seconds. Or 17. I can’t remember the time, but I beat the shit out of those kids and I still have the T-shirt I won somewhere.

>>12843220
Dude what are you his brother? Stifle yourself. Just making pretty accurate observations. Matt Stonie is far better. And physically fit, which makes the difficulty of food challenges even higher. A fat guy food challenge just feels sad, honestly. And those teddy bears? C'mon man...

>>12838924
>>12838731
>ITT: lardass tries to defend his heinous eating disorder as a "challenge" and a "hobby"
No one cares about your horrible relationship with food. Hurry up and eat yourself to death.

>>12843264
Lol, seething. You're literally in a thread on a cooking board, where OP asked if anyone had attempted a food challenge, sperging out at people for attempting food challenges. Why would you do that to yourself? If you're so triggered, hide the thread or go for a walk.

yes, drank a 5th of bottomshelf vodka in less than 3 hours. woke up with two black eyes, and my phone in a puddle of piss. I was the only one in the apartment. I think I won

>>12843271
no1 itt has rlly replied positively to op
generally accepted this shit is disgusting
insulting to "food & cooking" if anything at all.

>>12843280
I'm looking through the thread right now trying to imagine how you could mentally filter out all of the on topic posts replying to OP, and I'm convinced you're either disingenuous or a shitposter. Either way, that's the last (You) you'll get from me in this thread.

>>12843217
Don't forget:
>he's extremely OCD when it comes to measuring his own exact time during the challenge, yet he always "needs" to let the first second pass
>his parents support him with the money they had saved for his wedding (poor people)
>he does a fucking challenge per day
>he has to re-record a whole video if the hat was in the wrong position (it only has to be backwards when he "becomes atlas" in the challenges)

>>12843879
DUDE YES TO ALL!!!
1-2-3 (everyone yells boom) then 2 seconds later BOOM!
Alright...now first the bun is (blah blah blah) clock is running
Last point--I saw that on the outtakes somewhere--everyone has to sit there, kind of smiling.
I will add *friggin*, the clap, the collabs forced merch wear, and the extensive shewing after.
Dude you're done, it's over, press the stop button already and flex...

Flipside; he can hang, and works hard. It's just autist...The opposite of Stonie and others.