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>> No.12800234

hey kuro

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the classic

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this one is similar

>> No.12800250

>>12800242
this is why deportations are a thing

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>> No.12800509

>>12800126
knifekeks SEETHING

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>> No.12801161

>>12801138
do you think he was born in that stand?

>> No.12801174

>>12800250
you couldn't pass an immigration test if your life depended on it mate.

>> No.12801182

>>12801138
Where did all those eggs come from?

>> No.12801456

>>12801174
The majority of americans could not pass the citizenship exam including many elected officials.

>> No.12801470

>>12801138
I love how, at the end, he puts a massive pot filled with what looks like more than ten dozen eggs on top of the stove for seemingly no reason. It's almost cartoonish in nature.

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>> No.12801512

>>12801174
>>12801456
>implying nationhood is determined by paperwork and not blood

>> No.12801517

>>12801507
>those eggs on the left, at the start of the video
there's another egg fort next to the egg fort?

>> No.12801528

>>12801182
He laid them.

>> No.12801538

>>12801138
How does he get out?

>> No.12801540

>>12801517
It's eggforts all the way along, it's eggfort avenue.

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>> No.12801575

>>12801562
stupid girl

>> No.12801660

>>12801138
Is this in India? Is that why people keep asking how he will get out of India? Because of poo in loo.

>> No.12801717

>>12801575
dialate

>> No.12801742

>>12800139
Why are restaurants and 7th grade science classes so similar

>> No.12801743

>>12801717
Cope reddit discord? Based cringe!

>> No.12802055

>>12800112
bee biscuits?

>> No.12802118

>>12801470
Maybe he's making iron eggs

>> No.12802145
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>>12801575
Even males do this shit. Our society is down the drain, so far from circling.

>> No.12802195

>>12800122
I love this man

>> No.12802243
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>>12802055
U better beelieve it

>> No.12802362

>>12801512
>implying it isn't
Dumbass

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>> No.12802639

>webm thread
it's the same exact shit for the last 4 years.

>> No.12802670

>>12802639
yeah, so?

>> No.12802681

>>12801538
he just takes the eggxit

>> No.12802696

>>12801517
>>12801507
>>12801138

there is a Son of eggfort webm rolling around here somewhere, someone has to have it

>> No.12802722
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the virgin eggfag

>> No.12802728

>>12801512
>nationhood
The state of the English coming out of this mutt.

>> No.12802740

>>12802639
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12802762

>>12800404
someone tell me how to make noodles like these. is it just soy sauce?

>> No.12802887

>>12800126
want

>> No.12802952

>>12802740
Yes, my boyfriend

>> No.12803037

>>12800246
For me it's Chips™ brand potato chips

>> No.12803050

>>12801138
>>12801161
>>12801182
>>12801470
>>12801507
>>12801517
>>12801528
>>12801540
>>12801660
>>12802118
>>12802681
>>12802696
>>12802722
reddit

>> No.12803060

>>12803050
low effort bait

>> No.12803071
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>>12802639
don't forget, you're here forever

>> No.12803081

>>12803050
Thank you SO much for giving me a (You)! Have one in return as well. ^.^

>> No.12803082

>>12802639
You've been complaining for four years instead of posting new webms, and you STILL think you're any better?

>> No.12804002

Anyone have the webm of the cheese and cold cut sandwich?
Alternatively any good restaurant in or near Rome?

>> No.12804258

>>12802762
no it's fish sauce and sugar retard

>> No.12804466

>>12801742
Both of them are about seeing what interesting messes you can make before the boss or teacher shows up.

>> No.12804504

>>12801512
I'd much rather that people have to earn their citizenship than have the good luck to be born in the right area.

>> No.12804527

>>12801138
I wonder if his chicken is in there with him

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>> No.12804792

>Webm bread
>60 replies
>19 images
Now this is the quality cooking content I come here for.

>> No.12804816

>>12800242
I just wish I could know what this is and what she's putting in it

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>>12804792
then contribute or gtfo.

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>>12800246

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>>12805084
ill never get why people make a mess intentionally

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>> No.12805161

>>12802145
dilate

>> No.12805180

>>12804784
Now THAT'S what I call serious brain problems

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>>12800112
Sweet Jesus, when can we get a GOOD /ck/ webm thread that is NOT pure gross and cringe!?

>> No.12805192

>>12804784
Those fucking SJW tards

>> No.12805233

>>12805140
HowToBasic on youtube has just been throwing eggs at shit for years and he's one of the top grossing channels.

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>> No.12805287

>>12802145
just looks like /b/
what's the big deal

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>>12800112

>> No.12805304

>>12805233
That just tells me that people are mostly apes with the power of speech.

>> No.12805308

>>12805299
I was going to say I wish I could be as fat as him so I just didn't have to care how much I eat, but what he eats isn't even that appealing. Mostly dry shit on top of other dry shit. How does he not choke to death after eating that for five seconds?

>> No.12805320

>>12800126
all that for a potato cwosant?

>> No.12805331

>>12805140
cause it's so le random xD

>> No.12805372

>>12801174
I could because I'm not a dumb ugly mexican, you dumb ugly mexican

>> No.12805374

>>12805308
when you get as fat as him, you start to lose control of bodily functions occasionally, like you would randomly shart your pants like Joey has

>> No.12805429

>>12805308
he is fat and that gives him the ability to scarf down any food. he is sponsored by fast food places to eat their food. you dont want that life mate. its unhealthy.

>> No.12805756

>>12801538
By brexit

>> No.12805858

>>12800159
>dolmaldes
Ugh, I used to prep those at a mediterranean restaurant. I dunno what was worse, making 300 of those or breaking down a full case of lamb legs for souvlaki.

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>>12800250
>>12801174
>>12800246
>believing mexicans eat the garbage that is sold to ameriturds

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>>12805182
The last one was mostly actual cooking. Guess you missed it.

>> No.12806138

>>12805308
Joey made a deal with a higher power. Here he is speaking in tongues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CadWPSRrN9s

>> No.12806139

>>12800126
That seemed like an incredibly pointless amount of work for the product.

>> No.12806143

>>12806080
You're actually retarded.

>> No.12806151

>>12804744
why is he shaking after eating one boiled egg

>> No.12806181

>>12806151
Because they're raw eggs with the shell

>> No.12806406

>>12806151
>boiled
Uhh

>> No.12806783

>>12802762
: 1 tbsp oyster sauce
: 1 tsp soy sauce
: 1 tsp ketchup
: 1 tsp honey
: 1 tsp sugar
: salt & pepper
add that noodles you are frying

>> No.12806818

>>12805140
Does anyone know what restaurant this is?

>> No.12806861

>>12805084
hahah he make it wrong :D

>> No.12806882

>>12801562
:(

>> No.12806901

>>12805287
clown world, my friend
no big deal if all you want is for it to end in flames

>> No.12806920

>>12805140
it was an 8/10 until the fries, then it dropped to 4/10

>> No.12806973

>>12806080
Yeah, that's probably why most mexicans are so healthy and fit.

>> No.12807136

>>12801743
Haha, omg I go on 4chan too! Based! Pepe frog nigger jew!

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>>12804784
I fucking hate zoomers

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>> No.12807454

>>12804816
In order of appartion:
Instant ramen
Doritos (flavored tortilla chip)
Chili powder
Lemon
Corn
Cheese
Cream (or mayo?)
Ketchup
Hot sauce
Nacho cheese
More lemon

I'm Mexican and I haven't seen this in my life; it looks nasty, but taking the ingredients into account, it could be tasty. I would never pay for something like this.

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>>12807454
>I would never pay for something like this.
No, I suppose you'd rather rely on redblooded American taxpayers to do that for you!

>> No.12807502

>>12800133
This annoys me

>> No.12807522

>>12807174
This is why niggers can't have nice things.

>> No.12807530

>>12804816
>>12807454
>>12807476
it's prison food invented by incarcerated spics

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>>12807522
I think that one is more about cops than coloureds, but there's nothing wrong with hating both, obviously.

>> No.12807615

>>12805238
>a fucking spider was living inside the avacado

how

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>>12807615

>> No.12807632

>>12807624
I was asking how it got into the avacado, they have way harder skins than bananas.

>> No.12807662

>>12807615
Where the fuck are you seeing a spider there?

>> No.12807674

>>12807662
Hugging the seed when it opens. It's got a big bunda and little legs.

>> No.12807978

>>12807632
The spider out of banana is CGI

>> No.12807983

>>12807978
Thank you, that was indeed the joke.
The spider is fake, just like the not spider anon thinks he saw in that avocado.

>> No.12808018

>>12800242
Fucking Christ. I knew when I went back to Mexico and saw "Tostilocos" being made I was gonna have heart attack from eating them but this is even worse.

>> No.12808054

>>12807174
I don't get it, was he going to rob them? Why are they throwing him a party? What the hell is going on

>> No.12808124

>>12808054
Thought he was getting ambushed, was actually surprise party.

>> No.12808173

>>12808054
It is insane that people with such little observational skill can manage to post

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>> No.12808648 [DELETED] 

>>12808173
I mean with niggers, you just CANNOT tell

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>> No.12808835

>>12807156
is this the guy that ate the watermelon with peanut butter and marshmellows? that vid was comfy as fuck now seeing this I need to check him out.

>> No.12808921

>>12804784
Only redditors don't think this is funny

>> No.12808954

>>12804784
I hope that first guy broke some teeth so he looks like the retard he is

>> No.12808960

>>12806080
>believing there's a difference between Americans and Mexicans at this point

>> No.12808969

>>12805192
those are zoomers so chances are they are far right

>> No.12808982

>>12808648
clever post

>> No.12809105

>>12804816
I worked with a mexican guy and yelled at him after seeing these webms. He told me the food was dumb but delicious. He had his family send him the ingredients. He gave them to me and it was gross but delicious

Doritos
Corn
Nacho cheese
mexican chex mix, which is just kind of spicy
lime juice
corn nuts
2 types of mexican hot sause
this type of seasoning which was kind of sweet and spicy

Mix the whole thing and eat it. Fucking delicious Doritos Locos

>> No.12809126

>>12808969
>he fell for the this generation is the most conservative since the boomers meme

this is what happens when you spend too much time in an echo chamber like /pol/, zoomers dont think like this

>> No.12809195

>>12804834
I have a sudden urge to play tower defense

>> No.12809209

>>12808639
hahahaha what the fuck?

>> No.12809239

>>12800133
>straight-up just eating the garnish by itself

this is a serial killer