/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't eat meat. Probably be happy at the preservation of animals.

>>12801471
Imagine eating meat

>>12801471
Eat meat.

Whine on /ck/ while sipping on my FDA-approved McSoylent Meal-Substitute beverage.

>>12801471
Kill a vegan and eat it.

>>12801471
Who the fuck is they?

>>12801516
(((them)))

Keep harvesting my chickens in my yard
Buy them on the black market
Eat humans
Eat hunted meat as population control will always be needed without natural predators


The list is endless

>>12801471
imagine the trillion dollar big meat lobby becoming illegal

Well, guns and weed are already illegal where I live and that hasn't stopped me.
The cops can't patrol every inch of the coast to make sure nobody catches a fish or shoots a mallard, man.
And if they try maybe they end up in the pot as well.

>>12801516
People with morals, conviction of beliefs and willingness to act upon them.

enact the final solution to the v*Gan problem

>>12801471
>meat being made illegal
>in the midwestern USA
I dunno chief, probably buy it illegally from any of my neighbors, much like I do with everything else I want that's illegal.

>>12801471
red meat is the healthiest food there is, we literally evolved to eat meat

>>12801471
eat vegans

>>12801471
It will make prohibition seem like a fucking joke

>>12801471
eat human flesh

Whatever they made to substitute it most likely.

>>12801598
Meat flavored soy

why are vegans obsessed with cuck porn????

>>12801602
my wife's boyfriend eats meat and it makes me sick.

>>12801565
What about literally every vegan claiming that red meat will give you 50 heart attacks per second?

>>12801471
eat the liberals

Continue eating it.

>>12801471
That would be the most widely and openly ignored law since the volstead act.

>>12801471
A few hundred years at least. And its beautiful.

The super rich will still do whatever they want. That includes eating meat if it's made illegal.

>>12801471
Will never ever EVER happen.

>>12801471
Eat the people who made meat illegal

>>12801715
>>12801676
Can't wait, as a practicing homesteader who knows how to raise, process, and preserve meat I will become the Joe Kennedy of the 21st century. Rich people will flock to me to buy my bootlegged moonshine charcuterie.

T. Knower of the ancient crafts

>>12801471
when will it be illegal for vegans to feed their babies vegan diets putting them in an early grave?

>>12801745
Personally I'm fine with it. Vegans shouldn't be allowed to reproduce but thankfully they kill their own seed.

>>12801471
meat will never be made illegal because lab-grown meat is going to be cheaper than animal-farmed meat in a very short amount of time. there will no longer be concerns of animal welfare nor methane emissions. and it has basically the same properties as animal-farmed meat. rejoice.

>>12801733
That looks wonderful, what breed of hog do you raise?

>>12801871
It'll be the equivalent of pink slime. Quite frankly, I'd prefer to be vegan than eat that chemical sludge.

>>12801471
Illegal everywhere but Israel

hunt lol

>>12801934
Thanks friend, my first attempt at pancetta. That one was a Yorkshire I raised on local by-products: almond hulls (which contain shells and small nuts), wine lees (basically dead yeast and wine and grape solids), and whey and old cheese wheels that cracked and shit. Mix it all up and the pigs love that stuff. I got a couple of Berkshires yesterday to slaughter this winter. Here's the prosciutto I'm doing too. I did it Tuscan style rubbed in spices because we skinned the hogs and I wanted a little antibacterial barrier to make up for it.

>>12801471
Traffic exotic meats
Make a fortune
Raise chickens in my basement
Move to Mexico and raise animals in the mountains to later send to the streets of the US
Kill anyone who dares to sell meat in my territory

Kill animals and then eat them.

>>12801471
black market meat
>inb4 blacked

>>12801471
Newsflash OP
We live in a capitalistic world where money is worth more than morals.

It'll never happen unless the demand for meat goes drastically down and that won't happen because people are selfish apathetic assholes

>>12802043
Meat Cartel?

>>12802257
Based sensibile vegan.

I’m going be to be one of the cool mob bosses of the meat prohibition and open an underground carnivore club.

>>12802257
people are selfish and apathetic for wanting to eat something that's a huge part of their natural diet?

>>12801554
So CEOs with profit motive. Probably soon after they go door to door confiscating registered firearms.

>>12801516
you know....

>>12802003
it's literally meat. it's grown from animal cells.

>>12802257
You've lived your entire life in a neutered urban setting. You don't have morals, as you've never had to develop them to stay alive, healthy, sociable, and safe. The city provides you with those things in exchange for rent.

>>12802036
Absolutely based. Continue your work anon, you are doing a service to culture and society by not letting these skills be forgotten

>>12802257
and clearing virgin rainforest to grow your stupid GMO and pesticide free purple potatoes isnt "selfish and apathetic" ?

>>12802345
Nice insights.

I barely eat meat as it is.
that said, chicken is very energy efficient and probably won't be banned anytime soon.

>>12802370
Thanks boss! Its not too hard and farming livestock like this makes closed loop truly sustainable agriculture possible, its always a shame when people don't see agriculture as a way to be a proper steward of the land.

Probably start peddling tobacco products to 8 year olds or something.

>>12801471
eat people