/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just eat ONE donut and adjust your calories accordingly

>>12798921
>only getting one Classic and the rest the crunchy crusty abominations
Sad!

>>12798921
that's like saying, here's this tray of freshly cooked bacon, but you can only take 2 pieces.

not possible.

>>12798952
stfu trump-twitter-style poster.

>>12798973
That's why a big brain knows to buy none or only one.

>>12798947
Where do you work, Guantanamo?

They are perfect right off the line. I think only 175 calories?

>>12798921
inflammation? fuck you, I like donuts more than I like health

>>12799559
eat healthy donuts then motherfucker

>>12798921
My ex gf is a vegetarian, and naturally, fat.
She would get donuts at the bakery and her dad would politely say "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" which is sound advice and a gentle reminder of the obvious truth.
She hates her dad. We aren't dating anymore, found out she was fucking a nigger.

>>12798921
>inflammation & fat aggregation.
You allergic or something?

>>12798952
cake donuts are better then normal ones.

>>12798921
I dunno about you but I've been fine after eating donuts.

>>12799752
Did you fuck her dad since you love him so much?

>>12798921
Dont forget vaginal discharge for weeks

>>12798952
>I can only handle soft donuts
Should have taken care of your teeth boomer scum

>>12799541
More like 450 mate

>>12800708
http://kkd-nutritional-panels.s3.amazonaws.com/2018OriginalGlazedDoughnutRetailPanel.pdf

Not even close

>>12799716

>>12798921
CAN YOU RESIST NUMBNUTS?

>>12798921
WHAT THE FUCK...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

>>12798921

>>12798921
/ck/ is full of hamplanets, they don't care about a measly extra 800 calories.

>>12803994
god id love to get my face in between those cheeks

>>12803990
deep fried bread circles

>>12803990

Do euroretards really not know what a doughnut is?

>>12804115
Doughnuts are illegal in most EU countries.

>>12802069
>fortified with a minimum of 25 units of vitamin b1
>25 units

>>12805120
...is that a lot?

>>12798921
>inflammation
?

>>12803986
>>12803990
puu dot shE7kKm dot webm

>>12805133
That's FIVE times more than a brand with 5 units.

>>12798921
Fruit teas were the best line of flavors

>>12805158

>>12798921
We had Krispy Kremes at work the other day and they came WARM. I don't think I had ever had Krispy Kremes that fresh in my life before. It was an experience.

>>12798921
Can someone please explain why OP experiences "days of inflammation" from donuts already? Why isn't this the question in every post of this thread? It's clearly the one thing that stands out way more than any other part of his post.

>>12805198
You eat a couple dozen doughnuts in one sitting, you'll experience inflammation. Shouldn't be that surprising.

>>12805204
Who does that though?
Answer: no one

>>12805204
>you'll experience inflammation
What do you mean by that exactly? Which part of your body are you experiencing inflammation in? Your skin? Your liver?

>>12805230
Your whole body swells up like a balloon. Although that could just be you getting fat from eating over 24 donuts in one sitting every day. No one really knows. It's one of the bigger medical mysteries of our day.

>>12805235
>Your whole body swells up like a balloon.
This is the first time I've ever heard of people swelling up like a balloon as a non-allergic reaction to eating food.

>>12799752
I enjoyed this post, what a ride.

>>12805211
Don't you fuckin' judge me, mate. This's a safe place!

>>12798921
Retards like you are the worst, you can have a donut here and there and nothing's going to happen. Your problem isn't that you had a donut it's that you're a pig and you eat garbage for all of your other meals on top of the donut

>>12799716
>reading comprehension
I said
I like donuts... MORE than I like health

donuts > health

healthy donuts are less donut and more health, so no

>>12805249
Its because the rapid consumption of calories leads to massive rapid fat storage. It is such a sharp time differential in fat accumulation that the body is acutely aware to it. This leads to a highly perceptible change in the body mass index, and a sense of "softness".

>>12805531
more like
enjoy(donuts)>enjoy(heath)

for a functorial description of your post

>>12798921
>glazed old fashion
Fuck me I want one

>>12800708
190

>>12798921
>inflammation & fat aggregation
Just because you have a little bitch body. I could eat 6 of those as a snack.

>>12805158
And that's terrible.

>>12798921
I want to fuck the biggest donut.

>>12798921
>inflammation & fat aggregation.
>FUCKING DONUTS
Maybe stick with your soy and gluten free products, bud.

>>12804115
Donuts are a literal European invention, shartie.

>>12798921
i’m not a skinnyfag worried about my weight so i will easily have all six

Just do it, faggot. I ate a dozen of those in one sitting before and I was fine.

>>12803994
Where did the photographer go that seeing an obese redneck in overalls at a hardware store is novelty enough to take a creepshot? Was this their very first visit to one? Were they tourists to the South? The world may never know...