/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12795598
Look like concentration camp food

>>12795705
omg thats so disgusting! we must impeach that orange fool.... So inhumane...

>>12795598
Is that Dinosaur? I like Hill Country better. Also doesn't require the arduous trip out to the stroller nazi and MUH PARKING SPACE shit hole known as Brooklyn

>>12795705
Except this is actually real

>>12795598

>>12795598
This is the saddest looking picture I've seen since the rump roast thread I just left. I'm fine letting NYC fags think they are superior to the rest of the nation as long as they fuck off.

>>12795598
Two towers weren't enough. Hit 'em again Al Qaeda!
>>12796261
God Bless Texas!

>>12795598
>What's this?
An article from over 5 years ago written by a guy confused over why "an adapted form of Southern barbecue from Brooklyn" was at that time becoming popular with non-American countries that don't know any better, like Japan or Sweden.
i.e. The same countries that consider "American food" to be pic related.
>It really doesn't matter where the hell I go now. There's a barbecue restaurant that reminds me of North Brooklyn. This doesn't have to be a bad thing though.
>Few would argue that the barbecue being served in Brooklyn is better than in Texas, so why is a Kings County adaptation that is already a bastardized adaptation the one that is furthering the cause?
>Maybe it is just that the Brooklyn brand is already so exploited that no one really gives a shit anymore?
Yeah, that's a real solid endorsement of New York BBQ. Dipshit.

>>12795598
that presentation lmao

>big ass cooking tray that makes portions look small
>the only color is the green pickles that doesn't even look good against the rest of the food
>everything is too far apart

>>12795598
>A year old Twitter screencap and terrible bait
Quality thread, mate.

>>12796336
>tfw you can't buy hot dogs in a jar

>>12796410
must be a sad country where you live.

>>12796410
Those are pretty good.
Taste like cocktail wienies

>>12796383
It's even worse because that screencap is of a year old twitter link for a Vice publishing of a 'Munchies' article that was written back in 2014. Also the writer shits all over NY BBQ with the article being about why people living in foreign countries are making the mistake of enjoying NY style restaurants instead of good BBQ.

>>12795598
Carolina barbecue is the best style and it makes flyovers seethe

>>12795598
Lovely, we can all die happy knowing that major cities eat fried tube sock and cannot cook a decent thing to save their lives. Only make instagram posts about it and grouse like braindead teenagers.

>>12795598
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>12795598
The pickle hasn't even seen a proper brine. It's like the easy-bake oven is too difficult for these complete pedestrians.

>>12796468
Why do you care so much? Never reply to me again.

>>12796482
Are you one of the states that uses a dry rub instead of slathering shit with sugar sauce?

Dessert is not the main course you fucking juveniles.

>>12796506
Do flyovers not actually know what a half sour is?

>>12795598
>Hope you enjoyed your meal, sir!
>That'll be $45
>Oh, and don't forget to tip hehe!

>>12796513
I don't care so much. You have learning disabilities which make low effort things others do seem complicated and difficult from your perspective.

>>12796517
vinegar based sauce as a whole, some subsections use mustard or tomato paste in their sauces instead and its not bad either

>>12796519
We cook turkeys in ground-based ovens with hot coals. The OG of American BBQ. Also dill pickle or kill yourself. Anything sweet is a complete farce and a curse and you cannot come to any good cookouts until you atone for your sins.

>>12796550
>he thinks a half sour is sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

>>12796555
Close enough.

>>12795598
Oh wow some meat strips, breadrolls, and pickles.

>>12796547
Midlands here, mustard based forever.

>>12796273
God has nothing to do with Texas, but the beef ribs are worth the trip.

>>12796680
>how do you Christians explains this flood?
lel

>>12796680
damn that guy owned the christians

BTFO

>>12796680
God has a plan for everything.

>>12796680
DUDE
>takes a long drought of his soi beverage
RELIGION
>takes a hit of his cannabis vape
IS BAD BRO

>>12795598
Where's the barbecue? I don't get it.

>>12795598
Try the bacon
https://www.texasmonthly.com/bbq/brooklyn-barbecue-munchies-photo/amp/

>>12796762
>>12796781
samefag trumptard detected

>>12796680
>an onision post

holy shit anon you win faggot of the week.

>>12796777
>is omnipotent
>makes plans
What a cuck.

>>12796824
>having this saved on your computer

>>12796419
>>12796433
Where do I find these?

>>12796680
>Onision

Ah yes, the 30 something scene edgelord who crosses state lines to commit statutory rape.

>>12796875
>not having ammo to make fun of dumb people saved on your computer

>>12796871