/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes I consume the nutrients to help fuel my human body.

what kind of dumbass eats food
fucking zoomers
i bet you faggots talk about food and cooking

Haha what a whacky random thread!!!!

>>12794777
Same here. Except if I dont do it, Ill literally die. Was born with a condition... Known as mortality.

>>12794776
dumb anime poster

>>12794776
Nah I consume millitary grade gravel.

>>12794776
Dumb weeb poster.

Why would I? Food is outdated now that we have Soylent.

>eating food
Reddit is that way you triple nigger tourist piece of shit normie.

>>12794825
>He never updated.

No.

>>12794776
I mean of course do you think humans are aliens or something? Humans have to eat unlike us.

>>12794776
i ate food once, it was hecking terrible

>>12794862
Somebody put a garbage plate piled a foot high in front of her and somebody else smash her face down into it and tell her if she wants to breathe she has to eat her way out

>>12794895
>her
>she

>>12794904
What....?

>>12794776
Eat? Yes. Digest? Occasionally.

Enjoy?

Where do you think we are?

Most of the time I do, other times I make myself throw it up.

>>12794776
No, I do nothing but smoke weed erryday DUDE LMAO

For some reason eating food makes me need to shit.

>>12794776
3 square meals a day bitch

for me, it's the ole pork chop

>>12794776
Obviously not, we're all bots that hiroshimoot is using to make it look like the place has some traffic so he can resell it for a big profit.

>>12796125
Yeah I have this issue as well. I dunno what causes it.

Not if I can fucking avoid it.
But I need protein to keep my muscles from degrading. BRB vienna sausages

KYS WEEB

>>12794776
No I'm on a liquid diet

Cons of eating:
>Takes time. Time spent going to the supermarket, time spent shopping the aisles for the right kind or the one you need, reading labels and nutritional stats. Time spent carrying it home. Time spent thinking what to cook, cooking, eating and then cleaning afterwards. Time spent shitting.
>Takes money. Money to buy the food itself, the garbage bags, fuel to drive to and from, toilet paper, et cetera . Money to pay for all the water you use to wash the dishes and flush the toilet.
>Makes your breath smell bad
>Makes you fart and smell bad
>Makes your house and garbage-can smell bad
>Triggers your allergies if accidentally consumed the wrong kind
>Kills you if accidentally consumed the wrong kind
>Makes you have diarrhea if it's too old
>Triggers your acne if you didn't win the genetic lottery
>Makes you lazy and unproductive afterwards
>Have to tip whoever you're buying it from if you don't cook yourself

Pros of eating:
>Tastes nice, sometimes, I guess?
>That's all

Only a masochist would keep eating despite these facts.

>>12796829
>forgetting that you don't die if you eat
Missing the biggest con of them all.

>>12794776
>>12794776
No. I have an eating disorder and I just come here to pass the time

>>12795599
fucking saaaaame

>>12794904
> Expecting a female skeleton to look feminine.

>>12794859
i've tried but when downloading it gets to the last 10% and just stays there endlessly loading and when i call tech support they keep asking for a error code but it hasn't given me one. Wat Do?

>>12794904
everybody (except you apparently) has seen her meaty pussy. You must just have traps on your mind

>>12796829
this, but actually unironically.

>>12796278
as one of the several humans on this board i take offense to that

>>12794776
If you mean by food, the Word of God, then few do.

>>12794776
No, I drink soylent

>>12797075
That's exactly what an undercover bot would say

>>12794776
Does cock count as food?

>>12794776
Is it conidered eating if you only gain nutrients through eye drops.

>>12794776
Ok, you caught me, I perform Photosynthesis for nutrition.

>>12797746
can you post your boypussy?

>>12794776
>Why yes I do consume food, how could you tell?

>>12797791
You mean mancunt??

>>12797818
I mean dudehole

>>12797824
You mean shitoris?

>>12794904
that's eugenia cooney you retard shes a girl

>>12797852
I mean your butt, anon

>>12797880
Pick a number from 1-17

>>12797904
I'll pick 17

>>12797918
Lole here
https://i.imgur.com/Nd9BhZr.jpg

>>12797935
You've got some cute ass feet and your thighs look really thick. I'd eat em.

>>12797944
Thanks anon but you'll have to pay for the delivery fee

>>12797998
What do I have to pay?

>>12794776
Haven't since the war

>>12798022
Your cum duh haha

>>12798056
Silly anon, you'll have to try harder if you want my cum.

>>12794862
>>12794895
She actually recently got help

>>12796278
NOt true, moot also rents out this board for us cia agents to get psy-op experience as well.

>>12797018
just die i guess

>>12798851
that was the first thing i tried! i just keep re-spawning in my bed

>>12794776
I've been drinking more than I've been eating.
t. dude who got all his teeth removed 3 months ago

>>12798640
You lying shit. I've been here since there was a mitsubishi bomber on the front page, there's never been any signs of cointel.

No op, I only drink soylents. Food, eating and chewing is for supreme boomer cucks.

>>12794776
If by food you mean ethanol, carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and protein... then yes, I eat "food".

>>12798607
That's concerning, she's no longer attractive anymore. She used to be so pretty. :(

>>12794776
Obviously they must eat.
Judging by the catalog, no one in ck actually cooks though.
t. first time visitor

>>12799956
nigga you gay

>>12794776

>>12794777
whoa, what a fucking fatty

>>12801614
you know i gotta ask about that hair drier

Yeah otherwise I wouldn't be a fat fuck like I am right now

>>12803043
Fleshlight purposes.

>>12801614
why do you even come to this board?

>>12794776
No, I live in the UK