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Hey motherfuckers. Im drunk and ill share a story before work. I just started, about two months ago.
And some guy, lets call him Dan, caue thats his name, was washing dishes like me, and the guy was a prick.pic unrelated, cause i frequent tg

>> No.12787707

Anyway, the guy was a prick. Always on about how the prep cooks couldnt be trusted, and all that. i palled it up with him, you know, new job, trying to pal it up with everyone.I thought he was just joking around.

>> No.12787731

anyone up for more, or am i just screaming into the wind here? Never been on this board, so i dunnohow fast it is.

>> No.12787773

>12787731

Go to sleep drunkard.

>> No.12787777

What do you mean "some more"? You mean FUCKING FINIAHING YOUR GOD DAMN STORY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?! GTFO.

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>>12787777
based quads. stfu OP and fuck yourself faggot

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>>12787777
>quads

>> No.12787829

>>12787777
Pretty good. Also, i wont, cause, i got work. Anyways, the guy was a cunt. Like, two weeks after i started, he tried to fucking beatdown some tiny mexican girl. Like, 4'9, if that.

>> No.12787836

>>12787829
then, the dude got pissy cause his fucking bag got moved or some shit. he started screaming, tried attacking the same girl, tscreamed at me, screamed at the fucking manager, and pretty much got canned.

>> No.12787840

>>12787836
and now, the guy is trying to fucking apply again, i see the motherfucker when i walk home, and hes always trying to fucking sweetalk me. what do? Ive been ignoring him so far, but when i do, the guy starts following me home.

>> No.12787842

This is worse than /b/
>cont?
Just tell the fucking story, or don't, because it sucks cock. Like you, cocksucker.

>> No.12787857

>>12787842
i mean, yes.

>> No.12787860

>>12787842
faggot, i told the story. gib answer.

>> No.12787861

>>12787840
>starts following me
You then say "get the fuck away from me." And if he doesn't, call the cops and report him. Dude sounds unhinged.

>> No.12787865

Sick his dik, OP. It's the only way to save yourself and your coworkers.

>> No.12787875

>>12787861
i likely will, to be honest. and yeah, hes a bit of a nutbar. i think hes got anger issues.
>>12787865
lets save that for plan b.

>> No.12787900

Shoot him you noguns faggot. I'm over here wishaniggawould'n, and you have a prime opportunity.

>> No.12788030

Learn to greentext, I’m not gonna read your 10 post blog. lurk moar

>> No.12788645

>>12787829
>>12787836
>>12787840
You been hitting the bottle before work, bro?

>> No.12788693

You could've fit this entire story in one post.

>> No.12788810

>>12788645
How does one even stay awake. Unless it’s just about tying off a hangover

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>>12787707
>>12787731
>>12787829
>>12787836
>>12787840
>>12787875
PUT IT ONE POST YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.12789242

I had a jolly kek

>> No.12789884

good story, OP
thanks for sharing