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>>12768130
>I drank 250 ml vodka and went back to normal in 4 hours.

Well yeah, its only a couple of drinks.

>>12768130
Go keto or water-fast for 48h before it, you'll get drunk super cheap

>>12768375
This guy knows.

>>12768375
Don’t do this.

and be careful with vodka anon. You can cause permanent damage to your stomach without noticing it. I was drinking fifths of vodka totally aware not even passing out and still woke up one day with ulcers.

>>12768382
That makes no sense. Liquids mostly go straight to your kidneys, not your stomach. You probably just picked up a PUD culture somewhere.

>>12768390
>Liquids mostly go straight to your kidneys, not your stomach
lol

https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/alcohol-facts/health-effects-of-alcohol/effects-on-the-body/is-alcohol-harming-your-stomach/

>>12768375
Seconded dont do this. Keto hangovers are the very worst thing in the entire world.

>>12768434
but it's what he wants

>>12768390
Possibly, all symptoms point to PUD but I took an intensive session of Antibiotics and that had no effect.

>>12768145
Dude. It's 5 regular drinks.

>>12768520
It was probably too late by then. The alcohol might have made it worse, but it's doubtful that it was the cause.

>>12768530
I’ve gotta level with you, I’ve never seen a doctor about it the antibiotics were a year late and I got them for an ear infection. Oh god, how did I get bacteria in my stomach? It’s ruining my entire life!

drinking caused ulcerative colitis for me. not cool. the only way to fix damaged intestinal microflora is to stick for this for years. 2 decades so far here.

gaps.me

>>12768130
OP it's time to switch to full wino.

>>12768525
oh wow five whole drinks

>>12768525
It's a third of a bottle, that's maybe barely just enough to get slightly buzzed

>>12768525
that's not a lot retard

>>12768130
If you've got them in your country cheap strong beer is the cheapest solution for me, 4 or 5 cans is enough to get you pretty sloshed. Pic related, when I really want to hurt myself with booze

250ml lol. I don't even drive unless I drink at least 3dl. Nah I'm kidding, but seriously, 250ml is nothing. Those are women numbers. My record is 1.2L of vodka in 12 hours. That was back when I was young, stupid and almost invincible. Now I drink 0.7L tops, I black out, I'm a total asshole that evening and I'm useless for 2 days afterwards.

>>12769547
to actually contribute with something, try buying the cheapest wine possible and mix it with sparkling water, even the shittiest wine is palatable afterwards. We're talking white wine here.

If red wine is your thing, mix it with coke (or cheaper alternatives), even the shittiest red wine is okay when mixed with soda.

However, mixing caffeine and alcohol results in the shittiest hangovers, those two substances are fighting against each other inside your body, your heart doesn't know if it should be racing (caffeine) or chilled (alcohol), which can result in heart palpitations. Seriously, try to avoid mixing caffeine beverages with alcohol.

>>12768130
>It's so goddamned expensive to get drunk!
You're fucking telling me.
I've drank all day every single day for the past 2 weeks and not been drunk ONCE... being an alcoholic fucking sucks shit.
It's expensive and you don't even get drunk anymore.

>>12769817
psh, vodka will always get you drunk no matter how high your tolerance. go down a pint and tell me you're still not feeling it.

>>12769817
this is a fucking lie. Just because you don't get drunk when you're drinking it doesn't mean you're either doing it right, or you're an alcoholic. Source: I've been getting blackout drunk 4x a week for the last 12 years.

>>12769558
Hungarian detected. Fröccs is godlike.

>>12770035

Slovak, actually. Eastern Europeian degenerate indeed. Alcohol is a serious, like dead serious, issue around here. You boys drinking 250ml of vodka per night is quite a joke. And it being a joke (around here) is pretty fucking sad. Fuck this third world shithole

>>12770035
but indeed, the drink is godlike. I'd drink it any time of the day.

>>12768390
>Liquids mostly go straight to your kidneys
There are fourth-graders who laugh at your simplified understanding of human physiology

>>12770070
it is godlike. White wine + sparkling water is the motherfucking bomb

>>12770035
>reddit "culture" dots

Now drink 250ml vodka straight, through a straw

>>12768130
>It's so goddamned expensive to get drunk!
yeah, if you're a retard who buys name brand that's marketed to dumb kids on the TV. buy bottom shelf handles ~25 cents per shot

>>12769933
Oh shut the fuck up you daft cunt.

>>12768130

I buy the cheapest jug of everclear i can find. Then i buy a 2L of fruit punch soda for a dollar.
Thats is the cheapest way ive found to get drunk when i want

>>12768130
That’s a good thing. I was told that when you drink and your body doesn’t tell you to stop it means you have damaged brain cells.

i like to mix vodka with milk

>>12768130
Have you tried mug vodka?

>>12771811
based yellowmug

>>12770178
10/10 scary, since there is a real chance you could be serious

>>12770053
>250mL
Shit son, that's only 5 short shots. You'd be done having a business conversation with a lot of people before you finished that, enjoy your tiny tumblr and half a meeting. Maybe you can convince the bartender to water down some cocacola for you.