/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shut the fuck up. They'd obviously use a bolt gun; you'd know that if you knew a single thing about the meat industry.

>>12766888
Killing an animal every time just to eat 500g of meat? Is the point of this to increase the number of animals killed for no reason? I'd expect lab-grown meat to be pretty good in 2045 anyway, and animal slaughter to mostly be phased out.

I'll kill a hundred pigs for a free pound of sobrassada.

Just ship 1/5 of the global population with some animals to colonize a new planet bro. Literally fixes all ailments of our planet.

>>12766912
It wouldn't be free within that context.

>>12766926
How much am I paying then?

>>12766921
How can you ship 2+ millions and stock?
and why would you?
Just throw tons of human dna out in space, Thats how we got here.

>>12766953
*billions obviosly

>>12766953
Uuh to make a space colony and not end up extinct once Earth blows up? What a dumdum

>>12766938
Market value.

>>12766896
Bolt guns only stun. Imagine waking up from a drunken stupor when you were twenty, asking who is standing above-and they promptly slit your throat a few times with a dull blade. You slowly choke on your own blood and throat muscle as you bleed out. You're thinking about your life, your love, your future children, your friends and family. And then half way through everything becomes faint as you die of asphyxiation.

>>12767394
>strung up by ankles
>stabbed in the heart
>flesh mechanically separated while you’re still alive

>>12767394
Now imagine that again except it all happens before you wake up.

Far out man!

>>12767409
>the perfect little picture
>t. shielded from public eye aninal agirculture
>btw if you video record anything in our establishment you'll go to prison
>no arguments vs bubba's dick

>>12767427
What are you on about?

>>12767394
Fuck you the knife I use to slit their throats is sharp as shit.

>>12767439
WTF

>>12767439
>WTF YOU CANT JUST ETHICALLY RAISE AND SLAUGHTER YOUR OWN LIVESTOCK!!

>>12767449
>>12767439
samefag

>>12767458
>>12767449
>>12767439
I find it strange that the IP count didn't go up after these 3 posts.

>>12767559
Almost like we all posted in the thread already. Now shut the fuck up.

>>12767559
Should have gone up by 1. I posted “WTF” and that was my only contribution to this shit thread. Have a good night.

>>12767559
Cope more

>>12767559
>>12767563
>>12767575
Newfag BTFO

>>12767575
>>12767571
>>12767563
samefag

>>12767563
>>12767571
>>12767575
The samefag virgin proves it with fresh posts of the same background

>>12767584
I mean we can keep doing this but /ck/ is better than such stupid trolling.

>>12767575
>>12767563
i wanna play too

OP here I just wanted to have a fun thought experiment and look what has happened and nobody even noticed my trips.

>>12767597
I'm sorry, good get have some tasty oinkers.

>>12767607
what do you do with the heads?

>>12767629
honestly just dump them in the woods at the edge of the property. him and his two brothers where all just sent for sausage, so nothing fancy was done with them.

DESU I already do that for fun. Also cutting an animal's throat isn't as bad as it seems. Just insert the knife into the artery and cut down and it will bleed out in about 10 seconds. Or if you want to make a sport of it, you can legally hunt boar in my state with dogs and knives. You sick your dogs on a boar and they are trained to pull it to the ground. Then you step on the boar's neck to hold it down and insert a large blade into the heart. The fucking squeals they make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrxwuEG02w

>>12767394
>Bolt guns only stun.
It's not like a stun gun. When used properly it knocks them completely unconscious and they immediately get their throats cut after, so they don't have a chance to wake up and experience any of that. They don't use it and then sit around for a few minutes until the animal starts waking up, retard.

>>12766896
That's not halal, goy.

>>12766888
>Seems far out?

You've got a soft brain.

'Real meat' in the near future is most likely going to be extremely expensive unless you own land or have access to land: people who hunt or people with livestock will never be in short supply of meat, but people living in the city are going to have to settle for substitutes. Lab grown meat, vegetable-protein based meat, and seafood will be the norm: inexpensive, readily available, price-controlled, and supplied & advertised in every grocery store and fast food restaurant.

Seafood is going to still be on the menu because given the current trend we're seeing a lot of innovation and development of both aquaculture and hydroponics. We're finally investing and inventing newer, more efficient, techniques that allow farming fish to be far more cost effective than it was in the past- as well as raise and produce a wider variety of fish due to us understanding their life cycles better. Hydroponics has been especially important as it's allowed for the first time fish to be essentially grown and raised anywhere- and indoors for that matter.
Right now we're stuck on garbage-eating freshwater fish (shrimp, prawns, catfish, tilapia, carp), but a recent development in shellfish aquaculture (mussels specifically) has secured an inexpensive source of feed for tastier carnivorous fish like salmon which was previously not always 'cost effective' or even environmentally stable due to it's reliance on catching bait-fish for feed.

Personally I hate seafood, so this doesn't make me feel better at all.

>>12767394
>Bolt guns only stun.
oh ok, then please demonstrate this for us on yourself.

if you don't die I will never eat meat again.
ok anon?

>>12766888
>and you have to kill a random animal by slitting it's throat
The future looks bright

>pr. (three characters) instead of typing our per (three characters)
>it's

Better chug some B12 supplement before your vegfag brain completely rots away.

>>12766888
My only problem with that, apart from the skimpy allowance of meat, is the "random animal" part.
I don't want my random animal to be a tiger or a blue whale one day.

>>12767865
>soft brain.
keep that baby talk for yout subreddit.

>>12766888
Yes, not automated. No one has the time and money to regulate people killing animals or the facilities necessary to handle such things. "They" will probably make you fill out an online questionnaire, come in and do a background check, and be done with it.

>>12766888
This is the future leftists want. share this!!!

>>12766888
>grams
>youll sign up to be "allowed" to do something
>theyll hold the animal there until you have to kill it under sandnigger terms

the most concentrated eurocuck bullshit ive ever read in one place. Id just hunt the rabbits, birds, and squirrels that are in my backyard every day with a pellet gun. I wouldnt sign up for shit.

>>12766888
Sure, no big deal. No way im gonna eat only 500 a week tho

>>12768127
No need to fill in a questionnaire. They will already know everything about you, because a central facial recognition system will have every citizen logged along with all their financial information (both income and transactions-- cash will have been abandoned because it is inefficient), internet usage, and a five year history of every place they have ever been as recognized by security cameras and the GPS tracker on your phone (disabling it will be made illegal, not carrying one will become too impractical to consider). Data collation programs will be able to use this information to predict every other facet of you and your future behavior to 95% accuracy. All to keep everybody safe from terrorists, you understand.

>>12767394
What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

>>12766888
What is 500g in people units? Also I have no problem killing animals and did it plenty as a child.

sneed

>>12768194
Half a kilogram. A liter of water weighs one kilogram.

>>12768197
Per week? What in the fuck? A kilo is like 2.2 pounds. That means 1.1 pounds of meat a week? Fuck me. I guess I'd eat a lot more curry. Also if it is just by the pound then I'd make it veal and lobster. I'm not wasting my pounds on fucking chicken.

>>12768203
Also for the love of god can I still buy animal fat to cook with or will I be forced to cook with oils like some kind of pleb? What about butter?