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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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How's it going /ck/?

I've got a girl coming round later and I honestly do feel like I've got a chance with her...

Last week I brought her a Gucci handbag for £200 and she kissed me on the cheek and said she loved my like a brother! (How close is that?)

Anyway, for our cupid's meal, I was thinking on doing steak (from a supermarket), and have it well done, (can't be too careful about germs in undercooked meat!)

I'm also gonna make a side dish of chicken flavoured ramen to go with it.

Now, I ask /ck/ for some very daring advice, should I garnish it all in ketchup or mayonnaise?

>> No.12765119

cool shitpost thread pal
try to be less transparent next time
subtly is key

>> No.12765138

Hidden.

>> No.12765181

>>12765108
Why did you post this to /b/?

>> No.12765197

Order up a black boyfriend for her, you probably just need some sneakers to buy one.

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>>12765181
Because you cucks (cucks = cooks, get it? hahaha) don't answer quick enough, she'll be here in a hour, after she visits her ex, Leeroy Abdul.

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>>12765201
Sorry, but no one really cares it seems. I don't really have any good advice, but you should definitely garner it with mayonnaise because it's classier than ketchup.