/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>30 year old grown man with a backpack

Some of us like to balance our diets with vegetables, fatso.

>>12763360
You prefer a purse?

Imagine falling for the "fat is good now!" Meme

>>12763343
keto is just another gimmick diet. just eat what the fuck you want with smaller portions and self control.

I'm confused, both about the implication that that guy is supposed to be interested in those 5/10 girls who are clearly not at all anything he'd be interested in or care about engaging with, or how this is /ck/ related.

Gallstones

>>12763373
>girls
I got some bad news for you.

>>12763373
What a roundabout way of telling everyone you submitted a report.

>>12763343
I am
>>12763364
You can still include veggies

>>12763373
Your interpretation of what is obviously meant as a reaction image is pretty stupid.

>>12763360
Can somebody explain this meme? I've heard it a couple times on twitter but don't understand. Why don't Americans like backpacks? Do they prefer to juggle all their shit while on the train? What about when they go hiking?

>>12763395
I don't report fad diet shit unless the exact same thing keeps getting spammed, and if I was going to report it I'd probably not reply at all, or just tell the OP to fuck off. The moderation is so out of touch here at this point that there's almost no reason to even bother reporting anything at this point. I still report the daily e-celeb spam waifu threads, but I'm pretty sure most of them are literally paying to advertise because the mods protect them even when it's 95% /tv/ tier waifu garbage and has absolutely nothing to do with food or cooking.

>>12763406
Boomers like suitcases and laptop bags

>>12763406
Backpacks take precious resources to produce. Most normal people just carry their stuff around instead of trying to hurt the environment. It’s not that hard.

she wants to fuck

her head is huge. what a stunner.

>keto

>>12763343
stop demonizing macros and learn to balance.

>>12763360
You got no room to talk, fat, lonely, disgusting whale.

>>12763627
>Most normal people just carry their stuff around
No they don't. That's why people use bags, backbags, shoulder bags, purses, wallets etc. so they don't have to carry lots of stuff in their hands. That's not even possible if there's enough stuff.

>>12763658
Do you go through life imagining you're on a hiking trip? You only need your wallet and keys most of the time.

>>12763360
whats wrong with one? its 100% utilitarian

>>12763716
>You only need your wallet and keys most of the time.
What is a phone, switch/3DS, hunting knife, flashlight, recharge pack, laptop, mints, spinner, graphic novel, chew, etc?

>>12763725
Anchorage.

>>12763343
Is he supposed to be jizzing in his pants because a couple of ugly romanians wearing skirts sat next to him on a train? He looks busy

>>12763716
>heh just carry your stuff, its not like you need your work laptop

obviously you dont understand the need for work, NEET

even if you dont have a laptop, a small sling bag like this has space for your wallet, keys, a small umbrella, water bottle and even a windbreaker/jacket if it gets chilly outside.....and its only like $9? on aliexpress. Its very useful when you're using a bike or scooter

and its the military MOLLE system so you can buy additional 3rd party pouches and addons if you want. Theres even a small pouch that you can buy that fits a pack of cigarettes and a lighter perfectly.

>>12763738
That looks a thousand times more gay than a regular backpack.

>>12763399
Vegetables don't have protein or fat.

I'm not from a culture which eats meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner. ffs, I ate 300g of fruit with a little bit of yoghurt for breakfast and a bean curry with an eggs-and-bitter-gourd side curry for lunch.
Wtf do you want me to eat for dinner? A block of fucking backfat?

>>12763737
the picture is more making fun of him for his bad posture and small stature.

>>12763751
>Vegetables don't have protein or fat.

WRONG
and
WRONG

>what are beans
>what is vegetable oil
>what is avocado
>what are nuts

>>12763743
how is it gay

a backpack just makes me think of computer nerds/IT workers (if its black) or hipsters (if its other colours)

>>12763762
It clearly isn't though

>>12763406
because rude assholes use them. for a long time it was understood that you should take your backpack off on the train. now people shove that shit in your face and then act surprised when you push them back.
>>12763725
mental illness
>>12763738
>tactical assault bag for carrying your keys and a wallet
have sex

>>12763373
He clearly is distracted by them and straining not to pay them any attention.
>5/10
If this is America then they're at least 6/10 by virtue of not being obese.

>>12763766
>>what are beans
>>what is vegetable oil
>>what is avocado
>>what are nuts
not able to sustain you without supplements

>>12763725
>novel
Phone
>laptop
Phone
>spinner
Phone
>vidya
Phone
>knife
Pocket
>mints
Pocket
>gum
Pocket
>flashlight, recharge pack
Not planning on venturing into the wilderness

>>12763779
The one in the middle is a 9/10 in america, try going on tinder in middle america some time and you'll see what I mean

>>12763793
so what if shes a 9

fishnet stockings are 110% degenerate and shes a loose whore who has probably fucked 50+ black men before

hoop wearings are pretty whoreish too (hoop earring theory, go look it up)

and look at that aggressive eyeshadow and thick whore mascara

2/10 would not fuck

>>12763800
don't worry I don't think you're at risk of having the sex with her

>>12763725
>spinner

???

>>12763793
Yeah I don't know what gives with these faggots underrating womens attractiveness, it's like unattractive people are almost invisible to them, and the truly gross (morbidly obese, disfigured etc) don't even get counted in the scale.

The average person in America is obese. You are 5/10 minimum if you are not obese and not disfigured in the US. So someone who is thin and relatively pretty if a little plain is not a 5/10

>>12763810
it's supposed to make them sound like successful chads. "ugh, look at those shoes, she is way below my standards"

>>12763821
I think to an extent they're angry at women for doing the same so they do it back. Women famously rate 80% of men below average, and these incels resent being included in the bottom end of that statistic.

>>12763778
>tactical assault bag
you can just buy the black or brown one you know
i think they look fine and very utilitarian on top of it

its even rainproof, theres a plastic lining inside
and a slit at the top for your waterpouch tubing if you ever go casual hiking with one

>>12763373
You forgot its summer time. Kiddo op expect everyone male to get a boner everytime a girl passes by, and one MUST make a move or else you are a beta gay virgin.

Their young cumbrain cannot accept the fact that there are other things in life that's more important then constantly having sex

But the middle chick I'd pretty tho

>>12763807
i'm only attracted to pure girls with morals

40 c 30 p 30 f for me

>>12763836
So you're not attracted to girls then?

>>12763827
that makes a lot of sense actually
>>12763829
yeah or I could just carry my normal bag
>>12763866
10/10

>>12763866
anime girls are always pure

I carry a 30L hiking backpack around with me basically everywhere. It often has nothing in it. But it means I can put my coat in there, beers, books, other peoples bags and shit. If I felt like it hurt my chances with a girl I would judge the girl for being superficial.

>>12763343
This picture is in Toronto on the subway with them bitches drinking ice caps. I feel sorry for that man, as a commuter, those fucking bitches are yapping as loud as possible about the most inane shit of all time.
>Oh my gawd I like literally cannot even believe that. Literally literally cannot believe Jessi would do that