/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12756540
I cum on them and eat them

Never buy your deenz on amazon. It's basically a way that they can ship you fish within a year of the expiration. I'll probably eat all of these within a year, but still annoying.

>>12756540
I crack open a fresh can, put it down in the kitchen sink, then get a handful of crackers and use them to dig the deenz out of the can. You get the rich delicious flavor of deenz against the crisp background of a plain cracker, and all the messy juices drip directly into the sink and down the drain. Then when I've finished I'm right next to a tap where I can immediately wash my hands and rinse the can out for recycling. My soul soars throughout the experience, no question about that.

>>12756565
absolutely repulsive! Who the fuck eats oil with the deenz? I just buy the sardines in water, then wash out the water, and enjoy with some mustard and pepper flakes. Eating that much oil from the sardines can fuck up your metabolism.

>>12756540
Blocks your path

Mackerel is better

>>12756666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

a person I worked with use to work down at the port. A regular container which would be unloaded was the tinned sardine container. They would open the door on the container and hundreds and hundreds of sardine tins would flow out.

>>12756565
absolutely fucking based

>>12756639
That's flavor you're washing out.

any real niggers in here?

>>12756565
>oil
>in the sink

>>12756639
>>12756780
My word. I didn't even say anything about oil. I said juices. I do have oil sometimes, but sometimes I have water and other times I have tomato. I never rinse them, and I never add further flavor.

You will find that the amount of oil left after you have finished your feast is less than the amount of oil that goes into sink water when washing dishes. A little bit of oil down the sink is unavoidable.

>>12756639
Fish packed in oil is always better.

>>12756540
>deens
how can we help you?

>>12756666
>buying farm fish garbage
no thanks, i'd rather fucking kill myself

>>12756666
>>12756708
>not wild caught

>>12756708
i used to buy those from dollar tree when i was in my teens

do they stil make them?

>>12757522
>>12757525
>Actually believing wild caught makes any difference
Congratulations, you've been memed
In all seriousness trout is amazing and you should all try it

>>12757162
I love Paula Deens. She says NIGGER and doesn't afraid of anything.

made a king oscar omelet the other morning. peppercorn deenz with kale and onion wrapped up in a egg blanky. get on my level

Ol’ Reliable

>>12756540
>by special royal permission
Good that they do have a loicence for that.

>>12756540
THESE COST $5 IN ASIA

WHY

are they that expensive back in western land?

>>12756540
Straight out of the can with some black pepper and hot sauce.

I just bought these today for the gains but I have no idea how to eat it to make it tolerable.some of you just eat them out the can- is there a way I can systematically desensitize myself. To them to aquire a liking?

With a fork or spoon usually

>>12758674
Maybe they're something you have to be raised on because I was eating them as a kid back when the can still that little turn key to open them.

>>12758674
You stir fry them with vegetables and chilli paste.

>>12756540
Mash them up with some tartar sauce and Frank's RedHot, use it as a spread on some Triscuit crackers.

>>12756540
The olive oil is probably rancid.

>>12758534
Nah, a dollar a tin. Smoked oysters are a little more. Kippered snacks too, but they're a larger tin.

>>12756563
Aging sardines in the can is great. I have several cans that I’ve been aging since 2008.

>>12758674
eat them with a heavy carb, like Ritz crackers or potato chips
the carb will absorb the oil and complement the flavor really well

>>12756540
>boneless
what you don't like getting healthy calcium faggot?

>>12759392
Good sardines are more than a dollar a tin. You're lucky to get brislings for $2. I'm fine with the costco ones, though.

>>12760998
>Good sardines
They're all good when you're drinking.

>>12756540
>skinless and boneless
Are you mad? The bones are the best part, lil crunchy surprises

I hope you faggots don't throw away the oil

>>12756708
Enjoy yr mercury poisoning LMAO

>>12756540
>skinless & boneless
You should be forcibly removed from /deenz/

>>12758674
rye bread my dude

Trader Joe's smoked trout.

I love anchovies. Would I like deenz? Do you eat the face off them? Are there bones in it? Doesnt sound pleasant but ill try anything once.

>>12762208
They're headless, but the 'bones' are so small they're edible.

Which brand of deenz have livers?

>>12762208
>I love anchovies
I save money by just eating a tablespoon of store brand salt instead.

>>12756540
son, I too enjoy boneless and skinless
there's no shame in it, I just don't want to eat bones and skins

>>12756540
at 2 dollars a can they seem like a stupidly uneconomic food

>>12762305
I remember King Oscar not appearing to be gutted but I'm not certain.They are smaller fish when compared to sardines from Spain or Portugal, which I have always found to be gutted.

>>12757571
Who the fuck hasn't had trout?

Anyone know other good brands from the waters which surround the Iberian peninsula?

>>12762305
Trader Joe's all seem to. I like their smoked deenz in olive oil.

>>12763000
Matiz! Really tasty deenz from Spain.
also nice trips bru

>>12763000
your mouth can surround my cock if you know what i mean

why did /ck/ have to turn sardines into some goddamm neckbeard hobby? it's just canned fish, you idiots made me start feeling a mild sense of self consciousness any time I buy a can, like someone is going to see it and go "did you learn about those from 4chan"

>>12763816
deenz are keto tendies

>>12763816
That's when you look them in the eye and say
>Well, maybe, I mean, maybe you've got your own way of getting... I mean, for me, it's all about uh, it's uh, IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM DEENS, right? haha
then you go home and ruminate on how much of a little bitch you are

>>12761141
>eating canned sardines during drinking

is this even a thing.....?

>>12759416
Can you explain what happens to aged sardines?

>>12763842
If you drink all day, then that's every time you eat deenz.

>>12756540

pan-fried with mirin, soy sauce, sesame oil topped with sesame seeds

>>12763875
they grow into poison bombs

>>12764186
based, I'm gonna eat more deenz now

>>12762991
I'm sure many many people have not had trout.

>>12763944
wew and dubs

>>12762486
>there's no shame

>>12756540
with crackers and cottage cheese
healthy and deluxe

>>12762991
>>12764246
i have no idea if i've ever had trout or not

>>12764283
It's really wonderful. Delightfully fishy.

>>12756708
I get something similar to these at the dollar store and eat them like I'm straight outta Compton. I'm not even a poorfag. . They're just good

>>12756666
>>12756708
The fuck outta here nigga.

>>12760546
Thanks anon

>>12761676
Fuck you serial killer

Boys you finally got me to take the deenz pill. I've been scared for a long time but these are fucking God tier. I thought it was a meme

>>12764815
>I thought it was a meme

>>12764826
Most shit shilled here is you mcchicken nigger

>>12764186
based

>>12757126
no?

I eat sardines with bread and mayonnaise, as a sandwich. It's a little tricky preventing them from falling out.

>>12762490
>$2 a can for one of the most nutrient-dense and delicious foods on Earth that has an expiration date measured in decades and can be made into a full meal with just a few carbs on the side
Oh yeah dude that sounds awful definitely don't sign me up for that.

>>12764904
retard

>>12756540
never had canned deenz before, is there a special way to prepare them or do you eat them straight out of the can

gonna be a good day

Anyone got the link to the deenz song?

>>12765697
Yes.