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what kind of food should i eat to make me cute and gassy so i will make cute little anime farts to make my boyfriend mad and have to punish my stinky little bummy wummy?

>> No.12760290

>>12760280
Food loaded with lead, arseneic, and sage.

>> No.12760295

*SNIFF*

>> No.12760296

>>12760290
o(﹏)o

>> No.12760302

Google ba test kitchen Claire, she is queen of the braps
or just eat beans and don't chew them very well

>> No.12760416

only girls can have cute anime farts, gay boys with blown out sphincters are exempt

>> No.12760624

>>12760416
but what if i am a girl (male) :>

>> No.12760661
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12760661

>>12760280
Are you in the UK? Since your bf likes farts you probably are. Try this.

>> No.12760665

The cancer is strong in this thread

>> No.12761182

>>12760280
Cyanide

>> No.12761184

>>12760280
lmfao you're still here? just visited /ck/ after half a year