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Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:35:36 2019 No.12748698 [DELETED]

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Flatmate put laxatives in brownies as a prank, but I didn't poop, so now I'm more worried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:36:19 2019 No.12748700 Am I okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:44:52 2019 No.12748728 >>12748700 Only if you haven't pooped in well over a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:45:24 2019 No.12748729 >>12748728 I haven't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:47:03 2019 No.12748734 >>12748698 maybe they didn't put any laxatives in it. an even easier prank to make you nervous for a few hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:48:31 2019 No.12748739 >>12748729 Lots of caffeine, water, and vitamin c might help get you moving if you are in discomfort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:51:09 2019 No.12748745 >>12748698 STOP. POSTING. ANIME.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 22:51:39 2019 No.12748751 >>12748698 do you have something stuck up there anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:07:04 2019 No.12748798 remember to stay hydrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:15:48 2019 No.12748826 >>12748745 but silly anon, 4chan has anime at its roots!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:16:52 2019 No.12748828 File: 93 KB, 696x716, 1412879779192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748745

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:19:22 2019 No.12748834 File: 84 KB, 384x384, 1529688085929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748745

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:20:19 2019 No.12748837 >>12748734 maybe the entire story was invented and the prank was on us all along...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:23:19 2019 No.12748847 >>12748837 Deep

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:23:37 2019 No.12748848 microwaved bread can killl a man

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:37:11 2019 No.12748887 >>12748745 Fuck off /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:45:03 2019 No.12748912 >>12748745 GO. BACK. CASUAL.

Anonymous Wed Aug 7 23:58:13 2019 No.12748948
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>>12748698
That's an old trick from gradeschool, people would give ex-lax to dummies and tell them it was chocolate then time how long it took them to run to the bathroom, if they weren't near a bathroom then they were shit out of luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 00:16:20 2019 No.12748976 >>12748826 >posting on 4channel What is this 4chan you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 00:21:29 2019 No.12748992 >>12748698 Then he either A) didn't B) did but it was so deluded the body didn't pick it up

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 00:25:37 2019 No.12749001 >>12748992 diluted*

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 00:28:47 2019 No.12749006 File: 82 KB, 1024x1280, f4707f1eb60c3a5f59410d0ae01d8b57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748976 It's right in the name lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 00:37:51 2019 No.12749028 >>12748948 what does it feel like? can't you just clench your bumhole shut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 01:10:18 2019 No.12749121 >>12748739 Sauerkraut, prune juice are also good catalysts. And for me personally, the instant vegetable broth does it, too. Big pot, really hot, extremely concentrated. Goes right through in under an hour. No matter what I have eaten before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 01:13:32 2019 No.12749128 >>12749028 I don't know, I was never the target of that prank but I suspect it's like a hangover shit where it's a fast run to the nearest toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 01:25:41 2019 No.12749171 File: 291 KB, 806x578, BASTARD!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748745 You just outed yourself out as a newfag, how do you feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 02:25:24 2019 No.12749343 File: 249 KB, 627x342, sillycon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748745 Manga's okay though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 02:27:16 2019 No.12749345 >>12748698 >anime poster >European You deserve whatever's coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 02:27:59 2019 No.12749346 File: 52 KB, 533x313, IMG_20190726_183805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748745

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 03:01:01 2019 No.12749429 >>12748698 >>12748729 Magnesium Citrate. Start with a half bottle, then finish it if you don't move. Drink a ton of water with it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 03:42:59 2019 No.12749530 >>12748745 Anime website.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 05:17:45 2019 No.12749715 File: 12 KB, 200x200, 38934829_2140117036236194_909363302773wjJY5c9BYyAilIniKuqJEc7GtREhWwA9M_list.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12748698

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 05:22:48 2019 No.12749726 >>12749530 >Anime website. Yeah 15 years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 07:12:55 2019 No.12749955 >>12749726 Yeah, like, omg, guys, don't you know it is, like, 2019 now? Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 8 08:04:21 2019 No.12750056 >>12749006 I don't know what you are talking about. There is no 4chan in 4channel.

Anonymous Thu Aug 8 08:21:41 2019 No.12750101

>>12749726
Weird how a website created for and about japanese animation would be unwilling to ban or do away with safe for work anime shit posts on boards that have nothing to do with anime.

It's almost like it always has been and always will be, an anime website.
Shocking I know.

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