/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12735743
Yeah when I’m thirsty I drink water

god i wish that were me

Water tastes like the inside of your mouth, so if you have bad breath or a cavity or something, water tastes absolutely dreadful.

>>12735803
thats why i dont drink water anymore only Coca-Cola®

>>12735803
Try flossing and going to the dentist Nigel

>drink water after eating incredibly savory dish
>water now tastes savory

no thanks, i need soda/wine/etc quench my thirst after eating something strong and savory m8

>>12735803
What.

Is this true? Water always tastes like water

>>12735866
no, there's something wrong with that guys mouth

>>12735743
I hear gay people drink water.

It's funny because no human drank water until mid 1900s when industry started shilling it really really really hard.

>>12735803
>>12735832
>>12736347
>>12736356
Sorry, got thirsty after looking at this

>>12736363
OmG STOP SHILLING WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for reel tho water is cringe and blue pilled, its laced with ssri drugs, birth control estrogens, and if it turns frogs gay, u can probably expect that skyrocketing water consumption is responsible for the current epidemic of gender dysphoria in humans

just my 2c

>>12736373

>eat something savory and hot, maybe even spicy
>chug back ice cold water after

Holy fuck does a better sensation exist?

r/hydrohomies need to leave

>>12736405
for me its milk

>>12735743
No lie, when I was around 19-21 I started to taste the differences in different waters and I haven't had soda in 5 years.

>>12736407
I don't know what that is but I'm gonna take a quick sip

>>12735743
How can you ever be the same person again? Each moment you are changing in a multitude of subtle and complex ways, never again to return to the you of a previous moment.

>>12736427
Well you still havent changed from being a faggot.

>>12736427
>>>/lit/

why cant americans drink water?

>>12736437
Soda has water in it. Flavor matters in America.

>>12736440
That's why I enjoy the great flavor of water anon. My throat's a bit dry, let me take a good gulp real quick

>>12736427
Pull up that clip Jamie

>>12735743
>Why is water the best drink of all?
Water is the 21st best drink after lemonade, iced tea, gatorade, margaritas, coke, orange juice, cream soda, piña coladas, ramune, kool-aid, ginger ale, mojitos, fassbrause, hawaiian punch, frozen daiquirís, horchata, frappuccinos, ice cream floats, v8, and slurpees.
Mostly it's for fatties who are frustrated they can't have enjoyable drinks, hence all these threads where they try to convince themselves and everyone else that what they're forced to do is somehow preferable to what they can't do.

Crummy water? I'd rather drink pokemon creatures.

>>12736640
While I agree that pretending that a literally insipid drink is the most enjoyable drink and telling everybody every two seconds how much you love it is a classic fattie LARPing as healthy thing, I couldn't help but notice you missed coffee in that list or find some of those beverages cloyingly sweet.

>>12735803
That's why I have my girlfriend spit water from her mouth into mine. I never brush my teeth, so this makes the water taste better.

>tfw you actually enjoy the taste of water
too bad that there are hormones in it so I'm actually slowly turning into a woman

>>12736373
Based gay-turning technology

>>12735743
Fun fact: if you're thirsty, there's a 100 percent chance you're dehydrated.

>wake up, drink water
>Go to gym, drink water
>Out of the shower, drink water
>Go for a drive, drink water
>Vidya, drink water
>Lay down for bead, still drinking water

It truly is the ultimate beverage

>>12735743
Water is below milk and juice in oral rehydration efficiency.
Water is bad, filled with medical waste and experimental substances to sterilise and mentally handicap the masses.

>>12736868
It really is a problem that water isn't taken that seriously. People drink it all the time without questioning how good it is.

>>12736640
>all these women and boomer drinks
Water is top 5 easily

it doesn't taste like shit that's why

>>12735803
How putrid is your mouth? I have cavities which cause bad breath and water just tastes like water.

>water is off in my house
>haven't eaten, drank, used the bathroom, washed my hands or face in over 24 hours

life is suffering. repairman comes in an hour. Will probably cost $1000 to replace the well pump.

>>12736962
So you live in the woods or some shit and don’t have like an emergency supply of water or a rain barrel or anything?

Sometimes when I'm stressed I don't want to drink water.

>>12735743
>letting youself get thirsty
U ain't hydrated dawg

>>12737006
Why are niggers so appealing? They are loose and honest.
What would a white American say?
>OH! Here, let me get you some water. (woman)
>Yeah I get thirsty a lot, too. (autist)
>Yeah, it's hot today. (also autist)
>Gotta keep up that hydration... (normalfag talking to autist)
>They sell water bottles over in my store for $3. (jew)
>Well, at least you don't drink soda. Hahaha! (boomer)
>Water is very important. (employed autist)
>Let's hit the watering hole. (well-adjusted person)

Im so proud of you all for drinking water all the time. Its just so good and good for you.

>>12737016
>Let’s hit the watering hole!
>not a full blown autist

>>12736847
>Fun fact: if you're thirsty, there's a 100 percent chance you're dehydrated
Wrong. Your body is way more sensitive to a lack of water than to a lack of food (you might die after months with no food; you will die in a couple days with no water), and thirst kicks in long before you're even close to actual dehydration:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6514825
>The results indicate that during free access to water humans become thirsty and drink before body fluid deficits develop, perhaps in response to subtle oropharyngeal cues, and so provide evidence for anticipatory thirst and drinking in man.
The idea people aren't drinking enough water partially comes from that 8 glasses a day myth:
https://www.bmj.com/content/335/7633/1288
>A suitable allowance of water for adults is 2.5 litres daily in most instances. An ordinary standard for diverse persons is 1 millilitre for each calorie of food. Most of this quantity is contained in prepared foods. If the last, crucial sentence is ignored, the statement could be interpreted as instruction to drink eight glasses of water a day.

>>12735803
I have gingivitis and water tastes amazing

>>12737016
>SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP. (dog)

>>12737019
>Im so proud of you all for drinking water all the time. Its just so good and good for you.
t. kidney damaged protein leaker
https://www.renalandurologynews.com/news/too-much-water-could-be-harmful/article/118792/
>Drinking two liters of water per day may not benefit most individuals and even could be harmful, investigators say.
>At the Canadian Society of Nephrology annual meeting here, re-searchers from the University of Western Ontario, also in London, presented a study showing a significant correlation between excess urine production—which is usually caused by excess fluid intake—and proteinuria.
>The large population-based study uncovered a five-fold higher risk of proteinuria among people with polyuria than among those with normal urine volume, even after taking into account such factors as age, sex, and estimated glomerular filtration rate.
>>12736868
>Water is below milk and juice in oral rehydration efficiency.
Yeah, pretty much any non-alcoholic drink is at least as hydrating as water.
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/103/3/717/4564598
>Cumulative urine output at 4 h after ingestion of cola, diet cola, hot tea, iced tea, coffee, lager, orange juice, sparkling water, and a sports drink were not different from the response to water ingestion.

For me its discord tranny bath water

>>12737347
>not tampon tea
cumon step it up