/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Damn. I know that feel.

Dude bowls are literally like 2 dollars at any store and you can usually buy 5-10 for less than 20.

>>12730518
You fool. It is next to impossible to find the perfectly shaped bowl. You can't be satisfied with just any bowl.

>>12730441
my nigger. i have one black cha-wan style bowl, $1 at goodwill. i love my bowl, i eat everything in it.

>>12730518
That's not the point.

>>12730518
You forget that many people here are pisspoor and avoid spending money on anything unnecessary.

>>12730441
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi

>>12730518
>>12730530
I'm rich because I don't waste money on bowls. no one needs 10-20 bowls. or other such baubles.

but I just bought a crossbow today because it was on sale. I probably won't ever use it, knowing me. but if the civilized world stops bringing me food at my command, it'll save me one stop during the riots that follow. I won't have to burglarize a weapons shop.

>>12730441
F we're here if you need us

>>12730441

Guess you'll have to start eating out of the pan from now on.

>>12730601
fucking bowl eaters thinking they're better than us

>>12730441
Time to start living in a wine barrel and masturbating in public. It's the only reasonable solution.

>>12730441
Are you the anime mug guy?

>>12730709
are you the person who keeps asking me that

>>12730765
Why don't you eat out of one of your mugs?

>>12730776
1) I'm not hungry yet
2) my mugs are precious, mostly, and the ones that aren't would be hard to eat from

>>12730441
>I think it was just in the cupboard when I moved in.
So you really have no idea what that bowl was used for before you got your hands on it...

>>12730814
and you do know what all your bowls were doing before you got them?

>>12730830
Yes. They were packaged and sitting in a store.

Jesus Christ op go to home goods or Ross or whatever overstock store is near you and buy new bowls for like 30 cents, you can probably get a set of 5-10 for like 4.99$

>>12730843
and the wal-mart gnomes made those bowls in the night because everyone knows gnomes can't resist pottery if you leave them the ingredients

>>12730843
Walmart employee here, on the night shift I rub my balls on plates, bowls and fart into mugs

>>12730852
I don't know, I kind of liked the suggestion to just rebuild the bowl.

though a trial assembly caused me to note I am missing a piece

>>12730884
what the fuck is that thing housing that spoon on the right side of the image?

>>12730952
that's the door of my toaster oven

>>12730884

>I kind of liked the suggestion to just rebuild the bowl.

Make sure you do it right.

>>12731073
Don't d oit
Gold causes feminizing blood poisonin in men

>>12731073
>do something right

well I usually accomplish things, just not the way people wanted me to

>>12730884
>>12730967
Fine, I'll fucking bite.

WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR KITCHEN SO FUCKING DIRTY? Jesus christ, it's like you're trying to see how much fucking filth you can let pile up on your counter before it starts producing its own food. There is no good reason to let your shit get that fucking filthy, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE JUST COOKING.

FUCK. WIPE IT DOWN, YOU HUMAN TRASH.

>>12731130
This is anime mugs, he only buys what he needs, he does not need soap apparently

>>12731130
That looks clean to me. I don't even have space on my kitchen bench. There's nothing wrong with a home that is actually lived in.

>>12731130
>you have to have a reason your kitchen is dirty

I don't need reasons for everything.

>>12731130
You missed the first thread with him.

>toaster oven starts on fire again

damn maybe the clean freaks on here have a point, I think it's from uncleaned grease build-up. Luckily I've long since put up a smoke curtain in the kitchen because of the frequency of smoke, but I may need to consider a fire extinguisher too. The apartment block has some but knowing this place, they probably expired in the 50's.

at least I got smoked salmon now

>>12731244
That's shopped. I know because I've seen many shops in my time and can tell by some of the pixels.

>>12731244
Between this guy and Code's SALTED EGG experiments, /ck/'s been great for OC lately.

I can eat of off flyers for a while, but I should get a new bowl soon. First attempt at taping the bowl back together didn't go well and I don't think superglue is safe to be near food. also I forgot to season my salmon in the kerfuffle so it just tastes like ash.

>>12731244
How much do you make a year? Serious question.

>>12730441
>I should get an unbreakable one now
I think all bowls are breakable.

>>12730441
>has enough money for internet, phone and camera
>only one bowl
>????
>priorities

jesus fuck you're disgusting, do you even know what a girl smells like with a kitchen like that?
holy hell

>>12731299
well I only work more or less part time, but it's fine because I live so cheaply that I make way more than I require even working half as much as most people.

But I really should get a girlfriend, because if I get a better job, I'll have to be away from home for weeks at a time and they'll be no one to watch my cat. Plus I'm starting to doubt my capability to competently make meals so I might just start paying someone to do it, which would require more money. I already do that 50% of the time anyway.

>>12731312
All except for one,I guess.

>>12730830
I don't know about you, but I tend to wash strange bowls before I use them

>>12731263
Classic. Thanks for posting this, anon.

>>12731468
oh and washing it is supposed to solve whatever mystery events you are scared the bowl partook in before you met it?

>>12730554
Americans truly are retarded

>>12731337
No girl will ever come near you when you are a mentally deranged person with no control over their life and no sense of hygiene

>>12731324
That kitchen probably smells better than the average femoid

>>12731073
thanks tumblr

>>12730441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtkbfkmW808
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>>12731481
don't worry bro, it'll be fine to never prepare for disaster

that truck bringing fudge to wal-mart near you will never stop coming on time every day

>>12731501
Why not

>>12730810
Mugs in plural? Have any pic? Just curious

Haven't seen that much autism outside of /jp/ in a while.

>>12730441
F

>>12730765
Show us the new arrivals.

>>12730554
based lol

I came because I heard mugbro was here

>>12731591
>>12731901
ugh I'm so tired. picture taking might be hard.

and I'm trying to figure out which legend of galactic heroes mug I want. There's a few options. I dunno which direction I should go.

>>12732003
I would definitely get the imperialism one.

why are animefags so mentally ill?

>>12732013
there's also a yin-yang sort of one

>>12730554
Lol have fun getting shot retard lmao a crossbow

>>12732022
That's a tough call. Imperialism didn't seem to really fit the dimensions of the mug. How would the Yin-Yang one turn out?

>>12732013
why would you want imperialism, the world needs peace

>>12732041
it'd look okay

>>12732048
I'm back on the imperialism one. The Yin-Yang is getting cropped pretty harshly.

>>12732017
>I own one bowl an several custom made anime themed mugs.

When you're absolutely, 100% sure you'll never have someone you're attracted to in your home.

>>12731901
anyway I've been really neglecting my collection, so these might have already been seen, but I think these are the newest ones.

>>12731299
i thought you where me for a second, asshole.

>>12731591
OP is a celebrity around these parts.

https://imgur.com/r/4chan/h3eduln

>>12732079
>The one in the bottom right is dirty

>>12732087
well some mugs get used more than others

>>12732059
yeah I might just get it designed myself or something rather than deal with these crops.

>>12730441
F

>>12731291
>I can eat of off flyers for a while

>>12731073
Looks like shit, feudal japan was literally tumblr cosplay

>this is how that buyfag lives
I’m never letting it down in /a/.

>>12730554
How are your beets doing, Dwight?

My cat broke my favorite bowl a while ago. Unfortunately she passed away 3 weeks ago. I miss that bowl breaking brat of a cat so much.

>>12732729

>>12732729
Get a dog dude

>>12732729
You're living a wildly different life than OP.

>>12732083
Doing god's work anon.

>>12732729
she will be missed. pretty kitty.

>>12730441
>>12730535
This. It's the ultimate appreciation for your bowl. It becomes a truly special item then and it will radiate that because of the effort you put in.

Something like a normal lighter becomes a special one because your grandfather had it with him in a war

>>12730554
>retard who underestimates the bowl

>>12732729
rip kitty

also rip mug anons bowl

I want to be friends with mugbro

>>12732083
Wow can't fucking read any of the images. Good job antposter

>>12734222
Lmao get a load of this idiot trying to read pictures.