/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12729889
>>12729894
>>12729903
>>12729906
>>12729908
>>12729915
>cooking with jack

>>12729929
TBSP

>>12729885
>Gay TV
I agree.

>>12729885
that's so wholesome

>>12729952

>>12730144
WHY DO YOU POST THIS

>>12730208

>>12729881
Anyone got the Virgin/Chad Eggman pic?

>>12729885
Not fair Bros AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH So lonely and horny

>>12729941
Cream cheese AND ranch dressing. Fucking Amerilards.

>>12729885
Jesus...even that fucker has a cute girl. What the fuck is wrong with me

>>12729885
so how does his body work if his lower half is gone?

>>12729885
The giant GAY watermark is really distracting

>>12731410
Someone has to hold the camera in the relationship...

>>12731415
Not the 1//2 and 4/5 of a couple?

>>12729885
I see, feminism hasn't caught up yet.

i cant wait for the same webms

>>12731612

>>12731456
Some say it's better than busting a nut!

>>12730191
Ready for lunch? Take this glass jar out of the refrigerator and immediately pour boiling water into it right over your crotch!

>>12731790
3 min rule.

Enjoy.

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>>12729885
did he get attacked by an escalator?

Ice cream.

>>12731834
Well thanks but those recipes are pretty bad in general like the salmon one, it's exactly what I would have done if I hadn't watched this video. Or the french toast apple pie one that uses "apple pie spices" and apple juice ffs

>>12731976
That is dole fresh

Did a middle aged housewife from Facebook just dump all these?

>>12731850
One of them almost killed my grandfather, but fortunately his Egyptian friend helped him

>>12729881
Wow in 3d thank /ck/ the king!

>>12732132
Is this porn?

>>12729885
What the actual fuck

>>12729885
Does his Penis still work?

>>12729885
Why the fuck would she wear those shoes for that?
Crazy.

>>12731834
Are these videos serious or made as a joke?

>>12730144
i bet women find this "empowering"

>>12731450
you mean 6/10 of a couple

>>12729885
american women are so fucking weak and pathetic. I need to find a savage bug bitch.

>>12731536
rip bear :(

>>12731410
>so how does his body work if his lower half is gone?
I don't know in this case, could be almost normal GI tract, or could be a colostomy bag or something we can't see. But, it looked normal. Dwarfs, just for instance, have normal developed sizes of genitalia and torsos, just squatty arms and legs and some crowding of their guts inside the rib cage.

>>12732488
>Does his Penis still work?
It's possible. But, it might not. In the case of paraplegics...when and if something gets messed up in the nerve communication-brain system, fact, something else takes over. People paralyzed from the waist down, for instance, can still ejaculate and create a child (Christopher Reeve) for example. What they don't get from stimulation in the original way(s) might instead by mapped to their outer ear, just for instance. Couples in this situation find this to be true, given enough time. Lick the ear, or kissing, and things are nearly normal.

>>12732490
>Why the fuck would she wear those shoes for that?
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it was only for filming day, but they were on-trend and very nice looking dress shoes.

>>12731606
>Oily cucumber
Wow, amazing

>>12729941
this has nothing to do with hot chicken and would not even taste anything like it

>>12729885
>Master Blaster.webm

>>12732334
Get off the board, Kujo.

>>12731616
Wings and breast are gonna be dry if the legs and thighs are done. Vegetables - soggy and bland. Does look pretty though.. Most of these recipes are gonna be pretty bad in actual practice. Just clickbait.

>>12731630
What a stupid gimmick. Canning jars are meant to be boiled anyways, you wanna do it like that just put them in a pot of water.

>>12731705
Aluminum is a neurotoxin and it reacts with salt. Do not do anything like this, ever.

>>12730144
That's fucking disgusting.

>>12729885
The new Banjo-Kazooie game looks fun.

>>12733783
sauce?

>>12733833
wife of the JunsKitchen guy on youtube. she's essentially made a youtube career out of marrying a japanese guy

>>12730265
vile

>>12733833
Rachel and Jun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiYyN8kF4is

>>12732315
this.
Looking for some funny webm's like wtf.
Especiallyu the click bait titles YOU BEEN ROASTING CHICKEN ALL WRONG ALL THESE YEARS

>>12729889
>purple onion
jesus christ

>>12731616
Nah, just spatchcock it and make a sauce with the spine.

>>12733783
a japanese girl with read hair?

Every thread is nothing but shitty buzzfeed meme recipes. I can't tell anymore if the guy posting them is doing it to laugh at them or actually thinks they're good.

>>12730129
>wholesome
The current circlejerk over "muh wholesome" is the worst thing to ever happen on the internet. Fix yourself.

>>12731394
I actually may make this

>>12734075
She's white and it's dye

>>12734033
Who honestly cares

>>12733484
t. Alex Jones

>>12734033
Honestly if the hunt is managed correctly why the fuck shouldnt people be able to eat whales? This is some bullshit holdover from the 1970s, liberal boomers cant die fast enough desu

>>12734177
>>12734166

>>12734085
I know right I just wanna laugh at egg man, this autist comes in DID SOMEONE SAY WEBM?

>>12734033
based nips

>>12734177
Most of the meat goes to waste because most of the Japanese public isn't even interested in it. They're continuing to kill whales out of pride, not for market demand.

>>12734179
why the fuck is this titled as seaweed? it's fried kale

>>12734136
I can't believe a Chinese person would want less fat on pork.

>>12730144
vile

>>12734179

>>12734206
>>12734223
Cabbage

>>12734254
https://youtu.be/YR_scr9al3o

>>12734033
Whale is good meat.

>>12729885
I can't be the only one who saw the LiveLeak watermark and the asian people and therefore expected something horrible to happen to little kid in the beginning.

>>12734304
What the fuck is he doing? Jesus christ, Asians are autistic.

>>12734483

>>12731976
Average day of a Brazilian

>>12734033
Fakku yu whaleru!

>>12734327
I miss this. This is an Asian dish I eat it very often when I was small. My parents will bring me to restaurants and they serve this. But now it's very rare to this. It used to have different colors.

>>12730191
>discard flavor packaging
>add msg filled chicken base

>>12734630
are you allergic to msg or something?

>>12734354
This looks pretty good and easy but what is he filling it with, chicken covered in what?

>>12734187
Holy crap what kind of fish is that? Or is it a whale?

>>12730241
Why not pound the chicken out instead?
>>12732703
You know salads usually have oil in them, right anon?

>>12734693
i'll pound yr fuckin chicken out, bro

>>12734716

>>12734136
I thought everyone loved fat ass pigs?
Even today I roasted a giant piece of Iberian pork loin, completely marbled with fat between the muscle fibers. Probably the best quality protein I have had this year.

>>12734234
Why does this idiot always have to make that stupid fake face? I don't believe for one second he enjoyed masticating that airline slop.

>>12734503
Looks amazing, to be honest.

>>12734819
>pleasebepatientIhaveautismtshirt.jpg

>>12734149
She's white but it's not dye.

>>12733453
So how would you cook it? Genuine question.

>>12733453
How would you cook it.

>>12734519
this makes me laugh as an asian

>>12731834
Thanks for posting, I appreciate new content.

>>12735051
Lie it down like normal but put a potato underneath to prop it up and allow some airflow.

>>12735136
One in 65..., WORTH IT.
Vielen Dank.

>>12735144
Um so just like in the Webm, just different container.

>>12735158
Bitte. =]

>>12735119
how does an asian laugh?

>>12735279

>>12732514
I maintain that apart from all the loltarded flipping technique, this is the one Jack .webm where it is something I would actually eat.

>>12734841
My father did this everyday when I was small

>>12731628
>How to fry potatoes
Can I have an how to boil egg webm too?

>>12735537
Wa La!

>>12735568
Are you kidding me? Wa La?

>>12735605

>>12731511
He couldn't just try and return the food and get a corrected order first?

>>12735630

>>12735643
When can people understand that rage is a human nature which is raceless?

>>12733328
stupid name, whats bad of a machine improving the spread on the sauce?

>>12735668
yeah it's almost like we're still living in 1350

>>12735668

>>12732444
what dont you understand?
They obviously met at some kind of amputee support group or something and shes a based bitch.

>>12734987
That's literally dog food

>>12735668
when can people understand that character traits are genetically heritable and races are just genetic clusters?

>>12734599
Are you jet li?

>>12732334

>>12734519
Whats wrong here

>>12733346
best in thread.

>>12731511
>white sneakers
dead giveaway.

>>12731976
those aren't avocados.

>>12730191
imagine being so broke that you consider as a lunch half a ramen packet

>>12731616
Heated tinfoil contaminates food. It should only be used cold.
Also, lemons + tinfoil makes it even worse!

>>12729885
>Asians don't have s-

>>12731616
i wish someone would touch me as gently as she put that rosemary into the top

>>12733577
10/10

>>12737733
Based Scott Rea. He should be more known here.

>>12731976
jesus, no wonder they're only like 4 cents a pound

>>12729885
As much as I love this, why not push him around in something with wheels?

>>12737130
you are supposed to put all the dishes on the middle and share them. No one eats a whole fucking fish by himself wtf ?

>>12734208
I think their instinct to torture an animal supersedes the instinct to eat fat pork belly. Slightly.

>>12734206
Reminds me of that docu about UK buffets narrated by renowned health guru Johnny Vegas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urEwGu7GO-s
15:35 for the "sea weed"

>>12734472
I watched it expecting to see some kid pee on the produce and finished feeling like an empty husk of a person

>>12734950
Every time someone gets scope eye there was some piece of shit asshole standing next to him letting it happen.
Good firearm discipline includes telling your fellow man when he's about to do something stupid.

>>12735347
You haven't seen the full video then.
What he did to that lovely piece of fish is a crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

>>12734519
i don't get it

>>12734327
what are these called? i keep seeing indians and asians make them but there's no name that i can search

>>12737831
Prawn crackers
Just like the file name says.

>>12737831
Krupuk if you want the Indonesian word.

>>12737831
Kroepoek in Indonesia
It's a prawn cracker like >>12737844 said

>>12737844
>>12737864
are there non-prawn-flavored vesrsions?

>>12737885
Yes. This is covered in the wikipedia article on "prawn crackers"
I would advice you to just kill yourself instead of trying to look that up, though.

>>12734858
COFFEE BUTTER!??! WTF

>>12737881
I'm assuming this is NK? Spooky.

>>12737904

>>12737919
that's from that weird indonesian guy that lives there, right

>>12737942
Yes.

>>12737743
I keep meaning to make more clips from his stuff.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1565030348536.webm

>>12735605
I never kid.

>>12737974

>>12729885
>tfw no Asian gf to ride around the grocery store

>>12737733
Amazing technique, to be honest.

>>12729889

Measures shit in 'cups'. Well what size fucking cup you dumb cunts? My cup is fucking huge, holds nearly a litre of tea.

>>12738294

>>12737751
She's missing a fucking hand

>>12734950
I almost did this my first time

>>12734858
Not even cast iron!

>>12735233
kek

>>12738336
atleast she can laugh about herself. fucking phones.

>>12734858
>coffee...
Did I missed a step?
Where did the coffee come out, looked more like Butter and Spinach steak.

>>12733936
in russia, food eats you

>>12731394
>>12734145
>monkey bread with bananas
I haven't had this shit since home ec in 9th grade but I never actually thought about adding bananas.
I think I will also make this soon.

>>12729889
>boiling biscuits
>>12729932
>rubbing taco seasoning on a roast chicken
>>12729941
>whatever the fuck this is
>>12730144
>i fukken dry heaved

I CAN'T EVEN KEEP THIS UP. TRULY ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR.

>>12738566
The whole thing is planned and she is grinning in joy at the thought of other people watching the sequence, starring her.

>>12738791

>>12738699
They pour melted coffee butter into the ziplock bag for the steak to absorb.

>>12738835
Yep see it now.
Didn't even see the captions the first 3 times I watched it.

>>12737797
I let it happen because it's the only way they will learn.

>>12731536
im legit surprised he dosent eat the rind as well. bears eat anything.

>>12731620
>adding even more salt to a bloody mary or a bloody ceaser
wew lad.

>>12731384
>soyboys shaky hand can barely rip apart that horrible dry biscuit

>>12738817
based geoDICK

>>12730144
>chomping down on that donkey dong as fast as she can
checked

>>12731606
had this at a szechuan place recently and damn it's good

>>12738480
He should dump her and get a bitch with 2 hands

>>12737733
God I wish that was me

>>12729885
The new Banjo and Kazooie game looks pretty good

>>12729885
thats so fucking bad for her back. I hope she rarely carries him like that.

>>12737130
you dont have to be a chink to see how retarded they are. they are clearly eating out of serving dishes. thats autistic as fuck.

what the fuck is wrong with americans

>>12731610
This cunt knows nothing about brining a bird. White meat is delicious but it is a blank canvas. Proper brining has so many other colours to paint with. Juniper. Herbs de provence. Even american bourbon can be strewn into a brine to the advantage of the bird. 0/10 would not go to her "spanksgiving ball" or whatever this cunting nigger calls her feast of bland decrepancy.

>>12737130
They're being silly to make a joke. Even if you've never had Chinese at a restaurant before, everybody knows a feast when they see it.

>>12735668
This guy has never lived in a black neighborhood.

>>12731673
...just show me where to jizz so I can get this lady her drink

>>12731976
>theres a lady who puts 2 stickers on each bunch.

well i guess someone has to

>>12733936
wonder what it taste like

>>12734327
they serve those in my local chinese restaurants

>>12732132
it makes me upset she cant scoop ice cream for shit

>>12735643
looks like my local chinese restaurant from burbank, i guess all chinese places in LA look like this

>>12740100
When I went to LA there was this place called Yakisoba (I guess it's related to the brand of instant noodles). It was the most horrific asian food I have had, and I've been to Panda Express and to some pretty terrible chinese buffets.

>>12739479
Maybe only those people want that food and their happy that way.

Communism doesn't need to be in everything, chang

>>12735608
I said "oh no" at least six times watching this

>>12729889
>purple onion
>1 can Pillsbury™ Grands!™ Refrigerated Southern Style Biscuits
Whoever made this """recipe""" should have their kitchen confiscated

>>12731620
If you drink bloody Mary’s you might as well just stay in and drink from the bottle you alcoholic

>>12734887
Shes a nigger and its alive.

>>12734168
The frogs are gay, anon. Theyre fucking fags.

>>12734519
Fucking old ass dude eating the whole fish makes me raff every time

>>12737919
that vendor woman is a qt

>>12734033
>boohoo muh whales

I bet it tastes great

>>12737733
Why even do all that when you just dump em in the boil anyway? What's the point?

>>12739395
sup tranny

Does anyone have that webm of a Big Mac being turned into wraps? Been looking for it for a while.

>>12733783
i find some japanese/asian girls attractive but their "im so cute like a cartoon" shtick if fucking embarrassing to watch. they ALL do this shit it takes away any attractiveness they might have had. is it even possible for an asian girl to be sexy and not just "cute?"

>>12734290
>robe of shredded potatoes
my curiosity has been peaked