/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I like asking for extra pickles then taking off all the pickles before eating it

I don't eat burgers because I'm healthy.

more like Whatavirgin

>>12722491
>someone actually took this photo
Why do these people have to exist? Can we exterminate all Americans right now?

>>12722495
You monster

>>12722491
that says noino on

>>12722503
Got 'em

>>12722491
Based touhou, based whataburger, you're probably the most based person on /ck/ right now. I get extra ketchup and some bacon. Vegetables depend on my mood.
>>12722509
>>12722503
Cringe, cope, seethe, dilate, have sex, etc.

>>12722509
Fuck you anon. OP's doll is really cute

Must exclude American cheese adjacent product, must include buns, patty, lettuce, tomato and sauce to be called a burger.

>>12722735
>Must exclude American cheese
What's wrong with American "cheese"?

>>12722756

>>12722491
my friend 'three little words'

>>12722756
The flavour is worse than no cheese.

>>12722756
>Now Melts!

kys weeb

>>12722491
Tan Cirno is a fucking moron.

>>12722491
always order mine with
>no tomato
>onions (sometimes raw, sometimes grilled or caramelized)
>pickles
>lettuce
>cheese
>two patties
>either the house burger sauce or mayo and mustard

>>12722978
>>12723009
>>12722509
Why can't we all be nicer to each other

Add dem fajita veggies

Ketchup lettuce mayo cheese are required, as they make the experience taste great and can be on any burger, from shitty fast food to FINE DINING. For homemade, or fancier burgers, I like having a set run on the meat, burger sauce, beer cheese, and a little bit of jelly

>>12723043
*dry rub

>>12722491
red onions, preferably still crunchy instead of overcooked

>>12722498
Do you do anything enjoyable?

>>12722491
Must have (if any are missing, it is not a burger):
>Patty
>Bun
>Cheese
>Bacon
>Fried Egg
Must exclude (if any are present, it is not a burger):
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Ketchup
Fine additions but not necessary:
>Mayo
>Onion (raw or fried, not grilled)
>Jalapeno
Doesn't matter either way:
>Pickles

>>12722760
>Not an obvious plant product
Oof

>>12723023
Not a chance, weeb trash

>>12722491
cute ciruno
but onion is tasty...

>>12722491
isn't that the guy from VRChat?

>>12723300
>No lettuce
>No tomato

Manchild detected

>>12723449
>make a salad
>call it a burger
Why is this allowed?

>>12722760
"American" flavored...
what part of the "American"? What variety of "American"?

Cheeseburger plain. fite me

>>12723543
>American" flavored
Probably a real bland and simple taste to it. Mutts wouldn't be able to comprehend something as complex tasting as cheddar

>>12722760
wHy is It SpeLLeD liKe MeMes

>>12723562
Probably helps Americans sound out the words. W is for Walmart

Rhubarb lemon ginger aioli It’s good

Raw chopped onions
Red onions
Grilled onions
Caramelized onions
Onion bun

>>12722509
hey man dudes just enjoying his burgers

Must exclude poop, broken glass, nails, and poison

>>12723543
I'm American so it probably tastes like me.

>>12723728
>american flavor
>taste like you
>you came from your mom
> i eat it
>basicly eat your mom
later virgins

>>12722491

>>12722756
>Now with 30% more sawdust and Still Melts!

>>12722491
>NO|NO ON
What did he mean by this?

>>12723825
I want a taste of that
The Burger looks good too

>>12723300
>bacon and fried egg
What? The fuck are you on about? Those are always an optional addition if at all available in just about every burger shop, never a main part of the burger. Cheese too, though thats way more popular.

MUST HAVE: Lobster meat, black truffle, hollandaise sauce.

MUST EXCLUDE: Beef

>>12722491
Cute Cirno.
>>12723023
Enjoy the culture war between offsite niggers and the original habitants.
>I come to 4chan to shitpost when im bored and checked all my social media out. If I want serious discussion I‘ll just hop on my subreddit.

Im basic af, I just require the meat to be done well. But a god cheese and fresh cucumber is dope

>>12723023
To be fair tho, Cirno a baka

>>12723543
tastes like freedom. euroshits btfo

>>12722491
is soi a standard ingredient in whataburger burgers? ive never seen someone have to ask for that to be left off

>>12724083
So bad cheese and sugar buns with bad quality meat?

>>12724088
no. i cant explain what freedom tastes like, you just know. you will never know

>>12724088
better than euroshit beans on toast boy

>>12724095
>Britain is all of Europe
Enjoy your second rate burger mister mutt

>>12724104
>europoor thinks he knows anything about burgers
an american who thinks mcdonalds burgers are good has more knowledge of burgers than you

>>12722491
>tan Cirno

>>12724119
>He thinks any american burger is greater than their trash mcdonald
Wow mutt-san, maybe you should try some real food?

>>12724104
Woahhh you got a licence for that greentext buddy. I will enjoy it, and I'll do so when/however I want.

>>12722491
Fuck off uriel!

>>12722491

I like all burgers and everything on them. Im AMERICAN after all. Pickles are my one thing though. I want like 2 small pickles on my burger the rest ill pull off.

>>12722491

Green chile double with bacon and spicy ketchup on it.

>>12723261
I just realised the hose runs through his left sleeve into the bottle :O

>>12722491
DESU my taste in burgers is really basic. Either
>cheese, ketchup, mustard, and pickles
Or
>cheese, BBQ sauce, fried onions
Maybe something with chipotle mayo if I feel like mixing it up.

>>12722491
Lookin' good

cept the no onions part
I like onions

>>12722491
Nothing because I'm not a picky child

no pickles
no ketchup
no mustard
no mayo based sauce
even writing these words feels nasty, I wouldn't say them aloud

for me its no mayo. I wont specify no cheese but I dont think it adds a whole lot and prefer it without.

>>12722760
>56% more flavour

>Order burgers without sauce
>Thinly spread mayo on when I get them
Am I the only one? I hate when they just glob that shit all over the burger.

Also fuck ketchup and heinz mustard.

>>12722491
bro, I saw you in person. You should lose the fedora to be honest.

>>12722498
You don't eat bread, salad, and hamburger meat?

Grilled onions, cheese (preferably cheddah) maybe a light amount of bbq sauce. If its a patty i make myself i dont use any sauce, just onions and cheese. Maybe some grilled Jalapenos on top.

>chicago

>>12722491
No tomatoes. I will usually eat anything else on a burger unless it tastes exceptionally bad in that place.

>>12722491
That’s a lot of burgers. She met be really hungry

>>12725963
>calling burger toppings salad
fuck off yuro

>>12723586
Advertising to kids whilst teaching them to read. That's really fucking sad.

Imagine a grown man taking a doll into any public space and posing it for pictures.

>>12726939
Imagine hating other people's fun

>>12722491
What a cute and funny meal op haha

>>12727104
>fun
you're first to go

>>12727234
Fuck off back to pol with that shit

>>12723559
mozzarella and cheddar are far and away the most popular cheeses here and it isn't even close. the average non-poorshit has 10 different packages of cheese in their house and >>12722760 that ain't gonna be one of them

>>12727289
Fuck off back to virginity with that shit

i want my burger to be thin enough to take a bite out of, so no extra extra stuff. having said that, heres my favorite toppings, in order:
cheddar cheese
grilled onions
bacon
fresh onions
mustard
sour pickle
mayo
and my worst toppings:
hot peppers
ketchup (but actually its ok, im just opposed on principle)
french fries/potato chips
flavorless tomatos
barbcue sauce
american cheese (but actually its ok)

i used to get a burger with whole green chiles, that was actually memorable. may go back to Barneys to get that again some day. they also did a good feta burger.

>>12722491
must have:
meat
cheese
sauce
must not have:
green shit eg lettuce
tomatoes
pickles

>>12722491
Based and fumopilled. When you wake up to something like t his, it should be a good day.

For Sumimi, onions are a must have, but they must be sauteed. Pickles are also important. And that's why she's best 2hu.

>>12722491
Just mayo pickles and cheese. Braums feeds me everyday

>>12726937
I had these in my school, but it wasn't companies.

W was Water
X was Xylophone

>>12722491
>no onions

Orin doesn't like a lot of condiments on your sandwhiches.

>>12722491
Tell tan Cirno that she's a faggot.

At Whataburger, a whole jalapeno

>>12729577
Go with the noino on.

>>12722491
Best burger is a fry burger with gravy.

Bun a bit of gravy beef patty extra crispy fries cheese more gravy bun

>>12722491

>>12722491
fried onions and pickles

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>>12724370
Clever, ain't it? Nowadays you just pretend you're holding a bottle and CGI fixes all the problems

>>12727293
>Italian cheeses that aren't Mozzarella
>Ementaler
>Gruyere

lmao is this some kind of meme?

>>12723559
the ceo says this is the reason the burger didn't take off, sounds like it's just an excuse he came up with for the book.
don't get me wrong americans are dumb but not sure I believe this one.

>>12722491
Hello welcome to Whataburger can I take your order?

>>12731166
Where do I get 2hu plushies? They're real cute

>>12731177
go to >>>/jp/ on the fumo thread, theres sale periods with new releases and reruns every october and may, other than that you can use sites like yahoo auction japan and surugaya to find some, not every touhou has a fumo, only 27 separate characters have a fumo as of right now, if youre favorite isnt in the list you gotta do what i did with yuugi, make them!

>>12731166
If I ever see anyone doing this in public I'll dump a cola on your sex doll

>>12731194
no you wouldnt pussy, youd just grumble and walk away

>>12731194
>a cola
you mean a soda you fucking fag

>>12722491
>>12731166
These are very cute. I'm assuming you work at Whatburger. Do you just keep Cirno somewhere?

>>12731201
Yes i would, accident spilling in a resturant happens all the time

>>12731215
stop phoneposting faggot

>>12722491
>one of the reasons why I want to move down to texas for software engineering job and go to in n out and whataburger

>>12722491
Have this for getting burgers with no onions.Ever.

>>12731211
probably in the closet next to the paper towels and toilet paper

>>12722491
must have fried egg.

>>12722491
>NOINO ON
What did they mean by this?

>>12731375
...said no one ever

No tomato, lettuce, or mayo (unless I make the burger, bc I just want a lil bit). Onion, mustard, and pickle are necessary always

>>12723476

A "burger" without all the toppings is just a hamburger steak sandwich.

>>12731519
You disgust me

>>12731528
I'll bite your face, shitbird

>>12722491
>What is a must have on your burger
Buns and a patty.
>or a must exclude
I'd have to exclude inedible, poisonous, or hazardous to health ingredients.

>>12731539
Only on the lips

>>12723559
>americans are dumb but
What is the "but" for in there?

>>12722503
HEEM’d

>>12722491
Cirno is very good.

>>12722491

If theres something you cant eat on a burger you are a tastelet. Fact. Burger is the ultimate messenger for anything.

What is it you must have on your pizza? What is it that has to be excluded?

>>12732770
Pepper flakes are a must

>>12722491
And people say onions turn people into fags. Great taste in 2hus though, I give you that.

>>12722491
So is no one going to mention that he's eating 5 burgers in one sitting?