/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck you for putting ketchup on a dog

>>12724546
I can get that same shit for under $5 at a gas station and it'll be basically the same quality

>>12724614
It's always about money with you poors, isn't it

>>12724614
There’s less rat dropping filler

>>12724546
>hot dog
6/10 ok once in a while when in the right mood
>pretzel
2/10 who the fuck orders these for meal anyway? can't wait to eat a loaf of bread for lunch
>mystery drink (?)
probably in 4~7/10 range
all in all 5/10 and only for a dog.

>>12724666
The drink is a slurpee you expired tin of sardines

Hell, I'd eat it.

Carbs, carbs, processed smeat, sugar ice water and stuff that in no way resembles real cheese.

>He paid actual money for this garbage

>>12724546
acceptable

>that "pretzel"
do americans really

>>12724783
Americans seem to be opposed to breads with a crunchy crust for some reason.

>>12724670
whats that yellow pudding

>>12724609

>>12724546
Its just carbs. I bet youre fat

>>12724820
Looks like Mango yoghurt to me.

Yummy $.34 in flour,water and sugar. WOAH!!!! YOU GOT ALL THAT FOR $7

>>12724989
Did you miss the hot dog?

>>12724546
I can't think of one justifiable reason to pay $7 for that crap, and I'm usually pretty reasonable about this sort of thing.

>>12725035
Sorry, add on an extra 10c for the liquified beef lips they used to make the hotdog.

>>12724546
1400 calories right there you fucking fat fuck.

>implying the yogurt will help your "diet"

>>12724546
based target employee

>>12724783
I saw that Brezn in OP's pic and could hear the soft thrumming of my Bavarian ancestors spinning in their graves, about eight generations back. Jesus Fucking Christ you would get shot for serving such an abomination here.

Poison that takes the shape as food. Blows my mind that people willingly eat garbage like this. I wouldn't even serve this to prisoners.

that pretzel has enough carbs for 2 people.

>>12724546
the pretzels are ok but fuck target otherwise

>>12724546
What a terrible drink though.

Tendies

>>12725332
>those feet

>>12724546
Fuck. The list is ingredients of that yogurt. You know what my ingredient list for yogurt is? Milk.
Fuck.

>>12725315
slurpees are awesome

>>12725151
>lips
>still thinks hot dogs are mystery meat

>>12724820
I think it is actually 'cheese' sauce for the pretzel.

>>12724546
do Americans eat like that?
at this point it'll be healthier to just get mcdonalds.

>>12725481
>those thighs
she's probably 150kg

>>12725504
>Also known as "mechanically separated chicken," chicken trimmings are described by the USDA as "a paste-like and batter-like poultry product produced by forcing bones, with attached edible tissue, through a sieve or similar device under high pressure to separate bone from the edible tissue."

>Rather than simply being ground down, beef is mixed in with chicken trimmings and turned into the pink slime that haunts your dreams.

>>12724546
what the fuck is wrong with that pretzel? It looks shriveled.

>>12725663
Target uses Nathan's hot dogs now, though, which are 100% beef.

>>12724804
But there's both. And soft pretzels are delicious, fuck you.

I'd like to add some context for our friends abroad: this is from a Target's lil cafe stand that serves basic gas station tier snacks like slushies, popcorn, etc

So keep in mind with the negative replies that this anon's food came from a big box department store known for clothing and tvs and shit

>>12724783
>>12724804
>>12725220
>>12725756
Mechanically made and flash frozen and reheated

>>12724546
my target removed their food selling section ;_;
shopping while eating popcorn was the best

>>12725936
It's not like you can't get machine frozen, machine produced pretzels in Germany, you know. They don't look like that.

>>12725561
>thighs
you mean calves? is this really the current state of american education

>>12724546
>Ahhh... now that's a meal. And only $7.
Geesh, nothing looks properly cooked or fresh. Shame on you Target, and shame on you OP for thinking you'd like a pretzel and already seeing how freezer burnt or warmed over soggy that thing was in the glass case, and shrugging it off and ordering it all anyway.

>>12725943
Mine replaced it with a fucking Starbucks.

>>12724546
the slush looks like it already hit the point where it becomes a fucking ice block and you didn't even take one sip yet

>>12724609
based. mustard only or fuck off

Why is 4chan so goddamn slow today?
Images are loading like its 1996 and 56k dial up.

>"only" $7
??????????????

>>12725985
>being this much of a pedantic teen
sad

>>12724609
>ree ketchup hot dog ruined
Ketchup is the only condiment you NEED on a sausage.

>>12726114
..... slushies melt. Do you have the IQ of a pringle

>>12726172
its ok anon i mix up calves and thighs too sometimes

>>12726333
think he's referring to how slushies melt have the juice pool at the bottom, leaving flavorless ice behind. if you don't chug a slushie within minutes, this happens