/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ITS JUST GRILLED CHEESE

>>12721555
You seem to be forgetting Big Night.

>>12721555
Tampopo is the official movie of /ck/. We've been over this many times.

Jesus Christ. The only movie is EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN. Haven't you guys figured this out yet?

Chef fucking sucked. I hate Jon Favreau and his fat fucking pedophile face. You know those blubbering jowels have seen a heap of boy dick. No one makes a movie that boring. No one writes, directs and stars in their own movie unless they have an ego the size of the moon. Who likes this shit? Why is this movie so fucking popular? The food isn't even that good. It's just a bunch of french-inspired California cuisine that sub-100 IQs only buy for their instagram profiles. Fuck Jon Favreau

>>12722189
Yeah, if you're a stupid fucking aniweeb.

>>12721555
(((Jon Favreau))) (((Scarlett Johansson)))

God I fucking hate zoomers. The only choice is Babette's Feast.

>>12722197
>aniweeb
as much as you wish, you can't try to make up slang because it's cringe as fuck

>>12721555
Chef is a terrible movie by an insufferable LA faggot director who's the male equivalent of GOOP

>>12721555
No.

>>12721555
>forgetting the movie that inspired us all

>>12722198
You just summed it up, my man.

>>12722415
I saw /ck/ post this, and although I may be way too old to watch it for the first time, it was pretty wholesome.

>>12722226
STFU, aniweeb.

>>12722175
GOOD film.

>>12722175
>>12722189
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>>12722415
To qualify as /our/ movie it has to be something somebody’s watched, and nobody’s watched any of those bullshit movies. Chef is shit so the god-tier Ratatouille wins /ck/ movie, and /cock/ can exist again.

>>12722513
>big night
>tampopo
>eat drink man woman
>babette's feast
>nobody has watched any of these movies
Holy shit you're new. These are the top four movies posted in every /ck/ film thread since the beginning of time.

Can you meatgazers tell me if this is /ck/?

>>12722562
Nah, it dabbles in FoH drama but isn't really about food or cooking in any way.

>>12722573
I guess I'll just pirate some food related anime.

>>12722513
I miss /cock/
Never forget the day that Jack met Jack.

JESUS CHRIST, LEGUIZAMO

>>12722513
There WERE movies made before the year 2000 you 18 year old NEET failure

>>12721555
What about Soul Food?

>>12722175
Minnie Driver was a hot piece of ass back in '97.

This is the only answer.

>>12722562
I watched it one night after drinking two big bottles of Delsym. At first I thought it was a werewolf movie, but it turned out to be about Pizza Hut, then I realized that it wasn't about either of those things. I turned off the tv and spent the rest of the night looking at myself in the mirror.

>>12723824
You should post more often.

>>12723824
>Delsym

>>12723819
what does Clerks have to do with cooking

>>12723853
they work in a store. store has food

>>12721555

>>12723853
she made lasagna i think

Bon mot!

>>12723860
kek

>>12722562
All you need to know is that it's fucking awful unless you're maybe 12 years old.

>>12723864
tell me more

>>12722562
Literally says "Dane Cook" on the cover, man.
That's as /ck/ as it gets.
Why are there so many Scandinavians here anyway? Is it because they can't afford to eat out so they all cook at home?

>>12722513
You don't seem like the kind of sensible person I would take seriously in real life.

>>12722681
GENTLEMEN OF /EDMW/ RISE UP

>>12721555

ratatouille was good

>>12722513
>Ratatouille
Fuck you fucking millennial fucktard with your fucking Disney shit. Go stuff another chain pizza in your stupid fucking mouth and stfu.

Tampopo it is. Moot said so back in 2012.

There was this French movie that was about a lady chef and some guy who might've been a chef too, I don't remember. It ended with the lady tasting something the guy made, and then telling him he used the wrong sugar. He then asked if she can taste the type of sugar he used, and then she said "No. I can taste the one you didn't use." or something like that. Anyone here know the name of that movie? I think it got an English remake as well.

Not a movie but the taco show on nutflix is great. Made documentary-style focusing on one taco-style per episode. Skip the episode with the tranny salesman and it's a great program.

American Psycho has some good food porn, especially in the beginning. Although it's more about the plating, because they go douchey restaurants you couldn't even get a reservation to, like Dorsia.

>>12724071
I've met Alfredo IRL

>>12722282
>>12723819
I think a movie only constitutes as a /ck/ movie if it's solely about or based around cooking and food.

>>12721555
Who’s Killing the Great Chefs of Europe (1978)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TKoWgW7TUU

>>12722513

If you've ever wondered why people never listen to you, it's because you're a meaningless, empty person.

>12724164
why the fuck would restaurants exist that wouldn't give reservations. thatd mean their was no customers dumbass

>nobody's posted the webm
ONE JOB /CK/

>>12724414
I honestly get a huge craving for grilled cheese every time I watch this scene. I know the whole "IT'S JUST GRILLED CHEESE!!!" thing but the fact that this scene can make something as simple as grilled cheese look incredibly appetizing is a sign of good direction.

>>12724182
>Alfredo

His name is Linguini you mong.

>>12721555
>watch a movie called Pizza My Heart
>a Romeo and Juliet type story about two teens from two rival pizza restaurant families that hate each other's guts
>the teens in love are honestly really adorable and fun to watch
>movie ends up making me depressed knowing that I'll never find love as wholesome as theirs and hungry for pizza from all the pizza making porn

Decent movie but is there any worse combination then hungry and depressed?

>>12724414
Damn it dad, you fuck up everything. I wanted a Kraft single and fry it in margarine

>>12722513
gas zoomers immeadietly

>>12722212
Plus rober downy jr. Basically iron man 2 with sandwiches

>>12724116
>Moot said so
Who the fuck is Moot?

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>>12724773
based