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Gf was gifted this at work... I've gone through some of the recipes and it makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.12712647

>>12712642
>a book helping your girlfriend feel better about her life makes you want to kys
Wow, what a supporting and loving boyfriend.

>> No.12712652

>>12712642
Imagine being such a snowflake that a women's cookbook which no one forced you to read has pushed you to the brink of suicide. Why is masculinity so fragile?

>> No.12712653

>>12712642

post recipes.

post them oriented properly, though.

>> No.12712656

>>12712642
>makes me want to kill myself.
do it fgt

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12712657

>>12712652

why are female jaws so fragile?

>> No.12712664

>>12712647
She thinks its horseshit as well because the woman on the front is a vapid rich housewife.

>> No.12712672

>>12712664
Based wife.

>> No.12712675

>>12712657
>answering a question with a question

Le epic troll

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>>12712653

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>>12712675

it's not a question deserving of a real answer.

>>12712676

oh my..

>> No.12712700

>>12712676
>organic free range chicken
>canned salmon

>> No.12712701

>>12712676
>watermelon and chicken

sue the writer for raycism

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>>12712676
>grilled chicken salad
>heat oven and place chicken on roasting pan
How does someone writing or editing or publishing let this just happen?

>> No.12712710

>>12712676
So, is My Dressing for Everything something that she gives the recipe to elsewhere in the book or are you supposed to buy it?

>> No.12712715

>>12712676

post dressing

>>12712703

i have no idea, lad. makes we wanna write a book.

>> No.12712725

>>12712676
give the My Dressing for Everything© recipe.

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12712733

Lol something a rich person would say.

>> No.12712743

>>12712676
dear god tell me what her dressing for everything is.....

>> No.12712751

>>12712733

how poor does one have to be to not be able to afford pictures that are right-side up?

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12712753

The dressing.

>> No.12712756

>>12712642
>Gf was gifted this at work... I've gone through some of the recipes and it makes me want to kill myself.
Author has a pretty solid consulting business model for more than a decade before the book was released. A lot of people will tell you that self-help seminars and authoring programs is where the really big money is at...imagine the income from being one of the highly paid invited speakers at every type of professional convention, from medical conferences to professional learning societies, the list is endless for someone who left a legal profession, cured post partum depression and got a degree in nutrition. Imagine being, oh say, and actress, and you're too damn tired to do 3 shows a day on Broadway at your age. Speed dial your nutritionist to prescribe the formula to stop your uhh menopause. It happens.

The author has a lot of self-help style affiirmations and -isms on the website, to be sure, but when and if your friends are all models, fitness freaks, execs and busy professionals, you've never seen people completely not eat for enjoyment but to be drug free and running marathons when they used to lay on the couch with rheumatoid arthritis. People will suck up any help they can if they feel like shit and they have money.

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12713304

>>12712642
>not having your gf use cowboy kent rollins' book to slowly turn her into a nice ranch wife

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>>12712753

>> No.12714651

>>12712753
So... vinaigrette?

>> No.12714657

>>12713304
I wouldn't surprised if somewhere they bundled this with a cast iron skillet. He is also a great Youtube personality.

>> No.12714658

>>12712753
She has really done it. The perfect dressing. All cooking has become pointless in the face of this achievement.

>> No.12714670

>>12713338
There's nothing offensive about that vinaigrette to be honest

>> No.12714869

>>12712753
>dijon or OTHER mustard
because erryone knows all mustards are basically the same