/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Foot long veggie delight on wheat. Provolone, toasted. Every veggie but black olives. Add avocado. Light southwestern sauce, light sriracha sauce. White chip macadamia cookie

>>12703856
uhhh-uh turkey on white footlong
>anything else on that?
*mumbles*
>can you repeat that?
n-no
>are you sure you don't want anything else?
*don't know what to do with my hands*
>uhhh, okay dude, that'll be $7.00 plus tip
*hand him a 20 and leave*

one creamy dreamy steamy log, please.

>>12703874
>coming right up!
>do you want that toasted?

>>12703893
no...

>>12703856
Meatball sub on Italian herbs and cheese bread with provolone.

>>12703856
I'll have a glass of water and an uncooked chicken tender with cleaning grade vinegar for dipping on the side please.

>>12703923
>of course
>what vegetables do you want?

>>12703856
One time when I was a kid my parents got into a fight in Subway and my mom started crying. Dad looked at me and said "what are you going to start too?" It got so bad that the manager came over to ask if everything was okay.

Flatbread foot long with shredded chicken, shredded cheddar, onions, tomatoes, and ranch.

>>12703856
I bet they play fantasy football and talk about sports and girls when business in slow. What a life!

>>12703856
Can I... Can I get a kiss from a cutie like you?

>>12703856
Foot long sweet onion chicken teriyaki on italian herbs and cheese with provolone, banana peppers, spinach, red onion and the sweet onion sauce.

Meatball marinara on a 6in Italian herbs and cheese. Provolone, toasted. Add tomato, banana pepper, onion. Now oregano, parmesan, and a squirt of vinegar. Perfect! Thanks.

>>12703856
hi yeah i ordered ahead. footlong of the day with onions, bell peppers, spinach and olives. mayo. ok thanks

>>12703966
They're un ironically cute.
would rape

>>12703986
based and sweetonionpilled. Id ad some black olives though

>>12703856

Foot long cold cut combo with cheese on oregano with lettuce, spinach, tomato, cucumbers, pickles, red onions, a couple green peppers and even less banana peppers, pepper, ranch and honey mustard

I used to get that twice a week when I lived in the city, shit's good and it's in the cheapest tier so it actually almost feels like it's worth the money. It's been ages since I don't live anywhere near a subway any more.

one 20z bottle of coke and two chocolate chip cookies please

>>12703856
Sorry, could you tell me where the Which Wich is?

Footlong Spicy Italian
>herb and cheese bread
>provolone
toasted
>then add a light handful of lettuce
>murder it with white onions
>light banana peppers
>liberal sweet onion sauce
>maybe a shake of salt and pepper or parmesan if i'm feeling fancy

>Steak and provolone, with tomatoes, mayo, black pepper the trinity of tasty sandwich
Fuck veggies and fuck sauce.

>>12704211
>ask for light lettuce
>get the same amount
>ask for lots of lettuce
>get the same amount

>>12703856
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>foot long italian bread
>italian BMT
>provolone, toasted with the bell peppers on it
>lettuce tomato onions olives banana peppers cucumber
>mayo mustard
>maybe some vinegar
cost me like$6.40 other day for one. good deal.

>>12703856
Meatball marinara, double meat, flatbread, extra mayo.

Hey G would you make me a sandwich?

>>12704256
Ask them for lettuce, then once they finish putting it on, get a couple more things and then ask for more lettuce.

>>12703856
Directions to literally anywhere else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN3vyOV5jBA

>>12703867
>olives
>veggies
lad

>>12703856

you want sandwich? you want love?

>>12703873
go back to r9k

Remember subway before they added in those toasters? It was so shitty.

>>12703938
this guy knows

Footlong Black Forest on Italian, American cheese and bacon; toasted; lettuce and cucumber, lite mayo

>>12706318
Nigger tier

pretty impressive actually, all the 3rd worlders here work at subway and just stare at you without saying a word expecting you to just start going off on your order.

I've had times where I've just stared back at them till they said hello and it was literally 3 minutes since I approached them as next in line.

I go to firehouse subs now, better subs and better service.

Fuck subway footlongs are only 11 inches.

Meatball marinara footlong on Italian, with cucumber, bell peppers, lettuce, bacon, and toasted

Yeah Ill have one forbidden one foot long

>>12703999
>pic
mods r dumb

>Your turn in line comes up
>Sandwich artist just looks at you expectantly with tired eyes, saying nothing

How it really happens.

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki, Italian herbs & cheese bread. Add every cheese (yes, every cheese). Toasted. Ranch, mayo, and honey mustard sauce.

It's fuckin' delicious, but everyone tells me it's an abomination.

just a sammy and a vb longneck

>>12703856
I wish the "Italian Hero" would come back. It had mortadella on it. And I don't mean the Italian or the BMT it was called the Italian Hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucTqtI8PWn8

>>12703856
*Open door for older lady and her husband and let them go ahead of me. Then I order.
Hi can I do a footlong spicy italian on italian herb bread?
>Sure, what kind of cheese would you like?
Swiss, please.
>Starts to put in toaster
Oh uh, don‘t toast it. NO TOAST.
>Opens oven, takes it out, turns around and apologizes.
It‘s ok.
>Now 16 y/o kid with acne or long hair
>What kind of vegetables would you like on that?
I will have pickles, olives, mustard, oil, vinegar, salt, and pepper.
>Puts 6 olives on the damn thing.
Can i do extra olives?
>What?
Extra OL-LIVES
>Yea
>Stares at sandwich for 10 seconds
>Um... what else on that?
Mustard, oil, vinegar, salt, and pepper.
>Ok
>You said salt and pepper too right?
Yea
>Do you want a soda or a cookie with that?
Nah
>Ok sir your total is $6.34 would you like your receipt?
No, thank you.

Every interaction at subway for me.

>>12703856
I’d like to bend him over the salad bar and give him my foot long. And then grab some bread, hold it down there and ask him to produce me a fresh steaming Spyro Special.

>>12703867
YOU. You, I like. But I'd also add olives, because i love them. Otherwise this is my perfect order, and frankly, it's the only order worth getting.

Every time I go to Subway the price they quote never matches what’s on the boards.
>Sub of the day: Chicken Ranch Melt and medium drink £2.50
>Order that
>That’ll be £3.20 please
Whut. Every fucking time.

I got the oven roasted today. I was on a jobsite and coworker took the truck and a subway was across the street. Haven't had it in years. It was awful. Seemed smaller portion than I remember, tasteless and the "chicken" clearly wasnt real chicken. Not even close. Like some rubbery tofu.

>>12703856
I saw a mom and her kid get a sandwich at Subway on my lunch break. The mom let the kid decide the shit that was going on the sandwich.
White bread and tuna, then the only other thing the kid wanted was pickles. The worker grabbed a large handful of pickles and put it on the sandwich, then without looking the kid asked for more, and the worker put on another handful. So much fucking pickles. I had trouble not laughing. The worker looked like he was dead inside.

>>12703867
No meat, absolute faggot.

>>12703867

>>12707620
...taxes exist.

>>12703867
>Veggie delight
Just get a damn salad

>>12708118
UK isn’t retarded like America and includes tax on all price tags. If it says £1 on the shelf then that’s what you pay.

>>12708120
But it's better on a sandwich.

>>12708129
Weird that £2.50 becomes £3.20, then, considering that £0.70 would be the UK sales tax on that. Or maybe you're just a retard and don't understand that some businesses do that, and some in America also include it in the list price ($1 tag, pay $1 at register). Different stores are different. Shocker.

>>12708120
It's a salad I can eat with one hand while driving

>>12703856
club sandwich from the secret menu
Clubway™

>>12708137
UK sales tax is 20%. 20% of 2.50 is 0.50 so with tax £2.50 would be £3.00 not £3.20.

>>12708214
>UK sales tax is 20%
Yes, you're right...until they raised it, again. Fuckin' wanker.

>>12704220
>mayo isn't a sauce

>>12708236
Mayo is for old white losers. Nobody with any palette actually enjoys that colonial cum sauce.

>>12703856
dude, you see me twelve times a week and I always get the same thing,

>>12708242
homophobic zoomer detected.
bet you don't drink milk either because it reminds you of guzzling cum

>Not "What can I make FRESH for your today?"

Never gonna get that raise. (lol)

Foot long meatball on Italian, tosted, onions added before toasting. Triple meat (unironically) and add Mayo and Chipotle

>>12708247
Not even memeing, but why do you drink cow tit juice besides the fact that your crusty ass white mommy put it in your cereal as a child? It's disgusting, overpriced, and general garbage.

>>12708257
yeah, bean juice is soooo much better

>>12708267
Except it is. It's cheaper, more accessible, and tastes infinitely better. Not to mention the environmental impact.

>>12703856
Honey oat bread
Oven roasted chicken breast
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onions
Olives
Honey Mustard
Sweet Onion sauce
Heavy on the sauce
wait, just let me buy that entire bottle of sweet onion sauce and I'll never come back.
K, thx, bye

uwu the vweggie dewite pwease UwU

>>12708220
It hasn’t been raised. The fuck you talking about?

>>12708272
>blah blah blah I'm too good for what's worked for millions of years
bet you think fire is outdated as well

>>12708299
>worked for millions of years
Fucking laughing my lmao off over here, you colossal retard. And yes, fire is outdated. I'm guessing you heat your house with a bunch of fire pits, cook every meal over an ooga booga open flame, and even your shower's hot water comes from fire? Things change, things get better, stop being such a gigantic moron and adapt. I bet you still eat red meat because "fuck them libruls hurr hurr", right? Even though it's shown to cause heart problems and lower life expectancy, not to mention the insane cost compared to more sustainable alternatives? Get your head out of your ass, and out of 20 000 years ago.

>>12703856
Footlong meatball on italian
Double toasted with swiss
Extra lettuce
Extra tomatoes
Bell peppers
Onions
Cucumbers
Black Pepper
Chipotle Sauce

>>12708326
The fuck? I'm a vegan and heat my house in winter using an environmentally code approved wood burning stove with wood from trees I cut down and chop myself.

Are you so burdened by the typical carnist diseases you're incapable of accomplishing that or do you just enjoy sucking corporate tit?

>>12708425
leave him be, he's just a sperg. don't waste your energy on him

>>12707776
>>12708120
Hi Cro-magnons! We eat healthy in the present.

Footlong italian herb & cheese bread
Meatball marinara, extra marinara sauce
Pepperoni
Pepper jack cheese
Black Olives
Onions
Jalepanos
Toast that motherfucker


Damnit OP, I was gonna order Wings for dinner since so many places are doing free wings today but a meatball sub actually sounds perfect

>>12703856
I thought this was a Quiznos sorry to bother you.

Last time I was at subway, my dad ordered a meatball sub with just meatballs and mayo on it and it's been bothering me for weeks

12 inch steak on flat bread
>monterey jack cheese
>toasted
>add the guac
>all veggies except olives
>soutchwest and hot sauce
>no salt or pepper

>>12703856
Footlong turkey italiano melt on italian herbs and cheese
Provolone cheese
Toasted
Lettuce
Green peppers
Subway vinaigrette
One chocolate chip cookie
A bottle of water

Footlong turkey on Italian herb. American cheese toasted. Lettuce, tomato, jalapenos and extra banana peppers. Light honey mustard. Bring it home and crack open a steel reserve

>>12703856
I just get Italian bread, chicken, with mayo and bit of lettuce
And a packet of cheesy crisps (quavers, wotsits, walkers or walkers baked)
I bet most people hate me for that order because its so plain

>>12704346
of course, would you like that toasted?

>>12703856

Directions to a Publix, Jimmy John's, Jersey Mike's, Firehouse Subs, ah fuck I'll take a god damn Quiznos over this shit.

>>12703856

I don't have subway here in slavland, is it good, how does it compare to let's day mcd or kfc?

>>12708830
McDonalds and KFC are much better. It’s just a basic sandwich shop which you can replicate extremely easily at home.

>>12708830
Subway is all about convenience, not taste. It’s the kind of place you go to for lunch because you forgot to pack a lunch. Absolutely no one thinks, “wow, I sure could go for some Subway!”

What happens if I walk in and order a footlong with an unreasonable amount of ingredients, and then I ask you to really slather it in sauces till it's a soggy mess that can no longer close without falling apart then I take offense that I'm not paying for your slop and walk out?

>>12708830
I'm a burger, it's not terrible and I prefer it over mcdicks and KFC but I really hate mcdicks and KFC. Its edible but a last resort

actually came i here to break this 100 dollar bill
the pozzeria next door doesnt accept hunnid dollar bills and they already made my super sub over therr

>>12708934
>the pozzeria
big fucking kek
they poz your neghole in there?

>>12708926
You leave, the employees bitch about you for 5 minutes, they forget all about you, life carries on.

>>12703867
>No meat
>Provolone
>Light sauce
>Macadamia cookie

Wow, you could literally not be more gay

>>12708926
Take your picture from the CCTV, show it to the employees that if they see you, do not serve him and ask him to leave.

>>12708257
Why do you drink malt liquor beside the fact that your ashy ass black momma put it in your bottle as a toddler? It's digusting, overpriced, and general garbage.

>>12703893
>criollo sub melt in argentina
>it was like a burger patty but long to fit 30cm sandwich
>4 of those
>slices of cheddar
>bacon
>melted cheddar
>well toasted
>honey mustard
>onion rings
>pepper slices

Boy what a blast that was , its not there anymore.

>go to subway
>three types of bread
what the fuck

6 inch with teriyaki chicken, no cheese, toasted, lettuce, onions, jalapenos and olives with tomato chutney and hot sauce

>>12709051
Can I get a footlong meatball on Italian?
>we're out of meatball
I'll get an Italian BMT on Italian then
>we're also out of italian
Okay Italian BMT on sourdough
>we don't have sourdough. we've never had sourdough. Airstrip 1 has always been at war with Eurasia.
Fucking just a veggie patty on flatbread

>>12707585
Now this is Autism

>>12703893
Post it damnit

>>12703856
>tfw chilli crab footlong again never
Fuck, it was the best ever. Too bad it was limited.

I always ask for all veggies, extra extra olives. Olives are great. For bread, I just randomly take whatever they have and for sauce, I also pick randomly.

>>12703873
Wait, do americans pay tip in Subway?

>>12708830
>>12708903
it's pretty damn good in germany, would go there over a mickey Ds anytime

Footlong veggie delight on jalapeño cheddar bread
Shredded cheese, not toasted.
Spinach, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, cucumbers, cilantro, banana peppers, avocado, oil, vinegar, and sweet onion.

>>12709966
Some places have a tip jar at the register. Become a regular customer and they might hook you up with a free cookie or some shit.

>>12707585
it’s like the real thing

>>12703867
lol I’m going to order this tonight better not suck

>>12704399
>paying the nigger tax, the vid

>>12703856
>tfw live in slavic country
>tfw subway is expensive as fuck and not "fast" food that you can have on the go
>mfw unlike americans, we only go to subway on special occasions
>mfw the subway sandwitch is so yummy yet I never get to eat it often enough
I am so jealous of you americans for this

>>12710756
not bad
not bad

>>12711881
I'm the original poster of that order. Looks perfectly to spec. I'm glad you enjoy

>>12703856
Footlong herb and cheese bread
Rotisserie Chicken
Cheddar Cheese
Toasted, please
Lettuce
Tomato
Red Onion
Jalapeno
Mayo
Chipotle

>>12711881
Kek and he delivers

question: what's the point of ordering cookies at Subway?

>>12712039
To eat them. What the fuck are you on about? People don't order them because they are exceptional, they y order them because they're there. It's just an impulse buy.

Yeah I'll have a footlong wheat please
>okay what kind of meat do you want?
Turkey and ham
>what kind of cheese?
American
>toasted?
Double toasted, please
>alright what kind of veggies?
Uhh, lettuce
>what else
Four slices of tomato
>anything else?
Two lines of mayo and two lines of honey mustard. That'll be all.
>chips, drink, cookie?
Just this bag of chips thanks
>alright that'll be $10.48. Thank you have a great day!
Y-you too

>>12712056
uh ok
I just don't see how they're relevant
I guess having cookies/muffins at the counter is customary in US, but where I live you'd never order a sub AND some sweet cookie.

>>12712086
I get a sub, bag of chips and a drink, gonna bitch at me too?

>>12712086
Actually, cookies/muffins at the counter aren't very common here; which is why the cookies at subway are ever even mentioned. The assembly line counter of subway lends itself to grocery store style impulse buys, which isnt possible at regular burger places. At burger joints the entire meal is an impulse buy, especially when going through a drive thru.

>>12712124
they sell chips there too? weird, never seen them. I guess I don't understand American fast food then
that'd be like buying chips at McDs

>>12708638
>Bring it home and crack open a steel reserve

Based.

>>12712165
Chips are nearly the default 'side' for sandwiches in the states so subway and lots of sandwich shops offer chips.
Similarly, fried chicken is supposed to be soul food so a lot of fried chicken fast food places offer biscuits and mashed potatoes.

>>12712160
well I see them in Starbucks but that's pretty obvious—coffee calls for it. it's less obvious in McDs but then again coffee is one of their selling points so it's more logical

>>12712165
Yeah, they are always along the counter or on a huge rack behind the cashier. not sure how you've managed to miss them.

>>12712185
>Chips are nearly the default 'side' for sandwiches in the states so subway and lots of sandwich shops offer chips.
oh I see. thanks for explaining.
still kinda strange to me because sandwich is more or less dry and filling food, and so are chips, so it's slightly weird to see them as a "side".
chicken with potatoes/biscuits is more intuitive combo though

>>12712197
hmm… pretty sure I've never seen it where I live (Russia). maybe near counter, but usually I don't bother to check

>>12712229
Looking at a Russian Subway, I don't see any chips, just cookies so I guess Russia doesn't have them. Does Russia even have chips? Would explain why the women, young ones at least, are always so thin and glamorous looking. I hate Russia but that's a discussion for /pol/.

>>12708220
Are you just pretending to be retarded or what

>>12712319
>Does Russia even have chips?
yeah we do. we just don't eat them with sandwiches.
we simply have different food culture. we don't have this American attitude of "freedum to indulge". we don't have deep fried foods and shit like "heart attack grill". we don't drink soda like water, etc. and eating out is more like a treat here. I don't know anyone who eats at restaurants/fast food all day, or from delivery. even ordering pizza is not so common. old habits die hard, and not enough disposable income I guess.
also a lot of conservative people hate "American" foods like soda and chips with passion.

You all are going to beat the shit out of me. I like a foot long flatbread with chicken breast and bacon and guac, double toasted, with black olives, spinach, light sweet onion sauce, salt and pepper, and if I'm feeling really adventurous, light red onion

>>12708257
Imagine being black, fatherless and having a digestive system that BSODs if you come within 5 feet of lactose.

>>12712448
>we simply have different food culture. we don't have this American attitude of "freedum to indulge".
Because in Russia you have neither the money nor the freedom to indulge. Go be a sourpuss somewhere else.

Went to Subway once with my Chad best friend. For some reason, they were being extra stingy with the toppings. Literally got two strands of onions when he ask for extra onions. My buddy didn’t back down, he ask 8 times for more onions. Buddy loses it and says “just give me some fucking onions man!” Worked must’ve thought fuck it and literally put half the tub of onions on his Sandwich. Chad bro was finally satisfied and thanked him for his meal even left him a little tip. Best service of my life

>>12703856
A footlong steak and cheese (yellow cheese please) on italian urban cheese bread (toasted) with extra mayo and 2 large cokes. And 3 bags of lays also please.

>>12712864

You are retarded. Are you aware of this?

>>12703856
Shit, I must have got lost on my way to publix.
I don't want your trash

>>12712864
I wasn't being a sourpuss, I just answered your question

>>12703856
Subway is disgusting.

>>12703930
Enjoy your burned mouth

>>12704399
thats why even if youre black you dont do business with niggas

>>12716358
yourself
i'll 1vs1 irl

>>12708242
>palette
Retard.

>>12703856
Just Water For Me Thanks

>>12712787
sounds great, what's the issue

>>12716539

Mmmm... Diddler

>>12703856
foot long on italian. rotisserie chicken. toasted. lettuce. mayo. grapes. onion. no chips or drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Bk_jUB4og

Yepaph a meatball marinara footlong on herbs and cheese, add mozzarella
on garlic bread please, yes toasted. Add some jalapenos, banana peppers, parmesan, and oregano. That's it. No I don't wasn't chips or a drink. No I don't want a cookie, I said that is it. Can I get a cup for water. Do you accept bitcoin? No? What is this, burger king? I don't want the sandwich any more.

>>12703856
I'll take the oven roasted chicken on white bread with mozzarella cheese
Toasted with spinach, onion, and oregano
Topped with salt and pepper, subway vinaigrette, and a little bit of ranch

>>12717367
>YOU'RE EATING MY NILLA WAFERS YOU BITCH

>>12703856
Footlong meatball marinara on italian herbs and cheese bread, extra marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese doubled, add pepperoni, toasted, all veggies, chipotle southwest, honey mustard, mayo, Parmesan cheese. No cookie. No drink.

>>12717367
What's awful is that I recognize what that image is from.

>Southwest chipotle no longer available since winter time
I guess I'll just have a footling cold cut combo with spinach, olives, banana peppers, sweet onion sauce, and mayo.
Least it's still only $5.

A lady who quit my workplace to work Subway as a GM gives me free stuff when I go eat there. Cookies taste best when they're free.

>>12717367

Thanks, that image just reminded me to jerk off.

>>12703867
>Every veggie but black olives.
Absolute fucking FANNY.

>>12703856
Spicy Italian on herb and cheese. Provolone
No thanks on the toasting.
Tomato
Olive
Onion
Banana Pepper
Salt
Pepper
Oil
Vinegar
Chipotle sauce
Thank you

>>12717596
>chipotle meme fad died
>suddenly no fucking places carry chipotle sauce anywhere

having to make my own sauce fucking sucks. Grocery stores have aisles upon aisles of meme sauces but I just want a fucking bottle of hellmans chipotle

>>12706940
>that is the full pic
genuinely upset

>>12717929
Sorry to disappoint, anon.

>>12717584
>>12717378
>>12717601
shut the fuck up, you nerds don't know shit

>>12703954
And then you blew your dad

>>12703856
>Can I get this sandwich that is on the menu with the contents specified?
>Sure what do you want on it

Fuck Subway

>>12708650
needs more veg but otherwise you've got the right idea

>>12708242
>>12708257
if you talk like this you have to post your chin and jawline.

>>12706737
>artist

>>12703856
mayo in on baked mayo

for me it's subway club on wheat bread with american cheese, black olives, spinach, lettuce, banans peppers, jalapenos, and light mayo

12 inch 9 grain wheat, spicy italian.
spinach, tomato, black olives, banana peppers, mayo, honey mustard, salt and pepper.
Thank you very much.

Its been a long while since i went to subway, but if they still have the hot carved turkey, i will get that along with the roasted chicken on herb and cheese bread.
then provolone, toast it, lettuce, tomato, spinach and red onions, vinaigrette and a light amount of the herbs
wa la

>>12703856
veggie patty, toasted on italian bread.
spinach tomato and sriracha

Italian BMT on Italaian herb and cheese bread
provolone cheese
lettuce, tomato, onions
mayo, vinegar, Subway Sub Spice, Subway Signature Herb Garlic Oil, Subway Provencal Herbs and mustard spread

can i also get a large drink, a side of chips, and your soup of the day.

>>12703867
This but cheddar and not toasted

Italian herb and cheese footlong, cold cut combo, provolone, some pickles, salt and pepper please

>>12706940
Goddamn that sounds amazing. I never thought of getting every cheese but hell I’ll try it

>>12708617
Who is that girl?

>>12708214
>UK sales tax is 20%
Jesus fucking christ. How have you niggers not overthrown your government yet? There was nearly an armed revolt when my state raised its sales tax from 3% to 4%.

>>12710575
Lmao. Paid $100 in tips for some "free" cookies. The absolute state of America

>subway
>not getting the chipotle sauce

footlong tuna on white bread. toasted with provolone. Spinach, cucumber, lettuce, black olives and pickles.

>>12703856
Footlong BLT on herbs and cheese
American cheese, bacon, toast it twice
Lettuce and mayo, no tomato
Done

>9 grain footlong
>Sweet onion chicken terriyaki
>American
>toasted
>lettuce
>onions
>pickles
>jalapeños
>sweet onion sauce

>>12704367
https://youtu.be/4O9IFZjiIgk

>>12703856
I turn 360 degrees and go to Chipotle which is way healthier and tastier than Subway

Felafel multigrain wrap with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, spinach, capsicum and tzatziki sauce.

Please.

hamdbuurgar

>>12703867
>And you, sir?
>I'll have a footlong with just black olives. Someone's gotta make up for this heinous crime.

>>12712217
A good sub shouldn't be dry m8.

>Go to get a sandwich at the mall Subway cause I was starving and the lines for everything else were like 20 people deep
>Get to veggies
>They look HORRIBLE, usually I get spinach and peppers but everything was brown and wilted
>"what do you want on your sandwich, lettuce?"
>She grabs a huge handful and plops it on my sandwich before I can speak
>Say I didn't want lettuce
>She gives me a dirty look as she picks the lettuce off my sandwich
>Ask if she can't just make a new one
>"No"
>Still that gross lettuce everywhere
>Tell her I want a new one cause I am not paying for that brown lettuce
>"Sorry sir"
>Leave and stand in line for 20 minutes at the Jap place

>>12712217
By chips they mean crisps.

>>12724552
even if it's toasted? maybe i ordered wrong. i have no idea what to order there, I just take sub of the day

>>12703856
I'll have a gased juice

>>12718752
Doujin called Mama Tama, its about a futa mother and her son. Son is obsessed with sucking his mom's cock.

Get AIDS you boomer faggot. I take home your retirement fund in a month.

oven roasted chicken breast on white, pepperjack cheese, toasted
jalapenos, banana peppers, onions, black olives, chiptole southwest
vickys jalepeno chips and a rootbeer

>>12703856
Why don't you guys eat at Subway and only shitpost about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duQow41bTx0

>>12703856
Directions to Jimmy John's
> jk, why would I pay someone to do what I can at home?

The bread is so horrifically bad that the only thing I can stomach is a cheesesteak on flatbread (with chipotle sauce and lots of hot peppers)

>>12719598
That's why it's called SubWAY: Have It Your Way.

Chicken bacon ranch on italian herbs and cheese, my good man. Pepper jack, toasted, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, salt & pepper, ranch, sweet onion sauce, and chipotle southwest sauce.

>>12703856
Hello you sweet little twink,
make mama a dry tuna sandwich. I want spinach on that, ok? Onions are in that, right? Make that extra onions. And could you add honey mustard, sweetheart... Great, thanks... Don't forget to close the fridge doors! Hahaha.

>>12724577
Sorry, but I am a Subway employee and I cannot sit here and read this.
The staff at Subway do not fuck up your order, or anybody elses. Do you not understand the concept of having it your way? It isn't the staffs fault. Subway gives the customer responsibility for themselves, their food, and their decisions. IF YOU ARE TIRED AND GO TO SUBWAY THEN GUESS WHAT? YOUR SANDWICH WILL LOOK TIRED.

You don't walk into Subway with bags under your eyes, a bad attitude, and no creativity and expect a great sandwich. Your sandwich will have bags under its ham, a bad sauce spread and no creative veggie distribution and you are the one who is to blame. Imagine if you went to a childrens playground, then headbutted the slide and tried to punch the swing. You wouldn't leave saying 'what a shitty park'. You'd leave thinking 'wow I am a retard'. And that is how you should feel after what you have done. You completely misunderstood why Subway exists. It exists so you can create something with the help of the staff. You can't expect the staff to read your mind. The average Subway worker will make, in 1 year, 2847 different sandwich combinations. You expect them to know what you want?

If you ask a Subway worker for honey mustard and don't specify how much in volume, for how long it needs to be spread in seconds, which vegetables you would prefer it doesn't touch, which temperature you would prefer it at, how long after toasting the sandwich you would like the honey mustard applied and pretty much everything else you can't expect to have it your way. Your way is YOUR way. And if your way is sloppy, stupid and lazy then your sandwich will be sloppy and lazy.

If you bite into a Subway sandwich, and are not satisfied, then well done, you aren't satisfied with yourself. Good fucking job, worthless retard. You are like a person who leaves home at 17 and becomes homeless. It is your fault.

>>12703856
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVERTISING! 5 REDDIT COINS HAVE BEEN CAST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT!!

>>12708292
>BMT Italian ANIME
>Roast Beef Rika
>Turkey Pikachu
>The inclusion of Paw Patrol
This has to be for fun or ultra degenerates have gained a legitimacy I never signed off on.

For me, its the

>Footlong club on italian herb and cheese
>Mayo, mustard, sweet onion sauce
>Lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, banana peppers

Meatball marinara. Green pepper. Lettuce. Tomato. Light southwestern. Jalapenos.

>>12728641
I didn't know they served pasta at subway

>>12708617
>halfway through the thread
>this is the first normal order that doesn’t sound like fucking garbage
horrible taste, /ck/

>>12708292
Oh Pittsburgh. Yet another American city that should be destroyed.

Footlong herbs and cheese, black forest ham. Toasted with cheddar

Lettuce tomato spinach light onions... Ok now put on your thinking cap and I'll speak slowly cause this next part might be hard for you. Ready? Are you sure? Ok... 3 pickles on one half, banana peppers on the other half, light mayo on the whole thing, honey mustard on the pickle half, Chipotle on the pepper half. Salt and pepper.

It will be the most mentally taxing task all day for them and there's a high chance of error, but it's basically 2 different subs for the price of one. Works with cold cut as well

>>12703856
Foot long cold cut on italianherbsancheese, white cheese, not toasted, lettuce, onions, pickles, black olives, mustard, mayo. Oh and a bottle of Dr.Pepper.

Subway is shit, go to Jimmy Johns instead.

I'll have the soup du jour

so fucking original
>fast food place
>what can I make for you
cant believe idiots keep biting on this b8 so hard. stormy normie invasion and its summer, so. yeah. double whammy.

everyone in this thread (pic related)

Footlong chicken bacon ranch on white. The shredded cheddar stuff... no not the shredded mozzarella, the orange and white one...
Its a chicken bacon ranch, yeah i want it toasted.
Ranch and jalepenos one the whole thing, spinach and tomatoes on only half... im not gonna eat it all at once and veggies dont reheat all that well. No i dont want a meal.... jesus christ, how much? For a fucking sandwich? Tell your boss to go fuck himself, now give me my change.

>>12732213
>look at me I'm a retard.

>>12732223
I'll have your job you fucking bitch

>>12732232
I'll stroke my cock on your sub in the back room, enjoy muh "white creamy sauce" all over it. alfredo sauce for u bro.

>>12732240
and my cock I mean chicken heh lmao

>>12732240
You wanna play this game with me boy?

>>12732240
You nigger

>>12732251
yeh wagie. you jealous?

>>12732261
MAGA

>>12703856
>both males
Sorry, I only come here to watch a female make me a sandwich. Maybe next time.

>>12732266
you're a tard lmao. u must like attention summer fag. Haha idiot

>>12732271
u gay. we know buddy. it's ok friend. no need to hide, subs are good

>>12728641
hmmmm

>>12722185
their taxes actually get spent on useful things so they don't have a need to revolt (and no, bro, funding israel is not useful)

>>12703856
nothing.

>>12704256
>>12704374
There are basically two types of Subway employees:
Ones who, when I say "heavy black olives" actually just load up my sandwich with a heavy amount of black olives because that's wtf I asked for.
>vs
The fucking stupid ones with their head up their ass who took training too literally and when I say "Heavy black olives," proceed to put the same fucking 5 lousy pieces of olive on my foot long as normal, and when I say "More" add another three pieces, and continue this asinine retarded fucking behavior until FINALLY I have the amount I wanted all along.
It's like they're afraid Jared is going to appear out of thin air and diddle them or something.

>>12704399
The fucking nigger sheboons ALWAYS tap their fucking nails on the glass at Subway.

>>12703856
REACH FOR THE SKY!

just meet me out back and sell me the weed

>>12703856
Foot long turkey & Black Forest ham on white with double meat, Swiss cheese, toasted bacon (but don't toast the sub), lettuce, tomato, heavy black olives and heavy green peppers, salt & pepper and no dressing please.
(try it anons, it's really good, add a light amount of Italian dressing if it's too dry for you without)

>>12719598
I hate when the fucking mexican day laborers are in line with me and they just refuse to look at the menu for all of two seconds to understand how it all works and just start pointing to shit "I want de de de ham and de de de some of thaaat and..."

>>12732687
>get spent on useful things
>useful things
kek

>Gimme a 6" Tuna
>Which bread would you like, sir?
>Any bread will do.
>Pardon, what bread?
>Any bread.
>Pls choose a bread, sir.
>Ok then, Honey Oat bread pls.
>Sorry we are out of Honey Oat, will Italian do?
And that's why I went to eat mcdonalds instead.

>>12732687
>their taxes actually get spent on useful things
such as building mosques, welfare fo immigrants, gay parades, supporting police state, wasting money on ecological bullshit etc. yep sounds about right yurocuck, these are (((useful))) indeed.

>ctrl+f "hearty italian"
>0 results
I think we need to be having words /ck/

>>12732213
>>12732223
>>12732232
>>12732240
>>12732242
>>12732251
>>12732259
>>12732266
this killed me well done lads

>>12703867
Based

>>12708563
>Subway
>healthy

>>12733814
Oh here we go.............................

Meatball marinara, on italian herb and cheese, fresh mozzarella, put onions on before toasting, then finish with tomatoes, Parmesan, and oregano.

Double meat meatball sub with double bacon, triple cheese, toasted, and extra mayo. And by extra, I mean EXTRA, haha. Oh, and I'll have that on multigrain bread because I'm on a diet, thanks :)

>>12703867
Wow that used to be my exact order sans the cheese

Footlong Jalapeño/Cheddar Bread
Chicken
Pepper Jack
Toasted
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Jalapeños
Green Peppers
Banana Peppers
Sriracha

>>12726651
NO ONE eats at Subway. This whole thread is one big meme.

>>12704013
10/10 post.

>>12722203

>>12735447
gay as fuck

>>12703856
This must be photoshopped since the employees are white instead of Indian

>>12735273
>having an opinion on this
>having a list in this opinion

>do americans really?

>>12703893
No but I want with extra cream!

>>12706343

>>12712448
>don’t drink soda like water
But gets the beetus from a few sips of kompot

>>12703856
you can make me a jimmy johns.

Veggie delight on sourdough please, everything on it with chipotle

>>12703856
PIzza footlong

>>12703856
Sesame. Chicken teriyaki, spicy cheese. Cucumber Tomatoes and onions, Garlic sauce

>>12708292
I became increasingly more angered the more I stared at your picture.

>>12737092

>>12703856
Humans still eat there?

A cheese sandwich

>>12706940
Are you me?

>>12703856
>footlong white
>chicken classic
>double meat, toasted
>old english cheese
>pepper, no sauce/salad
>Share a couple comments about the day and evening plans
>14 dollars, swipe my subway card
>go home and enjoy my autism sammich
Feels good being a regular. I and the subway wagies are comfortable with one another

>>12737218
>spicy cheese
It's called Pepper Jack, you illiterate man-child.

>>12704399
Dare I say... she based.

Footling tuna on Italian
Lettuce
Onion
Green peppers
Black olives
Provalone
Salt pepper
Light oil vinegar
Heavy mayo
> heavy breathing

>>12703856
>No, I don't want to make that a meal with a chips and fountain pop
>No, thank you
>No, I'm sure I don't want to make that a meal
>NO, I don't want chips or drink
>What do you mean it's the price of a pop for a cup for water?

>>12703856

>get a cookie with my meal from Subway
>it's stale as hell
>ask the Jew-nosed Iranian girl working the cashier to give me a new one because it's stale
>she tells me it's not her problem because she didn't make it
>I'm like, it's rock hard
>she says in monotone, broken English something to the effect of, "fresh cookies are crunchy, stale are soft"
>I end up emailing corporate and get a free meal. Oddly enough I was given a call by someone the next day, maybe the manager, and told in to come in for the same meal I had had, but free. No coupon however.
>go in the same night
>same girl is working there
>I tell her I'm here for my free meal according to management, she's briefly incredulous and makes me the exact same meal of the exact same quality with a scowl on her face
I guess it was worth it.

>>12740052
the cookies are always super soft here

>>12740069
Eh the girl so was so pissy in such a deadpan way, over a fuckin cookie that costs less than a buck that I decided to be just as petty. Fuck her. The bread was kinda stale, too.

>>12703893
>>12703950
post the video

Toasted Italian Herbs and Cheese, Salami, ham, lettuce, tomatos, pickles pepperjack, provolone, ranch, dash of oil

>>12703856
I'll take one order of a better sub place.

>>12740086
ive noticed that young girls always do that shit

>get the cold cut combo with bacon on wheat, american cheese
>tell the guy I want it toasted pretty well done
>he triple toasts it
>take it out, barely looks double toasted
>"Can you toast it one more time?"
>"No its burned enough"
>"What?" I reply
>"Now what veggies you want?"
>"I want it toasted again"
>"I said no"
>"Whatever" turned around and left, got into my car and he's hollering to either get back in and pay or never come back

I have never gone to subway since, at lease quiznos will toast my shit

>>12722073
I have no idea I just saw the guy wearing that hoodie in a Wal-Mart one day

>>12740160
based all the subways around me are shit

>>12730184
The turkey italiano melt is the best sandwich at Subway

>>12703856
large sub, rye bread, baked beef, cheese, top with tomatoes, salad, onions, pickles, hot peppers, no sauce.

>>12703856

THESE SUBWAY COOKIES IS....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko_JfnGcfH4

>>12733814
Vegetables are good for you, even if they come with a meat product and sandwich slice wrapped around two buns. Simply separate the veggies and wah lah, healthy eating.

>>12711898
I've nutted to this game so many times...
>>12724970
I'm almost 24, but okay zoomy. Thanks.

>>12703867
Absolutely the best thing on the menu