/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yeah

>>12703795
I see canned gefilte fish often but was always too squeamish to try one

>>12703814
canned is terrible. get it fresh frozen.

>>12703795
Yeah. What I've had has been pretty good. I'm not the kind of asshole that has anything against it for political reasons.
The stupid thing was Jewish delis in Manhattan with stupid so called hollywood star names for things on a menu and expecting me to order that way. I was always like "fuck that." Since I was a little kid I never ordered like that using stupid names.

>>12703814
Go for the matzo ball soup and fuck it being blessed by some fucking rabbi, that just adds to the cost 3x.

>>12703795
A cool thing for a hangover is to mix that with chicken noodle soup. Sip that stuff and get some sleep and the hangover is gone.

>>12703795
No, too jewish. And that's a bad thing. (Here's why)

>>12704383
Here's why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=755KcDVPp5c
Madness - Forever Young (album version)

Jewish food is literally just Eastern European and some Northern European food with the name changed. Blini ==> blintzes, gravlax ==> lox, draniki ==> latkes, kishka ==> kishke, etc. I'll take the original over the shitty Jewish bootleg any day.

Deli food is pretty good, but could be improved with bacon and ham.
Dunno about their other stuff. I've never drunk the freshly drained blood of christian children.

>>12704474
There's always an idiot in the mix that can't stick to the plot.

>>12703795
I want a kishka with some latkes with soul cream and dill, some apple sauce, a nice crunchy pickle.

>>12703795
I'm curious to matzo ball soup. It just looks like a simple vegetable soup with breadballs in them. Which would be fine if it were just that, but then I'd want to know what's so special about it. I mean, I soak pieces of bread in soup all the time.

>>12703795
Yes. It's one of the best cuisines that my Muslim roomie can eat. (Muslims can eat Kosher food, for the record.)

>>12705330
You disgust me

>>12705225
Nothing is special about them. They're literally just a kind of dumpling, in chicken broth. Why are they talked about? Because 20th c. American Ashekanzi Jewish culture just ended up with a lot of people writing books, short stories, screenplays, etc. So we end up with a shitload of cultural material in America about grandma's terrible bland mush and people are inordinately fascinated by it. The whole "Jews control hollywood" thing. That isn't just something people made up.

It's fine, don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with it, but if you're expecting to try it some day and you're mildly disappointed, don't say I didn't warn you. It's obviously a lot better if it's made with proper chicken broth, with chicken fat, fresh vegetables, and not from a mix.

have sex with children, harvey weinstein.

>>12705359
>It's obviously a lot better if it's made with proper chicken broth, with chicken fat, fresh vegetables, and not from a mix.
I made it this way once and it was good, it was almost like having meatballs in broth because of how savory it all was and the matzo balls being dense. Someone else said they didn't like the dense matzo balls but I find lighter ones to just be soggy and unsatisfying.

>>12703814
DON'T BUY CANNED/JARRED!
>>12704353
>being blessed by some fucking rabbi
that's not how kosher works
>>12704474
>Jewish food is literally just Eastern European and some Northern European food
WRONG! There is a wide variety of food choices. You completely left out Sephardic cuisine.

>>12705413
>Sephardic
Or as Ashekenazim call them, "not real jews"

>>12703795
matzoh ball soup is great, but only if you take the time to make it right
my jew family is vegetarian so i never tried a lot of classic dishes but otherwise deli food is good

>>12705423
Not true at all! Why make up such lies during The Three Weeks?

>>12705431
>my jew family is vegetarian
Sorry. I guess it made it easier to maintain a kosher kitchen since it's pretty easy to trief up a mixed kitchen.

in germany we have a version that uses bone marrow, white bread crumbs and egg for the dumpling mixture and instead of a chicken broth you serve it in beef broth.
pretty good desu

>>12703795
What are those, matzos?

>>12705423
rather the other way around, as jews clearly come from the desert and ashkenazim are basically european slaves that got impreganted by rabbies.

>>12705382
Yes, proper matzo balls should be reasonably dense, you need to actually kinda "cut" them with a spoon, against the bottom of the bowl. If they break up just by pushing the spoon on them they're no good.

>>12705431

>Jewish AND Vegetarian.
Hee hee hee, let me guess, one of them is gluten/lactose intolerant, and another has a peanut allergy.

Potato ball soup was here. Matzo ball is a loser!

>>12705632
Just lactose which is normal
only vegetarian because it's hard to keep a kosher house otherwise

Don't tell /ck/, but I mix in some soy sauce when making hummus.

>>12703795
When I was in high school my class went to a Holocaust memorial / museum and there was a cafeteria down below. My girlfriend at the time, who is black, tried matzah ball soup and then said, "I get why you Pollacks let the Nazis kill these fucks".

>>12705632
Not them but my kike landlady humblebragged to me about how other people weren't really lactose intolerant, but her daughter was. It's like these people work at being stereotypes.

>>12703795
>Jewish food
You mean German food but slightly renamed and without spices?

>>12706596
Also missing blood sausages.

>>12707187
And pork.

>>12707193
and niggers.

>>12705369
Is that in New York or Israel?

>>12703795
not even Jews like Jew food. it's why they eat Chinese all the time. pro tip: the best chinese restaurant in your city is the one that has only chinese people in it and maybe a table or two with fat Jews sitting at it.

Canned gefilte fish is gross. Make your own. Matzo ball soup is just dough balls in salty chicken water. Challah is bland and tasteless. Just make an asian milk loaf.

I can get down with some matzo and butter though.
>t. Jew

>>12703795
I'm having what that guy Jesus is having.

>>12707494
Just trying to be anti-Semitic for the sake of it or has never been somewhere with good Jewish food. Jewish appetizing as a meal concept is fucking great

>>12707513
I think bad Jew food may just be an American thing. I've been to an Israeli restaurant before and that was pretty good. More Mediterranean than anything. Seriously though, getting together for Passover every year was always a slog. You eat all the traditional Jewish foods for tradition more than anything. It was always really gross or bland. Jewish Christmas is good though because everyone just goes out for Chinese together. It's not a stereotype. We really do this.

>>12703795
Potato pancakes with applesauce are amazing.

>>12707530
>bland
speaking of which, are potato knishes supposed to be bland af or was the rando recipe shit? it's been ages

>>12707463
I once saw a kosher mcdonalds in buenos aires

>>12707741
afaik potato knishes are a Polish thing. a lot of Polish food is very bland. Potato knishes go very good with some salt, pepper, sour cream, and dill. Same thing you do with potato and onion pierogi

>>12703795
Kosher dogs
Bagels with salmon

>>12707846
But hot dogs that aren't pork are universally bad. : (
Especially 100% beef ones.

>>12707463
Kosher McDonalds only exists in Israel and one solitary one in Buenos Aires, Argentina (in an area that is essentially Jewish town).

>>12703795
>Does /ck/ like Jewish food?
lolno fuck jews

>>12705587
>he thinks the judean highlands are desert
retard alert! retard alert!

>>12705225
matzoh balls have a pretty unique texture, you should give it a shot. the soup is generally just some kind of plain chicken soup, usually with celery, carrot, and onion.

All Jews must leave

>>12703795
Jewish food is meh. It's edible but nothing noteworthy tbqh. I liked the jewish salmon salad but thats about it.

>>12703814
I'm Jewish and hate gefilte fish. My parents made me squeamish about seafood in general but growing up most of the seafood available in our area was shellfish like lobster and clams anyway so idk if this just bled into general fish hate

>>12707494
>>12707530
secular ashkenazi jews basically forgot all their traditional foods and and the orthodox often dgaf about food beyond it being edible and reasonably satisfying. so lots of ashkenazi jews have only experienced inferior versions of their traditional foods or not even heard of them.

sephardim don't really have this issue because they don't have this secular/religious/assimilated divide.

well made gefilte, tzimmes, cholent, kreplach, gribenes, kasha varnishkes, kugel are all delicious. not to mention all the pastries like rugelach, babka, sufganyot, mandelbrot. i didnt know this but apparently flodni and sachertorte are jewish as well.

and that's leaving out the deli and appetizing food that can stand on its own.

Shelo asani ashkenazi

>>12708759
As a secular ashkenazi I can attest to this. I've had food from various frum restaurants in Brooklyn that were fucking delicious even if they didn't resemble any traditional cuisine (including one parve/fishy sushi place that made up random rolls but still made them fuckin tasty) while a lot of the stuff I grew up on was kinda shit

>>12708759
>tzimmes, cholent, kreplach, gribenes, kasha varnishkes, kugel
I have never heard of any of these. Damn I guess we really did lose it. My grandma just does bacon and eggs, roast turkey, beef stew etc. Loves her bagels lox and cream cheese though.

>>12705692
>it's hard to keep a kosher house otherwise
You ever going to go back to meat if you get a larger kitchen? My kitchen was dairy only while in college. After working for a year I was able to rent a place with a larger kitchen so I went meat/dairy. Nothing beats a good schnitzel sometimes.

>>12707463
Israel. You should definitely give it a try sometime.

Fuck jews I'd rather eat the polish original versions of the dishes and the jew jew foods can go die in a gas chamber. Bagels are ok.

>>12710291
Based

>>12707530
>Seriously though, getting together for Passover every year was always a slog. You eat all the traditional Jewish foods for tradition more than anything.
Too bad you're not Sephardic! Not being about to eat kitniyot during Pesach must really suck. I guess you at least you don't have to deal with how Sephardim will schlep out the most basic of brachot.

>>12710303
Kek at kike gibberish

>>12710273
i don't keep kosher so i eat meat, only when growing up i couldn't because of family

>>12710307
ok makes sense

>>12703795
there is a kosher dunkin donuts where i live. didnt realize it until i went to order a breakfast sandwich and they told me it was vegetable sausage... it wasnt bad, actually

>>12703795
Its not bad,
I get these great gribenes from this Mohel that lives near me.

>>12703795
So long as its made with real Jews.

>>12704474
blini and blintzes and gavlax and lox aren't the same thing, lox is smoked, gravlax is salt cured only which is a huge difference. leave it to some dumb /pol/babby to talk out of his ass about everything because he can't refrain from giving his special snowflake opinion

>>12703795
>Hebroids
yuck

>>12710303
Oy vey! Not the gafilettidubda! Living without shmaloovidat is like anuddah sho ah!

>>12712816
You want to try again without your autistic ways mashing nonsense on the keyboard?

>>12703795
ewww!

>>12713011
>not liking chicken and dumplings
yankee go home

>>12703795
No, too jewish. And that's a bad thing. (Here's why)

>>12703795
Not particularly, it's mostly bland. I enjoy I also try to not buy Kosher products when possible, since I don't support their business practices.

I do enjoy a good pastrami sandwich, but cured meat as a food product is much older than judaism.

>>12710306
Cope

>>12710303
ask me how i know you're not sephardic

>>12713291
go on and goysplain to me

>>12710291
So controversial, yet so brave

>>12704345
That's really just to entertain the customers. It's only an asshole move if they pretend to misunderstand your colloquial substitutions.

>>12713702
Maybe it"s cuz Sephardim don't speak Yiddish. That's for the Ashkenazim. Ladino is spoken, not Yiddish. 'Schlep' is a Yid word, unknown to Sephardim. It's not used. While we're at it, Sephardim don't spell it "pesach," either. It's 'pesaj.' Remember: in Ladino, "j" is pronounced like an "h" sound. You know... as it is in Spanish? The mother tongue of the Sephardic people? Cuz... you know... that's what "Sephardic" literally fucking means, right? Spanish? Cuz Sephardic Jews are from Spain? Yeah. That.
t. Italki

>>12703795
Any jews here? What does baby penis taste like?

>>12714062
Only hyperorthodox Ashkenazim do that. They are an extremely small minority of Jews. Most other sects and ethnoreligious subtypes of Jewry use a rubber syringe.

so everything posted in this thread looks gross, but i've heard that israel has really good food. is this true?

>>12714080
Yeah, the palestinian hotdog stands there are awesome.

>>12714080
No on both counts.
1) not everything ITT looks gross (see >>12705686)
and 2) food in Israel is much like Ashkenazi food in general: meh-tier copies of foods people were eating there long before Jews arrived. Example: if it's a dip eaten by the pre-Israel Levantines, Israelis took it and added mayonnaise, thus ruining it. Hummus? Mayo. Baba ghanouz? Laban bi khiyar? Mayo.
Another example is just fucking up falafel. Falafel are made with fava beans, with a little chickpea flour to act as a binder. Israelis ruined it by using chickpeas only, this changing the taste and texture and making it worse in every way.

>>12703795
There is no jewish food. As always everything they have was stolen from the parasites host country.

>>12705369
>I'll have a kosher meal and for my 2nd order I'll have 3 slices of cheese in a bun

>>12714122
Not true. Ashkenazim have no native food and nor does Israel, but there are plenty of delicious dishes of Jewish origins in the mediterranean countries.

>>12714076
However, all jews are evil degenerate parasites nonetheless.

no

>>12714138
Not me. I'm your friend. : )

>>12703795
How similar are matzo balls to chicken and dumplings? That was one of my favorites growing up.

>>12708683
>lobster and clams
Because they're not Kosher right?

>>12714080
Missing the very important o-re-oo-re-o, an Oreo just sitting on top of another Oreo.

>>12714312
No leavening
Chicken and dumplings are a little more yeasty

>>12714055
Mom is Ashkenazi and dad is Sephardi, so we follow Sephardi minhag.

>>12703795
I refuse to pay kosher tax on any food I buy also I boycott israeli goods. Fite me

>>12703795
Jewish deli food (potato latkes, pastrami on rye, bagels and lox) is great but some of the most traditional Jewish food is exceedingly bland at best

Yiddish food is just Russian/Polish food with kosher rules. Israeli food is just Arabic/Medditerranean food.

Jewish culture does exist its world culture.

>>12707530
>Jewish Christmas is good though because everyone just goes out for Chinese together.
Are there specifically Jewish Chinese places which just don't do pork at all? Because no way some Chinese immigrant cook will obey autistic rules about how to keep stuff separate and kashering ...

>>12715237
A lot of food in the grocery store is kosher. If you look hard enough at the label, then you'll see the hechsher.

>>12715332
I'm not in the USA so I don't have to pay rabbis to bless my food like the land of the free does.

>>12715290
>Are there specifically Jewish Chinese places which just don't do pork at all? Because no way some Chinese immigrant cook will obey autistic rules about how to keep stuff separate and kashering ...
Yep. In Brooklyn there are a lot of kosher Chinese restaurants. Beef and chicken are used instead of pork. The rules are pretty easy to follow since chinese food does not mix meat and dairy. The largest issue comes down to produce and insect infestation. Produce needs to be meticulously checked for insects.

Outside of Orthodox areas, most Jews in America are secular/Reform/Conservative so they don't really care about kosher laws and instead prefer to eat "kosher style," i.e. no pork/shellfish, don't mix meat and dairy, etc.

>>12715354
Kosher food has nothing to do with a Rabbi blessing your food. I suggest you read up about it, so that way you won't look like an idiot in the future.

>>12705423
Ashkenazi Jews don't call other Jews non-Jews. You're an idiot raised with gentile beliefs of gatekeeping. Jews accept other Jews no matter their ethnicity or skin colour.

So next time you try to insert yourself as an expert on other cultures, make sure to spell Ashkenazi right.

>>12705423
Ashkenazi Jews don't call other Jews non-Jews. You're an idiot raised with gentile beliefs of gatekeeping. Jews accept other Jews no matter their ethnicity or skin colour.

So next time you try to insert yourself as an expert on other cultures in an effort to make them look bad, make sure to spell Ashkenazi right.

>>12703795
I miss my grandmother's matzo ball soup. She would make it for me every weekend. During her letter days before dementia went full throttle, she would sit next to me as I ate her soup and she would tell me her recipe. I didn't care about it and never really listened. Nowadays I only have matzo balls once a year, when my mom makes it out of a store-bought mix, and serves it in a veggie soup because of vegetarian family members.
I was so jaded by her decaying mind and her slow descend to madness and death that I really wasn't phased by her end. I still don't feel an emotional impact by her death. But remembering the matzo ball soup... I miss it. I regret not writing down her unprompted recipe ramblings.

>>12708759
>their traditional foods
Yidlife Crisis points out that virtually all traditional Jewish cuisine is just what was native to the regions Jews lived in at the time. Which is probably the case for "religious" food in general.

>>12715270
> I'm goysplaining

>>12715483
Nice Jewish fragility right there, just eat your multicultural food its okay, you don't need to get defensive just because Jewish culture isn't real.

>>12705369
>>12714133
There's nothing and no one to stop you from ordering an ice cream or something after a meaty meal. You just need to make a second order, or go to the register on the dairy side. That message is just a silly limitation to make the religious folks happy.
The vast majority of McD restaurants in Israel are not even kosher and you don't get this message. Heck, they even give soldiers a free supersize and an ice cream when ordering some (meat) meals.

>>12703795
Previous flatmate was israeli, made mostly chicken soup, shakshuka and sandwiches. Pretty bland stuff. She did make a mean hummus though.

>>12715531
>shakshuka
>bland

>>12715489
Besides bashing Jewish culture with weak arguments, what is your point?

>>12713251
>it's mostly bland
Not all Jewish food is bland. Look into Sephardic cuisine, and I promise you won't be disappointed.

>>12715548
she made it with canned tomato sauce, no spices whatsoever and just sparkled some zathar on top before eating it I think. I'm not saying shakshuka is bad, I'm saying hers was.

>>12715638
makes sense then

>>12715531
that sounds dope idk what you're on about. If Israeli shakshuka is anything like what I had in Tunisia I would pay her to make it for me everyday.

>>12703795

>>12716279
I don't understantd sand nigger. Can you translate, and how this relates to food and cooking? thx

>>12705587
If the Ashkenazim got impregnated by Cohens or Levis, aren’t they More Jewish rather than less jewish?

I discovered cholent a few months ago and it's amazing.

>>12715531
Hummus tastes like tile grout.

I don't like Jewish anything

>>12717307
sucks to be you

>>12717307
Get a load of this loser.

>>12717307
Me neither because I'm mexican.
rtheir food has no flavour.

>>12717973
>ou

>>12714108
>hummus
>baba ghanoush
>laban
>mayo
either you never went to Israel, or only went to the shittiest possible restaurants. I've been there several times, have relatives in Beersheva, and never ate anything with mayo

>>12717986
>either you never went or you actually went
lol

>>12703795
I like any cuisine if it tastes good and uses a nice combination of ingredients.

>>12715482
traditions didnt emerge out of nothing when the big bang happened. potatoes arent native to poland and yet there are many traditional polish foods that use potatoes. jews who lived in europe for 2000 years are naturally going to eat similar things to their nonjewish neighbors. idk why this is so difficult for people to grasp.

>>12703814
It's good. Buy Gold's horseradish to use as a condiment. Wash it down with Manischewitz grape wine.

>>12703795
I like anything if it tastes good, regardless of the country of origin.Where it's from is not really something I think about when I eat a food

>>12707494
would like a word with you

>>12715612
we have sandwiches, so there’s that, which is nice...

>>12703795
i'm partial to *gulp* the blood of gentiles

>>12718571
Do they give you a loaf of bread on the side to actually eat it with?

>>12717298
You shouldn't eat tile grout anon.

A pizza topped with hebrew

>>12718886
hummus is not tile grout

>>12716299
fuck america
fuck israel
fuck jews
islam is based

>>12719761
You wouldn't know how tile grout taste unless you tried it.

>>12719974
Do you regularly eat tile grout and hummus?

>>12717307
Based.

>>12703795
All Jewish food is stolen:
>matzah ball soup
It's called a drop dumpling, whites eat it all the time.
>lox
It's called smoked fish, a literally ancient, worldwide technique.
>bagel
It's a German pretzel, formed into a slightly different shape.
>schmear
Literally every culture eats this.
>liver with onions
Who would have thought animal pieces were edible?
>knishes
Polish/Ukrainian
etc

>>12714996
Absolutely disgusting.

>>12721238
how so?

>>12717307
positively enlightened

>>12717307
You sound like a pleasent person. Tell us about your drive thru dinner tonight? Or did you stay home and eat a Hungry Man?

>>12721254
vASED