/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12686779
Why wouldn’t you?

>>12686786
Some people seem to get off on the idea that the worker is their servant and that they can get away with abusing them.

Like any other employee I guess. Eye contact, smile, please and thank you

Though some people seem to think it's strange I'll call wait staff by their name after they introduce themselves.

>>12686827
Zoomers probably expect ya to call em by their screen name. Heh kids these days.

>we're understaffed
I'd giver her my staff if you know what I mean (sexual intercourse)

>>12686835
You'll have to give her your secret guac recipe first.

>>12686779
I wouldn't say "nice", I just keep it basically quick and stick to the basics. What I want, answer yes or no to any questions, then pay & move on.

>>12686832
Why is boomerposting so comfy, bros?

I stopped going to my nearest mcdonalds because a fast food worker was nice to me
This tall white girl named Sam started smiling at me and laughing whenever she recognized my voice on the intercom, and gave me free food all the time. One time I asked her why, she said it was because I was nice. I was polite, but I am pretty sure I didnt say anything overly nice. What is there to say at a fast food drive thru, right? And she was white, I was asian. I felt strange getting hit on by a white girl. She was gorgeous and didnt belong at a mcdonalds doing drive thru work, so I had no idea how to approach this situation. So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into. Sometimes Id go back inevitably, and she would be there. I never forgot when we first met, she handed me my order and her eyes got super wide while staring at me, like she was looking at the most beautiful guy in the world, but again how could that be me? Well, it's over now.

>>12686982
wew lad

>>12686982
I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET
ON THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

>>12686982
this is beautiful

>>12686779
I don't treat them like shit if that's what you mean. I haven't run into a situation where I've had to ask for the manager, but if I had to, I wouldn't hesitate. On the other hand, I'm not some fucking loser who's too cheap to go to a real restaurant AND expects the staff to treat me like their long lost friend they thought was dead.

>>12686982
based chink. Stay with your own kind.

>>12686982
This is hard gor a lot to take but youre so starved for positive attention that you think anyone being nicer than the barest polite exchange is into you. Its really common in young men these days, if you go to /r9k/ you can give a throwaway compliment to some robot and within a week hes sending you butthole pics. Neither of you are gay but hes willing to do anything to keep his only friend in the world

>>12686779
no because they are mostly niggers

>>12686779

Kindness cost nothing and it's good for the soul.

>>12686779
Nice? They're strangers so I'm not sure about that.
Do I treat them as I would like to be treated? Of course. Engaging in pleasantries, brief dialog to establish report, and giving respect.

>>12686779
No, I love pissing them off and tasting big juicy phlegm as I bite into my daily burger.

>>12686794
this legit only happens to female customer service people. so i don't think it's particularly sadist more than it is misogynist

>>12686779
I treat them as they deserve to be treated. I give 100% every day that I work and I expect them to do the same. Any less and my patience gets short. I make no apologies.

>>12687085
If you don't send bussy pics back then you're as gutless as the chinaman is

>>12687294
m8 i dont give a shit if they never talk to me again. Theres hundreds, maybe even thousands of desperately lonely robots I can fuck with for days just because I said I thought they made a really pro move on their video game or that they could really be on TV with their singing or that they 100% deserve a gf and its totally not their fault those roastie whores dont appreciate everything they do.

>>12687316
Oddly enough I am glad I am not you who knows about what real robots are like. I steer clear of /r9k/. I like /ck/ with all the chad boomers and the long random well written anecdotes. Young internet raised depressos are no fun, dont know why youd even "fuck" with them.

Boomer talk aside, you can tell alot about someone by how they treat people at their service. From fast food workers to janitors, the kind of treatment you show people is very important

>>12686982
Has potential to become a pasta

>>12687316
What a strange way to spend your time

>>12687341
Generic 4chan autism is not pasta worthy.

>>12686982
My biggest fear is somehow becoming someone like you.

I treat anyone nice.
Being nice simply gives me a better feeling than antagonising someone without a reason.

Buying food in particular requires enough trust already. I see no point in motivating staff to break that trust.

>>12687347
>Doyouknowwhereweare.mp4

It's common for ugly people to be rude or mean to others because they are often not treated as well as hot people. They are reflecting the negativity that is presented to them socially. Hot people on the other hand are commonly very kind because people are kind to them simply because they are hot. People who are both ugly and nice are like angels. But that's why 4chan is such a shithole most of the time

>>12686827
>go up to cashier at burger master
>"hey... Chris, let me get uhhh"
>"okay thanks a lot chris"

>>12687329
I think it shows a lot of balls to style on laborers to their faces. the "oh I can't date her she insulted an inept laborer who is just trying to feed her kids... uh no thanks" mentality is pretty cringe imo. any one who works should do so competently.

>>12687403
What an asspull, I find uglier people are much more polite and down to earth.

>>12687423
they probably treat you better because you're uglier than average. a brother in the struggle against the oppressive, observable masses.

>>12686982
please let this be as fake as I think it is

>>12687423
i think this is only true on the west coast

>>12687439
it's straight off r/asianmasculinity, basically asian incels who hate whites for some reason

>>12687416
Do you have a job

>>12687423
Yeah let's be real. You're defending ugly people and we all know why bitch tits.

>>12686982
Elliot, is that you?!?

>>12686786
Poverty is immoral. Poor people do not deserve respect or basic human dignity.

>>12686779
Absolutely. I used to work the other side of the counter and remember what pricks customers can be for no reason at all.

>>12687463
no I'm a kept woman that doesn't suck your balls for carrying plates ten feet only because it makes me feel momentarily powerful

I treat everyone nicely, until they act like an asshole toward me. Then I treat them like the asshole that I really am. I can out-asshole anybody.

>>12687489
this is just "having a strong sense of justice"

>>12687506
You get back from the universe what you put into it. When someone tries to put negative energy into my universe, I correct that shit immediately.

>>12687477
Dude, Elliot would've killed for a white girl to give him attention.

>>12687260
wrong. also, how did you find 4chan? leave

>>12686959
Probably because even though it's ironic, you know it irritates the 18-23 crowd.

>>12687487
>I'm a huge bitch who tries to justify being a bitch

fixed that for you

>>12687416
>style on laborers

You're not "styling on" anybody. Holy shit what a cunt you are hahahah. YOU are the one making everybody around you cringe. Everybody is relieved when you walk out

>>12687329
this is the absolute truth. if a girl is a bitch to waitstaff, you don't date her. if a guy is a dickhead to waitstaff, you don't do business with him.

Of course, and then I wish for them to have a good day. I was in their position long ago. But then again I treat all people with kindness and respect unless given a reason not to.

No. If they are women or a minority, I treat them even worse. REE

>>12687416
>style on laborers
I don't think you're interacting with others the way you think you are.

>>12686982
Fucking yikes

>>12688865
>only an autist would use a phrase I dislike
great catch, anon

>>12687481
Impressive. Very nice post

>>12687481
>>12689172
Literally true though

The poor are never guaranteed dignity, to pretend they do hurts both the poor and the people talking about the poor. Makes talking about it impossible. Just say it out right and lay it clear: being poor fucking sucks.

>>12686779
every fucking fast food restaurant is understaffed.

>>12686779
I treat them the same way that I treat everyone. Talk so softly that they often have to ask me to repeat while I nervously dig under my fingernails and stare at the floor.

i treat everyone nice because i'm a nice person :)

>Go to burgerking and take advantage of a two for one whopper deal
>after eating go into the bathroom and shit on the floor
>pick up half of it with a wad of toilet paper and smear it all over the walls
>wash hands and leave

>>12688827
This.
Literally any time I see someone being a dick to waitstaff (and 99% of the time it's the waitstaff, servers, or customer service reps who get shit on, dick customers can never actually direct their aggression, whining, and self-aggrandizing behavior at the people responsible for their perceived slight, they just want to yell and posture at the first person who has to listen to them to make themselves feel important), I'm hoping that either they will finally just shut the fuck up and leave so that everyone can stop cringing and we don't have to keep feeling pity for the waitstaff they've abused, or, that they will take that last step and go full-retard, starting a big fucking scene that even draws maximum shame and cringe from their present company, and otherwise putting on a show that goes so far beyond cringe that it becomes an entertaining train-wreck of a spectacle.

>>12686779
no

>>12689436
Nice sentence.

FUCK fast food workers. Why the fuck is everyone arguing that these people should get $15 per hour when many people working at REAL JOBS don't get that much?

When I go to fast food, I expect my orders to be made correctly. I also expect snappy service. I expect a positive attitude and to be greeted with a smile. And I expect them to deal with any questions I have and to substitute or make whatever alterations I want. THAT'S IT.

It's not exactly hard work. The menu at most places has like 10 basic items. They take the order and make the food. Not exactly fucking hard.

Nobody is campaigning for garbage men and other red-blooded Americans to get $15 per hour. So why the fuck is everyone focused on fast food workers?

>>12686982
High quality fresh pasta. Good recognisable accompanying image. I think this would dry well and serve the /ck/ community for years to come.

>>12689526
whoa there, fatty. chill the fuck out lmao.

>>12687351
This is /ck/ where even kranch toethumbs have their rightful place.

>>12689524

>>12689436
Learn to write faggot.

>>12689526
becuase this will make fast food restaurant think twice about hiring people that can't meet those demands, because then theyre *Really* not pulling their weight.

>>12689436
lol y u mad tho?

>>12689625
meant for
>>12689526

>>12688827
yes most people are servile faggots, not unlike the plate monkeys. that you would suggest that I'm deriding the poor (literally) beggars who are sucking at what they chose to do as a living because they are making the people around them cringe is an odd interpretation. I'm doing it so they'll improve. maybe not permanently, maybe not internally, but at least in the moment they can act like a job is a job and not paid leisure time. those fleeting, tormented moments of embarrassment maybe as close to professional as they ever get.

>>12686794
>"People"

>>12686779
I was at a fast sit down restaurant the other day and i forgot to tip. It was like dennys where you pay at a cash register. Didn't even occur to me at the time but now i feel like an asshole. What do?

>>12686835
>Being this big of a political figure and not being able to brush your teeth

>>12689299
You assume every young person working a part time job will be permanently in a state of being poor.

>>12686779
no, they are beneath me

Is it possible to have a functioning society where strata is both filling a necessary economic role and earning a dignified level of sustenance? Or is a certain percentage of society doomed to fill the role of Judas?

One time when I was like 21 I walked into a pizza place and this guy was straight up screaming at the employees for some reason. I sat there and watched for a couple minutes, the guy turned and said "sorry about that!" with a chuckle. He left and the girl at the counter and I laughed about it. Some people are so pathetic. I've always regretted not cussing that guy out but I was weaker then

>>12686982

>>12687403
dumbass

>>12686786
>>12686794
>>12686835
>>12686982
>>12687167
>>12687224
>>12687329
>>12687378
>>12687482
>>12687489
>>12688853
>>12689319
based and wholesomepilled

>>12689526
Its implied that the 'real job' people would get more in the process. Also cooking is actually harder than a lot of 'real jobs.'

>>12687403
I unironically wanted to bone a food service worker that was not at all conventionally attractive just because of how amazingly nice she was in a genuine way. First time I've ever truly been attracted to a woman based on personality and nothing else.

>>12686779
>telling your place of work you are suicidal
Clearly a roastie looking for attention

>>12689780
>brushing your teeth
He knows that the fluoride in toothpaste and water will weaken him

>>12687489
>>12687514
based Judge Anon poster

>>12686779
Why wouldn't I? Life is easier for me when I get along with people. "Please" and "thank you" cost me nothing.

I'm always nice to workers everywhere, cause I wasn't always an exec, I worked through college and I refuse to be an asshole to anyone just cause I have a little money.

>>12686982
Wtf why did my post get so many replies. I guess yall enjoyed my writing

>>12690014
Totally agree, I worked in a kitchen when I was young. I made 6.75 working my ass off, now I make 30 bucks an hour watching YouTube and drawing stuff. Worked a hell of a lot harder in the food industry than my "real" job.

>>12688800
I saw it on the news when you were fighting with Scientologists.

>>12686779
Only the underage females.

>>12686779
yeah, why wouldn't I?

i am in love with every waitress who is at least mildly attractive and you can't stop me

>>12690848
They know how to smile when they don't really mean it and it feels like they mean it but you know they don't and it's heartbreaking every time.

>>12686779
Yes.

They are also usually good in bed too.

>>12690852
i don't live in a tipping country so their smiles are more pure

>>12686982
>So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into.
Lol

>>12689526
>>12690848
>>12690946
keku

>>12687487
it's to get revenge for your hush beating you every night, isn't it?

>>12686779
I am extremely polite to them. Probably because I witnessed my father unjustly mistreating them while growing up. I'm nice because I know that they have to deal with people like my father. I want their experience with me to be either good or at worst neutral.

>>12689526
if 15 dollars is made to be federal minimum wage it would be illegal for anyone to make 11 dollars an hour.
This is like policy for 7th grade social studies

>>12687286
Hshahahshahahahahahahahahab
"I give 100% every day that I work"
That's your problem. Any less and you throw a temper tantrum because you never grew out of them. Oh and not making apologies isn't a good thing or something to brag about, it just means you're an insufferable cunt who can't admit he's wrong.

>>12689753
have sex

>>12686779
not typically

i don't treat them bad or anything but my expectations for good service are pretty low

>>12686827
Not too much eye contact, some people take it too far and maintain eye contact the whole time. I hate it.

>>12691400
same, just give my food and im good, i dont need you to smile

also whats the red circle meant to be showing here? the couch style and wallpaper/brick is way more convincing than the cushion gap or whatever

>>12686827
I try to, but I'm fucking terrible with names. I work in a small office and it's basically me and one other guy who has been there for more than a year and I still, sometimes, draw a complete blank on his name.

>>12686827
that is pretty weird. when do servers even introduce themselves by name? i never ask for that

>>12691488
All the time? "Hi, I'm X and I'll be your server. Can I get you some drinks?" is literally the first thing your waiter says 99% of the time.

The girl at the McDonald's window overheard me saying "I wouldn't get out of bed for $7 an hour." and I could tell that really hurt her feelings.

I was sympathizing with the people who work reasonably difficult jobs for such low pay, but I can understand how it came off as being elitist. I felt like an ass.

>>12691490
maybe in burgerland where you need to lick the boots of your customers to make a living wage

Tampering with food is a serious crime. Those of you who perpetuate the urban legend that you'll get spit in your food if you're rude don't seem to understand that.

>>12691495
also clearly shows that youre a privileged fuck
no-one wants to work at mcdonalds, but when youve got no other options you do it or you get kicked out of your house/starve

>>12689960
ugly

>>12691505
except that its basically undetectable

>>12691504
>Do americlaps really try to interact like people even when only doing food service????

>>12691516
youre trying to make fun of me, but it is dumb. thats why its mainly an american thing. i dont want the server to be my friend, i want them to take my order and bring me my food. im already with people i want to talk to when i go out to eat.

>>12691514
If it's undetectable, why even worry about it?

>>12691510
Eh, I wouldn't say that. I make the same amount more or less, but I work from home. I was simply expressing that I personally would literally not get out of my bed for that amount of money, because I don't.

>>12691524
fair point, its a human psychological thing, not a logical worry
although you could get sick i guess

>>12691528
are you self employed or something? that would make sense, but not everyone has the drive or ability to make money off a skill/talent like that. a lot of people working mcdonalds are also probably between other jobs

>>12691521
>i want them to take my order and bring me my food

I agree, but until they're replaced by a robot, they're still a person. I'm not saying give them a hand job on the way out, but at least address them by their name and throw in a thank you at the end.

>>12691537
ill usually say thanks or something if theyre nearby, but thats just a reflex. im not gonna remember their name for like 2 hours just so i can use it when i leave
personally, as someone who has been a server, i would be uncomfortable if some strangers i was serving knew my name and used it to call me over

>>12691534
Not quite self-employed, but close enough.

I get a lot of shit from other millennials who are bitter that they still go to a physical workspace and they act like I'm extremely lucky or privileged or something. In reality I'm just incredibly lazy and will probably never have a career or make a lot of money.

Anyway, I understand people's hardships. If you end up working at a McDonald's, you probably hate yourself for it every single day. Unless you're too stupid to be even a little self-aware, then I guess it doesn't fucking matter what you do.

>>12691510
Some people larp as if they do this as a petty power play but most see through their pathetic threats. Seen it a lot in tipping threads.

>>12691576
how did you manage to get a work-at-home job that pays basically minimum? i thought that kind of thing was reserved for important jobs where theyd rather you work from home than quit

>>12687583
In fact he did

>>12686982
what is this, a tumblr/incel crossover episode?

>>12691589
>how did you manage to get a work-at-home job that pays basically minimum?

I just applied to various companies that do online tech support/customer service. I used to made $14 an hour working in a lab, but it's worth the pay cut to never have to interact with humans for money again.

I don't have coworkers, don't ever have to deal with customers directly, don't have to get out of bed unless I feel like it. I can get 8 hours worth of work done in about an hour and have the rest of the day all to myself. It's awesome.

Like I said before, the worst part is dealing with all the bitter people who seem mad that they still have to go to work. People are so brainwashed, they really think a job isn't a job unless you have to get up and be miserable for 8 hours in some place you hate.

>>12690702
FUCKING
CHANOLOGY

>>12686779
Yes, I really enjoy fast food and appreciate the people that make it for me.

It's probably a weird thing to be a fan of, but I hate socialising, spending money, and love the taste of cheap food.

Yes, of course I treat them nice, just like I would any other human being that hasn’t wronged me in some way.

>>12691725
This takes maybe five seconds of extra effort for the server/busser to clean up and makes you look like a huge douche.

>>12689780
Teeth aren't supposed to be bright white when you're approaching 60.

>on some errands with family
>go to a burger king because its the easiest thing to eat for about 10 miles
>nobody there except 2-3 cars
>nowhere near opening or closing time
>go into drive thru
>ask for a very basic order, 3 things
>lady forgets our order 5 times, have to keep telling her what we ordered
>wait 20 minutes
>still nothing
>socially awkward retard that i am, too embarassed to say anything
>family member is alpha pack leader who doesn't take any guff, demands to see manager
>they STILL don't know what our order is
>get refund and go to nearby restaurant

The irony is that the mcdonalds down the street was packed, 9+ people in the drive thru. Yet they got our order to us in under 3 minutes. Gotta wonder what was happening at that BK.

>>12691758
They're never supposed to be bright white. You've been brainwashed.

>>12691736
based and decentpilled

>>12691761
I know, but especially when you're that old. Believe me, I'm well aware of the nonsense we buy into when it comes to the definition of oral health here in America.

>>12691759
It's kind of the opposite by me. I'm also a socially awkward retard so I do mobile orders all the time. McDick's there's a 90% chance the drive thru attendee will be the one going, "Uhhhhhhhhhhh...." while Burger King is on the ball with it.

I treat them well because I have pity for them. Most didn’t expect to end up being a food monkey. Besides those who work in fancy restaurants. I would rather be a government leech than work as a waiter so I give them credit. Always tip about $5 unless they’re rude. The majority of waiters with bad attitudes are niggers which I also have sympathy for. Imagine if you had to look into the mirror every day and saw what resembled a primate looking back at you, you’d be pissed too. So hey, cut them some slack.

>>12691759
>alpha pack leader

>waits 20 minutes at a burger king and doesn't even leave with food

pick one

>>12691758
>>12691761
>white is bad
Holy shit they're really winning this war, aren't they?

>>12691840
I know this post is satire, but on the off chance you're serious I just wanted to let you know that you're retarded

>>12689526
1. most garbage men make well over $15 an hour, despite the stereotype that manual laborers are underpaid
2. a large swath of red blooded americans ARE fast food workers, who do the job to the best of their ability, but are considered less than human by both customers and their employers

>that time I had to sit next to some boomer VP at work and all he did was complain to anyone within earshot
Didn't help that I'm in IT and he kept making comments like "this is so slow" or "the scanner is acting up, we should get a fax machine as a backup" .
Funny part is he literally never calls us for help.

>>12686982
>nobody raised me into
Very good, very good
Great potential, I rate it 9/10

>>12687085
Pretty much this. I don't even think the story is real, though. If it is, I agree with you.

>>12687260
t. actual reddit

>>12691587
shut up wagie.

>>12686982
It was most likely nothing, she was just being friendly. But you should have asked for her number like a real nigga before leaving the place forever.

>>12686982
Ingredients: eggs, flour

>>12689960
Cope

>>12686779
Of course. Everyone, at least, deserves courtesy and respect

>>12686779
Of course. It takes nothing to be nice to another person, and angels unawares, you know.

>>12687442
From my observations they hate white people because a lot of the users there are hapas whose dad's were white and their Asian mom's seemed to want a white guy so that they could have """white""" kids. It gives them some weird complex because they're mixed and have the Asian betaness that comes with an Asian mom and the type of white guy dad who goes for the Asian raifu meme. It's kind of like the half black/white people who almost always end up being anti-white (despite usually only having their white family sticking around) because they're trying to 'keep it real'.

>>12692834
Asian women are literally made to be bred by big white cock

>>12689753
>what they chose to do as a living
Literally retarded. Please play in rush hour traffic.

>>12689526
>Expects service but doesn't consider it a "real job"
Why don't you cook for yourself for once if it's so easy

Lardtub spotted

>>12692902
fastfood is braindead drone work and fucktards still manage to screw it up, no way in hell do they deserve the same pay as emt workers

>>12692810
>angels unawares
What does this mean?

>>12686779
I treat them as any other customer service person. Which is to say, vaguely politely unless they manage to annoy me.

I always try my hardest to get my order straightened out before the cashier asks, so that I can deliver it all in one go. And when I say, "Get my order straight", I mean I have to know everything I want, provide answers to any options that would come with my order before they ask, and have my payment method ready. It's retarded, but I feel physical pain if the cashier has to ask me "Did you want X or Y?" but sometimes I wonder if me doing things my way is too fast for the unexpecting ear.That being said, an empty fast food restaurant is a nightmare for me because unless I already knew what I wanted before I walked in the door, I'm going to have a bored cashier staring lazily at me while I pretend to decide what I want that day while in reality I'm having a panic attack.

>>12686982
You sound like Mr. Three for Free.

>>12686779
i treat everyone nicely.

>>12686982
NOW YOURE GONE
I REALIZE MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS STRONG
AND I MISS YOU HERE NOW YOURE GONE
I KEEP WAITING HERE BY THE PHONE
WITH THE PICTURES HANGING ON THE WALL

>>12686982
>she was white, I was asian
and what is she now? what are you now? black?

>>12686779
Yes. I try to treat all people as nicely as possible. Just because I am a miserable wreck doesn't mean anyone else deserves to be.

>>12691759
drive thru is a meme
never do drive thru, even if you're in a hurry

>>12692919
"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

>>12691504
This is common in Canada, too.

>>12686982

tru dat. I agrees. I can catch bigger fish wid dis shit

>>12691651

really? you don't miss the human interaction? I do the same sort of thing and have been doing it long enough I suppose to actually miss the little quirks of actually being in an office, happy hours, etc.

>>12686827
I told a guy whose name was Kyle "Seeya, Kyle" and gave him the Roman salute.
I don't think he got the joke.

>>12691759

most likely the entire staff is a bunch of junkies or something

>>12692456
as a guy who has worked in service for many years i see women toyed with in pretty awful ways all the time by customers. customers treat guys like shit too but it's not the same thing

>>12686982
SHOT TO THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>>12692885
right, I'm sure whatever socialist fantasy you entertain would treat them with dignity and fraternity and not just starve them in a camp for their endless inabilities

>>12686786
Boomers

>>12686786
Some people are real niggers regardless of skin color.

>>12686982
You truly deserve to be sexless my fren

I try to treat everyone with a basic level of courtesy. It's only when I am genuinely pissed off that I slip on that, but if someone is serving me, I should at least be kind out of gratitude.

>>12686779
If they are white, I treat them decent/tip.

>>12686982

>>12686982
YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!!

>>12686779
>Working as a server
>Customer is a cunt
>"Accidentally" spill beer on their four year old son
>Pretend to go inside to go bring towels
>Go for a smoke break insted
It was in the middle of the winter as well and their little spawn began sneezing like crazy, honestly these people deserve no mercy.

>>12695262
>person is being a cunt so take it out on their kid
???

>>12695274
Just doing my job to make sure the Gene pool is clean anon

>>12695285
people with good genes can be cunts too. do you think spilling beer on the kid will prevent them from ever reproducing?

>>12695299
I mean they were both over fifty and the kid was a bit of a downie

>>12695262
this reminds me of the time some lady and her kid, probably about 6, were walking the wrong way at the mall. i had a starbucks cup i filled with rum so i can get destroyed in secret. i bumped into the woman on purpose and dumped the last of my "coffee" in the kids face and fell on both of them and humped them a little. boy was that kids face red from crying about getting overproof rum in her eyes.

>>12695326
haha that kid sounds like a little bitch. When I was a kid we would get brandy rubbed on our gums whenever we had a toothache, and a shot of run whenever we had a headache. When we had the flu or a cold we drank whiskey in warm milk and honey. By the age of six we were already craving alcohol daily and would have loved a dose of overproof rum in our eyes.

>>12689360
based

>>12691769
>dentist straight-up tells me that flossing is unnecessary horseshit if you actually take the full 2 minutes to brush thoroughly

>>12691750
>makes you look like huge douche
>female waittress sees this and now wants to fuck you since females love being treated like shit
its a win win

>>12686779
I generally try to treat anyone nicely. Unless they wind up being pricks, then that stops real fast.

>>12686779

>>12696258
sounds like a shitty dentist.

>>12687260
This is such a cute narrow minded pov

>>12686959
if you like boomerposting go to /o/, literally noone there appears to be under 50

>>12686779
I live in constant fear that anyone preparing my food could spit in it or poison me at a moment’s notice so yes

>>12686779
Only if they're nice to me, other wise I Chuck Norris roundhouse kick them in the throat and when they're down I take a massive steamy monkey shit on their head.

>>12691524
What are communicable diseases

>>12686779
>go to taqueria at end of my block
>food sucks but it's cheap
>always the same cashier, cute shortstack Latina with big tits
>tip well, don't complain about shitty food
>she always smiles when I come in, makes small talk and carries my food out to my table instead of calling it out from the counter like she does for other customers
>tfw I'm engaged so flirting with her just makes me feel guilty

sucks to get old, boys

>>12698312
Hey, you can shop; but you cannot buy.

I treat wageslaves nicely because
>being nice to people feels good
>I've been a wagie most of my life
>being mean for no reason is dumb

When my son turns 18 I'm shoving him into a grocery store job so he learns the value of humility and how awful those jobs are

>>12686982
it honestly must suck being an asian guy. sorry. your girls are cute though.

>>12698386
>When my son turns 18 I'm shoving him into a grocery store job so he learns the value of humility and how awful those jobs are
I have a Zoomer co worker who thinks that EVERYONE should have to work in food service/retail for one year to see what it's like. He has a point.

>>12698431
It would make the world a gentler place, I think. Shitheads would still be shitheads but to normal people who are capable of empathy it could be an eye opener.

>>12698448
Agreed. Have this, you've earned it.

>>12698431
>>12698448
>It would make the world a gentler place, I think.
Not just gentler, I think it would teach people but humbleness and competency. I had a GM that thought everyone should be forced to work some form of customer service before any other occupation. I also met a guy who managed inventory that brought it up.

>>12686779
Yes. Their jobs suck and I've been in their position. At worst they don't even remember me because I was polite. At best I'm "that guy who's always really polite".

If they start being shitters though I don't mind being a bit of a dick back. I get that some people have bad days, but you gotta buckle down and deal with that shit.

>>12698431
I'm rich so I never did conventional work like that but I still treat employees nicely because I'm too distracted thinking about all the fun shit I've signed myself up for doing all the time that being mean and getting worked up over little things would just really dampen my high. Also, stressing over stuff causes wrinkles and makes you ugly. That's why boomers are so disgusting looking, not to mention killing their cells constantly by ingesting poison (alk and drogues, yuck)

Who here /chipotle/???

Only if their service is wonderful. Like with Chic-Fil-A.

>Go to Chic-Fil-A
>Order Chicken Sandwich meal
>Cashier strikes up a conversation with me
>Offhandedly mention my back has been hurting recently
>The manager bursts from the kitchen with a special chiropractic table
>Back is straightened out on the spot
>Sit down to eat
>Take bite into sandwich
>Foreskin grows back
>Ask them how they knew
>Cashier winks
>Say thanks
>"My pleasure"
>Mfw

I mean I could have gone without seeing what appeared to be a lesbian couple getting flogged to death in the corner and then burned but apart from that 10/10 experience, definitely worth treating those people nice

>>12686982
honestly not being a dick is the nicest thing you can do to a fast food worker, putting in extra effort makes them feel weird and being a dick is obviously frowned apon.
t. fast food worker

>>12698784
I go specifically for the floggings.

>>12698784
Wait, did this really happen?
If so, I might have to check them out.

>>12686835
Based

>>12692915
mcdongers pays more than the AAA 4-Diamond hotel i cook at. i only stay because i get a hard-on when people's eyes light up and they say 'oh wow you work THERE?'
>>12689526
>he actually goes to fast food
learn how to work a stovetop you absolute waste of blood and hair

>>12686982
This is narcissism (as a defense mechanism) disguised as self-pity. We are meant to chase an "ideal" us, but the recoil of reality is too strong. We are too self-aware. Like other anons mentioned, it could be that she was just polite and you're over reading the situation. Plus hitting on someone at work is awkward as fuck.

>>12691505
>tampering with food is a serious crime
just don't be rude then fucking retard

>>12695326
>fell on both of them and humped them a little
what the fuck

>>12686982
>she was white, I was asian
>was asian
what are you now?

>>12686779
I treat everyone nice (even niggers) unless they prove themselves unworthy of manners.

They are usually the dregs of humanity where I live, so I try to interact with them as little as possible, on the rare occasions I actually go inside a fast food

>>12686779
treat fast food worker?
i just tell them what i want pay get my order and leave

>>12698784
It's no coincidence that CFA starts their workers at a minimum of $15/hour. There's a direct correlation between higher minimum wage and going above and beyond the call of duty to inflict maximum levels of pain on marginalized groups.

>people who order gluten-free burgers during busy hours
>people who makes large orders in the drive-thru
>people who makes special snowflake orders
>groups of people who come in 10 minutes before the restaurant closes

>>12686779
I dont even notice them i thank them though

>>12699429
>mcdongers pays more than the AAA 4-Diamond hotel i cook at. i only stay because i get a hard-on when people's eyes light up and they say 'oh wow you work THERE?'
>tfw.....

>>12699958
figuratively speaking, of course. not literally.

>>12691470
They claimed they flipped the cushions so they aren't sitting in jizz stains in that shot. The gap shows the cushion is in the same position in both shots.

>>12700975
>hey claimed they flipped the cushions so they aren't sitting in jizz stains in that shot. The gap shows the cushion is in the same position in both shots.
And by doing so Wil Wheaton showed just how much of a beta Wesley Crusher he is. I bet he sucks Romulan cock for tiny pieces of gold pressed latinum.

>>12686982

>>12686779
I treat anyone that handles my food with respect

I dunno man. Depending on location some fast food workers make a fucking killing (tips,etc). Here for example papa johns is forking out $18 per just for some dude to deliver pizza. Then the tips the dude gets on top of it.

Meanwhile some corporate dude is making maybe 12 per and has to put up with bullshit,paperwork and is stuck behind a desk for 8 hrs a day. So you know there's all sides to it. For 18 per, I could work fast food and not give a shit what anyone thought. Money is money after all.

>>12701285
Did you know cars require maintenance, and you're constantly driving your car delivering pizza? This reminds me of people saying you can making a killing mining bitcoin on your own computer. Except that robbers aren't attracted to the smell of your GPU melting.

>>12686982
I am THIS close to being like you, our only difference is I can tell apart being hit on and people just being nice. Or maybe I can't and only think I can. FUCK. Either way being hit on is weird to me (not that it happens often), who are you complimenting, couldn't possibly be me right? You're pretty and smart and competent, I'm a dumbfuck NEET with barely average looks and an awkward onions personality, I refuse to believe this.

>>12699696
It's 12 in my state. Minority flogging does take a hit in quality. :(

>>12686779
yes because I was one of them briefly

but I do have low expectations from anyone who is over the age of 25 and still working the grill or cash

>>12686786
Funsies

>>12686982
I used to be pathetic and get excited whenever a remotely attractive woman showed interest in me. Now I'm mid 30s and I just remember all those times being attempts to manipulate me or else the chick was crazy and I reminded her of her abuser or whatever. It never turns out well. Women are not worth responding to and it's best to let that part of you just die, the part that gets excited

>>12687260
There is literally an entire normie meme centered around women named "Karen" that are shitheads to service people.

I treat them like kitchen appliances. I'm not inclined to sadism and condescension but I don't particularly care about them either.

>>12701951
have you donated to a sperm bank yet? I'm about to give up on women but I feel like being the dead end in my family tree is too shameful, its ok my surname doesnt survive but I feel like at least my genetic legacy carrying on will kinda maybe suffice enough that I wont kill myself immediately.

>>12701980
No I haven't. I always did want kids and I suppose it's still a possibility except for the current state of women and my attitude towards them now. I am 6'3" and highly educated and white so most likely I'd "look good on paper" to the bitches shopping for cum. It's a comfy thought that maybe I could still have offspring

>>12701980
It's not like they are actually gonna use the sperm of a pathetic loser like you.

>>12689526
I am pretty sure that garbage men earn 15 or more.

>>12696274
incel detected

>>12686982
This pisses me off, because this is the exact kind of overthinking I've done my entire life that has led me to being a 25 y/o virgin.

>>12701980
>>12701991
Christ, you can't make this shit up! It's one thing to get married with an agreement to not spawn, but the idea of incels whining about it is beyond laughable.

>>12686794
That's why their food gets spat on

>>12702077
the world is cruel and unfair, I didn't ask to be born with barely average looks and raised into having a shit personality. Yes I could have forced a "glow-up" with a fake personality and getting /fit/ but that's not who I am. I'd rather be me and a loser than be someone else and a slave to conformity. I didn't make this mess I'm not gonna clean it up.

>>12702077
I'm not an incel. I could get laid if I was willing to put up with women and make an effort to appease one. I've had several sexual relationships and learned from them

>>12686779
I dehumanize the interaction with them as much as possible. Their jobs should already be automated, so I don’t want to make anyone feel like human contact is a necessary part of the transaction.

>>12693921
wow too bad he didnt get the le epic reference

>>12698431
bretty b ased

>>12702037
Dont worry anon, another 5 years and you’ll be a wizard

>>12686886
This is also acceptable and highly appreciated by food service workers.

>>12686982
based /ck/ chink cooking up some fresh pasta

>>12702515
This is incredibly based. You are doing allah's work my comrad.

>>12702142
>I wasn't born with a perfectly bleached asshole so why bother?

Wah, faggot. Sounds like you're bitter about being mediocre and never improving upon yourself. It's probably "too hard" and you don't want to be a musclehead or some shit.

Holy fuck /ck/ is full of betas.

>>12703680
"Self improvement" to appease roasties is pathetic. Self improvement is for passing the time because roasties aren't worth it

>>12686982
I know this feel

The second I go to a place enough to where the workers there start being friendly with me, I start finding a new place

>>12703694
You can govern self improvement for any number of reasons. Attracting the opposite sex is just ONE of them so don't project over how pathetic you are in your current state for your own choices.

>>12703694
get a therapist or kill yourself

>>12703719
They amount to the same thing. Therapists seek only to murder the real you.

>>12686835
give me a turtle and a guac bowl, then we talk

>>12686779
Treating any type of service worker like shit is absolutely boomer tier and should be punishable by sterilization the first time then death the next time.

>>12689617
This. If fast food places start paying $15 an hour, they will start demanding their employees give $15 an hour service. Which ironically is probably a bad thing for most of the people pushing for it, because they'll get fired for doing a shit job the second they're expected to actually be worth that much. And prices would probably go up. But service would be better, so that's nice.

>>12686779
I used to, but eventually I realized they're never going to put out. So why bother?

>>12703717
The person I was replying to suggested someone should work on self improvement specifically to attract a mate
>>12703719
Fill your vagina and anus with cement you fucking roastie

>>12689526

>>12704784
He actually didn't. He implied you haven't attracted a mate because you've never worked on self-improvement. There's a subtle but very important difference.

>>12689299
>>12687481

>>12704848
Yes he did stupid

Sure. I don't kiss their ass, but I never chimp out over a bad order.

>>12689526
>sorry anon, (((we've))) decided you are no longer doing a "real job" therefore your pay is now $6 an hour.

>>12705235
>takes 95% of the company profit and pays tax on 2% of it
>"young people today are just too lazy"