/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Worst thread of 2019

>>12696227
Virtue signaling
According to the tolerant left, I’m a bigot and should be fired from my job unless I act like overwhelmingly spicy diarrhea fuel is better than normal food

>>12696241
Whats it like to live in your head and believe that normal things are all part of some conspiracy by the democrats to enslave you in a communist hellhole? Its just tacos you braindead /pol/dditor.

>>12696241
The idea that you could hold down a job in anything more than manual labor is laughable

>>12696241
stop being mentally ill

>>12696241
nah, if your a bigot its because your an angry, angry 19-23 year old white male who legitimately believes you are the most. oppressed. minority. in HISTORY cus you've been on this shithole website for too many summer breaks jerking it to trannies mostly.

>>12696255
>>12696235
>>12696259
>>12696264
Fuck you guys. I came here for support. I have been having a real hard week. Was thinking about posting a nigger hate thread on /pol/, but went with this, thinking you were my friends. I really need the validation today, so please help out. My friends on /r9k agree with me, thought you'd be the same. Need that pat on my back today, guys

>>12696241
Tacos aren’t spicy by default

>>12696227
Why do they fake orgasms? Same thing.

>>12696276
OMG tacos just HAVE to be super kickin'
Here I brought a bottle of Reaper's firebreather to really make it burn

>>12696227
No pretends to like any food. People generally eat what they like, and even when they eat stuff they don't like it's apparent. Why are you so angry at women that you need to make up random things like this?

Oh and actually one exception: people do pretend to like beer but that's it. No one enjoys drinking it, it's just a way to prove something to other people

>>12696227
The same reason girls do anything

>>12696241
>Taco Bell gives you the runs
>spicy food makes you take painful shits
These are the two biggest American food memes, and I have yet to understand how it is possible, if it really happens to them, that literally no other country on the planet encounters either symptom when eating such foods.
Is suggestion so powerful, that being told from infancy "This is supposed to happen" warps your mind to the point you actually feel the symptoms, even though someone without the same conditioning wouldn't?

>>12696325
I enjoy drinking beer, want to fight about it bitch?

>>12696241
>it's the leftists' fault I have a weak constitution and shit myself from normal food

>>12696325
The cognitive dissonance between one paragraph and the other is amazing.

>>12696496
>>12696459
Oof, masculinity is so fragile

>>12696338
Because they are NPCs?

>>12696499
>contract for NASA
>quit to make epic stick figure comics
yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say it was autism

>>12696355
this desu.
>be Scandinavian who grew up on potatoes, gravy, and some kind of meat
>since moving out from home and getting into cooking, been eating a lot of spicy shit, but never experienced any problems with shitting myself to death or 'lmao you're going to feel that next time you shit, lol your poor butthole XD'

>>12696499
>oof
Not surprising that someone who copes with his kiddie palate by believing in some delusional massive conspiracy to pretend to like beer employs numale lingo. It's ok, though, guys at the bar won't make fun of you for ordering a choco milkie.

>>12696227
Id like her taco

>>12696273
lol

>>12696551
>he doesn't use certain words because he might be called numale

Thank you for proving my point about fragile masculinity.

>>12696241
>Year three of the Trump Administration
>Taco consumption is still mandatory
"Promises Kept" my ass.

>>12696568
Dilate

What roll does gender have in liking mexican food again? I'm confuse.

>>12696608
role*

>>12696273
I’m sure you’re having a hard time and lord knows we all do from time to time.

But I just want you to know, from my heart of hearts, that if you killed yourself right now this board would improve because then at the very least we’d be saved from garbage fucking threads like this.

>>12696355
Same. Italian here, and I had never heard of anyone taking painful shits from spicy food until I started going on the internet a lot and hearing about it from Americans.

>>12696499
I unironically enjoy drinking most beer, if I just wanted to get drunk I'd drink straight liquor.

>>12696241
Wow anon, look at all these (you)s

>>12696227
Everyone likes tacos

>>12696227
...what? Tacos are pretty much entry-tier food. Easy to make, hard to really fuck up, the opposite of BBQ. You'd have to be the pickiest bastard to not like tacos. It's not a girl saying "OH, I just LOVE David Lynch," but starts fiddling on her phone 5 minutes into "The Straight Story" or "Blue Velvet". Women pretend to like a lot of stuff to get guys' attention, but tacos isn't one of them.

>>12696551
>posts image full of buzzwords
>post itself is almost entirely buzzwords
Ironic

>>posts image full of buzzwords
>>post itself is almost entirely buzzwords
>Ironic