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I ate a bunch of canned tuna and mayonnaise I'm literally dying bros why am I so stupid please never eat canned tuna with mayonnaise

>> No.12685517

>>12685292
Are you puking?

>> No.12685530

>>12685292
I eat that like 3 times a week with triscuits. How can you be so retarded that you fucked up a two ingredient meal?

>> No.12685536

>>12685292
canned tuna and mayo is a keto staple. you might just be sick

>> No.12685545

>>12685292
there is so much mercury in tuna and so much S_Y in mayonnaise that you're gonna die

>> No.12685563

not op and not making a new thread to blog post...
i caught some lake whitefish a few months ago and canned it. just opened up a jar tonight and it tastes indistinguishable from canned tuna. why is this?
either way, it made a killer sandwich

>> No.12685582

>>12685292
How much is a bunch? You likely just overindulged. Take some pepto or similar medicine and take it easy. I hope you feel better soon.

>> No.12685592

>>12685536
If he's trying to follow a fad diet like keto he's most definitely sick.

>> No.12685642

>>12685592
Bad b8

>> No.12685657

>>12685292
How in the fuck? I hated both and powered through tuna floating in mayonnaise sandwiches as a kid.
Was that fuckin mayo refrigerated?
Just take a tums, you big bloody vagina.

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12685664

>>12685642
>b-but keto is a real, non-retarded thing!

>> No.12685691

>>12685664
Do you think all the people using it to lose weight are imaginary? Based schizoposter

>> No.12685724

>>12685292
Menards had a massive sale on prespiced sweet and spicy tuna.
Bought 2 entire 20 pack packets for 5$?
bought some miracle whip and relish...mix and toast some bread..make a sammy....ohhmg

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>>12685530
How's that mercury poisoning treating you? You deranged fuck.

>> No.12685762

>>12685736
It's fine. I'm not reproducing or anything

>> No.12685769

>>12685724
I'm as white as they come and miracle whip can suck my asshole. That shit sucks.

>> No.12685772

>>12685536
I'm a ketogenic person myself, but I am also big on recycling! These days I just pour the contents of old thermometers into my bowl of mayonnaise. Tastes great, and less mercury than canned tuna!

>> No.12685773

>>12685772
Stop buying Chinese sourced food, goof.

>> No.12685781

>>12685773
I make my own mayonnaise though...?

>> No.12685851

>>12685781
Just stop you moron.

>> No.12686028

>>12685691
>do you think all the people using it to lose weight are imaginary
No. I think they're retarded.

>> No.12686049

>>12686028
For losing weight?

>> No.12686054

>>12686049
Walk to Subway like a normal pedophile.

>> No.12686063

>>12685769
Not for leftover thanksgiving Turkey, you uncultured fuck. Mayonnaise on everything else tho.

>> No.12686073

>>12685736
You have to eat quite a bit of tuna for that to be an issue. Just rotate some /deenz/ and you're good.