/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Goat scrotums and not much else

I imagine because they're big enough, you could treat them like I treated bull testes. Briefly boil before dropping them in ice water, then peel off the exterior.

Then you can use them a variety of different ways, in stews, slice and fry them like little steaks, deep-fry them, etc.

>>12679297
for what reason would anyone but a third worlder eat testicles on purpose?

>>12679304
No reason. Please save the parts and put them right in the front of the grocer for us.

>>12679277
Goat ballsacks

>>12679304
You do know Americans have a delicacy called Rocky Mountain Oysters right? Aka bull testicles.

>>12679277
they're good in your mouth, raw.

>>12679368
>delicacy
for who? american's don't eat that shit other than drunken dares

>>12679368
>>12679375
It's not a delicacy. If I remember right it was a drunken festival. And we can buy testes at the foreign markets if we want to cook them. The vast majority of Americans simply don't because they're not available in most groceries and they've never heard of eating them outside of festivals.

>>12679406
americans dont eat that shit because they don't have to. they could be on sale for 50 cents a pound and id still pay the extra 1.50 and get chicken

>>12679421
>you can't make me like this
Okay.

>>12679421
Chickens don't have testicle you dummy

>>12679434
Correct, they get impregnated by the holy ghost. So remember, when you eat eggs, you're eating the body of christ.

t. homeschooled by evangelicals

>>12679277
Ask janny's mom, she suckles them on the reg.

>>12679277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg5YQjzCSL8
probably fried or grilled with bbq sauce like yakitori

>>12681388
Yeah you would eat testicles, faggot.

>>12679297
Animal testicles are unheard of as a food where I live. What's the texture/consistency/taste like?

>>12679406
>>12679375
We'll eat it as a dare. They're part of the menu at the same place where the 72 oz steak challenge is held.

>>12681388>>12681394

i figured it would be used much like most organs/gizzards;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GNAE5ABh2Q

>>12679277
That’s what former body builders used to eat. That’s all teste. Make ceviche out of it. It’s delicious. Perhaps similar to tongue but firmer. With almost a gizzard like taste. So if you like gizzards and tongue you’d like teste.

>>12679277
>Raw
>Frozen
Pick one

>>12679368
I always called them Prairie Oysters.

>>12679286
Came here to post this.

>>12679277
Yes, a curry. Practically everything is good in a curry even brains.

>>12679304
this qt is finnish and eats raw ballsacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ymVCWvNT10

>>12681603
It's hard to make brains not taste good.

>>12681657
Your body probably craves brains disproportionately because it doesn't have any.

>>12679277
In ya mouth, ooooo got 'em xD

>>12681492
That's a completely different thing

>>12681609
very qt

>>12681657
Depends on the animal, texture and smell is generally the big issue to tackle when cooking brains. That and also cooking in a way that it isn't going to make someone sick.

>>12683979
>texture
you either like it or don't desu. (if you don't peel yr brains then kys cooklet)
>smell
literally none
> cooking in a way that it isn't going to make someone sick
if your animal was a priony bugger - you're fucked (this is negligible in the first world)
this has nothing to do with how you prep the cunts (the best way is peeled then gently left in a hot court bouillon (loads of white mirepoix and parsley), then drying, flouring, and cooking in foamy butter)

>>12681781
Rocky mountain oysters is another name for it, not the drink and it's bull testicles.

>it's a anon buys something weird and asks /ck/ what to do with it episode
Choke to death on them.

>>12679277
ur moms pussy