/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12681462
>knife!
>hot!
>corner!
Sure. But literally nobody says "sharp".

>Alfredo, two sweaty niggers! Hold the salt!

>the ol’ tappa-tappa

>>12682351
what's wrong with his eyes

>>12682382
You ain't seen what they've seen.

>>12682386
true

No soy ilegal

*walks behind you*
>Imma gayfuck you, boy

>>12681462
CUCHILLO!!

t. Everyone at my job is a Spic but me

>>12682325
WA
FUCKING
LA

>>12681462
>BEHIND!

>>12681462
*teleports behind you*
*unfolds my one black raven wing*
*unzips katana*

>>12682472
Basado!

>8 top walk in of Canadians

*snaps gloves*
>bend over

>>12684422
Sorry boss I need a smoke break hehe

>I NEED 3 FRIES DOWN

>>12681462
>smoke break

someone wrote a really authentic list of kitchen lingos. it was like I was really there but I can't find it in the archives.

>>12681462
Does anyone else's restaurant refer to blacks as "Canadians" or is it just the one I work at?

>order of steak nachos, it's for a table of Canadians

>>12685133
that's pretty fucked up code

the only black things up here get smacked with hockey sticks

>dick cheese, hold the cum
>13 faggots in a barrel everyone

>>12685133
this is throughout the whole country honestly

>¡Caliente, caliente, caliente!

>>12681462
>geez louise
>wow
>it's hot!
>gimme salt
>gimme pep
>okay
these are the ones my kitchen uses

>>12684422
Throw down 56 wings

>*CLANG* *CRASH* *BANG* *CRUNCH*

>"....That's not where that goes!"

>>12685311
Man c'mon man
Opa

>>12684422
Well done steaks it is

86

>>12681462
Jamaican dude here for the summer likes to say HOT! when he has like a pair of tongs in his hand like it’s the funniest joke in the world

>>12685328
Don't forget the skrimps and lobstah!

>>12685344
Actually had a table of Canadians today who all got ribeyes and bavette steaks “medium rare- on the rare side”
Was sure I was going to get some one complaining or a sent back steak but it went well.
Don’t get the bavette well-done kids

>>12685133
Not in places with actual Canadians. They are the worst.

I don't work in a kitchen because I'm not a criminal or degenerate.

>>12685368
I bet you do tho

>>12685311
>>*CLANG* *CRASH* *BANG* *CRUNCH*
>"Quit dropping shit on the floor!"
>*SLAM* *CLANK* *BOOM*
>"I wonder what sounds you'll make!"

>>12681462

>*HOT PAN*

>>12685366
ugly yankee cope

*CLANG* * BANG* *CRASH* *SMASH*
>what the fuck was that?
>uhhh nothing don't worry about it

"coming through"

>>12682755
This. This one is universal.

Space is small and people are working with hot shit and food they can drop or can cut into their hands or the product they're working into. When passing by they'll often say "BEHIND" clearly.

>>12685434
A fucking leaf

>>12681462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMlkfTIjLFA

>>12681462
Ding ding ding!
>order up!

>>12685133
Here at Applebees we refer to them as "Mondays"

>>12684422
let me guess, canadian is slang for melanin-enriched folks?

>>12685366
canadians tip well and are pretty nice.
quit spending so much time on /pol/ seething about leafs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

Some of this shit is hilarious.

>>12685995
No shit, Sherlock.

>>12681462
Yo Jose! I'm still waiting on those tots you fat spic!!

t. Worked at Dennys for 17 years.

>>12681464
tfw the restaurant you work at is designed like a fucking fun house maze so you have to yell corner every 5 seconds

>>12685991
>>12685133
>Special codewords for African Americans
For what reason, exactly?

>>12686015
they frequently eat out in large packs for whatever reason and are known to be rude to waitstaff and leave shitty tips

>>12686015
#justwhitepeoplethings

>>12686020
*no tip

>walk-in [any number greater than 6] top
no, fuck you, make a reservation you goddamned asshole you know what you're doing

>>12686015
Waitstaff just warning each other of possible conflict from the groups most likely to cause conflict. Code words are needed in case you’re overheard and they flip out prematurely.

>>12686015
When I was a teen working at fast food place they were the most obnoxious rude and plain retarded. They would try to pull off scams all the time. They would ALWAYS say their fries are cold and not up to their standard. Always want to talk to the manager to get free shit. Whenever I saw one walking toward the parking lot I would go to the back or restroom while the other cashier helped them. I’m not even a poltard but damn

>>12686002
>terms with more or equal number of syllables to orignal word
Literally what is the point?

>>12681462
>KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE
WE GET IT RICKY YOU ARE CARRYING A KNIFE

>>12685359
i think you mean it went medium-rare

>>12685133
We will rub our arm to indicate different skin color than white.
>that cunt was really trying to get her meal comped because she ordered the wrong thing
>was she (rubs forearm)
>yep

>>12686097
the funny thing is that i just started a job delivering pizza and my previous jobs didnt take tips, but my 3 biggest tips so far have all been basketball americans. One guy saw me struggling to hold the food so he just hands me a Twenty.

>>12686459
Selling drugs is known to pay well.

>>12686002
Nervous pudding and wet mystery gave me a good chuckle.

>>12685133
I'm black and yeah, we call POC Canadians where I work too. I seriously fucking hate waiting a table of black people. Always rude. Never fucking tip. Will always say their food is cold to get it for free even when it's piping hot. Honestly makes me embarrassed to be black sometimes. It's a stereotype for a reason.

>>12686459
You deliver to upper middle class neighborhood don't you?

>>12686015
because if they hear you say anything that sounds like black they have the right to set fire to everything within city limits

>>12686025
to be fair they probably do not know what they're doing. they think that restaurants are magic food machines

>>12687255
it's a mix. but the upper class people are awful tippers, it's usually lower-middle class people who consistently tip decently.

>>12686431
specificity maybe?

CORNER HOT
HOT PAN CORNER
COMIN ROUND HOT
HOT HOT HOT
WATCH OUT CORNEEEEER
CORNER CORNER CALIENTE
COMIN THROUGH HOT

why are BoHfags so fucking stupid that they have to run around yelling like autistic children instead of just being mindful of their surroundings?

We used to play a game called gay chicken. It included things like cupping the chefs breast from behind and breathing hotly into his ear, or putting your hand in the grill cooks back pocket to “help him get his wallet”. One of the new guys got pissed off and demanded to know how far we’d go to win, and what the rules were. Chef looked him dead in the eye and said “ the only way to lose is to fall in love”. Goddamn I miss cooking.

>>12689906
Its mostly just the boomers

>>12686025
>chilling with the lads
>oi m8s i'm getting hungry. anyone know a place?
>yea bruv me and the missus ate at a nice place, it's not far
>alright lads let's give er a go

What's the problem? A restaurant has more than six seats in it.

>>12681462
*is Mexican behind you*
¡CALIENTE BEHIND!

OPEN OVEN