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My standard array of pizza condiments. I usually use one or more of these at a time.

What would you add or take away?

>> No.12679555

>>12679545
Replace ranch with mayonnaise. Tabasco+mayo=best combo

>> No.12679569

>>12679545
I'd like most the array if it didn't look like you chose the lowest common denominator with a lot of your choices. You can do better than Tabasco on pizza, fresh herbs are better than an Italian seasoning blend which is better than plain oregano, and cheese powder is just wrong. Also, fuck off with Ranch.

>> No.12679602

>>12679545
>What would you add or take away?

(you)

>> No.12679614

>>12679545
Good pizza requires no condiments at all.

>> No.12679617

>>12679569
>You can do better than Tabasco on pizza

Get too cute with your hot sauce, and your pizza just tastes like that hot sauce. A simple classic is better in this case.

>fresh herbs are better than an Italian seasoning blend

And homemade pizza is better, but guess what? That's not always happening.

>which is better than plain oregano

Again, simplicity can be better. "Italian seasoning blends" can contain all kinds of shit you don't want or need. I'll blend my own seasonings, thanks - which is exactly what I'm doing here.

>and cheese powder is just wrong.

Freshly-granted genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano is better, yes, but again: that's not always happening. That cheese isn't the cheapest thing in the world, and sometimes you just want to shake something on, not get out the shredder.

>Also, fuck off with Ranch.

Well, you've left nothing to discuss there. Ranch is great as a crust dipping sauce.

>> No.12679630

>>12679617
>Ranch is great as a crust dipping sauce.
Ranch on pizza is foul.

>> No.12679673

>>12679545
I would add teriyaki sauce. Beef and mushroom pizza with a bit of ranch and some teriyaki sauce is freaking amazing.

>> No.12679708

>>12679545
make a spicy ranch!

ranch + hot sause + little lemon juice and paprika!

>> No.12679912

Where’s the Old Bay?

>> No.12679915

>>12679545
Add in barbecue sauce and throw the rest out.

>> No.12679984

>>12679545
I would say to add some basil, thyme and chili powder but simple is better. Drop the ranch or replace it with Alfredo sauce. I love anchovies on pizza but I don't force it on anyone. Good luck pizza bro. T. Makes homemade pizza 3+ a week.

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>>12679569
what's wrong with powder on pizza? i use these all the time.

>> No.12680009

>>12679545
I'd take away everything and add a good pizza, ameritard

>> No.12680217

>>12680007
Those aren’t for pizza.

>> No.12680224

Ketchup, bbg sauce, mutard, mayo.

>> No.12680233

>>12679614
Cringe. I bet you also enjoy

>> No.12680480

>>12679545
Pizza doesnt need ranch or mayo

>> No.12681377

>>12679617
Not as bad as ketchup on pizza.

>> No.12681384

>>12679614
>good pizza
No such thing

>> No.12681386

>>12679545
>kroger shopper

>> No.12681408

>>12679545
For the price of all of these you could have bought fresh basil, ev olive oil, and real Parmesan/ percorino
Although if youre having default ass American pizza then ranch is best but make it urself, the bottle ones taste like shit (vinegar)

>> No.12681423

>>12679614
Pizza is just flat bread with condiments you fucking mong.
The ones featured are at most tedious aftermarket.

>> No.12681769

I couldn't imagine going to a pizzeria and requesting ranch dressing, it would be like asking for ketchup at a sushi restaurant. Ranch is vile goo meant for morbidly obese people.

>> No.12681956

>>12681386
You realize these are all available in all major grocery stores, right?

>> No.12681958

>>12681769
at least it's Ken's and not Kraft

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12681959

>>12679545
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of HFCS to top my pizzas with! How did you know?

>> No.12682037

>>12681423
>Pizza is just flat bread with condiments
Glad I don't live wherever you do.