WebM Thread

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WebM Thread Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:44:52 2019 No.12671072 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:45:35 2019 No.12671078 File: 2.88 MB, 626x360, Me At The End.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:46:46 2019 No.12671083 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, ROASTED ACORN SQUASH WITH MAPLE BROWN BUTTER.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:47:58 2019 No.12671088 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, LINGUINE WITH TUNA AND CHERRY TOMATOES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:49:11 2019 No.12671092 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, CHEESY BAKED BEANS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:50:22 2019 No.12671101 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, PASTA AL FORNO WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:51:52 2019 No.12671115 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, THE ULTIMATE BRUSSELS SPROUT SANDWICH.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:53:04 2019 No.12671121 File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, FLANK STEAK WITH CHIMICHURRI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:54:16 2019 No.12671126 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, SPICY STREET CORN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:55:42 2019 No.12671131 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, BACON, AVOCADO, TOMATO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:57:06 2019 No.12671139 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, COCONUT SRIRACHA BROCCOLI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:58:17 2019 No.12671147 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, SCALLOPS WITH SHISHITO PEPPER PUREE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 22:59:30 2019 No.12671150 File: 2.90 MB, 632x440, Bugs And Banh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:00:43 2019 No.12671157 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Day Old Fried Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:01:41 2019 No.12671167 lurkin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:01:55 2019 No.12671168 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, BULLETPROOF COFFEE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:03:07 2019 No.12671171 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, FoodPorn Moments.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671167

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:04:47 2019 No.12671178 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, How to Make Basic Bone Broth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:05:59 2019 No.12671186 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Roast Beef Sliders.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:08:57 2019 No.12671193 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Kondomeriet- Foodpornw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:10:10 2019 No.12671198 File: 2.79 MB, 696x360, Burger King's Mac N Cheetos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:11:21 2019 No.12671201 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Interracial Foodporn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:13:34 2019 No.12671211 File: 2.87 MB, 666x500, Artichokes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:18:16 2019 No.12671230 File: 2.82 MB, 366x640, Geoduck Clam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:21:00 2019 No.12671240 File: 2.88 MB, 718x718, Pizza In A Pan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:23:44 2019 No.12671260 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Cheesy Garlic Pull Apart Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:31:34 2019 No.12671292 >>12671078 moH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:32:24 2019 No.12671295 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Homemade cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:33:55 2019 No.12671305 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, How to Make Cheese at Home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:38:34 2019 No.12671332 File: 2.88 MB, 680x480, Cambodia 2010.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:41:31 2019 No.12671350 File: 2.88 MB, 646x480, Durian Fruit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 23:59:25 2019 No.12671421 >>12671072 These were all extremely relaxing to watch thx op

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:02:53 2019 No.12671439 File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Stuffed Chicken Parmesan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671421 Danke Schoen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:16:39 2019 No.12671499 >>12671078 How does he get out without releasing his ground harness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:23:56 2019 No.12671524 >>12671499 Kek stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:34:29 2019 No.12671560 File: 15 KB, 556x561, 1451229524175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671078 Not only is it in reverse, it's upside down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:07:15 2019 No.12671694 >>12671439 Terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:58:51 2019 No.12672088 >>12671078 .kcab si gnik ehT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:25:04 2019 No.12672616 >>12671201 saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:42:36 2019 No.12672643 >>12671078 How did he get up there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:54:30 2019 No.12672658 >>12671560 ˙ʇɹoɟ ƃƃǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo puiʞ ʎlɹns ǝɥ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:24:43 2019 No.12672708 >>12671168 how the fuck do you feed butter grass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:25:53 2019 No.12672711 >>12671078 how does the breaks get out without egging?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:33:33 2019 No.12672734 >>12671072 After The Event has destroyed our civilisation and the aliens find our remains, I look forward to seeing them explain this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:40:00 2019 No.12672759 >>12671083 >Americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:42:01 2019 No.12672763 >>12672759 what's the problem nonce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:43:41 2019 No.12672768 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:44:06 2019 No.12672770 >>12672734 Do not think about The Event.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:45:15 2019 No.12672775 >>12672763 The food was done after the oven part. The butter and extra sugar was unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:46:35 2019 No.12672782 >>12672775 >babby palette shit genes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:47:03 2019 No.12672786 None of the webms have replies, how am I supposed to know which ones to bother watching

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:49:34 2019 No.12672792 >>12672786 I'd reply to them but I'm on a phone and nobody is writing descriptions of them like they're supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:49:54 2019 No.12672794 File: 18 KB, 240x240, 1559307768095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12672763 >super sweet vegetables >add concentrated sugar syrup >then more sugar at the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:51:33 2019 No.12672799 >>12672794 >squash >sweet lmao why are you even here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 07:59:47 2019 No.12672826 >>12672799 roasted squash is really sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:00:55 2019 No.12672831 >>12672826 that's just sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:01:26 2019 No.12672832 >>12672782 It's palate motherfucker. If you don't want to taste the food you're making might as well just drink straight up maple syrup you'll do us all a favour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:02:34 2019 No.12672836 >>12672832 you posted that as if ingesting maple syrup would do anything to the average person something you want to tell us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:05:41 2019 No.12672842 >>12672836 Please do exclusively feed on maple syrup since it's so delicious and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:07:58 2019 No.12672845 >>12672842 what a bizarre cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:08:38 2019 No.12672847 >>12671088 I made this recently. It was better than I expected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:45:15 2019 No.12672940 File: 162 KB, 400x300, 1510856955168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12672799 >>12672831 Americans...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 08:45:54 2019 No.12672942 >>12672845 You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 09:03:48 2019 No.12672981 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, kidgetsrekt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671072

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 09:06:05 2019 No.12672986 >>12672942 this is my favorite reddit meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 09:36:32 2019 No.12673066 >>12671078 ecin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 09:50:09 2019 No.12673107 >>12672775 Would you have said the same if it were a balsamic glaze?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:01:54 2019 No.12673142 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, dirt egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:11:49 2019 No.12673181 File: 208 KB, 652x624, 1545766123692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12672768 where do you fuckers keep bringing this stuff from

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:28:37 2019 No.12673236 >>12672768 terrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:29:46 2019 No.12673245 File: 928 KB, 480x480, BBQ_fish_skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:30:50 2019 No.12673249 File: 1.84 MB, 640x640, black_chef_BTFO_white_people.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:31:53 2019 No.12673254 File: 2.46 MB, 270x360, canibalism.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:32:56 2019 No.12673260 File: 1013 KB, 404x720, canibalism2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:33:22 2019 No.12673264 >>12672708 My fucking sides have been grass fed & buttered into an obese Americans gut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:33:50 2019 No.12673266 >>12673260 why do centipedes explode in white wine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:34:01 2019 No.12673267 File: 2.94 MB, 272x496, cannibalism3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:34:41 2019 No.12673270 >>12673260 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:35:03 2019 No.12673273 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, eggscellent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:35:24 2019 No.12673276 >>12672768 So that's how you lure in a bull

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:35:36 2019 No.12673278 >>12671168 what do you win by drinking coffee with fat? and why is it called bulletproof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:36:13 2019 No.12673281 File: 2.76 MB, 480x480, emus_hate_him.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:36:37 2019 No.12673283 >>12673245 Is this from an infomercial?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:37:17 2019 No.12673286 File: 2.22 MB, 400x400, JackSpecialPizzaRoll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:38:18 2019 No.12673288 >>12671230 why did she slap the dick before eating it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:38:20 2019 No.12673289 >>12673266 >He's never deep fried centipedes in white wine The fuck you even on my board for nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:38:21 2019 No.12673290 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, pol_BTFO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:39:31 2019 No.12673292 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, poo_in_food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:40:36 2019 No.12673294 File: 2.17 MB, 640x360, roiding4this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:40:54 2019 No.12673296 >>12673142 crunchy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:41:40 2019 No.12673300 File: 463 KB, 240x360, roidingFORthis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:41:55 2019 No.12673301 >>12673142 is he just messing with him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:42:35 2019 No.12673304 >>12673273 >not eggscape

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:42:43 2019 No.12673305 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, soy_latte.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:43:40 2019 No.12673310 >>12673281 is that a human torso?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:43:48 2019 No.12673312 File: 2.66 MB, 853x480, street_food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:44:48 2019 No.12673315 >>12673310 check the filename

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:45:25 2019 No.12673317 >>12673292 I genuinely can't tell if this is being satirical or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:46:56 2019 No.12673320 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, curried eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673315 Yeah well, you know, just because they're sad and smoke ciggies and drink coffee all day doesn't mean they're not human. Asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:47:55 2019 No.12673325 >>12673312 >storing the money with the ingredients

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:48:07 2019 No.12673326 >>12672981 wtf HAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:49:30 2019 No.12673332 File: 412 KB, 580x658, my sides.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673142 >Huh, no poop flavor! So this is what looking at the bright side of things truly means

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:49:35 2019 No.12673333 >>12673320 this should be good but it just makes me angry for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:53:08 2019 No.12673340 >>12673333 Checked. Are you talking about the webm? I've made it a few times and it's very delicious. And low effort, which is also sometimes nice. And of course it's a curry, so there's room for lots of variation in ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:53:37 2019 No.12673341 >>12672832 >favour Shouldn't you be busy praying to Mecca?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:55:16 2019 No.12673349 >>12671168 diarrhoea in a cup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:56:10 2019 No.12673355 >>12673340 What is chilli powder? Is it the same chilli powder that I use when making American chilli, or is it something else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:56:48 2019 No.12673357 >>12672981 Fuck sake, do they really need to be so rough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:57:12 2019 No.12673360 >>12673278 >why is it called bulletproof There used to be a meme blender called the bullet. I am guessing since the bullet is not used, but a handheld one instead, they call it that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:58:13 2019 No.12673363 >>12673357 That's how they jumped him into the gang!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:59:02 2019 No.12673366 >>12673357 the weak must fear the strong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:59:35 2019 No.12673368 File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, announcing you don't intend to tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673355 It's dried and powdered chili peppers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:02:05 2019 No.12673375 >>12673368 so like korean gochugaru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:03:53 2019 No.12673382 >>12673375 You could certainly use that. You can use whatever you like of course, but this would be close enough to what he's using.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:04:23 2019 No.12673385 >>12673360 oh, so it was just a marketing meme to sell blenders

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:05:02 2019 No.12673386 >>12671150 i wow'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:05:27 2019 No.12673389 File: 50 KB, 500x392, 2afdb16b3d5143a9feaad0116b07a778c4e7a6583a44edac128b8421c8603007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673368

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:12:15 2019 No.12673409 >>12673368 You just know that soy cuck posted that shit proudly on instagram too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:13:17 2019 No.12673411 >>12673382 Awesome, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:23:00 2019 No.12673450 >>12671332 >>12671350 Did he get AIDS or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:00:14 2019 No.12673586 File: 110 KB, 710x454, RaplJAs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671078 For maximum enjoyment turn auto rotate off on phone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:23:27 2019 No.12673661 >>12671072 >this kills the fish >>12671078 ˙ǝlƃƃiƃ ǝɯ ǝpɐW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:27:12 2019 No.12673680 File: 1.81 MB, 2448x3264, chimmi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671121 I actually made this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:31:05 2019 No.12673701 >>12671072 Amazing how that disgusting worm-infested brown water makes things safe to put up against your lips after its been in a fish's stomach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:32:55 2019 No.12673705 >>12671078 now this is a fresh take

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:33:18 2019 No.12673707 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, kay pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673680 I'd eat that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:34:09 2019 No.12673711 >>12671150 This joker and his hair before he was a followed personality

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:34:18 2019 No.12673712 >>12673701 Alcohol kills bacteria.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:36:09 2019 No.12673717 >>12673707 Tell me, is this the one they call Jack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:39:13 2019 No.12673735 >>12671201 I've done this and she loved every bit of it and always wants moar What's best is the request for milk being delivered deep within .... it so exhilarating to be asked at all

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:39:31 2019 No.12673738
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>>12673717
No, this is Kay's Cooking, formerly good.
She's an English Northern version of Jack, but with more self awareness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:41:40 2019 No.12673754

>>12673360
This isn't right. Asprey discovered that people in the Himalyans or Mongolia or something drink yak butter, and this supposedly prevents them from getting colds and flus. He figured the easiest way for a Westerner to consume a daily amount of butter was by mixing it into coffee, because that's a daily ritual for most boomers. He had a conversation with a marketer about it, and said he was thinking of calling it "upgraded coffee" (Asprey worked in computers at the time). The marketer said that "upgraded" was boring and it didn't tell you enough about what the improvement was, and suggested saying it made you "bulletproof". In doing so, it makes no specific health claim of its own (because of course, you aren't literally bulletproof).

So it's marketing. Nothing to do with bullet blenders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:43:13 2019 No.12673759 >>12673712 The bacteria on the outside of the can, where you put your lips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:44:26 2019 No.12673765 File: 2.88 MB, 600x338, featureman sangewedge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673701 Do you clean the cans you get from the store? Because I promise you they are at least as nasty as what that guy was sipping from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:44:55 2019 No.12673766 >>12671193 muh cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:47:21 2019 No.12673774 >>12673754 >So it's marketing. Nothing to do with bullet blenders. wow so smart! :^D but do you know why I know your mom has a smelly pussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:49:12 2019 No.12673784 >>12671193 pusy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:56:08 2019 No.12673812 >>12673765 Yes I do wash the cans under clean hot water before I put my lips to them. My parents taught me that when I was a kid. I also make sure there's no hypodermic needles in them.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:58:56 2019 No.12673821

>>12673812
>clean hot water
You have the right idea, but hot tapwater will not remove the microorganisms that were in the ratpiss.
If you're really this scared of the bugs, and while I'm not myself I do understand, you will want to wipe the can with alcohol, and probably still use a straw or a glass after that.

It's a shame your parents didn't teach you basic English grammar while they were at it, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:03:24 2019 No.12673836 >>12672831 It is, as long as you don't consume sugar in excess otherwise. It was amazing to discover how sweet vegetables and fruit could taste once I stopped eating sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:19:39 2019 No.12673874 File: 73 KB, 450x450, 1446166485631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673312 >Country is famous for its street shitters >eat their street food He is even using his own bare hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:19:42 2019 No.12673875 >>12671168 I refuse to believe that this could protect you from gunfire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:34:17 2019 No.12673918 >>12671230 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:36:06 2019 No.12673926 >>12672831 HOLY FUCK, the diabetus meme is real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:43:47 2019 No.12673956 >>12673918 for attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:45:09 2019 No.12673962 >>12673821 Where do you live that grammar is taught by parents and not schools?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:45:47 2019 No.12673966 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Catch And R...webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:51:25 2019 No.12673986 >>12673317 Same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:14:14 2019 No.12674054 >>12673357 >do they really need to be so rough? They are niggers. of course they do

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:16:54 2019 No.12674060

>>12673962
>Where do you live that grammar is taught by parents and not schools?
Grammar is really going to come from home, sad but true. If your own parents use "aint" or "you all" then unless you work very hard at that? You will copy that and won't be able to shake it. no matter if you know it's wrong or right. Accents, however, are going to come from one's peers during the teenage years, and not from home or school, oddly enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:17:48 2019 No.12674063 >>12674060 Ain't is in the dictionary. Nice stretch to justify your retarded statement though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:25:29 2019 No.12674095 >>12672768 Is this porn? It looks like porn. It's porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:32:05 2019 No.12674120 >>12671072 peak boomer

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:34:58 2019 No.12674133

>>12674060
>Grammar is really going to come from home, sad but true.
should read as
>Grammar comes from home; sad but true.

>If your own parents
Everyone's parents are "their own" parents. Just say
>If your parents

>If your own parents use "aint" or "you all" then unless you work very hard at that?
...Yes? What's the question?
Should be
>If your parents use "ain't" or "you all", then you will copy that, and you won't be able to shake it, unless you work very hard to do so.

>no matter if you know it's wrong or right
Things that aren't right are usually wrong, so you're being redundant. Also, it's a new idea, so it should be a new sentence.
>No matter if you know it's wrong.

>Accents, however, are going to come from one's peers
That's a bevy of passive voice and odd placement. Try
>Oddly enough, accents come from your teenage peers, not from home or school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:35:56 2019 No.12674136 >>12673962 I was taught grammar in school, admittedly. You were obviously not, though, since you can't even handle simple concepts like singular vs. plural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:37:36 2019 No.12674140 >>12674060 For someone preaching about grammar you have pretty horrible sentence structure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:38:39 2019 No.12674145 >>12673962 You didn't speak English until you started school? I mean, I guess you still don't speak it well, but come on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:38:40 2019 No.12674146 >>12673738 oh my god this is the most disgusting thing i've seen in a while. I actually almost threw up. Watching a decapitation with a blunt blade is easier

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:39:45 2019 No.12674150

>>12674136
>I was taught
Passive voice.

>admittedly
You should never use admittedly after you have already admitted something. That word belongs at the beginning of a sentence.

>though
Completely useless word. Look, let me help you.

>Admittedly, I learned grammar in school. Obviously you did not; since you can't even handle simple concepts, such as singular vs plural.

Did you notice how I also took out that period after the abbreviation for versus? It's because I'm a man of refinement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:44:07 2019 No.12674168 File: 230 KB, 337x324, 1555863397112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12674136 >, though,

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:44:27 2019 No.12674169

>>12674150
Apart from your entire post being pedantic drive you seem to have also missed that I specified "basic" grammar.
English is my third language and I still know that you're full of shit.
I also know that you don't say "there's no needles" unless you're a fucking retard who never read a book unless he was forced to.

Correcting something like not ending a sentence with a punctuation mark on 4channel just makes you look like an asshole who probably has nothing else to feel good about. Or about which to feel good, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:47:08 2019 No.12674180 >>12674169 >starting a sentence with "or" You're all kinds of fucking wrong. Admittedly, English is my first language; but I speak 29 other languages as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:47:50 2019 No.12674184 >>12674169 Look at this fucking damage control. Trying to sound smart when English is your third language and then crying like a bitch when you get BTFO by an educated native speaker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:50:51 2019 No.12674194 >>12673281 I guess the war in Australia is finally won

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:52:10 2019 No.12674198

>>12674169
>forced to
Ending with a preposition? Tsk-tsk.

More help for you:

Apart from your entire post being pedantic drivel, you have also missed that I specified "basic" grammar. English is my third language. Nonetheless, I know it's improper to say "there's no needles", unless you're a fucking retard who never read a book, unless he was forced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:54:49 2019 No.12674211 >>12674180 Did you just Google translate that shit? Don't embarrass yourself, kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:07:11 2019 No.12674504 >>12671078 how do the eggs stay in there without falling down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:23:33 2019 No.12674585 >>12673266 thats hot oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:24:56 2019 No.12674594 >>12673260 why exploded?!?!??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:36:07 2019 No.12674636 >>12674594 Klendathu bug; also anon remember service guarantees citizenship! I am doing my part, are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:37:21 2019 No.12674646 >>12674636 I am having sex, incel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:41:36 2019 No.12674668 >>12672831 >>12672799 OOOOO SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:41:58 2019 No.12674672 >>12671078 The king has arrived

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:42:51 2019 No.12674680 File: 2.34 MB, 620x2790, hot_dogs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12674646 You don't have to lie, anon. It's okay, just make a better hotdog!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:44:57 2019 No.12674693 >>12673286 >jack >backing anything more than 36C for 10 minute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:50:20 2019 No.12674719 >>12674680 you sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:55:07 2019 No.12674741 File: 13 KB, 480x325, BASED_NY_bagel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12674719 Nope, how about you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:55:44 2019 No.12674744 >>12671072 And there I thought beer was vegan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:57:13 2019 No.12674750 >>12674741 >posting pics in a webm thread you sure sound retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:59:36 2019 No.12674761 >>12673765 Based and quitegoodpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:00:08 2019 No.12674764 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burgers_with_jack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12674750 >you sure sound retarded. takes one to know one. thanks for the (You)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:02:46 2019 No.12674777 >>12674764 >post webm immediately you're such a good boy. dad is proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:04:40 2019 No.12674785 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12674750 >posting no file in a webm thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:07:03 2019 No.12674801 >>12674764 I can just hear that knife on the plate What an awful man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:08:14 2019 No.12674804 >>12673409 that shit is designed to be posted on instagram

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:14:09 2019 No.12674831 >>12674804 not from that webm! the wait staff had a "fuck you" attitude on that one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:18:09 2019 No.12674849 >>12674831 I'm pretty sure it's intended to be "performed" that way. You can see it with how the chocolate bowls are supposed to be smashed. Kind of like an edible Pollock painting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:24:58 2019 No.12674878 >>12674849 COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:27:03 2019 No.12674890 >>12674878 SEETHING

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:27:59 2019 No.12674896

>>12674849
Yeah, I was actually thinking Pollock when I saw that myself. I don't like his "work" either.
They're definitely not being aggressive or resentful while "performing" either, but I guess it could come off that way through the eyes of an autist. Especially with the file name, which is of course a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:06:08 2019 No.12675052 >>12673142 Animal planet > 'nuff said

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:15:36 2019 No.12675090 >>12671078 How does he get in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:39:49 2019 No.12675196 >>12675052 BASED fellow /pol/fugee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:49:58 2019 No.12675231 they put the beer can into the fish after they caught it and killed it retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:51:06 2019 No.12675234 >>12675196 This. Praise Kek and animea and hatred of women :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:52:13 2019 No.12675241 File: 2.63 MB, 480x298, reviewing guns is thirsty work.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:16:13 2019 No.12675347

>>12673249
>chef
The video is from a food worker at a baseball game. The job would mainly involve assembling various items. I don't think that counts as a chef.
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/pizza-spitter-at-detroits-comerica-park-sentenced-to-probation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:17:14 2019 No.12675352 >>12673260 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:19:59 2019 No.12675377 >>12674831 That isn't the wait staff doing it. Those are the cooks. The last guy that slammed the final piece is the owner and head chef Grant Achatz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:54:35 2019 No.12675533 >>12674594 it's apparently hot cooking oil in the glass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:05:49 2019 No.12675573 >>12671439 wont the crust just get soggy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:18:57 2019 No.12675639 >>12671078 Why did he move to australia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:45:16 2019 No.12675760 >>12674180 You can start sentences with "or", it isn't inherently wrong to do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:51:05 2019 No.12675794 >>12674896 If anything they're probably bored or possibly irritated from being taken away from another task. I'd imagine it's the haute cuisine version of all the servers gathering to sing Happy Birthday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:26:00 2019 No.12675956 >>12674133 Using the passive voice isn't a grammar mistake, it's a matter of style.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:28:32 2019 No.12675968
File: 3.95 MB, 150x267, Main Sequence.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12675760
It is. Essentially that "Or" should have just continued the previous sentence, after a comma to direct a pause - or maybe an ellipsis.

It doesn't matter; this is webm thread on a cooking board, hosted on a Mongolian yak-weaving forum. Grammar will not free you here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:33:56 2019 No.12675980 >>12673765 Does this gramp have a YouTube?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:41:29 2019 No.12676003 >>12673450 No. He became AIDS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:41:30 2019 No.12676004 >>12675980 Featureman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEiuzzmFyWc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:37:26 2019 No.12676212 >>12673680 Based and argentinapilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:52:42 2019 No.12676290 >>12671088 I don't like linguine. Spaghetti only. Only spaghetti can get that al dente texture just right. Other pastas may as well not exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:58:03 2019 No.12676318 >>12671168 I will never drink this, no matter how hip hipsters say it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 23:14:29 2019 No.12676388 >>12671072 Trout stout hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 23:24:39 2019 No.12676431 >>12673260 This is my favorite harlem shake video

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 23:39:08 2019 No.12676487 >>12673267 She cute. I don't like how she has thrown a living creature into boiling oil, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:05:45 2019 No.12676586 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Miami Vice Popsicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:11:42 2019 No.12676604 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Boozy Ice Pops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:15:16 2019 No.12676618 File: 2.75 MB, 638x640, One-Pan Chicken And Veggies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:17:28 2019 No.12676629 File: 2.84 MB, 634x640, Lemon Pepper Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:22:33 2019 No.12676645 >>12674054 You know, I've seen this webm a dozen plus times, but I never noticed they were black until you pointed it out just now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:26:58 2019 No.12676655 >>12676487 Lobsters don't feel pain, Anon, if that makes you feel any better. They may register that they have been injured gravely, but it's not really torture like it would be for us. It's more like, "I have been damaged"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:27:13 2019 No.12676657 >>12676388 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:30:19 2019 No.12676666 File: 2.82 MB, 634x640, Honey Garlic Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:32:26 2019 No.12676669 File: 2.83 MB, 634x640, Shrimp Fajitas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:33:54 2019 No.12676675 File: 2.86 MB, 634x640, Baby Back Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:35:07 2019 No.12676679 File: 2.85 MB, 714x360, Lemon Parmesan Garlic Chicken & Veggies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:36:18 2019 No.12676682 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, Crispy Cucumber Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:41:00 2019 No.12676699 File: 2.97 MB, 638x640, One-Pan Dinner For Four.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:44:44 2019 No.12676707 File: 2.86 MB, 640x640, Cheesy Taco Macaroni and Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:50:53 2019 No.12676719 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Seasoned Fried Noodles Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:58:59 2019 No.12676743 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Sandwiches Made With Sand De Panda.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:03:19 2019 No.12676756 >>12676743 >some random lid used as a crust cutter >plastic over cutting board >middle finger countdown >one of them breaks >spam world is a fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:05:19 2019 No.12676770 >>12676743 >>12676756 It's not the same without sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:09:46 2019 No.12676786 >>12676618 This makes me incredibly angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:11:11 2019 No.12676794 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12676770 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SczJeX-bCpo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:12:04 2019 No.12676797 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, ogose aya.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:13:11 2019 No.12676805 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 1484030060778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:14:18 2019 No.12676808 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, 1462942697421.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:16:13 2019 No.12676815 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Japanese Sandwiches.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:16:50 2019 No.12676818 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1484030408949.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:17:58 2019 No.12676821 File: 988 KB, 720x1280, 2345089809.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:18:58 2019 No.12676822 >>12676821 wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:19:02 2019 No.12676823 File: 174 KB, 320x632, 78953184.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:20:23 2019 No.12676827 >>12676822 Chickens have now evolved to lay explosive eggs to defend against the human menace

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:59:04 2019 No.12676924 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, 1546245564195.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:02:49 2019 No.12676934 >>12676924 seen this webum a million times and is still the dumbest one to date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:28:27 2019 No.12677133 >>12676699 Why would you ruin good chicken thighs by putting maple syrup on them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:37:44 2019 No.12677145 >>12671193 Oh my...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:53:23 2019 No.12677194 >>12672981 >when he stills tries to cut it after they've literally egged him >that loss of innocence when he finally gives up I've seen it a million times and I'll never not be upset by this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:11:30 2019 No.12677246 >>12674785 Wait wat??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:12:33 2019 No.12677374 >>12671193 I don't wanna feel this way because of thatttt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:21:39 2019 No.12677513 >>12672826 you must have different squash, it's bland and slightly bitter, not sweet at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:31:35 2019 No.12677535 >>12671078 How does he get down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:41:06 2019 No.12677552 >>12676618 40 minutes for a boneless skinless chicken brest. wrf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:51:25 2019 No.12677571 File: 1.78 MB, 720x720, gamer fuel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:53:30 2019 No.12677576 >>12677571 does this create mustard gas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:33:03 2019 No.12677650 >>12674150 You're missing a comma after obviously. The use of a ; was completely unnecessary in that sentence, there wasn't enough of turn in the logic you were trying to express between the separated sections.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:35:01 2019 No.12677654 >>12676823 >>12676821 Fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:37:32 2019 No.12677658 >>12677654 Why do they keep exploding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:38:39 2019 No.12677659 >>12677654 a water bubble maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:02:33 2019 No.12677701 >>12673680 steak looks a bit overcooked but otherwise looks great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:08:01 2019 No.12677713 >>12676290 Kinda agree with this. With its shape and thickness, linguini goes from being completely crunchy to mushy and overcooked in seconds. It is possible to get it just right especially with a good brand of pasta, but very easy to fuck up too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:09:45 2019 No.12677717 >>12676618 the broccoli would be burnt on top but soggy on the bottom from the chicken juices and the carrots wouldnt be caramelized at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:13:57 2019 No.12677727 File: 2.14 MB, 720x480, WOW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:17:59 2019 No.12677737 File: 183 KB, 330x334, 1454008639913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12673707 is that cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:19:14 2019 No.12677740 >>12676934 wait.. so you think its going to get better the more you watch it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:00:31 2019 No.12677878 >>12673260 The world would be such a better place without the Chinese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:52:42 2019 No.12678043 >>12672981 I still can't understand why would someone do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:55:13 2019 No.12678055 >>12672658 lol reminds me of Dogfort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:02:16 2019 No.12678079 >>12672981 the shaking his head like, "Why am I a part of this family?" part...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:10:12 2019 No.12678099 >>12673254 >>12673260 The way she just NOM NOM NOMs down on those things makes me upset. It reminds me of that Naked Lunch movie by Cronenberg starring Peter Weller. Great movie, by the way, but these may have been well in it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:15:33 2019 No.12678119 >>12677571 Is this diarrhea recipe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:16:27 2019 No.12678123 >>12673267 Bejeebuz, was there a nuclear accident where that lobster came from? That thing is huge. Also, the way she does all that is wildly disgusting and erotic at the same time. Time to find another thread...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:19:09 2019 No.12678129 >>12673283 lol >>12673281 Aussies drink too much of the wrong stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:57:36 2019 No.12678269 >>12673707 Is this the same channel that made carbonara with hot dogs? I miss that video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:03:56 2019 No.12678288 >>12673249 When eating fast food I think to myself, only a miniscule amount of people wouldn't get bored of the concept of fucking with food after the first day, but then I remember. NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:04:17 2019 No.12678289 >>12676756 >random lid That's Sand de Panda you neanderthal, show some fucking respect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:07:51 2019 No.12678298 >>12673333 It's because the eggs are going to end up overcooked to hell and back.

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:15:36 2019 No.12678314

>>12676699
1 Pan!!!
>7 bowls
>Basting brush
>tongs
>2 cutting boards minimum
>putting meat over some of the vegtables so they come out raw
>syrup on chicken
>one small thigh per person with clusterfuck veg and potato medley is a dinner

Why cant these cucks just cook like a normal human? They aren't saving much work by using the one pan meme and are making shit wifey tier food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:19:49 2019 No.12678333 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, skinning and carving a cheese deer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12678298 I've made it plenty of times and managed the yolks a little runny just how I like them. The eggs barely cook in the curry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:28:06 2019 No.12678359 File: 150 KB, 469x350, f4d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12678333

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:32:11 2019 No.12678363 >>12676719 I remember seeing this in Yakitate Ja-pan! Never knew it was actually real though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:43:17 2019 No.12678387 >>12678333 That is an awfully large and hairy potato.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:48:52 2019 No.12678414 >>12673738 If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was from Alabama. If I ever get married, I want her as the caterer. That would be a great prophesy as to how my marriage would go. The smoke alarm made me laugh, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:49:56 2019 No.12678417 >>12673754 I remember that guy shilling his coffee on the Adam Carolla show but they didn't prepare it that way. Ha!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:53:25 2019 No.12678430 >>12678043 they saw it on facebook it's big with the normies these days

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:57:34 2019 No.12678441 >>12676934 this is my favorite webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:01:04 2019 No.12678449 https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562971069611.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:01:22 2019 No.12678451 >>12674744 Actually that depends. It's getting less common but many brands still use fish bladder (lmao) as a purifying agent in the brewing process, making the beer not vegan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:08:09 2019 No.12678467 >>12674680 saved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:10:17 2019 No.12678471 >>12673260 What the fuck? what happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:10:36 2019 No.12678472 >>12671168 >grass fed butter surefire way to get diabetes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:11:39 2019 No.12678476 >>12674785 This makes my lips purse because I am anticipating a major blood bath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:16:02 2019 No.12678486 >>12675241 This makes me sad knowing I've been like that. Jeepers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:34:49 2019 No.12678547 >>12676586 I watched this with Jan Hammer's Miami Vice theme in my head. Thanks for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:37:51 2019 No.12678560 >>12673774 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:42:12 2019 No.12678574 >>12676669 that's gotta be some seriously rubbery shrimp cooking at that rate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 12:47:39 2019 No.12678592 >>12676707 lol, I remember Hamburger Helper from the 1980s

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:04:39 2019 No.12678668

>>12676794
>>12676770
>>12676756
>>12676743
Somebody never grew out of their 2-year-old "yummy phase". Cutting crusts off of white bread, Spam, processed cheese in plastic wrappers. I'm sure it's tasty and I'd do it in a pinch when pressed for time (without cutting off the crusts) but there were previous posts here that were cringe-worthy (the bahn) that are probably better for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:17:45 2019 No.12678711 File: 30 KB, 522x450, 1553894345858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12676655 you just literally described pain, is this b8?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:21:51 2019 No.12678722 >>12676815 Such wasteful packaging for so little. But the food does look good.

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:22:41 2019 No.12678725

>>12678711
Not him, but pain for us are sensors around our body that activate "pain" in our brains. Lobsters don't have that, it would be similar to people who are unable to feel pain, they still feel pressure, hot, and cold, so they can feel that something is going wrong, but not actual pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:27:26 2019 No.12678740 >>12674777 >>12674750 >>12674719 what a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:34:18 2019 No.12678767 >>12671078 Fucking eggman went to Australia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:36:21 2019 No.12678779 >>12678711 It's called nociception. Look it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:36:34 2019 No.12678781 >>12678333 He should've sculpted it into a female nude first. It had the perfect form, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:42:57 2019 No.12678797 >>12678449 I like this guy's style but enough with the FOOSBALL. Also, sandwiches taste better when they're cut on the diagonal so on that point, he's completely wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:43:11 2019 No.12678798 >>12678430 Yeah but why ruin some kid birthday because of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:47:53 2019 No.12678809 >>12678779 Not any of those folks, but thanks for the word. I never have seen that before. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:51:50 2019 No.12678816 >>12671171 That banana cream pie recipe is on the back of every vanilla wafer box.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:55:05 2019 No.12678824 >>12678809 The other half is violence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:58:28 2019 No.12678831 >>12676823 Why explode? I make some sort of egg every day, and never had this happen to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:01:42 2019 No.12678838 >>12678824 YO JOE! >Pork chop sanwiches, OH SHIT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPRZmLI94-o It's been a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:06:40 2019 No.12678849 >>12673245 >me attempting to cook anything while drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:07:39 2019 No.12678853 >>12673292 Most of it is satire, some elements (eating w hands) is true. This is kinda like those trashy Facebook posts for wahmen glorifying drinking, being a dog mom, etc, all that trash. t. pajeet

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:13:39 2019 No.12678866

>>12678849
Same, here... I've made so many perfect pizzas. Spent hours with the dough and cutting up the ingredients, making the sauce, all the while getting drunk. Perfectly cooked, so now's the time to take it out and... UNGH! WHAT THE FUCK?
>oh yeah, that was my fault

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:46:41 2019 No.12678974 >>12671078 How does he get in without laying all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:50:27 2019 No.12678989 >>12678974 Golden Goose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:52:08 2019 No.12678998 File: 1.02 MB, 640x360, yanks & vegs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well since it's been a while for the webm, there's this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:56:16 2019 No.12679015 File: 2.77 MB, 840x480, Tex Mex Thickburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not shilling, just posting what I've got. Which is very little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:58:18 2019 No.12679028 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, Taco Town!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trying to keep this thread alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:02:05 2019 No.12679044 >>12674150 >Passive voice. oh wow i bet your english degree is really paying off now despite the fact that passive voice has a very legitimate grammatical purpose you incredible indelible faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:03:05 2019 No.12679047 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Sub!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671072 Oldie but goodie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:03:11 2019 No.12679049 >>12674150 >You should never use admittedly after you have already admitted something. That word belongs at the beginning of a sentence. holy fuck you're irredeemably retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:04:08 2019 No.12679051 >>12679044 /lit/ is on another board

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:09:16 2019 No.12679059 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, Soylent Green?.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12679049 Mad Mads is mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:09:48 2019 No.12679062 >>12679051 >>12679059 big pseud posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:12:48 2019 No.12679073 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, Rube Goldberg Shrimp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12679062 I don't know what that's supposed to mean but here's another one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:15:40 2019 No.12679083 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, pav bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12679073 >not knowing

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:24:15 2019 No.12679101
File: 2.99 MB, 640x480, off the air food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12679083
I'm not trying to be an intellectual, just trying to keep the thread going because it was so cool at the start of my night. That's all.

Also, that webm looks disgusting but I would bet my cat's life that it is absolutely delicious. Even if you used my cat in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:27:30 2019 No.12679107 >>12671083 >>12671088 >>12671092 >>12671101 >>12671115 >>12671121 >>12671126 >>12671131 >>12671139 >>12671147 These kinds of cooking clips are so fucking obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:32:34 2019 No.12679119 File: 2.45 MB, 710x400, Guac!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12679107 They are, but I saved a couple of them. Meh, whatever. It's better than just text.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:37:22 2019 No.12679133 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, food porn!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's about it for me but if you folks keep posting, I'll check the archives. It's bed-time for Bonzo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:41:53 2019 No.12679153 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, apple roll pastry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK, one more, ...for dessert

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 15:47:27 2019 No.12679173 File: 2.44 MB, 302x302, 4chan cooking tutorial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just cuz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:55:58 2019 No.12679665 >>12679173 >reddit humor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:04:43 2019 No.12679701 >>12678449 More like these, we need sound at /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:09:54 2019 No.12679720 File: 131 KB, 1009x1024, 1534112173843m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12672768 >>12674785 Noticed a lot of healthy cleavage women here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:26:48 2019 No.12679789 >>12677717 Those are carrots? Looks like squash to me. Texture is more diffused and they're cubes instead of cylinders

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 20:24:57 2019 No.12680213 >>12679665 I bet you call your Motorized Rollingham a "Car" like a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:05:53 2019 No.12680600 >>12672768 ah! God damn it. Nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:37:54 2019 No.12680688 >>12679173 tryhard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:46:17 2019 No.12680705 >>12676675 WHY NOT MIX THE FUCKING SPICES BEFORE ADDING IT TO THE RIBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:03:22 2019 No.12680753 >>12676818 Wanna see her eat with just a bra on

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:10:36 2019 No.12680768 >>12676818 how is she not fat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:42:30 2019 No.12680844 >>12672981 every time someone talks shit about america, i remember back on this webm

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