/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12672095

>>12672095
My teeth hurt just by looking at it

>>12672160
what is this? looks like fried foreskin

>>12672167
Fried pig intestine as a streetfood in China. I would never eat it but it looks great. Like some kind of alien food.

>>12672170
That looks delicious.
I'd eat so much, that afterwards I would weigh WON TON.
Hohohoho

>>12672219
What is that green shit?
Do Americans really?

>>12672222
mushy peas
maybe

>>12672212
I appreciate your post.

>>12672222
mushy peas, mushed by the hands of Big Ben and seasoned with the Queen's sweat.

>>12672228
How do you eat mushy peas
Just sort of drink it?

>>12672095
>a pile of greasy donuts slathered in diabetes icing is """"food porn"""

>>12672243
>waits until my thread is doing iron man numbers before replying
seething. if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

>>12672248

>>12672248
A based comeback desu. Never seen one like it in all my damned years here. You're creative.

>>12672150
Ew wrapped in newspaper, what the fuck? Just holding a newspaper makes me want to wash my hands

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>>12672296
>""""food porn""""
Goodbye thread

>>12672296
Oh fuck that looks dank

>>12672259
>10 yr
excuse me, what? is that implying those cuts of beef are 10 years old? were they frozen? wtf

>>12672248
lose some weight, fatty

>>12672314
not him but

traditionally, fish and chips are always wrapped in newspaper.

>>12672518
If you don't have an unhealthy relationship with food you need to GET the FUCK off my board. Go to /fit/ if you want to talk about boiled chicken breast, frozen broccoli, and plain cans of tuna with brown rice.

>>12672527
>you NEED TO EAT LIKE A PIG or else you dont belong here!!!111
>MUH BOARD

not everyone is a fat slop like you, fatty

>food has to be unhealthy AF to be delicious
learn to cook with proper ingredients you pea brain

>>12672248
El demogorgon...

>>12672532
>you NEED TO EAT LIKE A PIG or else you dont belong here
That's WHAT I SAID you fucking faggot. Now go away. For every post you make I'm eating 1000 calories and you can't stop me.

Cronuts are based

Been a while since i had one because when i discovered them at california donuts i kept going back until it got out of hand. Got chubby and lost my then girlfriend. Whatever, fuck her. Didnt quit cronuts because of that, quit it because i clearly had a food addiction, and i wanted to stay trim to attract girls i actually liked, not shabby ones i settled for.

Wow, sure is r/food on here.
I too recently got over 1.5k karma for my post there!
Upvotes for everyone!

>>12672699
There are no upvotes here so your criticism is irrelevant.

>photos of unhealthy food

>>12672095
There is such a thing as too sugary or too greasy.

>>12672707
Have you SEEN the catalog today?

>>12672194
I will never understand the craze for cannelés. The molds are insanely expensive since they're copper, the cakes themselves are just sugary crepes batter without the pleasant aspect of being thin. I had some from all over the country, even the best in Bordeaux, I find that it's just not great a food.

>>12672134
>spic food
>food porn

kys

>>12672095
Is that a cronut?!

>>12672790
>bbq mac and cheese
>buffalo chicken mac and cheese
>spic
lol you can't tell the difference between bbq and mole you fucking cooklet

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>12672095
thanks for choosing actually tasty looking food.

>>12672177
tripes are an acquired taste, but once you get use to it, it becomes top tier.

>>12672898
I want it.

>>12672259
>age meat for 10 years
>can't even be bothered to cook it for more than 10 seconds

None of this entices me. What does it mean?

>>12672821
yes

>>12672956
you're a boring food virgin, go eat some bean sprouts and unseasoned chicken breast.

>>12672212
Is that a face?

>>12673021
What do yo think the shell is made of? It's shrunken heads scalped faces.

>>12672705
Half of these posts are taken straight from there.

>>12672754
ooft. what is this?

>>12672541
Retarded, but also based

>>12673116
How would you know that I wonder?

>>12672095
repulsive and decadent
>>12672118
repulsive and decadent
>>12672257
repulsive and decadent
>>12672665
repulsive, decadent, with a bonus of being owned by butt-blasting pederasts

Reminder- dessert is not normal and normal people don't eat dessert.

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>>12673159
Because I frequent that reddit.
I just told you I got a couple of thousand upvotes for a dish I made.

>>12673167
You need to go back.

>>12673116
You're acting like i'm posting them here for upvotes. But there are no upvotes here so I can't be posting them for that reason. Therefore your argument is bunk. Nobody cares where the pictures come from but you. Because you're more worried about some kind of internet dick measuring contest than the topic of the board. Grow up.

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>>12672185
Stop going to the foodporn subreddit and just reposting stuff here, yes i browse reddit and am going to get flamed for calling you out. You are just trying to make this place into reddit you stupid faggot.

My parents didnt really introduce me to sweets or soda as a kid. Not that they went out of their way to discourage it, it was just never in the house. I think I'm a better person because of that

>>12673199
>pictures of food on a food board is reddit
you really need to take a step back and consider what you're actually saying here. the only people in this entire thread who brought up reddit are defensive turf war fuckers like yourself. meaning you're the problem because nobody would be talking about reddit otherwise. you're bringing reddit here.

>>12673275
Yeah, the same photos on there could be found on instagram and blog sites, pretty much anywhere else simultaneously.

>>12673275
nah fuck you, practically every pic in this thread was stolen from reddit, it's unoriginal as fuck and just straight up lazy.

>>12673295
what sites should i source my images from? can you post a list. or am I supposed to travel around the world and collect my own photos? can you donate to a kickstarter so I can do that? no? then shut the fuck up. go back to posting about mcchickens

>>12673337
how about just keep your faggotry on reddit and try harder, people know where to go for your soyboi hipster food truck instagram pics, theres no internet points for you here

>>12673337
Either stop using reddit or stop coming here. We don't need faggot redditniggers here.

>>12673161
Sounds like something a poor would say.

>>12673369
Who never has any fun.

>>12673347
how about no. my hipster food truck instagram pic folder just got 1gb bigger. Care to make it 2?
>>12673364
I've been coming to 4chan longer than you and most of the election tourists on this entire site. And you can't actually stop me from doing anything. So get your coping panties on. Stop bringing up your obsession with reddit in every thread.

>>12673497
Obviously you're going to continue being a faggot, just wanted you to hear from someone besides your father.

>>12672681
this looks so fucking good. Ill take a perfect egg on my fries over cheese any day of the week

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>>12672694
*gets heartburn*

>>12672118
that looks yummy.

i personally find this pornographic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFZpwsVCqHI&list=LL4hGavjkEF_KFFzgJxw8Rlg&index=242&t=0s

>>12673128
somebody answer the man

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>>12673806
appears to be a Hasselhoff potato

>>12673238
>I am better for never experiencing it
Cool, I experienced it as a kid and resolved that I don't like it. :)

>>12672095
Where the fuck does half these foods come from.

had these at the Broken Yolk Cafe chain last time i was in San Diego, one of the best takes on french toast ive ever had.

>>12673831

Said like you care where the porn came from.

You'll never have any of these food, or fuck the chick they are fucking, faggot.

>>12673845
Noice. What kind of bread/batter?

Every single pic here screams attention whore, spent days and loads of money preparing for that Instagram money shot. Not a single one is realistic, its just staged, staged, staged, and most probably use those Hollywood tricks of inedible ingredients, spray paint gloss, etc.
Its ridiculous, and they are all stolen from other people, but still, kind of enjoyable to look at. Food like this doesn't exist for real though. Maybe 10% of it is real, the rest is fake fake fakey fake, staged, processed, and photoshopped to hell from some foodporn studio incorporated LLC.

>>12673904
How brave

>>12672255
YES

>>12673904
Have sex, incel.

>>12672181
This box probably cost like 40 dollars

>>12673996
Lobster rolls are typically $16 minimum so I think you are maybe low balling.

>>12673831
reddit

>>12672185
I was just thinking about how good this one looked on Reddit the other day, good taste!

>it's a "food porn" thread
>everything is cancer because of americans that think """""cheese""""", fries, manufactured sauces and breadings are the pinnacle of food
I wish you luck with your ethnostate but your food makes me literally puke a little in my mouth. Sort yourselves out. I need a mint chewing gum because of you.

>>12674071
its "food porn" precisely because its not classy, it appeals to base desires just like actual porn
sure, you may find some actually tasteful or artsy porn but the good stuff is filthy and passionate just like the greasy shit food

>>12674087
Porn makes me horny. This thread makes me opposite of hungry.

>>12674117
You are just an elitists them. Just like some people only get off to french erotic novels while other go to porn hub.
This is not food erotica, this is food porn.

>>12674071
Why go into a thread you know will be full of over the top junk food and make some bitchboy post about how disgusted you are? What's the mindset here? What are you trying to accomplish?

>>12673902
they just use some large slices of white bread with Frosted Flakes mixed in with the batter. im sure they just cooked them on a pan but the bread is so evenly cooked you could have sworn they were deep fried.

i found a recipe here that uses rice crispies instead, which might be good.

https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/crunchy-french-toast/

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>>12673038
These look good, everything else belongs in the toilet

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>>12672095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oW66Rhwnk

>>12674149
Nah I expected food porn not scat porn.

>>12674163
You belong in the toilet.

>>12674191
I am on the toilet, this thread gave me shits.

>>12674196
Don't forget to flush yourself too.

>>12672219
Is that supposed to be guacamole? Spics are gross

>>12674200
Fuck you goblin. I'm not flushing anything, you fat fucks gonna get my turd in your next burgah and with enough grease, cheese and sugar you'll love it and take a picture to masturbate to later. Fuckin americans I swear.

>>12674222
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>12674228
I'm not mad, I'm enjoying making fun of you obese retard. Especially since your "you sound mad" comeback attempt is baby-tier. It's embarassing bro. Work out!

>>12673295
Practically every pic on reddit was stolen from somewhere else, and the only reason you'd imagine reddit was the first place it came from is if you're someone who spends too much damn time on reddit.
Use more than two websites, asshole.

>>12674261
You don't worth for my time.

>>12674273
>Use more than two websites
have sex, incel

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>>12672790
>it looks different from my tendies and fries!
>must be the spics who are responsible!

Fuck off back to /pol/, basement dweller.

>>12674281
Your recommendation is noted but I am pretty busy today looking through Instagram for pictures that include cute feet.

>>12674301
then post feet, incel

>>12674279
>You don't worth for my time.
Maybe if you didn't chug deep frying grease you wouldn't suffer a stroke. Laughing hard at you.

>>12674310
Your comeback attempt is baby-tier. It's embarassing bro. Work out!

>Objective: Post pictures of food
>*shitposting arguments about nonsense*

>>12674334
Why should I work out, you're the fat bitch here. Lmao.

>>12674349
Looks great actually, what's the meat and sauce?

>>12674349
You are fat is not nonsense, is a fact.

>>12674352
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>12674363
And you sound like you reached your word limit and are repeating shit. Calm yourself fatty and come up with something.

>>12674384
But you don't worth for my time.

>>12674355
It's from some meal delivery site for people who don't know how to shop, but my guess is a creamy garlic beef sauce.

>>12673128
>>12673806
Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cau7KBtkw4

>>12674588
All I could find too, same dude. https://youtu.be/BF6pomWXxes

>>12672706
>Fried chicken and wafflecones
Clever.

>>12673904
>something with the moniker 'porn' is unrealistic
You don't say

>>12672865
I cant wait for the next ribfest

>>12674165
That'll be 28 dollar please

>no bacon-wrapped shrimp
The fuck's wrong with you, /ck/?

>>12675074
this makes me uncomfortable for some inexplicable reason

>>12672714
>god-tier bird

>>12675115
It's even numbers. Food, just like flowers, shouldn't be arranged in even numbers. It looks wrong.

>>12675148
Fair point. I also count 24 fries in the basket, but more could be buried

For all the faggots whining about food trucks and low-brow food. Here is a real Michelin star restaurant and their food.

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>>12672790
are you a retard?

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>>12675825

2 all beef smashed patties, topped with creamy brie cheese, applewood smoked bacon and our house made blueberry craft beer compote. All of this in between 2 fresh made funnel cakes.

https://funnelvisionfoodtruck.com/?olsPage=products

>>12676313
that is some peak food truck shit right there. needs avocados somewhere.

This may be the best sandwich I ever had.

Vanchetta Sandwich: Porchetta, provolone, aioli, vinaigrette slaw and red onion marmalade on an 8 inch hoagie

FB.com/vanchettatruck/

>>12676323
Interestingly, they don't have any Latin-themed dishes. I haven't had the burger yet, but their Nashville Hot Chicken and Funnel Cakes I can personally confirm are prime legit.

Best burgers I ever had.

FB.com/JimmysSliderTruck/

>>12672252
>That will be $11.95 sir.

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>>12675889
STOP ruining the thread with this garbage

>>12676906
It's my thread I'll do what I want.

>>12673852
I travel frequently so fuck off you poor piece of shit

taking a picture of food up close doesn't make it attractive. it just makes it appear bigger.

if i didn't know better i'd say most of the stuff in here looks kinda gross, actually.

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>>1267689
Cheese casserole, yum!

Some of these images are so obscenely oversaturated that they actually begin to lack depth and appear flat like a painting

get your reddit garbage of my secret imageboard you gigantic faggiod

>>12677023
get your mom's stank off my dick

>>12677027
my mother doesn't fuck faggy redditors

>>12677044
you notice how i'm not stopping? kinda sucks for you doesn't it?

I always knew you guys were closeted reddit users. Well guess what, so am I, and I could recognize all these posts from the Top Of All Time page. You need to use more recent pictures less people have seen, like this picture of beautiful hot dogs.

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>>12677048
not really, waste your time dont care faggit

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>>12673996
Growing up in Connecticut in the 90's, you could go to Stew Leonards in the summer and buy an entire fresh lobster or lobster tail meal with corn bread, other sides, and a soda for like $8. It really sucks how much lobster price has inflated. At this point I live in Las Vegas, so my only fresh seafood option at the grocery store or serious seafood grocer is mussels and clams. But I can get 5lbs of live mussels for $13, so I guess that's pretty cool.

>>12672222
That's mushy peas and it's actually very Brittish. Served with mint leaves. Not my favorite either but damn that fish looks crunchy. Also in England you would pour malt vinegar on there. No ketchup no tartar sauce just malt vinegar.

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>>12677053
>post food porn
>it's ordinary food with mac and cheese added
>just a tray with alot of food
>a really really big sandwich that can't fit in your mouth

Thanks for the gold and upvoted XD

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>>12672583

Surprisingly, only 30 pictures of macaroni and cheese.

wtf there is nothing porny about this thread. 1/10 made me post

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>>12677188
>your boypussy is dripping nigger cum
>mass reply to posts
>le ironic shitpost sarcasm with cute emote
>go back to slurping on tyrone's cock

>>12677254
>>12677250
See, you get it
Thank you

Nothing like a freshly made donair kebob

>>12672904
t. Saejima

>>12675074
gee bill

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>>12674621
fug i might have to make some today.
ill post results later. I dont have a "japanese" mandolin but ill do my best.

>>12675817
>3 beans and some fish vaginas

>>12678364
same place also has a chicken Katsu and spicy beef bulgogi burritos.

>>12677027
>med rare steak katsu in between buttered toast (with some katsu sauce)

looks godly

>>12672150
I wish this shit wasn't so unhealthy because fish and chips is pretty much the greatest food combination of modern times

Any pasta porn?

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>>12678997
>you can still see the soffritto
>the meat isn't granules
People will say this is not bolognese, but I think it looks damn delicious.

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>>12679012
god damn I miss pasta

>>12679008
I think little bits of visible carrot is pretty normal, no? Nothing wrong with it.

>>12679018
Go be keto somewhere else.

>>12679027
doctor's orders I can't help it

>>12679048
You have a retarded fucking doctor, lmao. This shit is like Atkin's all over again.

>>12679048
>doctor recommended a diet not sanctioned by any medical council or authority in the world
Know how I know you're talking shit?

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>>12679104
you guys are being dumb I'm just a diabetic american trying to fix his shit

>>12679110
Your doctor isn't allowed by law to recommend a diet or course of treatment that has not been approved by the FDA.
In any case he wouldn't for fear of being sued for malpractice.
You are full of shit.
Your diabetes is probably the result of ignorance and stupidity.

>>12679130
why are you so hostile man? He didn't order any diet he did what anyone tell you to do if you're diabetic which is lay back on the carbs and eat more veggies
I cut out pasta of my own accord because it was simpler
>result of ignorance and stupidity
it's more denial, convenience, and habit but assume whatever you want

I just wanted pasta pics

>>12679048
Dr. Nick?

>>12679130
Not him but, some people have family doctors that they rely on for years. Mine would recommend or deny what they need to keep me healthy.

>>12672248
>Sliding the dog off the bun so you don't need to have your mouth open too wide for your Instagram shot
Letting neurotypicals use the internet was a mistake.

>>12677763
based

>>12672095
i was surprise by tste

>>12672095
Why are they on a glass turntable from a microwave?

>>12672668
Jesus Christ that looks delicious

>>12672876
I don't get all the talk about that style, its just the Pizza they make Upstate the only people amazed by it are the ignorant.

>>12678364
After years of hard work, I finally have all the food webms. And among them, the one food item new and different enough (yet not crazy molecular gastronomy bullshit that I can't afford anyway) that I would actually want to try it.
Yet I still feel empty inside... because it's not inside my stomach.

>>12677099
Clearly you do, """"""""""faggit.""""""""""

>>12672259
that texas axis could not be more raw. other than that everything looks great, i'm not hating

>>12672314
you make a good point, even in the pic you can see smeared ink

>>12672222
Quads of O B S E S S I O N

>>12672790
That's not even spic food you fat lard.

>>12672956
means you're not a greasy overweight 400 lb fat fuck

>>12672790
back to pol you go