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You didn't forget about Jack did you, /ck/?

>> No.12674167

Who is Jack?

>> No.12674177

>>12674100
What the fuck is this

>> No.12674189
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>>12674100
Holeey shit nigger, what is you doing??

>> No.12674213

>>12674100
I'm not even a regular on /ck/ and even I know about ja/ck/.
Now start posting those webms already.

>> No.12674217
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>>12674213

>> No.12674223

>>12674217

What did he DO

>> No.12674250

>>12674217
My sides.

>> No.12674271

>>12674217
requesting "you died" version

>> No.12674274

>wasting countless hours of your only life spamming jack webms
>barely anyone cares except a few newfags
oh I am laffin, people are their own worst enemies

>> No.12674284

>>12674223
thing is upside down

>> No.12674287

>>12674217
He's disappearing like in BTTF's family picture, spooky stuff.

>> No.12674296

>using both hands
Fake jack is fake.

>> No.12674332

>>12674284
No it's not, numb nuts. You can see the indicator lights on the top. Also look at the latch orientation

>> No.12674535

I get you guys are trying to poke fun at Jack's expense. Yeah he doesn't look like your ordinary chef, yeah he doesn't talk like your ordinary chef, yeah he doesn't have the manners of your ordinary chef. Try his recipes, and you will know he is an extraordinary chef.

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>>12674535

>> No.12674575

>>12674223
You're not supposed to latch it when its heating

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>>12674100
Of course not

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I miss two-handed Ja/ck/

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>>12674213

>> No.12676406

>>12676255
Why didn't he clamp it down in his potato vice first?

>> No.12676421

>>12675749
he lost a hand?

>> No.12676427

>>12676421
Stroke last year fucked up half his face and an entire arm. I think he can just barely move it around now

>> No.12676429

requesting the knife on wooden handle webm

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>>12676429

>> No.12676438

>>12674217

wtf kek

>> No.12676441

>>12676427
does he make 1 handed videos now?

>> No.12676444

>>12674100

so is Jack short for jackass?

>> No.12676448

>>12676441
yes, it's weird since when he whisks and stirs his dead hand flaps around; even his fingers look so flaccid they wave.

>> No.12676450

>>12676448
video or webm plz lol

>> No.12676454

His channel has really gone downhill since he found out you can charge people memberships. Now his videos are either a half assed product review or a blog post thats just him bitching about shit and making disgusting noises. No more ja/ck/ino like >>12674217

>> No.12676471

Did he ever have to spit out one of his creations during one of the taste tests? What was he trying to make then?

>> No.12676483

>>12674100
How could I forget that webm? It still haunts my nightmares.

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>>12676471
No but you can tell some of them must taste horrendous

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How good are his line of sauces actually? Anyone here ever tried any?

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>>12676571
One anon did, he said it tasted like jellied liquid smoke

>> No.12676595

>>12676577
Has he ever made any money out of these sauces? I thought he said something about a guaranteed refund for those who don't like it in his mid-video ads.

>> No.12676598

>>12674100
Id unironically eat this.

>> No.12676605
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>>12676595
Probably a bit but not a lot. A few years ago he went on some TV show to try to get some hick millionaires to invest in his sauce business and they just laughed at him.

Pic related is him crying on TV

>> No.12676610

>>12676255
Why doesn't he just use a knife?

>> No.12676616

>>12676577
What's the thread no.?

>> No.12676646

>>12676616
https://direct.warosu.org/ck/thread/6539844

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>> No.12676670

>>12676526
nice and pink the way i like it :^)

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>> No.12676726

My buddy bought me some of his sauces for my birthday recently. A few of them expire in a few months, and a couple didn't have seals under the cap. Thank you for the quality assurance, Jack. So the only usable bottles I have are the teriyaki and bbq sauce, along with the "gourmet seasoning."

>> No.12676757

>>12676674
Without having seen the video I'll go to bat for this. It might not be too retarded. I tried cooking some beef in a rub mixture with cocoa powder and that turned out alright. He's only putting a light dusting on, so long as it isn't sweet I bet it's fine.

>> No.12676768

>>12676694
He's just putting random things in, isn't he?

>> No.12676772

>>12676659
Classic

>> No.12676778

>>12676757
Cocoa powder is not the same thing as a fucking chocolate bar.

>> No.12676883

Man, it's depressing to see Jack now.

And it's really depressing to see him on Charles' channel.

Charles is good at fishing and knows how to cook fish. Doing those weird eating at Red Lobster or Sushi Wars is just god awful, especially when I saw his one video from the Florida Keys where a barracuda got his fish.

>> No.12676975

>>12676768
garbage stew my man, so yes

>> No.12676980

After his death his loyal youtube "fans" immediately stopped giving a shit about him.

>> No.12676984

Check out 2:10 of https://youtu.be/Jml38FcnQOg

>> No.12677002

>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have

>> No.12677006

>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

>> No.12677030

>>12677002
>>12677006
Absolutely moist and Ja/ck/-pilled

>> No.12677032

>>12676984
God damn I didn't realize it had fucked up his leg so bad. That stroke really fucked his shit up and he still isn't seriously trying to lose the weight...

>> No.12677070

>>12676980
He died?!

>> No.12677127

>>12676595
The Best Sauce(s) You'll Ever Taste have a money back guarantee, and while I'm sure this is made semi-earnestly I have no doubt it also banks on people's passivity when it comes to cashing out 5 dollars on nondescript return policies.
let's say you buy it from a store... does the grocery store have vouchers to trade in 100% of them to get it back from Give Me Sauce inc? probably not. it seems more likely he put a line on the jar that he'd honor if pressed but has no system in place to do so outside of people flagging down the sauce mobile and jawboning to him.

>> No.12677147

>>12677032
Hes doing keto so he put all that vegetable whole grain fruit shit behind and only eats meat and cheese now hes gonna be fine

>> No.12677155

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

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>>12677155
> he is a racist who chooses to give in to terrorism by fanning the flames of racial hatred

>> No.12677212

>>12676984
Wish I'd have known about this. I live in Louisville.

>> No.12678659

>>12677070
He died on the inside ages ago. His body hasn't realized it fully yet but it is slowly accepting it one stroke at a time.

>> No.12678698

>>12674223
Jack never reads instructions for shit he reviews, his reasoning is the products should be straight forward and idiot proof. then he gets BTFO when his food turns out like shit because hes not using the product correctly

>> No.12678705

>>12676674
>zucchini
fucking disgusting

>> No.12678999

jack junior got BARs son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8m7WCuy9Wk