/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12669226
Eat a ton of it and you'll get an opiate high.

>>12669226
you need to come up with a better lie

>>12669226
Most current drug test aren’t affected by that. Poppy seed excuse won’t work tweaker.

>i ate a lot of muffins i swear!
not going to work pal

>>12669226
ok here's a tip i learned in the army..when we were getting drug tested even if you're eeating poppyseeds or whatever you're doing you can still pass..wehn you're in there fiddling with your peanus weanus (LOL :) ) you can start peein in the toilet a bit, or maybe a litle all over the floor..and then give them the pee from the middle of your stream, not the beginnig or the end...that wrosk every time for me, even if i would eat a lot of poppyseeds or w/e..have fun!

>>12669226
Those things are like niggers, give them an inch and they'll try to steal your sandwich. Here's a pic of one from Central Park in NYC, the little nigger tried to steal my sandwich, I cut off a bit of an apple for the nigger with that guiltless looking face but it didn't want it.

>>12669226
Stupid ass cunts, they run around in packs in Central Park at night, it's pretty funny to track thier sorry asses with a friend during a summer night when there's nothing better to do.

>>12669226
Make everything bagel seasoning, sesame seeds, dried garlic and onion bits, poppy seeds. Use that in bread, dinner rolls, or bagels. Many countries have a spread made of it that they put in pastries and bread. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/97456/hungarian-poppy-seed-filling/

Niggers are called "coons" for a reason.

>>12669294
Us evil jews just use cream cheese with chives and slices of smoked salmon, but never do a bagel like a sandwich it's best to do it openfaced, that way you get two for one.

>>12669226
>I need to know if poppy seeds show up positive on a drug test?
Yes, and that's why pilots won't eat them when being served by stewards.
>>12669226
>is so what do I do?
avoid them entirely if your job depends on random drug screening. It's that important.
>and I also need to know wtf to do with poppy seeds besides making muffins and dressing.
Baked goods, and occasionally you'll see them sprinkled on some buttery egg noodles. They're a nicely bitter flavor that goes with dairy, sugar, bread. Acquired taste that polish and some eastern euros adore so much they made thick pastes with it, think fig paste consistency, and swirl it into breads and morning pastries.
>better options
Fig jam is sincerely the most like the sweetness and little seed popping texture on the tongue when using it in pastries. For savory things, just use caraway seeds, celery seeds, dried onion or garlic, or even herbs like fennel or dill and just enjoy a little enhancement of whatever.

>>12669327
Isn't that also why pilots and copilots on commercial jets always eat different meals? So as if one is meal is weird intentionally or not, then the other can still be in control of the aircraft.

>>12669327
That bitter flavor might be cyanide, some spy fucker is trying to kill you.

>>12669336
That's crazy. Never heard that before

>>12669343
I read that somewhere, unfortunately I don't have the citation for it.

>>12669292
They are so cyyyuuuutttteeee

>>12669349
Real cute, until they try to steal your sandwich!

>>12669348
That's ok, I don't care about that. I just haven't heard that before but it kinda makes sense.

>>12669273
Sounds 100% legit

>>12669349
Discord tranny

>>12669357
From what I've read it's not a FAR or FAA regulation it's something with the companies themselves. It's pretty wise considering that nobody wants a plane to go down over something stupid.

>>12669390

>plane companies currently neglect basic maintenance on their fleets causing delays and malfunctions at an unprecedented rate
>"no we can't let pilots eat the same thing because you know how everyone is always getting poisoned eating food"

I swear 4chan is filled with the most retarded faggots.

>>12669425
Lol