/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12663001
Quality instead of shit panties as you posted. What's your point OP?

>>12663008
I would like to make jergy

>>12663001
The in-store price of pre-made Jerkies, beef, turkey and otherwise (especially salmon) really makes one wonder if there isn't an international jerky cartel that elevates these prices 10-100x beyond the price of the raw-materials.

>>12663001
>purchase a choice top round roast for @ $5.00/lb
>ingredients, labor for slicing, making marinade and cold storage
>energy, equipment and to dry/smoke
>original roast weighing 10lbs is now reduced to 2-3lbs
Hmm, really tough to figure out there isn't it, kid. Are you a millennial perchance?

>>12663001
What temp do you smoke jerky at? I want to make some but I don't think my pellet smoker can get low enough.

>>12663073
where did the 7-8 lbs go ?

>>12663046
>cartel

*Jew

>>12663096
yeah especially the guides that say shit like "removing all the fat is highly, highly reccomended, if you fail to do so you may get cryptosporidium or chronic wasting disease or some other vile condition, but disregard the fat globules in the beef jerky you buy at the store and don't worry about it.

>>12663096
Yeah right, blame the fact that you're a moron on the jews. Catholic church was the first money laundering shit cartel that was making money transfer shit, look up their templars.
Don't be a hypocrite and expect to get away with it.

>>12663001
If you have a cute girlfriend then some edible underwear is supposed to be fun. That said a hottie and I never got around to that, we bought some but fuck that bullshit.

>>12663093
Gnomes got it.

>>12663001
most meat weight is water, dried meat is expensive. yeah, you can make it at home cheaper just using any oven and low heat setting and time

>>12663143
Throw this at gnomes and they'll protect you from faires.

>>12663115
Christianity is a sect of Judaism.

>>12663147
... They tried to prevent me

>>12663149
Your point being?

>>12663153
So of course Catholics practice kikery; they're kikes.

>>12663168
That's what you assert. Are you some kind of islamic that wants to drive a wedge between others?
Have a look at this one for the last 30... you scumbags are really as scummy as you come across as the religion of peace.

https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30

>>12663175
Muslims are a type of Jew, too. Take all those backwards, violent, oppressive desert religions and throw them in the fucking trash.

>>12663175
there will be peace when everybody submits to islam

>>12663182
It's almost like Europeans shouldn't be prostrating themselves for middle-eastern cult leaders

>>12663192
My thoughts exactly. Monotheism was designed to keep barbaric brown people alive. The white man craves freedom and harmony with the bountiful nature found in Europe, while the brown man craves protection from the harsh conditions around him.

>>12663001

>beef jerkey panties

what's the point when i'm already eating roast beef

>>12663192
Given that they all fly to Merkels whims, they are pretty much all a bunch of suckups to islamics. The EU sucks and I do hope that the UK gets out out of it instead of being paid off by the merkel types.

One sad funny thing is that merkel and her supporters never want those niggers in their own backyards, only in other people's, it's a political thing.

>>12663218
All the good Europeans left for America over the past few hundred years.

>>12663208
You were a start but fucked it up. It's really here in the Americas. We give credit were credit is due, that said we wont take shit from you.

One has to say about the arrogant brits, why did you bother fighting WW II when you're taking shit and accepting Merkel and german shit for your border control?

>>12663226
see
>>12663224
America's bounty is even greater than that of Europe, except for the Southwest, which we never should have annexed.

oopsie, I guess I see no excuse for you british and german assholes.

>>12663246
Why should we have not axxened that which was ours?

>>12663257
** annexed

>>12663257
Because the white man was not meant to live in the desert. Also, without the Mexican cession, there wouldn't be nearly as many Mexicans here.

>>12663273
Based realist who uses evolutionary sciences instead of appealed to emotions with unmeasurable political thought processes.

>>12663046
Meat weighs a lot less when dried out like that. Takes a lot of meat to make a little jerky. Simply expensive ingredients cost.

>>12663273
Being white we reflect light the most so keep cool the most. Also fuck the Mexicans they had no law, our wild wild west types were better at it. Look at results and complain all you want.

Perhaps your only complaint is that we didn't annex Mexico as another state but it didn't work out that way yet. Nothing against that yah know, that and Canada. You both have some hot chicks.

Annexing Mexico, that might be fun. Canada though, that's part of British crown territory, so it might be fun.

used to make jerky all the time but cleaning the racks was enough of a pain to make me stop
sneaking warm and chewy top round off the dehydrator when it is slightly-undercooked is just insanely good

>>12663294
You seem very confused. Collect your thoughts and try again, bud.

>>12663273
We could have made a bunch of states out of Mexico and Canada. It would have been better for all of us, we're not enemies ya know.

>>12663296
if you look closely you will see that i backspaced because i clicked the wrong pic, but not enough to clear the field and just deleted the filename. gonna leave it though
the little guy there is like 40 years old now

>>12663300
What are you speaking of? You made a general statement however not including specifics. Are you on crack or something?

>>12663306
You're acting like I'm Mexican when I'm clearly against even having them in our country. You seem to want more of them.

>>12663304
The funny thing is that horsie looks like sarah jessica parker. Check it out...
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

>>12663309
It's not mexicans coming up here, if we annexed the place then we could control their southern border, there's where these illegals are coming from. They wont enforce their own shit then blame it on us.
Get your shit straight.

>>12663315
I dunno why SJP being a horse became a meme and not Seinfeld when Seinfeld did it earlier.
>Have you seen a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?” - George (describing Kramer) (Seinfeld)

>>12663321
Hey dumbass, we annexed the entire Southwest and let all the Mexicans there stay. How did that work out?

>>12663302
Mexicans are eternally salty towards us because we went to war with them and got NM and the southwest.
I wish they weren't so salty because I think Mexicans are sexy... :( I'll never get a Mexican husband though because of the salt...

>>12663330
We got that territory, and with it, all the fucking Mexicans. And then they could move around the rest of the US because of the privileges and immunities clause of the Constitution.

>>12663323
All that upper west side manhattan shit like weinfeld and friends made no sence to me, they were horrible assholes that couldn't be alone and needed laugh tracks to get along.
I'm from manhattan and hated those upper west side shows becasue they made no sense except for morons.
They appealed to others that never had to deal with those types.

>>12663001
Why in the ever loving fuck did they bedazzle the stupid thing. That doesn't even look good from a fetish perspective.

>>12663327
It worked out pretty well until some guilt ridden assoles started letting more of them in with no reason.

>>12663378
Meddling in Latin America for hundreds of years was also a mistake. We should leave the rest of the world to its own devices and cut ourselves off from (((global trade))). We have everything we need here.

>>12663339
The worst part of the Consistution is the 14th amendment.

https://www.loc.gov/rr//program/bib/ourdocs/14thamendment.html

Just because one puts a foot in our nation and pumps out a baby gives it citizenship rights and the right to bring in 5000 babies from other nations that don't know English.

>>12663405
*** Constitution

>>12663405
You know what lets a lot more Mexicans into the country? Turning parts of Mexico into American states, which makes all the Mexicans living there Americans.

>>12663418
We have to annex Canada as well to even it out.

>>12663093
liquid

>>12663093
based

>>12663424
Thanks Bruce...

>>12663373
>They appealed to others that never had to deal with those types.
Yeah, that's what I like about it. I don't actually have to deal with them and instead I could watch them fuck over other people.
Kinda like Always Sunny in Philadelphia except I don't understand the humor in that show at all.

>>12663421
we will burn your whitehouse down again if you try

>>12663454
That was the British who did that.

>>12663449
>Sunny in Philadelphia
I have no idea what you're on about except that I saw that faggot show for about 15 seconds and never looked back.
I never understood the appeal of that faggot shit hollywood crap complete with laughtracks. Didn't laughtracks go out in the 1980s so that writers had less to do?

>>12663456
I got the point, we knew the brits did that.

>>12663464
I love this style of post. I can never tell if the poster is a 14 year old autist or a 60 year old confused boomer.

>>12663449
Any show these days that needs a laughtrack is not only retarded but is a throwback to when assholes in network TV had to hire idiot writers who would fill time between their bullshit and think that they could manipulate people.
The fucking scumbags.

>>12663456
In the end, while we did sue for peace, you also knew that you were in the wrong for impressing American citizens on the open seas.
Try that now, limey friends.

You limey cunts caused us to be something that we never wanted to be, You brit cunts might get over that in time.
But then again you might not and that's your problem, not ours.

>>12663493
>limey
I have always found it amusing that Americans use healthy eating as an insult.

>>12663563
A colonial touched a nerve on a fucking limey. You should be glad that we didn't go after London with our Frenchie friends, just for some fun revenge of what you did to us.

>>12663563
Do you honestly think that we couldn't burn London, it's not anyone there speak English anymore.

>>12663563
Do you honestly think that we couldn't burn London, it's not as if anyone there speak English anymore.
A few less pakis and indians and you suckups to weirdos really would effect or affect us? GTFO! That's what they want, a sczism between us. I suspect that it will never happen untill you keep letting in islamics from merkin and the germins.
Sorry for my spelling I'm not wearing my glasses. But you're suckers for fighting two world wars and yet sucking up to germins telling you your border control.

Again my spellin gsucks.

If you want me to put on my glasses then I'll make fools out of brits for lettings germans do what they did to you.
And for Merkel with her guilt trip letting in islamics.

>>12663598
>>12663622
>>12663634
based unhinged paranoid boomer

>>12663636
You must be one of the one from the suppressed news. Have some fun with tat you merkel supplicant.

>>12663636
In merkels zone people such as us on 4chan would never be allowed to exist, they go for the goosestepping.

The problem with merkel and her ww ii guilt is that they're so arrogant that while being totally destroyed during ww ii and while they're goosestepping didn't work they don't understand their failure.
Leave that to Germany the arrogant cunts.

>>12663144
For the price of having the oven on for 8 hours Id rather just buy a pack in the store.

>>12663715
depends how expensive is electricity and how well your oven door closes, you don't even have to run it that hot.

but yeah, jerky is expensive for a reason, meat is mostly water

>>12663096
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>>12663218
Convert to the Hammer or die by the axe.

>>12663149
Here's your (You) for saying something wrong lol I love this website. Definitely gonna Upvote! #edgy

>>12663001
Imagine the smell

>>12663787
>worships a Jew
>half your holy book is Jewish teachings
>not a Jewish sect
hmm

>>12663787
He's right though. Christianity and Islam are the evangelical arms of Judaism. It's humorous too that christians ridicule islam for violence yet when christianity was roughly the same age as islam, christians committed atrocities that make radical muslim violence look like a schoolgirl picnic.

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>>12663818
Not an arguing, Shlomo.

>>12663835
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>12663848
I meant argument, faggot. Suck my massive druid cock.

>>12663811
Don't make excuses for islamic violence and expect to get away with it.

>>12663835
>>12663848
"deng" and "shlomo"
What are you two on about?
Keeping it to the cooking theme perhaps you two should get a tub of crisco and room if you know what I mean.

>>12663920
Suck my massive druid cock, faggot.

>>12663920
I don't know why he called me Deng. Maybe he thought I was Chinese. I called him Shlomo because he's Jewish. Jewish people eat pastrami.

>>12663959
I'm not the fag, you two need the room. With the tub of crisco and anger bring in a carrot. I bet you two could have fun with that combination.
Wascally rabbits might not like you very much for stealing their carrots for homosexual activities.

>>12663966
>>12663959
>>12663976
t. incel
have sex

>boomers can't even make it 10 posts into a thread about beef jerky before having a mental breakdown about abrahamic religions
I'm sick of you fucking redditors I swear to allah

>>12663989
How would you know what they are unless you are one yourself?

>>12663989
Boomers love Jews, retard.

>>12663997
Morons love palistinans and take on causes that they know nothing about.

>>12664007
>implying I like any of those backwards desert retards
America should isolate itself.

>>12664017
No, that's not the way. It's own
everything but that becomes the responsibilty of being some empire and that was never what we wanted,

We really don't want to take care of your sorry asses, that said if we can help to bring yourselves up then that would be pretty cool, also niggrers don't want that, they never did.

>>12664017
We dont want it and never did, That's not what our nation is on about. Someday you might learn it instead of bashing it.

>>12664053
>>12664083
Ron Paul 2020

>>12664091
To each their own.
You're just a sucker, just remember Ross Perot. IMO Trump is doing a good job, a way better job than some faggot shillary supporters would be doing.

There's nothing to be proud of if one is a shillary ghoul.

>>12664111
This isn't reddit, you fucking boomer. Go back to where you came from.

>>12663835

>>12664113
I leave knowing reddit to you, why should I care?

>>12664114
is the frog poster next?

From what I hear from this site reddit must be a shit hole. Good luck faggots.

>>12663907
I made an argument showing the moral hypocrisy of christians. There was no implication of supporting religious violence of any kind in that post, but keep trying to find your boogeymen, it's what your ilk survives on. You're the same kind of retard who thinks criticism of Israel state policies is antisemitic. Sick of it and I'm calling you faggots out.

>leave /pol/ for ten minutes
>the rest of 4chan is also /pol/
I just checked this thread for a good marinade

>>12664840
Have sex.

>>12663001
jerky's always been overpriced shit.
$5 for 50g? yeah nah get fucked.
cheaper to just buy a few kg of steaks and make your own.

>>12664840
if any question you ask is premised with "who" then you best believe it's the jews

>>12663001

> Does anyboady here make their own jerkies

Yeah, we do. We found a SunBeam dehydrator at a thrift shop for 10 USD several years back and bought it for giggles. Works perfectly, clean, no issues. We usually put game meat into a grinder with seasoning, make it into strips, and put it into the dehydrator. Boom. Pepper Teriyaki Venison.

>>12665736
>we
who is the other person anon

>>12665736
OP here thank you for the first useful response. How does dehydrator work? Does it heat it or does it just suck all the moisture out? This sounds like the way to go, I will do some research thank you.
>>12664840
This place is honestly a step above /pol/ as far as current events / US domestic political threads and jew-hating.

>>12663289
>Meat weighs a lot less when dried out like that
Why don't they just have the cows drink more water