/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i’ll have you know i just ate a bowl of shin black and i only held my mouth under the sink at full blast while sobbing uncontrollably for 20 minutes

I can handle it pretty well but i grew up around it. I love that spicey curry you get that makes your asshole burn. Also, love fresh jalapenos. I think ita just because there is little flavor in most resturant cooking people dont eat and aren't used to it. I think the few who grew up with it are good

Reminder that this webcomic is made by a butthurt indian - the gokku looking dickhead is his self-insert.

He will ridicule white men not being able to eat spicy food while fetishising white girls in other strips.

t. Mongolian

>>12658454
Why do all dark skinned cultures try their hardest to define their own "beauty" standards by the whiteness of their skin?

>>12658454
Didn't realize there was a non-white version of this lol.

>>12658454
>Why can’t white people handle spicy food?
Same reason most of the eastern world can't handle lactose as well as the west.
It's genetics and experience, anon.

Damn, I wish I was a shitskin so I could...uhhh...eat spicy foods.

>>12658475
>Reminder that this webcomic is made by a butthurt indian
Meanwhile in India, all the movie stars, models, & celebrities look white as fuck. lol

>>12658480
>Why do all dark skinned cultures try their hardest to define their own "beauty" standards by the whiteness of their skin?

>>12658493
There are so many skin bleaches out there it is ridiculous. I hate getting the sun damage from a tan and love being naturally pale, marshmallow and pink pussy all day.

>>12658475

>>12658493
>lightskinned
>white

uhm. No sweetie.

>>12658480
>Why do all dark skinned cultures try their hardest to define their own "beauty" standards by the whiteness of their skin?
?

>>12658454
Fucking white people and their...
>Spins wheel
...Inability to cope with...
>Pulls a card out of a hat
...Ethnic food.

My father was an alcoholic dickbag whose only pleasure in life was finding absurdly spicy hot sauces. He would sit at the dinner table, with a pile of paper towels to wipe the sweat off his forehead, and slowly pour more and more sauce on whatever he was eating.

From my experience, most wacky hot sauces are marketed by white people for white people.

>>12658480
>>12658493
>>12658496
>>12658500
>>12658505

Fun Fact: 8 of the top 10 cosmetics products sold in India are all 'skin bleaching' or 'skin whitening' creams & lotions.

This is also very similar to SE Asian, Middle East, & African countries. They hate white people because they literally want to be them.

>>12658480
Agrarian societies value paleness as a marker of wealth. It indicates you can afford to stay indoors all day rather than toil in the fields.

Even white people disparage the so-called farmer's tan as a mark of low birth. Tanning wasn't even acceptable until Coco Chanel bought a yacht and made it a point to be too rich to care.
Now we all value a beach bod and pale white people are considered cubical slaves or soulless Gingers.

>>12658512
half the reason why that is is because it allows the white people who can handle spice customize their food while eating the same thing as their companions so those who can't can actually eat it without dying. My sister can't eat spice but I love the shit so my mother will make it bland and I just sauce it myself

>>12658526
I read an article in GQ or something saying the same thing. If you're tan in China it's because you work in the rice fields. If you're pale in America it's because you work in the equivalent of the rice fields

>>12658513
They're uglier with pale skin than dark though. They look like diseased spics.

>>12658513
>This is also very similar to SE Asian, Middle East, & African countries. They hate white people because they literally want to be them.
And it's not just the skin color. It's super fucking trendy in China right now to get eyelid surgery to make your eyes look more western & like white people. Appropriation of white people & their cultures goes way beyond just blonde hair dye.

>>12658544
>It's super fucking trendy in China right now to get eyelid surgery to make your eyes look more western & like white people
And I kid you not, the new trend is to bleach & dye bodyhair blonde also... the idea is that blonde girl peach fuzz is cute & sexy while shitskin curly hair naps are nasty & disgusting.

>>12658493
well yeah indi runs on a caste system still too and its predominantly dominated at the top by the whitest of white looking people almost akin to Honduras / Brazil in terms of skin difference

>>12658475
king shit mongolian. are you actually from mongolia? Anything interesting there?

>>12658454
>I posted it again lol

fuck off, paco

>>12658493
>Meanwhile in India, all the movie stars, models, & celebrities look white as fuck. lol
I'm Indian, and I bet you haven't seen a real native Indian, have you? There's a good reason why the mixed race & light skinned Indians win all the beauty contests.

>>12658580
go shit in the street again

>>12658580
I'd fuck her monkey lookin ass.

>>12658454
The real question is what is with brown people and eating spicy foods? I mean there is no benefit to eating something spicy, capascins arent literally a deterrent for mammals to not eat them, and it causes runny shits and makes your asshole burn both of which are not good for your health. And they all live in tropical areas so why on earth would they like food that makes them feel even hotter? It makes no sense and besides "uhhh it taste good" I have yet to hear any actual reasons for eating anything spicy.

Being white is literally sour grapes for everyone else.

>>12658480
They hate us cuz they ate anus.

>>12658611
So they feel superior over wypipo in one tiny aspect of their pathetic lives

>>12658611
>and it causes runny shits and makes your asshole burn
White people problems.
> why on earth would they like food that makes them feel even hotter?
Feeling hotter cools you down quicker. Your body overcompensates for perceived heat.
Same reason hot tea is preferred in just about every hot country.

>>12658622
>Being white is literally sour grapes for everyone else.
Don't worry. Your race is slowly killing itself & western society is rotting in its decadence... all we have to do is wait.

>>12658635
Cope.

>>12658650
Enjoy living in your nigger infested welfare state for the rest of your life, white cucks.

I’m of indian descendants d and I can’t handle spicy food, I start sweating and tearing up if I have sriracha or cholula sauce. I’m born and raised in America so that might be a contributing factor, but my father is from India and he has the same issue where he sweats a bucket with spicy food. I don’t think White people handle spicy food less, they just prefer not to have spicy sphincter-burning shits

I can handle spicy foods but I just don't really like the taste.

>>12658454
Anyone has the edit of this comic but with a video game journalist going "muh dark souls"?

>>12658611
Supposedly metabolism boost, antioxidants, helps with inflammation in many parts of the body, heart healthy, fights sicknesses, reduces risk of cancer etc.

>>12658611
Preserved food because food rots in tropical areas

>>12658632
>Feeling hotter cools you down quicker. Your body overcompensates for perceived heat.
Same reason hot tea is preferred in just about every hot country.

this is the actual reason.

>>12658670
>projection: the post

>>12658544
Is it only wypipo that have eyes like that? Can’t say I focused too much on those things to notice

>>12658815
Epicanthal folds are a predominantly Asian feature but can be found in Finngolian peoples as well.

>>12658824
I just meant more like how black people all want “good hair”, and they say that they want wypipo hair, but what it is, is that they want the hair of LITERALLY any other race than sub-Saharan Africans. But it’s a pretty standard trope for them to put focus on wypipo for their problems (in this case, not feeling attractive enough because of their nappy hair). Was just wondering if it was the same thing with eyes, where other races have it besides whites, but whites get focused on for some reason.

>>12658824
Finland mentioned! :DDD

>>12658824
neat

>>12658842
>for some reason

>>12658496
Actual reason they do this is because poor families work on farms and such.
They are considered the lowest of low.
Because people work out in the sun they'll get a brown skin, being white or having a white look is considered rich and high class, thus the reason why all asians want white bois.

>>12658508
Nice.

>>12658454
We can handle it, we just don't need to cover up the taste of rotten food.

>>12658824
>finns aren't mongolian rape babies

Why can't brown people get shit out of their food?

>>12659014
dont be a fucking racist wh*teoid
that's their culture and you need to respect them wiping their asses with their bare hands

>>12658824
Finland is white!

tbf at least the browns keep their spices for their native dishes and don't put them on everything.
There's a certain breed of lower class inner city white boys that somehow think putting cheap hotsauce over absolutely everything is super rad, pouring it over stuff like cabbage soup or cauliflower gratin. These people are clearly unwell.

>>12658454
I bet you cant handle scorpion pepper

>>12658501
This is how i feel when i ask the waitress at chinese places for extra spicy and they give me some half assed attempt for flavor

>>12659133
Hotsauce on cauliflower is pretty lit tho, you sound like a bitch boi.

>>12659133
You're a fucking idiot mexicans keep bottles of hot sauce in their tool pouches and put it on everything

>>12659183
Lol same. Local Thai place, “How spicy you want? 1-5?” “5 please” and it’s not hot at all

>>12659189
Yeah on a grilled slice maybe, but not on a fucking gratin you animal

>>12659195
I have never met a Mexican

Same reason non-white people can't handle dairy, genetics

>>12658611
>>12658454
Have you ever tried black people food that *isn't* doused in hot sauce? It's disgusting. Non-whites build up their tolerance to spice because they have to make all their food super spicy or else it's absolutely disgusting.

>>12658611
It hides the taste of rotten meat and of badly cleaned innards.

>>12658454
I can

Genetics.
People of tropical areas, near the equator or in much more humid environment and such have their taste buds affected by the humidity where they can’t detect flavor that well.
This is not true for all cases but explains things from Persia to Thailand.
For Hispanics, the chile was native to their lands but it was more of a “wow look at this new spice ingredients” from the Spaniards that it evolved to be their culture.
American Blacks are a warrior culture and so eating spicy food is more about the pain and the ability to eat it rather than the taste.

>>12659258
>blacks
>eating spicy foods
kek, they just eat overseasoned foods.

Sweet Jesus this is too spicy! Margaret get the mayonnaise, stat!

>>12659266
>what is Cajun
>what is jerk

>murder billions of people across the globe in order to get spices
>don’t use them
WTF white people!?

I litterally learned how to say "So spicey I will cry" in Mandarin for the sole purpose of being able to get hot general tsos

Still not hot enough.

The shit I make at home with pickled Scorpion peppers is good tho

-pastey white german guy

>>12659005
>Mongolians aren’t Finnish rape babies
Did you even learn about the finno-Korean hyper war while you were in school?

>>12658611

>>12658505
>>12658513
definitely has nothing to do with imperialism lul

>>12659195
Wrong. I'm mexican and my grandpa keeps jalapenos in his pocket and slices them as toppings for his McDonalds.

>>12659437
Are you a hot Mexican? Do you have a white parent too?

>>12658611
>causes runny shits and makes your asshole burn
im white
thats literally not true
whats wrong with your butt?

>>12658454
The person who made this must have been a really sad cuck.

>>12659444
Yeah I'm pretty hot and also sleepy. Do white step parents count?

>>12659475
Depends, how big is your dick?

>>12659200
There was a Thai place at my undergrad that had 1-5 on the menu, but if you asked them you could order higher. I ended up having 6 or 7 depending on the dish.

>>12659348
>Still not hot enough.
you need an intervention. to let your tastebuds return
no for real. like a tolerance break

>>12658635
Eventually we’re gonna snap out of our slumber and get back to our favorite sport, genocide. Good luck when that happens, cabron

>>12659494
short like me

>>12659584
Figures, bet you're a freak tho.

>>12659332
>tfw mixed Master Race
I eat spicy food and wash it down with milk.

>>12658611
You've gotten a lot of responses, but I'll drop some Freud level shit upon your head.

They eat hot spice because they want to escape. Feeling anything but life is bliss. Even if it's pain.

They'll never admit this because it admits a fault within their person.

Take and do with this knowledge what you will, but dark skinned people are the ultimate red pill. They suffer pain to escape their own lives.

>>12659133
Black people do that too

>>12658536
Indians are ugly regardless and have the smallest dicks in the world

>>12658553
I mean that is a fact. Blonde hair looks clean while brown hair looks dirty.

>>12659625
>some Freud level shit
So baseless conjecture that has long been debunked and ridiculed in the scientific community?

This is the loser/homeless thread, I assume. You people talk like fucking abject garbage that should be marched into suicide booths. Don't you think? You probably subconsciously know you're garbage but you lash out.

>>12659200
This. I'm Arizonan but because of all the shitty fucking transplants they think I'm some fucking Chicago piece of shit.

Go home you cunts. Move back to the shithole you came from. All of you Californians, cheese lakers, and eastern faggots. Move home. We hate you. We hate you. We hate you. Move home. We hate you. You are trash. We hate you.

>>12658454
why can't black people win nobel prize in any scientific category?

>>12659286
>cajun
>spicy

>cajun
>black

>>12659286
>89% of Cajuns have no African or Native American ancestors; about 11% of Cajun people have at least 0.5% or 1% non-European ancestry.
>what is jerk
overseasoned meat.

/ck/ has made me a racist

>>12659736
based and redpilled

>>12659736
Good. Racism is the defender of diversity. There is nothing wrong with racism. I'm tired of this propaganda they shoved down our throats.

>>12658454
The person who is portrayed in this comic looks like this in real life, guaranteed

>>12658480
Pale skin is a sign of high birth, as it's peasants who toil in the sun getting tanned.

>>12659753
This isn't the Victorian era.

No exposure during childhood maybe? Also nothing needs to be spicy these days. We have refrigerators.

>>12659768
Funny, the trend of hideous long nails is big right now when it used to be a sign that you didn't need to work.

>>12659684
ARIZONA GANG RISE UP

Fuck off califags and illegals we're full

>>12659865
I have 7 guns and an ounce of weed brother. It should be legal to shoot californians on sight.

>>12658454
haha that is funny
however, despite making up only 13 percent of the population

>>12658454
Is it just me or is this some kind of forced meme? I'm white as fuck and I love spicy stuff and really the amount of other white people I know that like/dislike spicy foods seem to be about the same as any other color of people. Is this just brown people cope? Usually there is some real life basis for memes like this but I just don't see it

>>12658475
>gokku looking dickhead
this is literally a Bleach character, 1:1

>>12659884
everything but the weed
drugs are degen bro
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Because unlike other countries, we can actually purchase food with taste. We don’t need cheap spices to taste anything

>>12658467
Fuck off

>>12659917
>Is it just me or is every thread on /ck/ a forced meme?
Well, duh.

>>12659865
>Fuck off califags
Why would we ever want to go to your shitty state

>>12659973
This is a meme that goes outside of /ck/ tho

>>12658611
The actual reasons are bland food and food preservation techniques. There are white people who eat fermented shark, so it's not just a brownie rotten food meme. Look at the dishes where spices are most prevalent (like, 90% of the dish is spice) and take them out of the equation. You're typically left with about-to-rot meat and wilted vegetables.

>>12659974
Because you ruined yours with property taxes and loss of freedom.

>>12659753
pale fragile indoorsman detected

>>12658513
im sure youre the first to argue tho that theres no such thing as internalized racism or white supremacy

>>12658481
The people that collect things usually don't use these things because that would go against the purpose of collecting.

>>12658536
what do you look like, then? a tall, blonde aryan? doubt it

>>12659991
Stop believing everything you see on Fox News stupid boomer

>>12660005
why would you assume that? those facts only prove it exists. whether it should is a different argument.

>>12660005
>im sure youre the first to argue tho that theres no such thing as internalized racism or white supremacy

im sure youre the first to argue tho that theres no such thing as two genders or Biodiversity

Because we use spices for flavour, not to kill germs.

You see, whites developed fermentation to clean water, where azns boiled it and poos just filled their food wjth so much spice that the germs were killed.

We like spicy, we just don't have it as our default setting. Whites value the flavour and quality of the ingredients, not their ability to turn your asshole into a dragon's nostril.

>>12660015
Stop coming here pussy. It should be legal to hunt you.

>>12660023
sour grapes

>>12660005
Lol are you implying that racism is bad?

>>12660015
hes right your fellow statesmen have ruined my state and are helping make it more blue by the year
if you ever suceed from the union can we have southern california to riverside?

>>12659991
>>12659974
Don't fight among yourselves americans, you're supposed to band together against your common enemy, the state.

>>12660029
I’ve been to your shithole desert state once and I already never want to go back

>>12660038
The beaners are what’s making your state blue dumbfuck

>>12660039
no its the people controling the state

>>12660052
obviously but many californians arent helping

>>12660029
i think you might too weak and afraid to be honest about how little you've personally achieved so you turn your frustrations outwards instead and blame other groups for all of your problems. i think maybe on some level you realized that if white people really have the most societal advantages, it would mean you have the least excuse for how useless you are. just take responsibility like an adult. passing the buck and the blame is for children.

>>12658454
Why did this meme become a thing, did we forget the fact that white people colonized and raped non whites all for spices.

>>12658454
The whites who cant hamdle spice are usually low class trailer trash who cant afford spices. Ive met suburban dons who out spice ethnic minorities. Tbh id say whites eat spicer food just to prove a point now days. Minorities over salt everything.

>>12659276
whoa bro that looks overseasoned

>>12660061
The only Californians that want to move to Arizona are conservatives themselves

>>12660122
You are fleeing here in droves. After destroying your state you move on like locusts.

>>12660086
Brown people looking for literally anything to get white people on. It's always been around, but only really got popular after the "while only 13% of the population" meme got popular.

>>12660131
You’re seriously dumb as a rock. We didn’t “destroy” our state. The federal government did with its liberal immigration laws and lack of enforcement. And many parts of this state are still nice, the parts without too many spics

>>12658508
I laughed

>>12660149
>10% state property tax

>/co/ becomes /ck/
improvement

>>12658454
Heat masks flavor and blacks have less quality meat which is why they use it so much

>>12659974
Lots of Cali girls go to ASU to get away from their parents

>>12660182
So what? Stop being poor

>>12660005
Only wypipo are racist.

i'm german and when i moved to new mexico i didn't stop shitting and having a constant stomachache for 3 months. fucking spics put chile in everything. luckily i only was there for 9 months. i couldn't wait to leave that wasteland

>>12660204
that's just because they were too dumb to get into superior party schools like UCSB

>>12660182
I feel your pain bro. T. born and raised Washingtonian. Support the liberty state movement. Fuck the coasties, fuck commiefornians, fuck Seattle and fuck Olympia.

>>12660235
>i'm german and i moved to new mexico
Why the fuck did you do that

>>12659865
>visited Arizona for a week with my ex
>wanted to go back ever since
fuck the northeast, bunch of assholes in shit weather all year long. it's nice for like a week and a half in May, then again in October, then it's all fucked.