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Stop eating fungi. You shouldn't trust them or eat them or interact with them at all. If you have to interact with them, it should be to refuse them or to destroy them. Be cautious around them, they are up to no good.

>> No.12652145

Fungi are fun guys.

>> No.12652155

>>12652145
Shut the fuck up and fuck off this planet you arent fooling anyone you fucking drone. Don't think for a second you have been fooled. I'm well aware you fungi are up to something sinister. I don't know exactly what it is but it's not good.

>> No.12652158

>>12652155
Simmer down, Bowser.

>> No.12652164

>>12652137
that dog looks like my dad

>> No.12652167

>>12652158
If you think for one fucking second you've got me fooled then you're stupider than I thought. I just hope the rest of /ck/ can also see through your bullshit

>> No.12652173

>>12652137
I made creamy mushroom soup tonight and ate a shit load of it. How fucked am I? When will the mushrooms use me for their sexy plans?
>>12652164
Why is your dad a dog

>> No.12652184

>>12652173
>sexy plans
Hopefully not too fucked but you should be careful. They are delicious and I used to eat them a fair amount too but I stopped before it was too late, I hope. There's no sexy plans with fungi. I don't know what they want or are up to but I assure you, it's bad. Don't eat them anymore and don't use anything fungi in cooking.

>> No.12652194

>>12652184
You kind of sound like someone who's on a bad trip from shrooms right now

>> No.12652201
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12652201

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

>> No.12652227 [DELETED] 

Pee

>> No.12652245
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>>12652137
>>12652155

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaritine

>> No.12652291

Agreed. Mushrooms look and taste disgusting.

>> No.12652351

Well, dogs can't digest fungi at all, so OP has a point. But for humans they are alright.

>> No.12652355

don’t tell me what to do varg dog

>> No.12652445
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>>12652137
Trying to take a slav's mushrooms is like trying to take a murrican's burger. You'll get them from my cold, dead hands.

>> No.12654081

If you eat mushrooms, your body will become intoxicated and they'll try to communicate with you through your dreams giving you nightmares and such, i don't know what their main goal is but they study humanity that way.

>> No.12654111

Just because you get poisoned from mushrooms doesn't mean I should stop eating it, Pluto.
BAD DOG.

>> No.12654129

Fungi not only taste great but can also kill your enemies and teach you the secrets of the universe

No one listen to OP
Eat fungi
Enjoy universe brain

>> No.12654238

>>12654129
>t. scheming fungi

>> No.12654269

>>12654129
I for one welcome our Mycelium overlords

>> No.12654285

>>12652137
/x/ has this thread every so often too

>> No.12654323

>he says
>until he needs penicillin

>> No.12654368

>>12654238
Just eat a mushroom senpai you missing out don't you want to learn the truth?
>>12654269
Good, good, soon you will be anointed

>> No.12654391

I don't like this. They grow in random weird spots and leech nutrients and energy from whatever they are growing on. They will do it to you soon if you keep eating them. Stop eating them; you'll regret it if you keep eating them but it'll already be too late by that point.

>> No.12654401

>>12652137
in my experience it is okay to consume mushrooms as long as you don't acknowledge them or speak with them

>> No.12654402

>>12652173
I thought everyone's dad was a dog

>> No.12654413

>>12654391
Yeah but animals also leech energy from the grass or other animals they eat, just eat some fungi bro it's good

>> No.12654427

>>12654413
But it's not the same. It feels different somehow and I don't know why. They're fucked and up to something ominous. I don't know what they're scheming but it's no good.

>> No.12654461

>>12654427
Come on anon energy transfer is all essentially the same, plants get energy from the sun, animals and fungi get energy from plants, just eat some fungi bro you'll get all that energy and you might learn more about existence

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>>12652137
SEE NOW WHERE WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LIVE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS! But soon we shall RULE the LAND ABOVE, and MANKIND WILL BE GONE!

The Mushroom race is too small and weak to take over man by force, and so we came up with our PERFECT PLAN! If you can't beat man, CHANGE MAN!

>> No.12654522

>>12654368
YOU WONT NEED EYES TO SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING

>> No.12654666

>>12654522
>>12654427

Guys you're over analyzing. Either eat fungi or die and let fungi grow from you. You can only evolve if you follow the delicious food chain

>> No.12654692

>>12654666
WTF A MUSHROOM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.12654732

>>12654692
Not funny anon, fungi would never flex their superiority over humanity by flying around all willy nilly. I think you're having a hard time;eat some fungi, it'll help you get over it

>> No.12655325

>>12652137
This: it's not an animal and it's not a plant. Why would you want to eat something so alien? You're not human if you don't have a problem with shrooms

>> No.12655424

>>12652173
Makes sense since his mom is a bitch