/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12651008
I hope your mom gets cancer and you end up on the street.

Unless you're asking for tips about how to make a "Your Husband Came Out as Gay and Left you for Another Man" cake, this is not even remotely food or cooking related.

>>12651019
thanks anon

>>12651022
What do you mean?

Sorry anon

>>12651030
You're on the Food & Cooking board, you dumb frog poster.

>>12651048
I was hoping you could recommend some foods to make me feel better. Sorry I didn't put that in the OP

Jannies pls no delete

>>12651008

>>12651008
Haha now you're into hot skillet queso sorry anon

>>12651008
Lol gay

>>12651054
I know its lame, but those sodium filled cup noodles always warm me up. Maybe add some cayenne for a little kick.
Hope it gets better for you.

>>12651054
>some foods to make me feel better
I have a few
>bake a potato with garlic salt
>fry onions, parsnips, garlic, green peppers and jalapenos in olive oil. Mix with lettuce and sliced tomatoes and basil
>rice pudding
>take three cups of whiskey and one cup of cough syrup with some cinnamon and whipped cream

>>12651073
I don't think slurping noodles will help but thanks

>>12651008
What do your two dad's like to eat besides the obvious?

>>12651054
You can eat a bullet

Owen Benjamin has some advice. Watch his most recent stream, he went through the same thing. Whatever you do, do not kill him or do anything illegal.

>>12651122
Uncalled for.

>>12651008
>>12651054

no matter how many cocks your father sucks, he'll never be as big of a faggot as you, OP.

>>12651164
At least he's not posting about getting dickered with kitters

Good thread. This type of silly ass shit is why I still come to this site.

>>12651008
post pics of your dad

>>12651179

>>12651116
Corndogs, geoducks, bomb pops, rainbow pops(they have all kinds of popsicles stocked up really) bananas, carrots. You know, normal things.

>>12651122
kys

>>12651194
>Gooey Ducks

>>12651184
>resist
Based

>>12651022
>Unless you're asking for tips about how to make a "Your Husband Came Out as Gay and Left you for Another Man" cake, this is not even remotely food or cooking related.

W-What if I am?
How would you make this cake?

>>12651008
Who is the man? A young dude or what?

>>12651211
Yes he's in his early 30's and less then 10 years older then me. It fucking sucks so bad. He's dating a guy that could be my older brother.
Worst of all they're in some sort of dom/sub relationship, where my father basically does whatever he wants and gives him his entire paycheck and has signed over some of his assests to him already despite them only being 'together' for 8 weeks.

>>12651210
>How would you make this cake?
However the fuck you want.
It's not like you have a husband to mind if you get fat anymore.

>>12651218
>>12651154

>>12651116
They only have chocolate covered cucumbers

>>12651218
that's hilarious

>>12651218
Unironically it is your duty to avenge your mother and murder your father

>>12651008
Your dad probably gave your mom HIV, that fucking degenerate.

>>12651218
Bullshit

>>12651218
Kek

>>12651008
this should really be posted in LGBT not ck dude

>>12651008
How is this food and or cooking related

>>12651184
oh god this is the best thread right now

i'm gonna kill myself a few months form now and knowing that people have to live through shit like this and lack the dignity to end it after such humiliation fills me with pride

>>12651357
This was too much for them, I figured you guys would understand, and you have.

>>12651363
do it now puss

>>12651054
eat some hot dogs dipped in mayonaise

>>12651360
Please read the thread, this is entirely related to both food and cooking in multiple ways
Not all details could be laid out in the original post. It was sort of difficult to get it all in at once.

>>12651218
Do you also beat your wife and believe the moon doesn't exist?

>>12651054
In that case, for comfort food you can't go wrong with melted cheese and potatoes.
Take a recipe for potatoes au gratin like this:
https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/simple-au-gratin-potatoes/
But I'd use regular milk instead of 2% and make sure to sprinkle cracker or bread crumbs over the top because otherwise it isn't real au gratin.

A much simpler and faster comfort food is the old velveeta + diced tomatoes queso. Chop a brick of velveeta into cubes, plop it into a sauce pan, pour a 16 oz can of diced tomatoes over it and cook at medium heat for a few minutes. If you like green onions or whatever, you can chuck them in while the cheese is warming. Eat it with chips or crackers or whatever.

>>12651184
I hope so much this is really the dude

>>12651122

>>12651008
eat some icecream op, it'll do you some good

>>12651400
Okay fair enough