/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12647027

Women are retarded.

>>12647027
In my experience they're turned on by it. I've always looked at cooking like head: I'm better at it than you, but am still expecting you to be the one doing it 9 out of 10 times, and when I do it it's a treat.

>>12647027
yes. my dad want's my cooking more than mom. he even wants me back home during every celebration to cook.

>>12647027
Eggplant means penis now for some reason. I still can't get my head around it.

>>12647223
Look at the shape, anon.

>>12647226
You need to see a doctor asap

>>12647027
I doubt it. Many women can't cook anything worth a damn.

>>12647217
did he also touch you

>>12647039
>>12647027
>>12647281
>t. Incels

>>12647539
cuck

>>12647289
I don't think that's any of your business

>>12647551
Guaranteed she did that to Bobby

>>12647027
when they don't know you, and they're cooking like/because their job depends on it: yes. That's really the only time... Maybe on a first date, and you're known for slipping drugs into people's food.

>>12647027

No. Women are used to having everything given to them for no effort, and if they can get good food from you as well then it's just an extra bonus.

>>12647040
If you're giving her the licc as a treat there's no way you're good at it. Lol at redpill fags who think they're sex gods. True chads eat pussy like a buffet and give their bitch multiple nuts, meanwhile yours are faking orgasms from your 10 minute dickdown

>>12647027

Women DO NOT know how to cook in 2019. In my uni halls, I'd say 5 girls out of 26 knew how to boil packaged pasta and mix with store bought sauce. The 2 girls who actually knew how to make a proper meal were Algerian and Chinese.

>>12647804
Have sex.

>>12647808

A few choice anecdotes for this:

A girl who left the pasta on boil on high heat for 3 hours, set off all the fire alarms and was left with a pan of charcoal.

A girl who asked me if the pasta sauce is mixed in with the water or after it's been drained.

A girl who only ate cereal for every meal because she was too afraid to prepare and cook ingredients.

A girl who gave herself food poisoning after reheating prawns in the microwave 4 times.

>>12647027
I don't know anon, are you cooking the female remains of your last serial murder?

>>12647027
No, it's hot.

>>12647963
>knee-jerk, passive-agressive remark without an argument
Yeah, this is a female retort.

>>12647971
hi

>>12647027
>Do women feel threatened by men that can cook?
White bitches & feminists feel threatened by men who can do anything better than them. It makes them insecure, resentful, and envious.

Real Women (i.e. asian women) take pride in their man and value their achievements & capabilities, they don't resent them.

Nope. I love that my boyfriend likes to cook for me. It's wonderful coming home to a warm meal. No wonder men kept women at house-slaves for generations. It's great to do nothing at work and come home and say, "OH WHAT A HARD DAY!" and have someone coddle you and feed you. I get it now.

>>12647984
>White bitches & feminists feel threatened by men who can do anything better than them. It makes them insecure, resentful, and envious.

>>12647986
Hahaha is this what tumblrinas actually believe?

>tumblrinas

your incel is showing.

why does every thread about women turn into an incel thread

>>12647223
Eggplant emoji looks like a dick. It’s the closest emoji to a dick. Get it?

>>12647984
this is why white girls are fun to fuck but make horrible girlfriends. they're insecure AF & feel threatened by literally everything. you literally have to treat them like babies.

>>12648006
Calling someone an incel just makes you seem really insecure.

>>12648011

This. This is a part of why so many millenial and gen z guys have given up on dating entirely...

>>12648015
no, they're just idiots

>>12648008
because incels like to cockroach together in any thread that talks about women and circle jerk each other with anger and loneliness. They can't help themselves. Any time there's an opportunity to hear other guys like themselves, they feel the need to jump in and defend one another with

>roastie
>fuck you bitch

and other unoriginal 4chan lingo and phrases.

Watch and see how many respond to this post I'm making. Like I said, they can't fucking help themselves.

>>12648011
>this is why white girls are fun to fuck but make horrible girlfriends. they're insecure AF & feel threatened by literally everything
Not all white women are raised like insecure, neurotic, hateful California bitches. There are still good women in America.

OP here, i'm a feminist and this was a test to see if even boards like ck are full of incels and i was right
you are all losers
bye

>>12647984
Asians, Latnias, & Eastern Europeans make the best wifies. Those are women who grew up with real work ethics & appreciate capable men. Western women only want weak ass pussy men they can control... lol

>because incels like to cockroach together in any thread that talks about women and circle jerk each other with anger and loneliness. They can't help themselves. Any time there's an opportunity to hear other guys like themselves, they feel the need to jump in and defend one another with

>>roastie
>>fuck you bitch

>and other unoriginal 4chan lingo and phrases.

>Watch and see how many respond to this post I'm making. Like I said, they can't fucking help themselves.

>>12648026
>OP here, i'm a feminist and this was a test to see if even boards like ck are full of incels and i was right

well.....


.. bye!

>>12648029
you are a fucking idiot

>>12648033
you can either hate women or realise you are the problem

>>12648011
>this is why white girls are fun to fuck but make horrible girlfriends. they're insecure AF & feel threatened by literally everything.
OP sperging out in here is literally the perfect example. lol

>>12648041
Not that guy but tumblrinas =/= women

>>12648041
>hate women
not all women. just insecure, self proclaimed sjw/feminist, hateful white cunt princesses like you.

now, calm your tits, sweetie.

>>12648042
i'm a male KHV

>>12648041
I thought you were leaving? Aren't you supposed to be gone now?

>>12648055
I really don't care if you self identify as a gay baboon or a trans goat.

>>12648063
original

>>12647027
no they feel wettened

>>12647986
My woman-creature slips into this 50's mindset every now and then. I'll go set up an auditorium for a show for 16h, come home around 11pm, and she'll be waddling around the kitchen in just an apron, burning herself with spatter from the bacon wrapped filet mignon... The effort's appreciated - and she can cook - but I'd have gone down on her if she'd have left me a package of Mr. Noodles... "Gotta take care of my man!" "Nah, I'm a strong, independent black woman. I survive on coffee, cigs, and hatred. What the hell are you doing awake right now, nevermind cooking?"

>>12648041
I can do both

>>12648041
guess you chose to hate women

>>12648011
>they're insecure AF & feel threatened by literally everything
It's weird how the modern feminist movement has literally set women back by about 50 years.

>>12648021
>still good women in America
Yeah but they're asian or latino, not white. Frankly, the best option for a white male is asian. If you're dumb enough to spawn they'll combine the best of both races: Superior asian iq and superior white physical strength. A literal ubermensch.

>>12647823
I'm all in favor of hating newer generations for being incompetent and useless and always on their phones, but in this case I can assure you that college students have never known how to cook. As long as there have been kitchens in dorm buildings, there has been some idiot setting that kitchen on fire because they don't know how to make pasta.

>>12647027
>Do women feel threatened by men that can cook?
Women who feel threatened by capable men are not "women." They are insecure little girls.