/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12639974
https://www.al.com/news/2018/05/family_sues_after_3-year-old_d.html

>On a second sweep of the picnic area, after checking nearby roads and businesses, Sadie's father Tracy spotted the upside-down trap cover and discovered his daughter in the 6-foot pit. Efforts to resuscitate her were unsuccessful.

Shits deep enough to kill manlets.

>>12640065
How do they die though? Is grease poisonous?

>>12640070
They probably drowned at that age or hit their head on the way down.

>>12640065
enough talk lanklet

>>12639974
That’s a greasy way to go.

>>12640070
>6 feet deep pool of grease
>3 year old of height pic related

>>12640088
Now that I think about it, he probably ingested some of the grease. Isn't that stealing food?

>>12639974
What an absolutely disgusting way to die. I always hated cleaning the grease trap when I worked food service.

>>12639974
So how do you ignore your 3 year old long enough for them to go out to the dumpsters and jump in the grease pit

>>12639974
What a rotten way to die.

>>12641886
Too many absolute, unfathomable retards don’t use birth control and obviously there’s no stupidity test around to see who has enough competence to be a parent. I feel pretty sick thinking about this ngl.

>>12641886
Two sides to every story. Might have been a very obnoxious 3 year old.

Eh. They can make a replacement. Bang at the Tim Hortons. Name the new child Tim as revenge.

he died trying to become what he loved
fried chicken

I've heard of greasy canadians before, but this seems a bit overkill.

>>12639974
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone killed the kid. Unless the trap was embedded into the ground, a six foot tall grease trap isn’t exactly easy for a 3 year old to get into.

If the trap was embedded into the ground and left open though, someone is a complete fucking moron. That’s also a really shitty way to die either way, those things are fucking putrid and hellish.

>>12639974

>>12640070
You need to remember that oils are less dense than water, so it's not a given you'd have positive buoyancy when submerged in oil.

>>12639974
Any pics?

>>12639974
>drowning in grease
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>be american
>literally drown in grease


>>12640065
>>12640074
>>12640095
Since grease is lighter than water, we can't float in it I suppose?

>>12642634
Why do these places have their grease traps outside? Places I've worked at had them inside.

>>12639974
This youtube channel will obviously do a video on this.
https://www.youtube.com/user/HorrorStories666/videos

>>12642834
Humans are like 60% water, it'd be very hard float, much less for a 3 year old to surface.

>>12639974
he brings great shame to his burger ancestors
a real american would have drank all the grease in order to avoid drowning

>>12639974

I'm assuming that the boy must have tried to escape but couldn't..got tired and suffocated in the grease.

Article doesn't really mention how EXACTLY the child passed away.

>>12641903
>t. Kissless virgin

>drowning in fast food grease
the american dream

>>12640070
I don’t think it’s common for a 3 year old to know how to swim without floaties or a vest.

>>12641886
Little kids are fast and don’t know better. It sounds ridiculous but for all we know it could have been a matter of seconds.

>>12641886
My wife barely lets our 3yo daughter out of her sight in our own home. I can’t imagine just letting her run around at a fucking gas station like some mexican

>>12642987
The answer to these questions is always unironically Jews

>>12642634
Why is it such a foreign concept to place a metal grate on the opening?

You lot keep making american jokes but tim hortons is canadian

>>12640070
Heavier and more dense (I think) than water. Was more than likely twice as deep as the kid was tall.

Sad, but shit like this happens all the time because parents refuse to keep an eye on their crotch dumplings

>>12643441
*Brazilian
also, it happened at a Tim Hortons in Alabama

>>12642634
>sonic grease pits
>no mention of deviantart anywhere
Color me surprised

The stories are about two different 3-year olds from different states, the Tim Hortons one was in upstate New York and the Alabama one was at an ice cream parlor that doesn't appear to be part of a chain

>>12642834
tim hortons is a canadian chain

>>12643133
>I don’t think it’s common for a 3 year old to know how to swim without floaties or a vest.
That's how my dad taught me how to swim. Through me into the IHOP grease trap on my third birthday.

>>12644160
See:
>>12643566
>>12644141

>>12639974
I could have sworn I've seen this exact article but for another kid in America at some sort of diner

>>12639974
So if a child falls into a grease trap, can't you just drop them into a deep fryer and cook em' up real quick? It'd cut back expenses for food at a funeral.

>>12644210
It happens all the time apparently:
>>12642634
>>12644141

>>12644267
Why would you deep fry an entire child? At least bleed the carcass, debride the pelt, remove the viscera, pluck, and fat, set aside the intestines for sausage casing, and split the carcass down the backbone first.

>>12639974
why did i laugh at the title

>>12643619
what the fuck

>>12639974
Did the kid come our battered and extra crispy and did they use a giant french fry basket to pull her out? Was the kid drinking the grease like Augustus Gloop and she fell in?

>>12640065
>>12640078
Remember, being short doesn't make one a manlet. Being pissy about it does.

STOP EATING FRIED FOOD YOU CHILD MURDERERS

She was a slippery little tyke.

>>12642834
>grease is lighter than water

>>12645495
The headline states the ex-kid was assigned male at birth. Why did you assume otherwise, hmmm?

>>12645504
It absolutely is. Some kinds may have a higher viscosity, but water will sink in it. You can test this at home.

>>12645510
Flotation has nothing to do with weight, it has to do with density. Oil will will typically always float being less dense regardless of the weight of the oil, despite many oils being heavier than water by volume. Go back to school.

>>12643619

>>12645537
Here's your (You)

>>12645537
density is literally weight by volume you absolute spastic
https://www.middleschoolchemistry.com/lessonplans/chapter3/lesson1

>>12645572
I think they're doing a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g

>>12645572
Again, go back to chemistry. Oil will almost inherently be less dense because it doesn't cohere like water. Density isn't just a measure of weight you simpleton.

>>12643153
>our 3yo daughter

>>12641892
I hope whoever that whoever is responsible for this fries

I hope they cremate the body.

>>12643619
good one

Grease traps are absolutely disgusting. We have contractors clean them out every couple weeks where I work and it is the most god awful smell on the planet. Septic tanks smell 10x better than that shit