/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shit son grow a pair

The solution is to marry her. She'll become too lazy to do anything like that ever again.

teach her to cook or break up with her

>>12628052
this anon is right
either that or beating her with a sack of oranges so you don't leave bruises but still show her who is boss

>>12628033
>>12628051
>>12628052
>>12628055
>>12628157
Why are all women and nonwhites like this, white brothers? For me, women are useless and we are better of without any in our lives. Thankfully, I made that decision ages ago. Now I have my anime, vidya, /r9k/, and /pol/, living the virtuous life of the redpill.

>>12628033
>not flirting with your gf while she ineptly struggles in the kitchen like a child
>not standing behind her and guiding her hands with yours so she feels the technique
>not congratulating her with a slap on the ass
>not grabbing her breasts and kissing the nape of her neck from behind while she feeds you nibbles of the prep ingredients
>not fucking on the kitchen table before you can finish snack time
Have sex

>>12628162
A woman is nothing more than an unformed man. The fetus starts with the female shape. It is nothing more than a mannequin which the womb must put more effort into if it is to make it a male. The male is the ascended form. The female is unshaped and inferior.

>>12628187
True, they are simply inferior to us, whiteb brother (same as nonwhites). We are simply a superior breed. We are the only ones with agency and depth, everyone else are mere surface, mere automatons compared to our big brains

>>12628033
>browses 4channel
>gf
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>12628196

>4channel

you must be new here

>>12628187
There is the rare gem known as a tomboy or a male-minded man, that happens to be heterosexual. For the most part you can understand it, and it understands you. The vast majority of them are vicious, mercurial henpeckers though.

>>12628203
>t. reddit spacer
this is 4channel now. hiro finally cleaned this shithole up so advertisers would want to come here. sorry sweaty, you'll just have to go back to /pol/ if you want 4chan

>>12628033
It's because you are enabling this person, they do not learn anything because the moment they see something it immediately goes out of their head, they literally cannot remember the last thing they did, the only way to combat this is to make them do it themselves that way it will stick because it causes adversity and thinking, and depending on the person they will either give up or keep trying if they actually care about it.

>>12628214

>reddit spacing

double spacing is standard for replying in my book.
also, why go to the lengths to call it 4channel? looks and sounds retarded. funny you say I'm from /pol/ just because your newfag is showing

>>12628205
This. They are simply evil deep down, nothing more than mere animals at times. Compared to us, they are nothing. We are what makes this world. They are inferior, worthless, and nothing. All women are beneath us

>>12628172
This tbqh girls are for sex stop being a faggot and fuck her OP

>>12628187
Men are nothing but evolutionary cannon fodder designed to fight each other for resources only to lay them at womens‘ feet.

>>12628225
yeah double spacing is standard over at reddit, i get it. its a shame the_donald got deleted but you don't have to come here

>>12628238

you seem to know a lot about reddit for someone who doesn't like it lol

>gf
Stop being a faggot and take the gay pill already.

Here's a novel idea. She forays into the kitchen and starts rattling pans. Make yourself very scarce without warning until she's 'done'. Also, make sure your home insurance is current.

>>12628247
>n-no you're the redditor!
>huehuehue got 'em

tell her that her cooking is shit and to stay out of the kitchen until she learns how to use it. if she doesnt make an attempt to learn then dump her ass

>>12628033
It's a cry for attention. She wants you in the kitchen with her. Your gf is unsatisfied. You better handle this before she turns to Tyronne for some lovin'.

>>12628259

not even mad, getting called a redditor on some vietnamese fishing forum is the least of my concerns
you seem real mad I called ya a newfag tho

>>12628274
OP needs to have sex.

>>12628298
OP's gf is begging for it. She just wants him in the kitchen doing something innocent like cooking...so it will lead to him grabbing her and sticking it to her from behind or having his way with her on the table or countertop.

>>12628225
Good God I cant wait for the summer to end, underage posters are worse than any paid shill

>>12628328
>paid shill
Retard.

>>12628321
Yup
>>12628172
Too bad he had crippling autism and he asked mostly artists for advice.

>>12628328

faggot phone poster detected

>>12628351
OP is either trolling or powerful stupid.

>>12628033
back in the day men didnt have the internet to complain on so they just beat their wives

>>12628055
I'm trying to.
Her mom was a takeout/ kraft mac and cheese or sandwiches kind of woman and she never really learned how to cook.
>>12628172
Why are you larping as a softcore pron writer?
>>12628224
This might be the only decent advice in this thread. Thank you.
I appreciate that it applies to anyone fucking something up doesn't seem as if it's coming from a seething incel.
>>12628257
I lol'd

I wasn't really looking for all the advice or straight up seething woman hatred/ obvious virginity coveting, but this thread turned out interesting.
It was supposed to be a general home kitchen frustration thread.

>>12628225
This is the family friendly 4channel. Go back to 4chan incel

>>12628157
phone book is better than oranges

>>12628172
Only this anon has both of his feet on the ground and his eyes wide open. Jesus Christ, OP, bend her over the kitchen counter.

>>12628682
>I wasn't really looking for all the advice or straight up seething woman hatred/ obvious virginity coveting
Nigger your thread is blatant women hating, just accept that you're a fucking cunt and stop trying to hide the fact that deep down you actually hate women.
The only other person I've heard complain about women cooking like this was an old roommate of mine. He claimed to be leftist, feminist and all that soyfag shit. Yet he bitched about how incapable his gfs were, regardless of what they were doing, because he just hated women. Whether he knew it or not.
He also sucked at cooking which made it ironic to hear him complain about his gfs' mistakes in the kitchen. You probably suck at cooking too, fagoot.

>>12628963
I didn't think you could cram so much projection into one post.

>>12628225
This shit is so funny. Lurk more dog

>>12628682
A lot of the women hate posts are funny banter but the real good ones are the unironic anons

>>12628033
Either do it with her, which should be enjoyable. If it's not, think about why. Your other option is to just tell her no.

What you don't do is complain to other autists about annoyances you're too bitchmade to handle yourself. I mean, you really thought there would be some simple trick that let's you avoid dealing with your gf?

>>12628033
Damn, the sex must be great

>>12629206
>anon how do I suck your dick?
>here let me show you again

>>12629400

>>12628033
I've been in spots like that before man, let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>12628033
spank her ass

>>12629441
is this a pasta?

>>12629400
Bang

>gf tries to be nice and cook dinner for you
>get butthurt about it

Holy autism

>>12628682
>LARPing as a softcore pron writer
That's my typical Saturday afternoon bitch.
>>12628939
>>12629468
These guys get it, they fuck.

>>12629477
No, it's totally original that anon is totally unhinged and beating his wife in the forested slopes of the Appalachias as we speak.

>>12629486
Actually being nice would be figuring it out before hand, and then doing it. If you want to be nice and do something for somebody, make sure you can do it, and that they're not exerting more effort helping you than they would have if they'd just made it themselves.
Of course, it's different if you ask someone to teach you how to make it, but when it comes to doing it yourself, have some basic courtesy.

>>12628033
>but it just isn't sticking.

It is. She understands. She just doesn't want to do it herself and this is the womans way of getting you to do it for her without asking.

>>12628033
I guess you'd envy stir-fry-gf-anon. What an odd position to be in

>>12628033
Unironically take her into the kitchen and fuck her like there’s no tomorrow while you’re “helping” her make whatever simple bullshit you’re asking for.

You gotta make your bitch scream sometimes or they get bored, Melvin

>>12629494
damn...

>>12629521
Really makes you think, huh? Everything's all fun and games, then one day...

>>12628682
>I wasn't really looking for all the advice or straight up seething woman hatred/ obvious virginity coveting, but this thread turned out interesting.
Well, if you think there's a ghost of a chance that won't happen here on the 4channels, you are woefully wrong. You could post a pic related, ask about thoughts and the 'HE-MAN WOMAN HATER CLUB' will sound the clarion call from the farthest reaches of /r9k/ whether the subject has anything to do with females or not..

>>12629513
Can you elaborate?

>>12629519
If you aren't actively dick slapping your woman's face she's looking at every filled out fly like a whole meal.
Gerry

>>12629528
You are literally the most delusional person on 4chan. The seething women haters only come out when a woman is mentioned, that pic is just a shitty forced meme and nobody would say anything about women.
Go back to /leddit/ or /tumblr/ or wherever you fake from, your posts make me sick

>>12629545
My dicks big enough she knows to come back lad, you just also gotta know how and when to use it

>>12629542
Some retard meme'r that keeps posting shitty stir fry threads claiming it's all his mail order gook wife knows how to make

https://t.me/randomiad12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECJFc3uD-fM

>>12629566
Yeah if you feel like bringing up your dick size outta the blue I'm not sure you're giving honest advertising.

>>12628162
It's women with no responsibility or familial duties in general that are useless. No one expects anything of them, so they grow up content with being useless. My step mother is like this as well.

>>12628187
based. also niggers are just unevolved white people.

>>12629573
Oh laddy you gotta realize, either you’re lucky or you aren’t. If you aren’t, sorry pal, but if you’re lucky keeping a bitch around is as easy as 1-2-3 and you can decide to fuck it up whenever you want if you decide it’s too much work .

>>12628328
Could you stop being a retard for one day?

>>12629585
>>12629566
>my dicks so big I don't even have to fuck
Wow I'm not sure I've ever seen a cuckold in this far an advanced stage of cope.

>>12629486
You fucking idiot, she isn't trying to cook dinner for him, she's trying to get him to cook something she wants to eat without coming right out and saying "cook this for me".

>>12629556
>You are literally the most delusional person on 4chan.
I accept the title and all the accolades it comes with, you little summer maggot.

>>12628033
Obviously pretends until you give up.
Dump her ass — sounds like the kind of person who would leave you high and dry and screw you over at her earliest and best opportunity.