/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:52:12 2019 No.12626316 [Reply] [Original]

who the fuck even holds a sandwich like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:53:44 2019 No.12626320 >>12626316 That fag does. How do you hold it though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:54:48 2019 No.12626323 >>12626320 definitely not like a fucking kitten

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:56:07 2019 No.12626326 >>12626320 definitely not like I'm handling a fucking kitten

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:02:01 2019 No.12626347 >>12626316 a man who has had multiple strokes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:02:21 2019 No.12626349 >>12626316 Someone who's trying to show it off to the camera without having to readjust said camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:02:21 2019 No.12626350 >>12626326 You better show me how you eat a sandwich. Now I trust that you don't hold it like this yellow ass hat, but I still want to know. Why hold the plate and the sandwich underhand? I don't know, arthritis perhaps... Fuck this topic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:05:51 2019 No.12626361 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, how to eat a sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12626316 you just don't know how to eat a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:07:22 2019 No.12626365 Fuck, now I'm questioning how I eat a sandwich. Probably in a retarded way. Life is over.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:08:35 2019 No.12626367

>>12626350
on two occasions at different pizza buffets some faggot commented about me holding the plate under the slice and i wanted to make their largely empty skulls even more concave over it
protip: it's so the toppings don't fall on the table or floor, as you can clearly see would happen in the gif were he not doing so
what do you do, put your chin on the table and graze on it instead? idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:08:37 2019 No.12626368 I would really love to see the reactions if anyone normal (let alone downy and fat) ate like that with their tongue hanging out of their fucking mouth in a normal dining or dating situation. That's repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:11:15 2019 No.12626374 >>12626367 Just how bad are you at eating?

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:12:18 2019 No.12626378

>>12626367
Why lift shit up towards my face when I can keep everything as close to the table as possible? Then it won't have to fall at all, and I've got a fucking spine that bends so I can get my head down to the table, obviously. And if shit does actually fall off, my face is already by the table to catch it within the 5 second rule.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:14:54 2019 No.12626385

>>12626374
yes why am i not an infallible god of balance when it comes to overloaded food with precariously placed ingredients
surely these dozens of tiny moving parts must be extensions of myself that i can control with the ease of my own flesh and blood
bitch
>>12626378
haha table cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:18:05 2019 No.12626395 >>12626385 You're just not in the know and your parents clearly didn't love you enough to teach you how to eat in the most efficient way, or they're just as retarded as you are. Fucking plate to face eater.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:18:50 2019 No.12626398 >>12626316 Has anyone seen his new video hes not looking good lads

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:22:48 2019 No.12626407 >>12626398 Idk who this guy is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:25:04 2019 No.12626414 >>12626407 Hes just a bloke with a shitty cooking youtube channel who nearly cried trying to sell off his own BBQ sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:26:12 2019 No.12626416 >>12626398 No, but who would be surprised? He's old and morbidly obese. RIP Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:26:19 2019 No.12626417 >>12626414 Can you tell me the YouTube name, I'd like to see more of this scum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:34:43 2019 No.12626445 >>12626414 Goodman he's so sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:35:43 2019 No.12626448 >>12626417 Yeah his name is lurk for more than 10 seconds, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:36:07 2019 No.12626450 fuck, hes making love to that burger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:36:24 2019 No.12626452 >>12626385 So, pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:38:02 2019 No.12626454 >>12626316 He's holding a plate, probably compensating for the size and awkward eating position. Maybe even maximizing hold. t. i'm as fat as that guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:41:30 2019 No.12626463 >>12626448 Eat shit, faggot. I was just asking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:45:19 2019 No.12626477 >>12626316 I hate people who stick their tongues out like that to eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:46:33 2019 No.12626482 >>12626477 I do that when I eat noodles and I hate every minute of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:53:54 2019 No.12626515 >>12626482 Dude just shove the chopstick in your mouth and pull out without the noodles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:55:45 2019 No.12626521 >>12626463 APOLOGISE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 02:58:59 2019 No.12626536 >>12626417 Yeah just search up jack and cooking on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 03:03:25 2019 No.12626556 >>12626521 I'm sorry man, I got upset and it got out of hand. I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 03:06:45 2019 No.12626567 dead arm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 03:08:18 2019 No.12626575 >>12626556 you are forgiven

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 03:20:19 2019 No.12626628 https://youtu.be/3paMdjFvjZ0?t=103

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 03:21:20 2019 No.12626630 >>12626628 Jack is amusingly incompetent. Joey is just revolting.

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