/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12622038
>kaiser roll
>burger sauce (mix of mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish, vinegar and a bit of hot sauce)
>caramelized onion
>romaine or iceberg lettuce
>two slices of munster or havarti
>two fresh, 1/4lb, medium grind beef patties, mostly chuck and short rib with some sirloin, cooked smashburger style on a griddle

>>12622038
i can't stop laughing at this image even though it isn't that funny

>>12622135

well i think it's funny

>>12622038
quinky burger
daughter room
wife pissed.

>>12622038
>brioche bun
Into the bin it goes.
If I wanted something sweet I'd eat a fucking croissant.

>>12623698
kys

brioche bun
chili ketchup
pickles
leek
peppermix
beef
brioche bun

>>12622155
lmao

>>12622038
McDouble is the perfectly constructed sandwich. Sometimes I like green chiles on my burger

I ate a macaroni n cheese burger once. That's my perfect burger

>>12622038
That tomato was sliced with sinister intent.

The five goys Bacon Cheeseburger is pretty much perfection.

>Mayo
>Catsup
>Sauteed Onion
>Sauerkraut
>Pickles
>Shredded Cheddar
>Lentil Patty

>>12622038
Pic reminds me of this

>>12622038
from top to bottom
>bun
>ketchup
>cheese
>beef patty (seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic powder)
>bun

this is literally it. Anything else and its not a burger you mongs

>patty
>bun
>Quinky Sauce

>>12624546
The inclusion of ketchup takes this from elitist purist to literal 6 year old.

>>12622038
Is this the latest Gordon Ramsey Burguh?

>>12624568
>disliking ketchup because its popular

anon this doesnt make you an interesting person

>>12624598
ketchup is the shittiest condiment

>>12624601
It has it's place. Fries, burgers, hot dogs. Anyone who uses it on anything else deserves the rope.

Toasted sesame seed buns, kinda crispy from grill grease
Super thin cheddar melted through from heat of patty
Two patties, only about a centimeter and a half in height, all crispy
Two ridge-cut pickles, like that neon green sour pickle- you know,
Romaine leaf
Sliced beefsteak tomato -just- ripe. So that initial pinky-red where it's not too juicy, I'm trying to eat a burger not take a bath
Deli mustard smeared on the bottom bun

>>12622038
bro what the fuck

>>12624613
>ketchup
>hotdogs
fucking child, mustard is for dogs

Onion roll
Chili
Cole slaw
Cheddar cheese
Duke's mayo
Mustard
1/2 pound Patty

Literally the perfect burger

>>12624546
my man

>>12624661
>1/2 pound Patty
But it fucking hurts to eat that much in one sitting.

>>12622038
From Top to bottom
>Brioche top bun
>Mayonaise with shredded iceberg
>Fresh spicy pickles
>Fried Green tomato slice
>Caramelized onion with bacon bits
> Fried garlic bits
>x2 Wagyu beef patties, with melted muenster and cheddar cheese
>Baby spinach leafs
>Black garlic, truffle aioli
>Bottom brioche bun

>>12622038
>sweet roll
>banana ketchup
>dijon mustard
>jalapeno aioli
>caramelized onion jam
>spicy pickles
>white onion
>thinly sliced tomato
>butter lettuce (approximately one small leaf)
>american cheese
>two smash style burgers
sides
>steak cut fries with fresh sea salt and malt vinegar served with mayonnaise
>mac 'n' cheese (baked)

>Kaiser
>Sour Cream
>Carmelized onions
>Ketchup
>Provolone
>85/15 Angus Beef
>Gherkins on the side

Lettuce, onion, tomato, cheese, jalepenos, hot sauce

Possibly bacon or bbq sauce

>>12624716
> not eating pounds of meat to recover from your zercher shrugs and squats

Never gonna make it twink

>>12624735
>fries AND macaroni
shit, are you trying to shock your system into gluten intolerance?

>>12622038
Still searching for the perfect one but the best one I tasted until now was

>200 gr beef patty
>Caramelized red onions
>Rösti (similar to a potato fritter)
>Grilled speck (Italian lightly smoked ham)
>Red wine reduction
>Mayo with some chive
Fucking delicious

>>12622038
>Costco Cheapest Buns
>Kirkland Patties
>Cheapest Lettuce
>Cheapest Tomato
>Cheapest Onion
>Vlasic Pickles
>Cheapest Mustard
>Cheapest Ketchup
>Hellmans Mayo

>>12624795
...and i forgot
>Cheapest Pepperjack Cheese

>>12624716
I'm going to eat an 18 oz ribeye for dinner

>>12624795
Hellmans Mayo is the shit though

>>12624809
Why not eat the recommended amount and then savor delicious steak sandwiches, scrambles, etc with your leftovers?

>>12624828
>recommended amount
fuck you

>>12624836
One big meal, with a dopamine rush from binge-eating but then a stomach ache
Or
Like four really enjoyable meals you can have but then also play bocce ball or fuck your wife without a distended tortured gut

>>12624856
I dont have that problem.

>>12624598
Do you have some sort of insecurity about being a boring person? You've said this in another thread. And don't claim it wasn't you because this phrase is not worth copying.

>>12624966
https://www.chowhound.com/food-news/121025/why-does-ketchup-on-a-hot-dog-piss-people-off/

wtf I like ketchup on my hotdog now

>>12624781
Potatoes don’t have gluten retard

>>12624995
explain potato starch, faggo.

>>12624993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

based

>>12624080
This picture is amazing. Thanks anon.

>>12625012
I can't.

>>12624993
I don't like ketchup either. I was more referring to the other part. If you need to talk, I'm here anon.

>>12622038
Ground chuck and beef tallow
Peanutbutter
Fried Egg
Pepperjack Cheese
Dill Pickles
Mayo

>>12623802
The Scotch as a race intrigue and disgust me.

>>12624080
this is a toad u IDIOT.......

>>12625031
I agreed with you, didn't want to give lil' ketchup on a hotdog summerfag a (You)

>>12625012
Gluten is a protein not a starch dumbfuck

And it’s only found in wheat, barley, and rye

>>12623802
stupid.
If you want both just make a casserole of beef-topped mac.
You don't need double starch, lose the bun.

>>12622038

>bacon
>cheese
>mushrooms
>jalapenos
>over easy egg
>meat
>bum
>ketchup
>mustard

That's my standard. I'll deviate it I'm feeling sweet or saucy, but that's the basic best burger.

wonder bread
premade patties from walmart
heinz ketchup
kraft american cheese

>>12625062
You forgot miracle whip

>>12625062
if I was making this I'd use cheez whiz instead

>>12625062
>heinz
hunt is better

>>12625085
hunt more like CUNT
CUNNTTTT

>>12625091
Mike Hunt

>>12624661
This but swap the coleslaw for onions, the mayo for sour cream, add jalapenos

>>12625055
Likely fucking story
What backwater school did you got to?

What a bunch of pretentious faggots.

>>12625093
NO YOURS

>>12625108
https://celiac.org/gluten-free-living/what-is-gluten/

Dumbass

>>12622038
>brioche bun
>ketchup
>yellow mustard
You already fucked up OP

>>12625017
Is this what the package actually says, or is this just a really well done edit?

>>12625425
:DDD

>>12622038
black and bleu with caramelized onions, bacon and tomato.

sourdough bun
onion jam
ground shortrib and sirloin
bacon
sharp cheddar
marinated tomato
deep fried jalapeno pickles
barbecue sauce

>>12625046
FUCK...........

>>12622038
>sesame seed bun
>small amount of ketchup
>mayo
>cracked pepper
>grilled onions
>American cheese
>two patties
Simple and easy, I don’t a little shredded iceberg as well but it’s gotta be cut into thin strips but most of the time I just leave it off.

>>12622038
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer

>>12625892
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHICH WAY DO I STEER?!?!?!?

>>12622038
>milk bread bun
>hard black sear on the burger
>broiled cheeses
>red onion, chopped
>cilantro, chopped
>mayonnaise
>hot sauce, cholula if major brands

A nice prime rib ground burger, soaked in soy sauce and worcestershire sauce and garlic powder, over a propane grill at a buddies house, cooked perfectly. A side of mushrooms and onions in a tin foil boat with butter and salt. Shrouded in American cheese, served over a cheap supermarket kaiser bun slathered in ketchup and mayo, mushrooms and onions dumped atop. The kids squealing and chasing each other. A side of home made potato salad. A beautiful July day, on the deck, and this song playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6kJaGiRaI

THAT. Is a good burger.

>>12625951
ah, the weeb special

>>12624856
How the fuck do you get a stomach ache from an 18oz ribeye?

Anyone else go to The Counter and check off 90% of the options and then eat the massive fucking thing with your hands as it falls apart like a degenerate whore?

>>12625955
Abso-fucking-lutely. Sounds like heaven.

>>12622038
Why would anyone prefer two patties over a single patty twice as thick?

why does everyone like mayo on their burg? mayo is just spreadable oil and burgs are already greasy.

>>12622038
can we stop with this 'brioche bun' meme?
brioche bread is literally confectionery tier, eaten as a substitute to cake, yet mutts think of it as some 'fancy bread' for use in all kind of sandwiches
no wonder you cunts are fat and have no sense of taste

>>12622038

I like how 99% of the replies in this thread are basically just "throw shitloads of condiments on it like you're being dared to eat it by a nine year old with unsupervised access to the refrigerator."

>>12622038
Two whole beef seared disks in dijon mustard sauce, chiffonaded greens, shaved cheese, cornichons and eschalots, on a sesame seed brioche.

>pretzel bun
>horseradish mustard
>tomato
>cheddar
>2 smashburger style patties

>>12626148
U mad?

>>12626167
Yeah it's a common mistake with burger novices. Simple is always better.

>>12626148
You sound upset. Do you also feel this way about Hawaiian rolls and massa sovada? I wouldn't use the latter, but I'm sure someone has.

>>12626223
I hate sweet tastes in non-dessert food

>>12626352
...okay?

>>12622038
>brioche
just get a cake and a sodomy you flamming homo

>>12622038
>Two all-beef patties
>Special sauce
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Pickles
>Onion
>On a sesame seed bun

>>12626352
baby palate

>>12626526
Shut the fuck up

>>12622061
>>12624737
>kaiser
oh hell yes dude, I love it when the bun disintegrates when you take a bite.

>>12626712
>wants sugar in everything
>calling other people baby

>>12626743
We'll shut up when you stop being so flagrant with your faggotry. No one cares that you like it up the pooper.

>>12625037
after that, gimmi something to drink, kek

Brioche bun
Pepper bacon
Spicy condiment
Pepper jack
Medium burg
Crisp green

Simple as

>>12622038
Ketchup

Like... Just ketchup. For real. Yeah.

>>12622038
5-guys burgers and fries
I order:
-2 biggest patties+cheese
-2 entire pickles worth of pickles,
-2 entire tomatoes worth of tomatoes
-onions and lettuce
-ketchup
It cants be held without the foil-wrapper

I eat the fries with a diet coke and ketchup first.

Peak

>>12626804
The vegtables stack as high as the two of their biggest patties, for reference if you want to know when your being cheated..

And the patties are way thinner than the one in this pic....after its been warmed up and wrapped in the foil. Not McDonald level thin, but not crusty thick like in this one either

>>12622038
>White bread roll
>Charcoal grilled pork patty
>Grilled peppers
>Tomato
>Raw onion
>Seeded mustard

>>12626148
Sometimes I like a small burger or slider with a brioche bun, a lot of spices in the meat, and some really pungent cheese. Just a really intense flavor bomb.

On 4th of July my uncle came over and grilled up some burgers, and God damn they were good... So juicy and rare I was about to cry. Unfortunately he was blasted on Coors light, and whenever he gets drunk he starts dancing uncontrollably. He accidentally kicked my grandma in the ribs while doing some dance move and we had to go to the hospital with her. At least I got to eat her burger too.

Pic related, it's my uncles burgers.

>>12626890
>Smash burgers on a grill

The best burger I had:
>beef patty from aged beef
>some kind of spicy pepperjack cheese
>few thin slices of tomato
>arugula instead of lettuce
>green mayo
I don't know what kind of cheese exactly it was since I'm not American and pepperjack isn't common here, it just said pepperjack on the menu. And green mayo is some blend that restaurant makes themselves.

There wasn't a lot of cheese, veggies or sauce, they were there to compliment the beef which was the main thing.

>>12623698
I think I'm gonna try a croissant burger, thanks man

>>12626890
b8

>>12623698
>croissant
>sweet

>>12627717
every croissant recipe calls for sugar

This is all I need

Whopper, Wendy's Single with toppings, or Braum's jalapeno burger.

>>12625058
>>12625037
>Egg
Based

>>12622038
>>sweet relish

I will never understand candied vegetables.

a mchicken