/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Same as how I feel about eating meat, baloney.

>>12613230
Absolutely disgusting

>>12613230
I grew up on it so I have fond memories.
Eating cold bologna “burritos” with mayo and mustard.

>>12613243
Fucking kill yourself

>>12613251
So you ate a sandwich.

>>12613230
Lowest tier lunch meat in terms of flavor and health. It's cheap, though, so it's got that going for it. If you buy the thick cut option it's decent fried. But eating it everyday will kill you

>>12613251
I love you. Show bobs plz

>>12613230
i would rather eat mortadella, a kind of baloney, than prosciutto.

>>12613262
How?
>>12613274
Why?

>>12613258
Uncooked Mission tortilla, cold Oscar Meyer bologna, Best Foods mayo, French’s mustard. Rolled up without a fold.
Worst “sandwich” ever. ...I’d probably still eat one for nostalg’ sake.

>>12613256
Why do you get so easily triggered anony?

>>12613248
This.

Processed meats have a lot of shit that kills you in them.

>>12613230
>Thoughts on baloney

>>12613230

Cheap, tastes great, amazing fried with some gooey merican cheese.

>>12613321
That distress when you just know you'll never be able to stop processed meats but you're also aware of the consequences. I've managed to stop for a year or so but I still have some binging moments.

>>12613243
Vegantarians, please just leave the planet. We're not going to stop eating cows. If we have to stop eating cows, we'll start eating vegans, and you don't want that.

>>12613342
What this guy said, and the only acceptable answer.

Holy shit, what a bunch of cu/ck/s on this board. You people are more concerned with health than eating a good meal. Shouldn't you all be on fucking /fit/?

>>12613335
(You) put too much effort into a shitty joke

>>12613321
>Processed meats
Nice amerimeme, but then again even fresh eggs are considered deadly in your country

I grew up poor, so I enjoy spam-meats....smeats....

Bologna is good smeat. I also like vienna sausages and spam and that russian "doctor sausage" and "Pashtet".

Newfie steak is the ideal comfort food.

>>12613230
I ate it for a month straight and never ate it again

>>12613230

Its bretty gud.

>>12613230
It's decent pan fried in a grilled cheese sandwich

>>12613251
all fucking tripfags must fucking hang

>>12613256
Bite a rock.

>>12613365
>Admits to being a neanderthal

>>12613388
Given how chickens are raised when it comes to mass production (world wide) I'd be half surprised if they were.

>>12613230
I like the thick cut garlic kind my deli has.

>>12613335
based

>>12613321
>meats
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, alright?

>>12613230
Don't care how cheap it is, I'll take it fried any day of the week

>>12613388
They are so brainwashed by the grain and sugar industry LMAO

>>12613426
this

baloney is just hot dog patties

>>12613230
>baloney
what grade did you drop out of school retard?

>>12613335
based wholesome anon

>>12613426
ah, I see you are a man of culture like myself. a true patrician.

newfie steak with mustard and white bread. fuck yeah.

>>12614806
yeah this has always bothered me. then they look at you like you're the asshole for pronouncing it properly

"bologna"

>>12613262
The amount of salt and nitrates will overload your body's system and kill you

>>12614852
I brought 2 spam musubi and a Snapple peach iced tea to school almost every day for lunch throughout most of middle and high school and I'm doing better than most of you.

>>12613426
Thick slices with that crispy fried crust, served with mustard. A true delicacy.

Thin slices, where the whole thing fried to a crisp, are also acceptable.

What does it taste like

>>12613230
it is the only "meat" my dog will not eat. and my dog will eat just about anything. i'm not a fan myself.

>>12615128
like warm apple pie

I'm glad my parents never fed me this dogshit
Bologna is for faggola

>>12613230
i grew up on ring bologna and government cheese. amazing stuff really

>>12615128
Large hotdog

>>12614827
Using a toasted bagel instead of whitebread elevates it to levels of hitherto unimaginable delicacy.

>>12613335
stronger than usual exhale out of my nostrils/10

>>12613243
kek epic
>>12613256
>>12613365
triggered incel newfags pls leave

>>12613230
I tried some when I was America. It just tasted like devon.

>>12613478
this
>>12613268
but also this desu

>>12617109
Cancer, plz.

>>12613369
This.

Although I’ll disagree with OP about ‘murrican cheese, I think you want something sturdy like a cheddar and ideally you pile up the crisped meat and the cheese in a baguette section with a hearty, tangy, kind of fucks the roof of your mouth up crust.

Maybe a little tobasco, franks, aardvark, or even dijon to dip in.

I prefer mortadella but pic related is a guilty please of mine every now and then

>>12617112
Is that the name of your homo boyfriend?

>>12613335
that's a laugh from me dawg

>>12617699
>devon
sounds black

what the fuck is baloney? some discount american mortadella?
t. confused italian

>>12618595
Italians always seem to be confused.

It's a load of baloney, I say!

>>12613230
I like it fried

>>12618595
More or less. Mortadella is just a specific type and style of emulsified sausage, and as far as quality bologna is only "discount" if you buy the cheapest you can find. The only reason that there's a distinction at all is because importation of mortadella was banned from 1967-2000 because Italian pigs were diseased.

>>12615128
I wish I had this. I like baloney, the cold cut combo is my favorite subway sub

>>12613248
You're disgusting !

>>12613335
good one

>>12613335
butter in and literally just BASED

>>12613426
is baloney just like spam?

>>12613230
It be wat white folks smell like

In Ohio they just cut off a big slab and make it a sandwich
https://www.seriouseats.com/2011/12/old-school-bologna-sandwich-b-spot-cleveland-ohio.html

>>12619747
Gross

>>12613262
You aren't getting out alive, so whats the issue?

We're here for a good time, not a long time... Actually we're just here.

>>12619747
10/10 would eat

>>12619747
>they just cut off a big slab and make it a sandwich
They actually cook the slab, and at that point, the difference between bologna and a good hot dog is none. Bologna is uncooked cured hot dog flavor and texture. And, making some crispy grilling is the right approach. Back in the very old days, people didn't buy sliced deli meat as much as buy it whole and slice it at home.

>>12619747
>>12620274
That is how I like it

>Bread
>Mayo
>2x slice of baloney
>Slice of sharp cheddar cheese
>Mayo
>Bread
>Cut in triangles
Best sandwich ever

it's only good if it's cooked.

>>12613230
tastes like solid smoke

>>12620319
>seared bologna steak
>raw onion slices
>b&b pickles

Just looking at this makes me think I can taste pictures.

>>12614800
>baloney is just hot dog patties

r/showerthoughts
Anway, I love a bologna sandwich on white bread with mustard, mayonnaise, and american cheese served cold. Tastes like childhood.

>>12613230
gross and will not eat it

nothin like a good ol baloney sandwhich on cheap white bread and mustard

>>12619665
Kind of.
It's a big loaf of hotdog meat.

>>12613230
I think its full of baloney

>>12613335

>>12613230
Mmmmmmm foreskins

>>12621333
I used to like ketchup on my baloney sammyches.

>>12623720
Wasn’t expecting a C to roll out there

>>12613335
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>>12613230
i love fried baloney, velveeta slices, and mustard on toasted bread.

>>12613335
Haha!

You, good sir, have made my day! :)

Thanks for the laughs my good man!

:^) :^)

>>12613230
It can be pretty good as long as you buy it from the deli instead of the prepacked shit like Oscar Mayer. OM products are all fucking nasty and I'm willing to bet the folks who dislike bologna use that type of shit as their metric.

>>12613230
last baloney I had was in county. It was fucking putrid government baloney. I don't know how you fuck it up so bad. I just ate the bread and the apple.

>>12613335
Based and balloneypilled

>>12613251
>cold bologna
as I kid, I'd roll up slices and eat them cold.
where I'm from (pittsburgh), bologna is called "jumbo", so we'd refer to them as "jumbo roll-ups".

also my gram made "jumbo salad", a bologna salad/sandwich spread. It was basically just mayo, ground jumbo, mustard, and relish. Nothing fancy. She'd make a non-relish batch for the kids. I'd eat it (with relish) on crackers now, but back then we ate it on white bread or a sandwich bun.

I hardly ever eat bologna these days, but I'll pick up some occasionally - maybe if I see it on sale. I still prefer to snack on the slices cold over making a "jumbo" sandwich. If I want a jumbo sandwich, I go to Primanti's. (pic related)

>>12617134
sounds delicious

>>12625807
most overrated restaurant in america

>>12625807

Wow if I was served that Id ask for my money back.

>>12613230
fry up a couple slices, slap some mayo and mustard on the bread, slide a peice and american cheese between you're now crispy balogna, and chow down.

I've never liked it. It's basically a thin cut spam in terms of how much salt it tastes like it has

had it a lot during my childhood, not a fan

>>12613374
That takes all of a minute to do. Lazy tards like you are why we hardly get oc these days.

>>12613230
That doesn't even look like food, wake up

>>12613230
>Thoughts on baloney
only when i need to vomit

>>12614852
>2029
>actually thinking salt is bad for you

>>12624006
Newfag

>>12625828

grew up eating it
a ton of bologna sanwiches
big family
wife's buys it sometimes
have a sandwich maybe
do order the the cold cut trio at the 'Way