/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do we?

>>12609705
/ck/ hates centrifugal forces.

I want a battery operated battery replacer.

>>12609705
No idea

>>12609705
i didnt even know this was a thing. are you seriously telling me that tossing a salad is beyond you? unless youre down an arm or otherwise disabled, something that takes up that much space relative to two pieces of wood is unnecessary. you know what, yeah i do hate this thing

>>12609714
I love the gravitron though.

>>12609723
I thought they were for spinning water off greens not mixing them up?

>>12609730
yeah and then you serve the salad in the bowl, it's brilliant actually

>>12609730
Yes, millennial retards don't eat salad or buy that bagged shit and don't wash it and swill down the e coli and Mexican pee

>>12609705
Yeah fuck off buddy. /ck/ is a salad tossing board, btw

Millennial here, my mom has one but it hurts my arm to push that knob down and make it spin, they need a solar powered one I can run from my phone

>>12609721
This sounds like just the product my home needs.

>>12609752
I tossed your mum's salad last night and I'm a boomer, ok?

>>12609714
I can smell the sweat and vomit from here.

>>12609723
oh so /ck/ is full of retards who think a salad spinner just mixes up the salad and doesn't solve the problem of cleaning and drying the leaves effectively
it all makes sense

>>12609705

poorfag here = because it takes up too much valuable real estate in my tiny closet kitchen

>>12609823

You don't have to be poor to not be a fucking idiot.

>>12609879
>You don't have to be poor to not be a fucking idiot.

>>12609723
that's not what a salad spinner does you retarded fuck

>>12609915

what kind of stupid cunt needs to dry out their salad? You WANT moisture in your salad, you arugula worshiping twat.

>>12609721
This is absolutely abhorrent

>>12609951
one who washes his produce.

>>12609723
Retarded and humiliatedpilled

How the fuck could you possibly hate salad spinners? they're one of the most based unitaskers.

>>12610297

Rinse, two shakes, like any stupid cunt. If you own a salad spinner, you're in a flyover state or some baltic region.

>>12609705
why would I make my salad dizzy and nauseous before I ate it ?
that seems unnecessarily cruel and inhumane

>>12610332

Because you're a fucking Wisconsin retard if you own one. SHAKE YOUR FUCKING PRODUCE OFF. You don't need to centrifuge it like it's Uranium ffs. Goddamn you 1980s idiots are so suckered in by tv.

>>12609721
>smalt
The name even sounds Jewish.

>>12609723
I'm sure you're an expert in tossing salads, anon.

>>12610359
>shaking handfuls of wet leaves to remove excess water
>calling others retarded

"Marge, MARGE!, I've got a Saladco Salad Spinner! I heard Ronco makes them.."

>>12610348
Glad to have a garden and not rely on Globohomo for lettuce

>>12610358
whut ?

>>12610372

read what you wrote.

>>12610379

You don't rinse your garden lettuce? You know that Groundhogs, squirrels, skunks and all sorts of native wildlife shit on those? Including 200 types of birds? You're fucking gross. I've had a 2000sq ft garden for 3 decades. Wash your fucking food.

>>12610384
Not him, but I get significantly better results with a salad spinner compared to shaking a handful of leaves dry. The spinner I use even has a hole in the lid to run under my faucet while spinning wash the produce.

>>12610383
he's being sarcastic anon , move along, and don't think about it to hard you might blow out a brain cell or something

>>12609714
RIIIIIIPPPPPPP

>>12610400

neat. I'm glad you can find a spot in your cupboard for an utterly useless device. I'll send you my shitty ice cream maker from the 80s.

>>12609723
Brainlet.jpg

>>12610400
Which one do you have anon?

>>12610414
>throw all of my washed and still wet cut lettuce into the salad spinner
>spin for 8 seconds
>bone dry
>eat a tasty salad
versus
>take a handful of washed and still wet uncut lettuce
>shake it like I have palsy for 15 seconds
>still wet
>shake it again
>still damp, but cut it up anyway
>eat soggy salad
Seethe, algae eater.

>>12610720
Sunbeam it looks like. I probably bought it at Fred Meyer for $8.00 or something.

>>12610348
>Rinse, two shakes
you have to rip the lettuce open to clean it faggot.
don't tell me you're so fucking stupid you just shove the whole head under water and say it's clean. I bet you do the same for fucking leeks don't you.

https://youtu.be/oXKmAGUIDMs

>>12609714
RIPPEN

Unitasker of dubious utility, big, cleaning it is a chore, you can just shake most vegetables dry, and even if you don't, a little water won't spoil the salad.

I mean, give me a compelling reason to use one.

>>12610848
Shaking each leaf individually will be 1/4 the work than putting the leaves in the spinner, spinning, removing, and then draining and washing the spinner.

>>12611610
>rinse lettuce
>dry it with sock you've been wearing, making it dirtier than it was to begin with
Fucking retarded.

You can't even have proper salad without this rotary photosynthetic processor. You might as well just drink beat juice and place mushrooms in your stool.

>>12609723

>>12609751
Washing your salad is racist and classist

>>12609714
RIPPEN
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>>12609718
as long as you buy two, you're good

salads are a meme

>>12609721
>it's real

>>12609721
>"ambiance light"
>can program a salt shaker to use bluetooth
>can't figure out spellcheck

>>12611629
>cleaning it is a chore
you literally just make sure there's no lettuce left in the basket when you dump out the salad and rinse it for a second

and soggy salad is disgusting
if you're not spinning it or at least patting it dry with a towel or newspaper, your salad isn't good

If you get a sturdy one it's also a nice bowl.
i eat a lot more salads since i own the thing.

>>12609705
we prefer meat spinners

>>12609721
What a Jewish ad

>>12612014
...and after several uses you have an accumulation of crud and black mold growing in corners.

>>12612014
Manually shaking the ingredients out while transferring them to the bowl is 300% easier than dropping them in a unitasker and having to wash the unitasker afterwards.

>>12610779
Take the spinner out of the cabinet. Place on table. Open. Toss salad in. Spin for 8 seconds. Remove salad. Disassemble the spinner, wash it in the sink with detergent so shit won't accumulate on it, then rinse, place on drying rack, a couple hours later reassemble and put back in the cabinet.

Alternatively, toss salad in, spin for 8 seconds, remove salad, pour water out, optionally rinse. Enjoy buildup of mold and crap in your salad.

>>12612372
But it's round, it doesn't have corners.

>>12612385
Water doesn't make things dirty lmao.

As long as you just dry you salad spinner you literally never have to clean it.

>>12612553
The water you use to rinse the salad does though, it contains all the gunk from the salad, and moist environments are perfect for those to thrive in.

>>12612571
>>12612385
>>12612383

This is just sad I can smell the estrogen all the way to Argentina

>>12612608
says one who can't shake a salad leaf and needs a spinner.

>>12610848
>Cut up your salad ingredients
>Put them in a collander
>Wash under water while tossing
>Break your fucking wrist somehow
>"OH NO! If only I had bought a fucking salad merry-go-round! How many people must suffer from salad related injuries before the government steps in and makes salad centrifuges mandatory?

>>12612553
>Clean literal shit off lettuce
>Doesn't clean equipment
>Salad spinner now smells like feces

You'd be surprised how much of a better job a salad spinner does on drying salad than your retarded dick sprinkle shake that you do.
Salad needs to be dry for the dressing to properly stick to it. I also know I'm holding this website to a too high standard. As if any of you knew anything about cooking in a board dedicaded to cooking on 4chin.

>>12612734
My salad spinner has a built in colander.
It's a multitasker.

>>12612771
I bet over half these faggots don't chill their salad plates in the freezer while prepping.
Fucking savages.

>>12609721
>finally, a way to let bigcorp listen in on our dinner

>>12612385
>Take the spinner out of the cabinet. Place on table. Open. Toss salad in. Spin for 8 seconds. Remove salad. Disassemble the spinner,
Salad spinners are not complex.

They're usually 3 parts.
A bowl, a sieve, and a lid.
Also, I own a dishwasher, so I just toss it into the top rack.

>>12610359
Even Alton Brown, a man who HATES unitaskers acknowledges the efficiency and usefulness of a salad spinner:
https://goodeats.fandom.com/wiki/Salad_Daze

God you faggots will argue about anything

>>12612934
And he's a fucking idiot. So what's your point?

>>12612776
And they use dinner forks for tossing salads, not salad forks! And don't even use proper salad bowls!

>>12612874
...and you still spend 2 times as much maintaining your spinner than shaking the leaves would take.

The spinner may make sense in a restaurant or a fast food joint, where it's used 80 times a day then washed with rest of the utensils in the evening. At home, this >>12612734 - a solution in search of a problem, and worse than the problem it pretends to fix.

>>12613081
Sorry, my home standards are the same as a pro kitchens.
Enjoy your waterlogged wilted salad, anon.

>>12609714
Rippen in peace

Should I still rinse lettuce to get rid of potential pesticide if I peel away the outer layer? It's basically never dirty just one layer down but I'm not sure if surface pesticide matters there.

>>12612990
I know this is 4chan, but I am honestly surprised how heated the discussion on salad spinners has gotten. Truly pro-skub/anti-skub level.

>>12613081
Some people like you prefer inferior food for the convenience that's why McDonald's is the number one restaurant in the world.

Hey retards; how about: it depends. Making a small salad quickly? Just shake out a few leaves or whatever. Chopping up all your veggies for the week including a ton of lettuce? Spinner might save you time. Not a ton of space, poorfag? Don't get one. Boomer in a McMansion with plenty of kitchen space and 15 kids you don't love? Burn down your neighborhood.

>>12613125
The pesticides won't hurt you it's the hep c from the Mexicans shitting and pissing on it that will kill you

Salads fucking suck ass so who gives a shit about preparing them?
>Oh I'll just have a salad thanks
Leave this establishment immediately.

>>12613119
Ok... I see you. What is RRIIIIIPPPPP all about? I don’t know what that means.

>>12609705
I haven't used one in years. I also don't eat salad, unless you count potato.

>>12612934
Beautiful evocation of appeal to authority.

>>12613362
Kek, invocation, ffs.

>>12613138
McDonalds probably tastes better than your shitty salads. I'm not talking about fresh off the hotplate McDonalds either. I'm talking 3am burger run, getting a patty that was cooked six hours ago McDonalds. I bet your salad fucking tastes worse than that.

>>12613375
Who hurt you?

>>12609721
>2019
>not having a smart salt shaker / speaker / ambient light
ishygddt

>>12613378
I stuck my dick in a salad spinner once.

>>12613457
How?

>>12609951
>why would you want crispy crunchy greens when you could have limp soggy ones like me?

>>12612383
These retards shake each fucking leaf, and they still end up soggy whether it's 1 shake, 3 shakes, or 15 shakes, then eat their soggy salad and think they're so smart for saving a whole 15 bucks and a bowls worth of cabinet space. Use a salad spinner. It is quicker, and produces much drier leaves in seconds. Anybody who thinks salad spinners suck have never used one before, or are too retarded to tell the difference between a crispy crunchy dry leaf and a floppy soggy one

>>12613564

You've never eaten a salad in your life. Dry leaves wilt, wet leaves always stay turgid.

>>12609714
Much of /ck/ might hate it, but I embrace it. I embody it.

>>12613564

See that insert, it's to keep water as close to the leaves without rotting it as you can. Hydration is everything in salad. This fucking spinner horseshit is for college students in their first apartment who haven't learned how to cook.

>>12613617
>Hydration is everything in salad.
Bait but anyway:
you don't want watery salad.
vinaigrette won't stick to water because water and oil don't mix. So you want your leafs to be dry so there is no water between the dressing and produce.

>>12613628

You drain your fucking salad, idiot. If you can't get a dry enough leaf by holding it up or putting it in a bowl for 5 minutes, you a goddamn idiot. Olive oil, balsamic shitmix that you make will stick to it just fine. You don't need a goddamn toy. You think they have those in restaurants? Fuck.

>>12613646
>You drain your fucking salad, idiot.
yeah, with a salad spinner which is the proper tool for the job. You won't convince anyone that slapping around a salad leaf like you slap around your dick works.

>>12613652

I love talking to kids, they always devolve. You're 22 at best.

>>12613658
>you're 22
Just like your IQ.

>>12613652

Your need to be right when you're demonstrably wrong is what gives you away. From now on be more circumspect and people might respect you and you won't have to go to the dick.

>>12613669
>demonstrably wrong
kek, no. Go dry your salad in a bowl, retard.

>>12613684

Show me those salad spinners in high end restaurants. Go do that, brrrroooo. Fucking kids.

>>12613691
>uses a shitty appeal to authority
Yeah, nice demonstration of "evidence", retard.

>>12613702

Not an appeal to authority, and appeal to quality you dipshit. How is this not getting through to you?

>>12613702

You're like a retarded typing practice experiment for me. You keep firing blanks and I just keep having to type and type and type. GOD. I love this. My fingers are going to be huge.

>>12613711
>>12613714
samefag as fuck.
Even has reddit spacing.
plus, lookie here hobart is not known
for making home appliances.
https://www.hobartcorp.com/products/food-prep/specialty-products/salad-dryers

>>12613702

How about this, you cupboard your spinning colander piece of shit, and I'll make my shaken lettuce, julienned carrot, bell pepper, red onion salad with double vinegar, olive oil, some basil, red pickled pepper dice and whatever the fuck else I want to toss in there and you go on your way.

>>12613725

no he is actually another asshole who is bored. I guess. Good work, Scooby Doo.

>>12613732
>julienned carrot
Wow, french terms! you must be a culinary genius!

>>12613751

It's the most common term on the planet. 2mm square strips of carrot you stupid fuck.

>>12613751

Oh, you really are young. Sorry. I'll let you be.

>>12613754
it's ok anon, one day they will promote you from garde manger.

>>12612874
>Also, I own a dishwasher, so I just toss it into the top rack.
I just rinse mine and leave it in the dish drainer until it's in the way or I need it again. I'm putting washed lettuce in it. Not ground beef.

>>12612385
>wash it in the sink with detergent
It's lettuce, bud. Just rinse it and put it in your dish drainer to drip dry.

>>12613587
>Oh, you think centrifugal force is your ally. But you merely adopted the force; I was born in it, moulded by it.

>>12613959
A lot of effort for a forced meme

>>12609721
>Only show how it's actually fucking used like twice
>All that extra added bullshit on a fucking salt shaker of all things

>>12613984
Just googled bane face png and slapped it on there. Took 8 seconds.
...forced memes are worth more than 8 seconds of my life.

>>12614020
I was just trying to make a shit reference to the "a lot of loyalty for a hired gun" line..

:(

>>12614037
I completely missed it.

can someone please tell me why do we like salad spinners so much?

>>12614058
Centrifugal force.

>>12614058
It’s also why Centrifugal Bumble Puppy is the official game of /ck/.

>>12609705
They don't work very well in my experience. I have to spin it, move the greens around, and then spin it again or else water will get trapped between the leaves.

At the end of the day, I prefer to wash my greens whole and then shake them by hand before cutting them.

>>12614115

Because you're not a shop at home fat moron. You actually learned how to make food.

If I wash lettuce I usually just place some kitchen towels down and layer them like that, leaf by leaf. I guess I could own a salad spinner, but I don't like having a bunch of different devices. I also use pic related in the kitchen, surgical towels. They work fantastic, much better than any other kitchen towel I have ever used.

>>12614126
t. McChicken connesieur

Someone is posting this in all boards and apparently a guy in /sci/ really got mad lol

>>12614140

What kind of weak ass salad dressing are you people making that you need micro fiber to dry your cunting salad? You people are so fucked. I know you''re all stupid trolls but jesus christ, even the idea you came up with for your bullshit.. gawd. I fucking love it. I need more.

>>12614162
Link it!

>>12614163
(you)

>>12614182

You got me, fuck up. You fucking children are just a misery to talk to. SO stupid and so inexperienced. It's like trying to train a pissing puppy.

>>12614163
I get surgical towels from work. They have an expiration date and are typically rotated before use. Drying the lettuce leaves using the towels as an idea came after acquiring towels, not before. They're also not very expensive secondhand iirc, so I'm uncertain why everyone doesn't use them

>>12614205

I bought microfiber drying towels, I have no access to them from a hospital, but they work like a fucking machine when washing dishes. Why do you dry your lettuce? Can you not get your dressing to stick to a moist leaf? I honestly don't understand any of you people. I've made olive oil balsamic and vingerettes that work with normal food. What are you people doing to your salads? Desiccating them for what reason?

>>12609730
>>12609817
>>12610312
>>12610370
>>12610419
it literally spins leaves? you use this fucking contraption to spin and dry leaves? sure im ignorant, but actually using one of these is literally pathetic. hands and prep work, you inept lazy cretins

>>12614230
After rinsing lettuce you just toss it into a bowl and add your dressing? Sounds like a terribly sloppy way of doing things. Doing a thing well and doing it to the minimum standard are separate things, but I assume you have plenty of experience with the latter.

>>12614251

You like dry salad? Arugula I assume? Lots of Kale? That's a fucking shit meal. It's not sloppy, it's planned. Like a moist burger, I like a moist salad too.

I'm arguing with people I have absolutely no respect for. I know you people are fucking dirt people. I just can't imagine your perspective on things. If it be a pretend notion, that's childish, if it's real, that's worse.

>>12612934
>TV man says something is good/bad therefore is good/bad

>>12614331

You're some fat fuck that can't walk away from the screen I assume. You just keep sounding stupid.

I put arugula, romaine, and spinach in my salads
It comes pre washed so its not wet when I take it out of the container

I don't understand iceburg lettuce beyond cheap salad filler for restaurants

>>12614365
>when I take it out of the container
>I take it out of the container
>take it out of the container
>out of the container
>of the container
>the container
>container

>>12614348
>hurr I'll call him a fat fuck, that'll gimme the last word
nice try asshat but I can go on for longer than you

>>12614248
it's a centripetal colander.
It removes water from anything that fits inside it that is also larger than the drainage holes, and it does it better and faster than a human can.

You can dry pasta, vegetables, anything.

If you hate the salad spinner, you hate colanders.

>>12614396
no, colanders are fine, salad spinners a shite. now run along and go play with your toy kid

>>12614248
They have commercial versions you retard.
It's a standard way to clean and dry lettuce.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/video-4281/hobart-salad-dryer.html

>>12614400
I dunno man, colanders seem pretty shit. They only drain down, and rely on weak gravity.

A centrifuge seems way more efficient.
Every tried to drip dry marziani pasta?
The last thing i need in my mac and cheese is extra water on the noodles.

>>12614438

I spin everything. I spun my last sandwich. I spin mashed potatoes. I spin steak. I can't not spin my food. It's so spinnable. These fucking creeps. I love listening to young adults trying to figure out food.

>>12609751
t. Boomer Posts

>>12614442
finally, the retard understands physics.

>>12613564
Soggy? Does your salad wilt when you put vinaigrette dressing on it? Lmao

my salad spinner usually produces 1-2+ cups of water per spin

you salad shakers are just throwing that water all over your kitchen or what?

>>12614449

At least the republicans have a reason to tax you fucking morons. You're not worth the time you spend here and should be chased off the planet as fast as possible. Enjoy dying to your own stupidity. Enjoy being dumb human chattel.

>>12614165
I dont know how to link it(I'm using clover) but here it is

>>12614456
they're not extracting that much water

>>12614504
Sorry, here it is without the pencil icon

>>12614504
what are you trying to hide?

>>12614530
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>>12614504
Thanks. Maybe /sci/ should create a salad spinner that uses centripetal forces instead.
Also, I hope this guy >>12614641 doesn’t get you thrown into a Chinese jail or whatever.

>>12609723

Google can be a useful tool, anon

>>12612383
I dry them on a paper towel or these thin not quite cheese cloths that I use for food purposes.

>>12613652
You're irrationally angry over a useful device, I just used my salad spinner to make some coleslaw.

>>12609721
What kind of moron buys this crap?

>>12614248
I used one when I worked in a restaurant... they're pretty common

>>12615805
Do you lust for wet leafy greens?

>>12614659
No problem, I'm just learning Chinese, so I changed the OS language

>>12613587
How does he get out?

>>12609721
My mind cannot accept the idea that this might be a real product

>>12609705
We don't, that's just you.

I like them, they get salad leaves dry without having to wring them like laundry and crushing them into a mess.
They're also good for the cleaning phase too.

The downside is extra cleaning and extra cupboard space and extra bench space. If you have the space and eat salads and like your salads dry, they're very useful.

>>12609721
Are we just going to ignore those shitty eggs?

>>12614442
For a comparison I spun one and shook another cola can before opening, and the shaken one and it ended up more dry than the spun.

>>12613851
Yeah, it's lettuce from which you just removed all sort of shit, depositing that specific shit inside your spinner. Now you rinse it and let all the sediment happily grow in a moist dark environment.

>>12613138
You've learned this from a Shopping Channel infomercial?

>>12616901
>dirt and pesticides that were water soluble when you rinsed them off the lettuce lose solubility when you rinse them from the spinner
>dirt and pesticides "grow"
Stop posting.

>>12614641

>>12609721
>track
>monitor
>control
what idiot accidentally included their mission objective in the ad?