/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>fitpol
kys painfully

>>12606690
The yeasties from the cabbage would probably make it safe. Blood isn’t anything that will make you sick. It would make it really iron-y and probably unpalatable. No benefits tho. No super powers. Unless you count solitude a superpower.

What you REALLY want to do is get a sample of the naturally occurring yeast from her vulva and make a bread starter with it. She just needs to double dip. Flour, water, a little sugar and some ...*ahem* “starter culture.”

It’ll take a few feeding cycles to build up enough culture to make a bread and the bread comes out like shit but it IS still technically GF bread so... I don’t know. Enjoy? (Please don’t actually do this)

>>12606755
thank buddy i'll pitch this to my lady and see what she thinks =)

Dumb bitch

>>12606690
>>12606755

what am I reading here?

just perform cunnilingus and get it over with...lol

i tasted it it's got a very interesting flavor idk if its what kraut is suppose to taste like but its pretty good
heres a pic of the little floaties of what I assume to be blood

>>12606791
Also, if it’s her blood you want, there are better ways to get it than her menstrual flow. That stuff has chunky tissue in it from her uterine lining. That’s probably what those floaters are.
Get into bloodletting instead. Find a kinky phlebotomist in your area who will set you up.

>>12606800
Agreed. Just go down on her like an adult. Wait for just before her period starts and you can slurp up that sweet sweet leukorrhea.

>>12606701
>man I just hate /pol/!

>>12606840
>>12606836
>>12606800
it more then just eating her pussy I do that all the time
this was a special bonding thing we did

>>12606844
most people probably just hate /pol/ because it attracts the most newfags and newfags can be annoying

>>12606690
>/fitpol/
OP you are double gay.

>>12606849
ABANDON THREAD!

>>12606859
>Hey babe, can you mix some of your menstrual fluids into some perfectly good sauerkraut so we can have a special bond when I eat it?
>Sure babe, you read my mind. Just make sure you don’t forget to kiss me on the mouth afterwards because I like putting my mouth where my menstrual fluid goes.
Doubtful.
I feel like she acquiesced to your weird request but sure “special bonding.”

>>12606690
>>12606818
Well apparently you only waited forty minutes max between your baitpost and the follow up, and you’ve attracted the attention of our resident transsexual attention whore namefag in between.
Congratulations on making /ck/ a worse place by a record number of metrics, and I genuinely hope you get botulism and die in hideous agony.

>>12606755
The yeasties from an open-air sourdough mother will be exactly the yeasties from the woman's vagene if you have a woman in the house.
If you've ever eaten a homemade bread from some chick with a sourdough mother, you've basically licked her coochie just less fun.
Not even joking.

>>12606690

What the fuck