/ck/ - Food & Cooking

make dickfuck threads like this one

>>12603057
Fokkin baste

Idiot here, I just size the paddies to the buns.

>>12603051
the idiots that dont eat meat, the greatest of God's gifts to the human palate

>>12603051
why make the patty smaller than the bun. your post is fucking stupid as shit you nigger

>>12603057
This

>>12603051
>He doesn't make his own patties

>>12603114
>he doesn't make his own bun

>>12603051
I just don't get it , you come onto an anonymous cooking board just to announce how stupid you are ?
what is the end game here ? what are you trying to achieve ?
or is this because you are bored and just want attention from strangers because you ignored in IRL and people avoid you, so you come here and shitpost and anons ridicule and laugh at you , but to you in some perverse way this is acceptable attention .

>there are no good industrial buns in my country

>>12603530
Hl reddit

yeah I hate when my meat doesnt fit in the buns

>>12603631
??
sorry anon, I don't speak autistic retard .

>>12603659
well , you always use a Dick pump , or date smaller men

>>12603677
Get sex.

>>12603530
>projection

>>12603688
hmm, if your asking

naww sorry anon I don't date men or dick chicks

>>12603051
The autism is strong with this one.
How much time did you spend at the 4th of July cookout your parents forced you to go to ignorantly staring at the burger they had to get for you? Because, well, let's face it, you don't have the social skills to even be a face in the crowd at a mediocre level. Why'd you just sit there and fester, continually blaming parents, society, and whoever else for your own inadequacies? Why didn't you get up and join in a conversation; make a connection, albeit small, and enjoy fellowship? You didn't have to be the weird one sitting by himself at a lone picnic table. Yet you chose to.
Then you felt the need to come here and post your awkward idiosyncrasy and call them idiots? Adorable.

>>12603695
interesting that a basement dwelling neck bread such as yourself can use words with more then one syllable . but if that is your fantasy by all means see yourself doing that it might be healthier then jacking off to all that hentia/anime you social outcasts are infamous for.

>>12603726
lol why is your scenario so specific? It sounds like you're talking about yourself.

>>12603748
I'm the one who hosts the cookout. I've seen these kids before.

>>12603764
yeah sure autismo

>>12603051
>he buys premade patties

>>12603748
well observational skills allow people to describe they see,
and you make it so easy because you continually make the same mistakes over and over and over again , it is easy to predict what the eventually outcome of any situation you as the test subject are in.

>>12603773
>well observational skills allow people to describe they see,

>Because, well, let's face it, you don't have the social skills to even be a face in the crowd at a mediocre level. Why'd you just sit there and fester, continually blaming parents, society, and whoever else for your own inadequacies?
lol projecting autismo thinks he's a mindreader. you're dumb, cringy, AND gay.

>>12603787
looks like you hit a nerve there, anon

>you're dumb, cringy, AND gay.

be careful he is a master at the art of insults .
but not very bright or original

>>12603842
>looks like you hit a nerve there, anon
lmfao write another story about not yourself at the family barbecue.

Lol see a lot of the idiots ITT

>>12603847
lol I am not the bbq anon , you lose again

>>12603868
>autismo cope

>>12603881
holy shit you are stupid , lol

>>12603051
Its funny when you see how much better Pixar got at 3d modeling by rewatching all the toy story movies.

>>12603922
>being so autistic that you took 6 minutes out of your day to prove an idiot wrong with MS paint
gotta git dat last werd yeh hurrd?

>>12603986
>MS Paint ??
LOL , god damn I did not think people could get as stupid and uneducated as you , you are either an underaged kid or a fucking stupid as hell millennial,
look little stupid person I will use small words for you ,
that is a clip and save button it takes all of ten seconds
jesus chist you are just to stupid for words

>>12604023
>all of this buttmad cope
LMFAO. how can one person be so utterly and thoroughly anally rekt?

>>12604037
>how can one person be so utterly and thoroughly anally rekt?

oh take me to hospital . to the burn unit.
wow you are just fucking stupid , I don't see how you going to top that one , but I am sure your going to give it a try , aren't you ?

>>12604078
>oh take me to hospital . to the burn unit.
>wow you are just fucking stupid , I don't see how you going to top that one , but I am sure your going to give it a try , aren't you ?

>>12603051
Too much patty is revealing and degeneracy, cover up that burger, one thing leads to another.

A burger is like sex, what are you, a fucking slut, sorry bitch, Im romantic and want to take it slow, alright. A hamburger is a taste journey and experience, one bite at a time. The art of the burger is to lead the customer or person youre cooking for into a journey of mystery and delightful pleasure in taste, it must be like Romance - and a wholesome, fulfilling, profound, sacred, experience, speaking to its profound sexual undertones, you fucking degenerate!